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Joined 10-30-07, id: 1409861, Profile Updated: 02-18-13
Author has written 14 stories for Warhammer, Terminator, 1984, Roughnecks, Hobbit, Bolo series, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Star Wars Rebels, and Game of Thrones.

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Reign of the Serpent by AlphaEph19 reviews
AU. Salazar Slytherin once left Hogwarts in disgrace, vowing to return. He kept his word. A thousand years later he rules Wizarding Britain according to the principles of blood purity, with no end to his reign in sight. The spirit of rebellion kindles slowly, until the green-eyed scion of a broken House and a Muggleborn genius with an axe to grind unite to set the world ablaze.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 217,358 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 1,729 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
And, The Giant Awoke by RemoWilliams reviews
What if Tyrion actually did fight The Mountain by himself?
Game of Thrones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 107,305 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 2,929 - Follows: 3,187 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Tyrion L.
Saruman of many Devices by Saphroneth reviews
Alone of every power in Middle-Earth, Saruman innovates, notably gunpowder. But he lost. What if he had a little help? Actually a cross-over between LOTR and the General series by David Drake. Uses both book and movie elements.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 130,580 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 4/3/2016 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Saruman
A Legion for Westeros by High Plains Drifter reviews
While hunting boar in the Kingswood, Robert Baratheon discovers a lost band of Sell Swords who speak a barely recognizable dialect of Free Cities Valyrian. Befriending them, the King, along with Ser Barristan, returns to their camp; only to discover it is a Castra guarded by an entire Roman Legion. When Robert returns to King's Landing with them, will Westeros ever be the same?
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 106,865 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 9/18/2015 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Robert B., Barristan S.
The Family Clock by Jan. McNeville reviews
Ever think of the Weasleys' clock? A wizarding watchmaker makes friends with our favorite twins in an answer to the Great Mary Sue Problem. Rating is upped one, just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 192,840 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 2/8/2004 - Charlie W., OC
The Queen and the Trashbag by DarkHorseBlueSky reviews
In which Valen Rudor makes some vastly inaccurate assumptions about the physical appearance of the Ghost pilot, and in which said pilot's space-husband is not amused. Somewhat out-of-current timeline because I've had this thing sitting around since episode two. Cover art by lledra-fanstuffs on tumblr.
Star Wars Rebels - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,094 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/19/2015 - Published: 4/11/2015 - [Hera S., B. V. Rudor] Kanan J., Ezra B.
BRPD - Big Rok Polees Departmunt by Tau22 reviews
Sometimes, an ork craves to be un-orky. And sometimes, someone un-orky wants to behave a little bit too orky. On the Big Rok, both of these sides clash. And it's up to the BRPD to maintain something that very distantly resembles order. If you squint a little.
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 91,648 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 4/3/2015 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Orks, The Empire, Daemons, Eldar
Causatum by Sildae reviews
The Sith's careful manipulations begin to unravel at the hands of unlikely saboteurs: the Chosen One's wayward Padawan, a paranoid Jedi relic, and the very men created to destroy the Sith's ancient enemy. But as the balance of power slips inexorably towards the Dark, the Light ensures hope will remain. Post S5, incorporates S6, toward SW: ROTS.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,356 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/21/2015 - Published: 8/1/2014 - [Ahsoka T., Captain Rex] Clones
She Will Be the Death of Me by unkeptsecret reviews
The lethal ladies of Roanapur, as told by those bastards who are lucky enough to know them. Vignettes with a theme.
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,256 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 4/25/2013
Fallen Legends by GreySilhouette reviews
When Anakin does not find Ventress and Ahsoka is found guilty and sentenced to death, Obi-Wan interferes and breaks her out, unable to stand by and let such a travesty of justice take place. The Council complicates matters by jumping to conclusions, and while Obi-Wan and Ahsoka attempt to find out the truth of what happened, Barriss is planning to set off another bomb...
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 69,313 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Obi- Wan K., Ahsoka T., Asajji Ventress, Master Windu - Complete
Necron Tales Of Whimsy by INFERNOX reviews
I saw the continual destruction of my people as a child. I felt the metal binding to my flesh when the C'Tan converted us. I was beside my brothers when we won the War in Heaven. And I slept alongside them when the Great Sleep began. My name is Vargard Obyron. I serve under Nemesor Zahndrekh. I awoke from the Great Sleep intact. Zahndrekh...not so much.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,340 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Necrons
Flashman and the Iron Throne by Zalgo Jenkins reviews
Flashman / GoT crossover. Collection of snippets/drabbles from a hypothetical Flashman novel where a portal opened between the British Empire and Westeros in the 1880s.
Crossover - Misc. Books & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,025 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/27/2013
Harry amidst the Vaults of Stone by NothingPretentious reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, it is up to the Gringotts goblins to carry out the terms of the Potters' will. What will happen when young Harry Potter - halfblood, Parselmouth, curse-scarred, outsider - is raised in the stalagmite city of Underfoot?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,245 - Reviews: 2124 - Favs: 3,687 - Follows: 4,344 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P.
Professor Riddle and the Quest for Tenure by Zalgo Jenkins reviews
More than two decades ago, Headmaster Dippet made the fateful decision to hire Tom Riddle as an associate Hogwarts professor. And now, at last, Riddle's double life as Lord Voldemort is threatening to bring the Wizarding World to its knees…if only he can convince his students to leave him alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,949 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Voldemort
The Right Hand Path by Sophiax reviews
Merope survives to raise her son, Tom Riddle. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 90,252 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Tom R. Jr., Merope G.
Friendship by wayofthepen reviews
A simple bit of diplomacy between Lady Deirdre Skye and Colonel Corazon Santiago.
Alpha Centauri - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Complete
Tiberium Wars by Peptuck reviews
As Tiberium spreads across the Earth, the Global Defense Initiative finds itself facing a reforged and vengeful Brotherhood of Nod, and an even more mysterious, inhuman force that holds the secrets to the green crystal... A novelization of Tiberium Wars.
Command & Conquer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 206,445 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 7/13/2007 - GDI Commander, Kane
Out Here, Nothing Changes by Elemnestra Aethelflaeda reviews
Nothing grows in the wastelands. Nothing lives. Only the desert remains. The desert, and the road.
Mad Max - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Complete
The Pirates of Deneb by Woodcrafter reviews
Traveller fic: Ex-Scout Beecher has been given the unenviable task of tracking down a pirate fleet. Who's pressuring him for results? Who isn't. I own nothing of Traveller it belongs to Mark Miller.
Traveller - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,142 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Complete
PRIMARCHS by Sakouya reviews
Originally written by the Chaos God Emperor of Fankind Lastie. Includes multiple crossovers, graphic violence and blatant disregard for moral standards, the story has already been partially posted by Xenos Major but I'm posting the entire 191 chapters.
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 192 - Words: 249,695 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Complete
The Emperor Works in Weird Ways by he who fell from grace reviews
If a Space Marine Captain with anger management issues was thrown into the Stargate Universe with a Battle Barge and 3 Companies of Marines what would happen? Mayhem that's what. Pre 13th Black Crusade and post Season 7. Book 1 of 3. Re-Mastered.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 114,155 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Complete
Undying Valor by FlareX3 reviews
An Imperial Commisar rallies his men. A one shot I did for Latin class.
Warhammer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Complete
Soldiers of Harakoni by Gutsu reviews
The 42nd Harakoni Warhawks launch an attack on a Chaos held city. The story is complete and there will be no further chapters. Reviews and critiques are very welcome.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Complete
Sniper by Mandy da Kitty reviews
Dizzy, watch your back...
Roughnecks - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/9/2004
The Case of Missing Whisky by Mundungus42 reviews
A stolen inheritance leads Holmes and Watson to a world that doesn't wish to be discovered. Surprisingly tasteful crossover with Harry Potter.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,232 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/10/2003 - Published: 12/14/2002 - Complete
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La Mano de la Malsaĝulo reviews
After several hours laboring with a dictionary and grammar chart, my short SWR praody snippet 'A Fool's Hand', rewritten in Esperanto!
Star Wars Rebels - Rated: K - Esperanto - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2016 - Agent Kallus, M. Tua
Fool's Hand reviews
Agent Kallus' plot against Tua hits a snag..short silly oneshot.
Star Wars Rebels - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2015 - Agent Kallus, M. Tua - Complete
An Alternative Solution reviews
What if, instead of Vader, another alternative solution accompanied Tarkin to Lothal? Namely another Imperial Inquisitor, who once went by the name of Barriss Offee. Divergent from canon as of Late Season I. Additional chapters incoming.
Crossover - Star Wars: The Clone Wars & Star Wars Rebels - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,873 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 4/18/2015 - Barris Offee, M. Tua, Agent Kallus, Sabine W.
Of All Possible Worlds reviews
In another, kinder galaxy, there was no Sith plot, no Order 66. The Republic marched on to victory against the Confederacy. On the anniversary of end of the war, Colonel Rex prepares to rendezvous with old friends, and a torrent of memories.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/1/2015 - Captain Rex, Anakin S., Ahsoka T., Fives - Complete
Reflections
A short snippet I punched out on a whim after rewatching The Wrong Jedi, exploring Barris struggling with her own emotions. Maybe I'll get around to turning it into something more complete.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/29/2015
Roughnecks: Requiem - Flores' Furies
Two years after Hawaii, Dizzy Flores is now the mother of her own squad, and struggles no only with the still raging battle for Earth, but of the memories of what was...and what might have been. Part of my own ideas for the conclusion of the STC series.
Roughnecks - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Complete
A True Knight reviews
A light Bolo awakens in the Riverlands as Lannisters forces sweep down upon them in raze and rapine...stranded in a strange world, the machine-warrior confronts his own programming, and chooses his purpose...another random boredom induced crossover which seemed too good (ie insane) to pass up.
Crossover - Bolo series & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/19/2015 - Complete
The Doom of Lann reviews
A dragon comes to Westeros, more terrible than any in the time of Aegon the Conqueror. Gold calls him, for all such serpents are creatures of greed, and only one place in Westeros holds the riches to slake his lust... Random boredom induced one-shot.
Crossover - Hobbit & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/13/2015 - Smaug - Complete
From Iron to Gold reviews
A Lord Commissar stands within the Red Keep, before him lies Westeros, now under the Imperium's benevolent heel, and a meeting with the man he has chosen to wield power in its name...
Crossover - Warhammer & Game of Thrones - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/25/2014
Semper Fi reviews
As SICON struggles to confront the Bug threat on Pluto, a single Marauder trooper stands defiant on a lonely ridge. Her squad rushing toward the LZ with arachnids hard on their heels, she has chosen to remain behind to buy just a little more time...
Roughnecks - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Complete
Two Minutes Hate reviews
A poem inspired by the novel 1984 by George Orwell, and the film of the same name starring John Hurt.
1984 - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/19/2013
Terminator: Night Watch reviews
Mike Miller is a child of the apocalypse, shaped by a life spent hiding in the ruins of mankind's once great civilisation. A lifetime of fear fed on a diet of rats and scouring hot plasma. A patrol leader in Connor's loose knit Resistance, it is his responsibility to feed intel back to HQ, and keep his men alive. But more then HKs stalk the rubble of dead San Francisco...
Terminator - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Skynet
Warrior of the Emperor reviews
Corporal Dorin Beck of the Imperial Guard has fought across a dozen worlds in service of his Emperor, and his friends. But now with the stroke of a pen, his war is over. But a new battle has begun, as he struggles to adjust to life as a mere citizen, on a world far from the Regiment, and far from home. My very first story, written almost three years ago.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Imperial Guard, Planetary Defence Forces - Complete
The Sisters of Saint Sophia reviews
In the far flung reaches of the Imperium, the planet of Opheilia Prime is in revolt. Their oathes to the Emperor forsaken, traitorous troops now turn their guns on the holy shrine of Saint Sohpia, and its only protectors, the shrineguard of the Adepta Sororitas. But all is not as it may seem. The faith and fire of the Sisters clash with heretics whose only sin is being human.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Sisters of Battle, Planetary Defence Forces