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Joined 07-21-00, id: 14100, Profile Updated: 03-17-14
Author has written 17 stories for Gundam Wing/AC, Mahou Tsukai Tai, and Trigun.

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Soul Shadow by H.J. Bender reviews
Link returns to his childhood and grows up peacefully in Kokiri. But as time catches up to him, it is soon made clear that not all is well. Something is out there, a shadow and a whisper of a vague and distant memory... ON HIATUS
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,896 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Link, Dark Link
Aceilux by Wyna Hiros reviews
Zelda 64:Ocarina of Time. There are those who do not look kindly upon the lusts of a corrupt Queen... PostOoT, some AU. Suggested Sheik plus Zelda, Link x Sheik slash. Sheikcentric COMPLETED!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,206 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Sheik, Link - Complete
Compromise by somethinguntraceable reviews
J.D needs a mentor. Dr. Cox needs to feel a controlhigh to make any kind of medical decision. Slash. Update, Ohemgee.
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,866 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 7/30/2006
My Newbie's Suicide by JacksBoonie reviews
After his father's death, JD commits suicide. Now he is forced to live as a ghost until he finds the real reason he killed himself. But why is it that Doctor Cox can see him when no one else can? Can the older man help him before it's too late? JDCox
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,980 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
My Captive Audience by Little Tiger Stripes reviews
JD shouldn't get so involved. He's been told. He should have listened. ANGST, DRAMA, WARNING: torture, both physical and mental, and all sorts of uglies.
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 87,497 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Complete
My Girl by Draco the Lizard reviews
The Janitor accidentally hits Dr. Cox with a mop. Once he regains consciousness, he sees JD in a whole new light.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,574 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Complete
Sweet Appletini Dreams by Gabrielle MB reviews
A drunk JD needs a place to stay for the night. CoxJD hints.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Complete
Road Trip! by Gabrielle MB reviews
Because road trips are all about music and murderous bunnies. CoxJD slash.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Complete
Skate the Night Away by Gabrielle MB reviews
Wherein there is ice skating, a red scarf and lots of touchies. JDCox slash.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Complete
Red Froot Loops by Gabrielle MB reviews
JD and Dr. Cox have the best morning after ever. JDCox slash.
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Complete
Feathers by H.J. Bender reviews
Crowley has a weakness that Aziraphale ruthlessly exploits all over the wall of his bookshop. A silly, sexy, shameful story.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Complete
Beautiful Day by sychofrantic reviews
Too many get away. SLASH.
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Complete
The Sacred And The Profane by afrai reviews
Somewhere else the happy ending was different.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,864 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 4/29/2002 - Complete
Hastur's Bargain by Igorina reviews
A depressed, and down on his luck Duke of Hell suddenly finds himself accidentally invoked by a group of very disconcerting individuals.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/16/2005 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Complete
The Revenge of the Houseplants by H.J. Bender reviews
FACT: Crowley’s houseplants have been suffering for years at the hands of their merciless master. QUESTION: What happens when Hastur offers them a chance to avenge their misery? ANSWER: read fic.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,792 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Complete
Rebellions by Paige Darke reviews
Angels, demons, apocalypses (or would that be apocalypsi?)...just the usual between Heaven and Hell...Add Crowley, Aziraphale, some renegade angels, a Prince of Hell, and the Angel of Judgement, and you have one heck of a party.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,218 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/2/2005 - Published: 2/23/2005
Touch by LadyJanelly reviews
It's about more than survival, it's about recovery. JackWill Slash. Mentions of child abuse. Complete.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,274 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/8/2005 - Published: 12/17/2004 - Complete
The Poetry Project by Link Worshiper reviews
Duo is given an assignment by his teacher and he goes to his neighbourhood deli to ask a certain friend of his for some help with it. (212 shounen-ai)
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2004 - Duo M., Heero Y.
Trigun 'Action! ' by katsa5 reviews
A 'Behind the Scenes' story of Trigun. Characters as Actors. Rated so for occasional bits like language, sex, drugs, yaoi, or for whatever that deserves the rating. More to come. . . story relocation complete. Have a nice day. Minor plot change.
Trigun - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 228,926 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/11/2004 - Published: 3/9/2003 - Complete
My Big Breakup by Sabine101 reviews
[JDCox slash] In which Cox has googly eyes, JD wants taco salad, some tall guy likes model trains and everybody breaks up before they finally get it on.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,338 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/9/2004
The Edulcoration of Duo Maxwell by Mookie 821 reviews
Wealthy businessman Duo Maxwell bites off more than he can chew when he allows a male prostitute into his car. In the span of a single week, he begins to question his business ethics, his personal choices, and an enigma named Heero. Yaoi. COMPLETE.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 68 - Words: 291,492 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/1/2004 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Heero Y., Duo M. - Complete
A Ruby Surrounded By Sapphires by TGP reviews
There is a stirring in Hyrule. Old fears are back and new ones forming. Zelda has seen the black clouds and has summoned Link once more...but also another. Sheik comes to her aid. Sheik POV, Slash, First in the Ruby Arc
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,730 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/7/2004 - Published: 10/25/2003 - Complete
Thanatos by Rydia Highwind reviews
OoT - Sheik's thoughts and feelings throughout the game. Shounen ai.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,919 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/21/2004 - Published: 9/19/2003
Lose the Name of Action by senbotsu reviews
Before heading off for college, Aburatsubo finally gives up on Takeo and on life. --UPDATE: FINISHED--
Mahou Tsukai Tai - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,717 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/15/2004 - Published: 6/15/2003
Of Coffee and Sadism by Emerald Embers reviews
In which English weather and the coffee industry bring a few more truths to light than necessary. CrowleyxAziraphale slash within.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2004 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Too Much Love Will Kill You by Houie reviews
AziraphaleCrowley slash. Set after Good Omens. An incident involving Heaven and Hell helps two agents realize the depth of their relationship, the upsides of free will and the complications thereof, and the ineffability of it all. In Progress. Eventual R.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2003
Follow You by Lady Jaida reviews
Because there just isn't enough Mahou Tsukai Tai fiction, and Aburatsubo grabbed me by the neck until I started writing. Some slash involved, naturally. The future brings five old friends together once again, but things are different, now.
Mahou Tsukai Tai - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2003
The Perfect Drug by Stoned Raider reviews
Yaoi W/V AU Another dark high school fic, Adolescence is hard especially when your out searching for the perfect drug
Trigun - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,947 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/30/2003 - Published: 9/3/2002
Scars, Cigarettes, and Scripture by Elspeth1 reviews
An interlude between episodes 21 and 22. Vash and Wolfwood discuss scars, memories, puppies, and why Vash will never be allowed to come near Nick with tweezers again. And the Lord said, Let there be subtext.
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,321 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Published: 1/16/2003 - Complete
Lull by Lady Kylandra reviews
Vash and Wolfwood get out of the heat and proceed to have a conversation about doughnuts. And possibly more than that. Somewhat meandering, but it's supposed to be.
Trigun - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/6/2002
Confessions by Zierra reviews
Confessions of the characters in FF8! The end has arrived. This is the very last chapter the epilogue! The Last Chapter is REALLY long, and I appologize! Hope you'll like it!
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,670 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/23/2002 - Published: 1/12/2002 - Complete
Desert Discord by necrofish reviews
Chapter 3 -- Vash and Wolfwood accept the mission to save the town's female populace, but are they man enough to dress in drag and do the hula to save the girls? Find out.
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,904 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/24/2001 - Published: 11/19/2001
To Love a Lie by Tomo Trillions reviews
[Complete - 11/06] [WxV shounen ai/Wolfwood SPOILERS] How can a priest with a past like Wolfwood's fall in love? How can he deal with the emotion after so long without it? And what's more...will he ever be able to tell Vash? Angst!
Trigun - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,946 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/6/2001 - Published: 8/21/2001 - Complete
Special Delivery by mimarin reviews
[v. 2.0, b/c the original summary sucked] Ever wondered what a post-series Meryl/Vash fic , complete with spoilers and anatomical impossibilities, would be like, as written by a devoted Trigun yaoi follower? This is your chance to find out (and wince at
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/11/2001 - Complete
Pecking Order by Joydrop reviews
More yaoi than you can shake a naked Midvalley at. Which is quite a bit, trust me.
Trigun - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,911 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 33 - Published: 5/31/2001
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Institutionalized v2 reviews
(Chapter 2, AU, Duo POV) Real and imaginary crash together to form the world he lives in. It's not long before people realize this, and Duo Maxwell is locked away in a mental institution. Shounen-ai, language. Rewrite.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,624 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/5/2005 - Published: 2/26/2005
Growing Up Girl reviews
(15 of ?) Set in modern times, AU, Duo POV. The life, the love, the difficulties of growing up trapped in a body that is incongruent with your mind. The story of one boy becoming a woman. Transsexual, transgender, mtf, trans, etc. issues.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,459 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/17/2004 - Published: 3/26/2004 - Heero Y., Duo M.
Soul on Fire reviews
(2 of ?) AU, Modern times--Duo and his friends have meaningless lives, just trying to get by. When Quatre drags Heero Yuy into the group, things change. Whether they want them to or not, things change.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,660 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 4/26/2004
Somewhere in Time reviews
(Yaoi) Somewhere in time, there is a circle. Somewhere in time, the circle will be complete. Somewhere in time, love is forever. (Complete)
Trigun - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,469 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/30/2002 - Published: 5/8/2002 - Complete
Locked Inside My Head reviews
POV - Apathy can be a bad thing. R&R
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/13/2002
Dust in the Wind reviews
Songfic. Vash POV after Wolfwood's death. Hints at unrequited Vash/Wolfwood attraction, easily ignored if it's not your thing. It's short. Give it a try. R&R
Trigun - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/13/2002
Kyuketsuki Jigoku Vampire Hell reviews
~*~Chapter 8~*~ The older vampires, Duo and Heero spend some time together, and Duo has a small revelation about himself.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,267 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2002
I am Just a Man reviews
I don't really know what to make of this one. An odd songfic to "Just a Man," by Faith no More. I guess it turned out okay, I like the descriptions, but I'm sure it could have been better.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/3/2002
Duo Looks Like a Lady reviews
Songfic to, "Dude Looks Like a Lady," by Aerosmith. I dunno... I was experimenting with an odd type of writing, and it turned out mooky. Eh, oh well.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/3/2002
Hospitalized reviews
Chapters 3 and 4. I wonder if anyone is even interested in this neglected story anymore. o_o Duo does some origami and gets his cast off, then pays the unconscious Heero a visit.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,009 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/3/2002 - Published: 1/22/2001
I Still Don't Understand reviews
Heero reflects on his love for Duo, and just how imperfect things can be in relationships
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/3/2002
Anywhere But Here... reviews
Aburatsubo and Takeo, in my first Mahou Tsukai Tai fanfic. ^-^ PG-13 for OOC, language, drug/alcohol use and shounen ai.
Mahou Tsukai Tai - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/11/2002
Bad (Hair) Day reviews
drinking leads to a bad morning... and a very bad hair day....
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 6/26/2001
Angels Would Fall reviews
2+1 Shounen ai. This is a fanfic to Melissa Etheridge's Angels Would Fall. I wrote it, because my computer just got fixed after nearly 4 months, and I wanted to see if I still had the ability. I think I do. My mother cried when she read this story. N
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/11/2001 - Published: 4/27/2001
Institutionalized reviews
This alternate universe story pits Duo Maxwell and the other four G-boys against the nasties of mental institutions. Because of certain unfinished business in this story, The sequel, Hospitalized was required. Mostly language involved here, with a small
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,014 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 2/12/2001 - Published: 7/26/2000
The Doujinshi Discussions reviews
The director of Gundam Wing needs to bring in some more dough for production costs. What does he want them to do?!?!?!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12/21/2000
Love Story reviews
Heero's thoughts about Duo and love. Yaoi, of course
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2000