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Naruto: Fascist Propaganda and the Uchiha Problem by Daastan Go reviews
A brief look at the underlying framing in Naruto Canon's narrative that's deliberately utilised to put forward a fairly unsavoury message before young impressionable children and the Fandom's vapid reaction to its structural mishaps.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,166 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/5 - Published: 8/26/2020 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Madara U., Tobirama S.
The Prankster King of Konoha by Redyoshi14 reviews
The Nine-Tailed Fox broke through to Naruto a lot earlier than expected. Unable to consume a baby with hatred, however, he was forced to settle for petty mischief. Several years later, and we're met with a new legend. Watch out, world! The Prankster King is here.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 49,355 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 3/5
The Transmigrator wants to quit by VelvetReflection reviews
Andrew had an accident and ended up stuck as Uzumaki Naruto. The problem? He can't stand the story at all and never watched past the first episodes. Well, if he was stuck this way, he could at least mess around a bit. - Uncooperative and passive-aggressive MC (Slice-Of-Life)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 6/13 - Naruto U., OC
Dear Death, I quit by VelvetReflection reviews
Andrew had an accident and ended up stuck as Uzumaki Naruto. The problem? He can't stand the story at all and never watched past the first episodes. Well, if he was stuck this way, he could at least mess around a bit. - Uncooperative and passive-aggressive MC (See chapter 1 for warnings.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,032 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 6/22 - Naruto U., OC
The Many Deaths of Uchiha Izuna by flavone reviews
Izuna just wanted his clan to survive and his brother to be happy; is that too much to ask? Uchiha Izuna lives (sort of).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,373 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 7/6/2020 - Madara U., Izuna U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Child of Death by duplicitywrites reviews
Once the Master of Death, always the Master of Death. One-year-old Harry Potter inherits the powers of his alternate self, much to the surprise and incredulity of his parents, James and Lily Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 97 - Published: 7/10 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Harry P., Sirius B.
Time Waits for No Man by LaughingWombat reviews
Rokudaime Kakashi finds himself back in time and he is trying desperately not to change anything. After all they had finally achieved that illusive peace and Kakashi won't give that up for some ghost and old wounds. Yet things keep changing around him and he doesn't know what to do to stop it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 101,154 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 11/26/2020 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
beloved, once by Searching.For.Enadi reviews
"She had thought she would spend the whole day wondering where she went wrong. Instead, Itachi's tired eyes reflected her own." The night of the Uchiha Massacre, Uchiha Miho perished under the hand of her brother. She didn't expect to wake up, much less as an infant - again. (SI!OC who tried and failed… and now had the unwelcome chance to try again.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,508 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 8/12/2020 - Itachi U., OC
The little Time Traveler by Dr. Blueneck reviews
Naruto has been a time traveler his whole life. It just took him years to realize it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,397 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 1/15 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Minato N., Obito U. - Complete
The Villlage Hidden in The Weed by Just Spades reviews
Sarutobi Hiruzen was a shinobi far stronger than many of his peers, he was the Third Hokage after all. However, he is also in his 60's. Some may say with age comes wisdom, but this is not the case with Hiruzen. Hiruzen made a bad decision a few years back which resulted in him smoking pot. (A series of one-shots about Konoha ninja on weed)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 4/21 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Nope! He didn't by FlamingLeaf reviews
"My name is Uchiha Sasuke. I am going to save my kidnapped brother." - In which Team Seven strives to reunite Sasuke with his allegedly kidnapped brother, Kakashi has to deal with delusional genin and Pain needs a bottle of aspirin. - Featuring: Love letters, grave robbing, puppets, S-class criminals and a thesaurus. - Yes, that works.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,342 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 3/6 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Akatsuki, Team Seven
A Shinobi Among Monsters by euphoric image reviews
Naruto was dying. Kurama had a jutsu to save him. The only problem? It didn't quite work as intended. And now Naruto is reborn in a world where gods and monsters roam the lands. Thankfully, this time around, he has a mother with the most striking silver eyes the same color as the moon.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 192,428 - Reviews: 2691 - Favs: 6,734 - Follows: 7,784 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 3/20/2020 - Naruto U., Artemis, Apollo
Time Sands by The Majestic Dophin reviews
A police box lands broken on the corner of Privet Drive. If Harry can help the Doctor fix it, maybe Harry will get to see Sirius again... A Oneshot
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/6 - 10th Doctor, TARDIS, Harry P., Stan S. - Complete
our footprints in the dust by literary deviant reviews
Itachi and Sasuke find themselves six years in the past. Sasuke is determined to save his clan the only way he knows how: by killing the younger version of his brother. Itachi, meanwhile, is forced to deal with repeated fratricide attempts, the parents that he killed, and an illness that is rapidly worsening—all while trying to keep up the lies that are unraveling around him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,271 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 6/25/2020 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Fugaku U., Mikoto U.
Black hole by Azathoth091 reviews
A lot of people during her early years asked the question of what caused her to be so enamored with Naruto and the response she would give to them was a simple smile.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Village Idiots by FriTik reviews
Or a Fanatic, a Demon, a Damaged Psyche and a One Eyed Scarecrow form a Genin team. In which Sasuke is a Jashinist, Naruto thinks he's a demon, Sakura has multiple personality disorder and Kakashi has an innate envy of people with two normal eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,239 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 1/5/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Team Seven
Frayed Truths by literary deviant reviews
When Itachi uses the Tsukuyomi on his brother that day in the hallway, he miscalculates. In the aftermath, Sakura and Naruto struggle with what it means to be a team and Kakashi sits by the bedside of a boy that might never wake.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 83,950 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 12/12/2020 - Published: 6/27/2019 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H., Team Seven
Common Sense by Stone Elbow reviews
An 8-year-old Naruto sneaks into the library and finds a thin little book titled "How To Be a Ninja", authored by his hero, the Yondaime. Everything in the book is just common sense: a trait that no one in the Elemental Countries seems to have. Four years later, a Kage-level shinobi becomes a genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,134 - Reviews: 1967 - Favs: 11,338 - Follows: 12,360 - Updated: 11/14/2020 - Published: 9/10/2017 - Naruto U., Minato N.
twist, snap by st.concertina reviews
Sakura is a study in how to fuck up, she's allowed. She's failed so many times it's a joke, but there are some lines that you simply don't cross. "I don't care if you're the Sage of the Six Paths, I don't care if you're Hokage. You have no right."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 56,092 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 10/5/2020 - Published: 11/30/2014 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] Sasuke U.
Working Dogs by DulcetDamsel reviews
A fic where Kakashi dealt with his trauma through compartmentalization and throwing himself into research, jutsu, and missions instead of letting himself rust away like he does in Canon.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,754 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/21/2020 - Published: 9/10/2020 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Groundhog's Day Massacre by kelsoei reviews
Sasuke Uchiha relives the worst day of his life over and over again. But no matter what he does, he can't stop Itachi from killing his clan. But he doesn't mind too much, actually he finds it kind of funny, because he can always try again yesterday… But unknown to him there are two others in the loop with him, and without their help he will never escape it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/30/2020 - Published: 8/23/2020 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Sociopathy Of Uchiha Sasuke by Sir Lucifer Morningstar reviews
...because you can't simply use Tsukuyomi on a bloody seven-year-old and not expect serious consequences.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,510 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 2,299 - Follows: 2,488 - Updated: 8/18/2020 - Published: 10/14/2018 - Sasuke U., Team Seven
To Face What He Denied by Tygershark reviews
Summary: The end was only the beginning for Severus Snape. After that, there is a clarity to be found and one can see things as they really are, not how one imagined them to be. This story picks up during the Deathly Hallows at the scene where Snape has just been bitten by Nagini and has been left for dead by Voldemort. This will be more of a character study of Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,482 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/16/2020 - Severus S., OC - Complete
me wa kokoro no kagami the eyes are the window to the soul by Grilled Cheesby reviews
"We're going to send someone back," Naruto said with confidence, his voice holding strong at their incredulous looks. "Far enough back that we can change things." "Send someone back?" Kakashi asked, bewildered. "Time travel?" Sasuke asked, just as shocked. Surely that hadn't been what Naruto meant?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,886 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/31/2020 - Published: 6/15/2020 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Anti RIN Nohara & ObiRin & KakaRin: The REAL Reason Rin Killed Herself by Tobee reviews
Nohara Rin's last memory was of herself committing suicide to Kakashi's Chidori. Obito blamed Kakashi for letting Rin die, and started a WAR over it; killing Minato, Kushina Uzumaki, and orchestrating the Uchiha Massacre. But the REAL reason for Rin's suicide? It had nothing to do with Self-Sacrifice for Konoha, but Dark Psychology and Manipulation. Canon Compliant. SHORT ONE SHOT.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/26/2020 - [Kakashi H., Rin, Obito U.]
Whiskey Time Travel by Sapper One reviews
When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1978, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,948 - Reviews: 2089 - Favs: 12,127 - Follows: 15,085 - Updated: 6/26/2020 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B., Rosmerta, Nicolas F.
Sasuke's No Good Very Bad Teammates by GwendolynStacy reviews
Naruto and Sakura have gone insane. Or: Just after becoming Team 7 Naruto and Sakura go through a massive shift in personality, leaving Sasuke out of the loop and wondering what in the name of sanity could have happened to them. His only consolation is that Kakashi is just as weirded out as he is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 81,609 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 2,967 - Follows: 2,890 - Updated: 6/20/2020 - Published: 3/20/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
An Idle Path by strid reviews
The picture is crooked and Sasuke can't go home.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,732 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/12/2020 - Sasuke U., Team Seven - Complete
In Triplicate by orpheus-under-starlight reviews
Prior to Izumi Chie, the only person in Konohagakure to be as much of a hardass about paperwork was the Nidaime himself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,982 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 1,438 - Follows: 1,842 - Updated: 6/10/2020 - Published: 9/14/2017 - Kakashi H., Sakumo H., OC
Paper Fans by garden galaxy reviews
Sasuke Uchiha wakes up after a four month coma, and nothing is alright.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,014 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/17/2020 - Published: 7/2/2018 - Sasuke U., OC
Stranger Than Fiction by PseudonymousEntity reviews
Harry receives a mysterious set of storybooks his 9th birthday. The summer he turns 11 Harry discovers not only does he share the main character's name - he IS the main character. The books tell the future! Now, what would a fairly clever child with no adult supervision do with this knowledge? Oh dear.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,509 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 5/4/2020 - Published: 1/6/2018 - Harry P.
the future is coming on by Grilled Cheesby reviews
"Since you're not busy," Shisui says, sliding up to stand next to Sasuke, "would you like to explore the market with me?" "Go fall off a cliff!" Sasuke shouts in his face. No, no, no! He powerwalks away, neck hot as Shisui's laugh follows him. Time Travel/Dimension Travel crack fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/19/2020 - [Sasuke U., Shisui U.] [Sakura H., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Abolish Private Property by iaso reviews
It all starts the day Akari gets into a debate with Minato Namikaze on a battlefield during the Third Ninja War. [Or, that one raging communist SI/OC in Kumo that nobody asked for (or deserves, honestly).]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,834 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 1,492 - Follows: 1,666 - Updated: 4/18/2020 - Published: 1/25/2020 - Minato N., Killer Bee, A/Fourth Raikage, OC
Switcheroo by HKGlenstid reviews
So our favourite trio of characters didn't come back in time because the world was ending. They don't even know how they even got into this situation in the first place. And they didn't even get to choose who they're coming back as. Time Travel AU, where Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura swap bodies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,975 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/18/2020 - Published: 3/11/2020 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Itachi, Is That A Baby? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 102 - Words: 314,960 - Reviews: 8123 - Favs: 11,686 - Follows: 12,063 - Updated: 1/21/2020 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Itachi U.
Flaming Maelstroms by thatdamnuchiha reviews
Flung back into the Warring Clans Era without the help of their sensei, Team Seven swear to avenge him and everyone else they lost. Zetsu would never know what was coming for him, and Kaguya's unfinished business would remain that way. They'd pay for taking sensei away. Of course it would've been far easier if Naruto hadn't decided to mess with their genetics on the way back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,005 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 1/21/2020 - Published: 8/25/2019 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
Demi-Denial by Raiv0n reviews
"All the Greek myths about Gods and monsters? Yeah they're real." "…you're not right in the head are you?." (OR: Percy Jackson is sent to bring a demigod back to Camp Half-Blood, it doesn't go exactly well.)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/21/2020 - Percy J. - Complete
Sasuke Uchiha and the Power of Lies by Emerald Ashes reviews
Welcome to Konoha, where existence is confusing, everyone is happy, and we all serve our benevolent God-King.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 87,000 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 1/10/2020 - Published: 1/7/2020 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ohana is Forever by MidniteCurse4Eternity reviews
Trust is a valuable (and fragile) thing: hard to obtain, but easily breakable. It's something they don't hand out often. But in order to be a team, they needed to be able to trust each other. Along the way, they discovered their deepest fears and what it means to be a family. Team 7. Multi-fic. Slight AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,533 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/2/2020 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Team Seven
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,216 - Reviews: 8508 - Favs: 15,939 - Follows: 17,032 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Pranking The Tournament by Gardevoir687 reviews
When Harry learns something that could prove he didn't enter himself into the Triwizard Tournament, he decides to take it once step further and prank everyone in retaliation. However, his prank may have some unforeseen side effects. COMPLETE! Edited as of 11/13/19!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,256 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 4,028 - Follows: 2,097 - Updated: 11/13/2019 - Published: 11/27/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
A Minor Sealing Mishap by thatdamnuchiha reviews
In which Naruto makes a seal to send them back in time, but things go wrong and they find themselves shoved inside children's bodies in the next dimension over. Hashirama and Mito are overjoyed at the birth of their second oddly Hashirama-esque son, Tobirama looks on with pride at his genius son, and Madara just wonders why his adorable daughter is always trying to kill him.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 276 - Published: 8/24/2019 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
Secondhand Slytherin by PseudonymousEntity reviews
Just before the yule ball Harry receives advice from an unlikely source, which changes the night's course of events. Harry's just glad he isn't bored anymore. "They're going to stare regardless you know."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,582 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 7/22/2019 - Published: 7/7/2019 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Tales of an Uzumaki-Namikaze Chibi by Transient Joy reviews
AU. Major Fluff. "Naru-chan, please let go of Hiashi-sama's hair," asked a nervous Hokage. The chibi blonde toddler pouted and tugged harder on the long dark locks he had seized in his sticky hands, unwilling to give up his new found toy. Chapter 9: A trip to the Village Hidden in the Sand.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,665 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 1,128 - Updated: 7/11/2019 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Gambler, the Thief, and the Black-market Boss by SSSRHA reviews
Naruto's never lost. Sasuke's never gotten caught. Sakura's going to keep it that way. Kakashi doesn't want to be involved. Itachi doesn't know what to say. The Third Hokage is somewhat clueless. Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura want to make it very clear that they were barely at fault. Everyone else disagrees. Crack treated seriously! Gambler!Naruto Thief!Sasuke MafiaBoss!Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,882 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 6/26/2019 - Published: 5/31/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Unintentional Consequences by PseudonymousEntity reviews
Draco Malfoy was minding his own business in his compartment alone when a Gryffindor decided to fall from the sky and make their second trip to Hogwarts a bit more exciting than planned. Or the one where Harry isn't confident in Ron's capabilities to fly the car and makes a jump for it when they fly over the train, a little traumatized, and blurts out his problems to Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,586 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 6/24/2019 - Published: 8/6/2017 - Draco M.
Shinobi Rule Number Six by Limited Edge reviews
...Never make assumptions. But rules are for chumps, and shortcuts are a given for a genius. The result? Three more Uchiha manage to survive the massacre, for better or for worse. Featuring- OC characters, Sasuke with a family, and the realization that Itachi was a pretttttyyyy crappy brother. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,576 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/8/2019 - Published: 5/23/2018 - Sasuke U., OC
One Eye, Full of Wisdom by MrBright01 reviews
Kakashi survived his losses in spirit as well as in body, and having learned both wisdom and intellect from his experiences, he now seeks to pass those traits on to his students. Story emphasis is on tactical fighting, mind games, adventure, and the occasional bout of humor. GenFic, no story stealing OC's or creepy romance between children. Current Arc: Jashin Needs YOU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 258,113 - Reviews: 2084 - Favs: 3,948 - Follows: 4,375 - Updated: 5/25/2019 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Epicene by AlunaGray reviews
Haruno Sakura travels back in time due to Kaguya's machinations. Unfortunately for her, Kaguya has a penchant for pretty bishounen boys and well...she went back as a guy. She's a he now apparently, but never mind. She- er he's Haruno Sakura for kami's sake. He'll adapt well enough and fix everything. Hopefully. AU. Drabbles. [On Hiatus]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,116 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 5/2/2019 - Published: 2/27/2018 - Sakura H., Ino Y., Kakashi H., Team Seven
A Youthful! Hero by Limited Edge reviews
A Green Beast is reborn in a different world, and suddenly, All Might is downgraded to the number two hero of Izuku's heart with a single sentence. "You Do Not Need A Quirk To Be A Hero!"
Crossover - Naruto & My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,766 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 4/11/2019 - Published: 12/12/2018 - Lee R., Izuku M., Toshinori Y./All Might
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 151 - Words: 716,431 - Reviews: 24453 - Favs: 19,975 - Follows: 19,685 - Updated: 3/28/2019 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., OC
The War God's Daughter by AlunaGray reviews
In which Hatake Kakashi defies prophecies, reads self-indulgent porn and adjusts to his - er her new life as a daughter of a pompous god. A Naruto and Percy Jackson & The Olympians crossover story. AU. [Indefinite hiatus.]
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,772 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 2,166 - Follows: 2,525 - Updated: 3/26/2019 - Published: 8/27/2017 - Kakashi H., Annabeth C., Ares, Percy J.
I object! by PseudonymousEntity reviews
Harry gets to his ministry trial ten minutes early instead of five minutes late, and so meets his lawyer: a blonde witch dressed in pink. "Hi there! I'm Elle Woods."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,945 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 488 - Published: 3/10/2019 - Harry P.
What's the Worst That Can Happen? by mapplepie reviews
Life was going well, if you asked Naruto. So why did he listen to Kakashi of all people? Now, they've time-traveled to the past, smack dab in Minato's era when the soon-to-be Hokage was sporting a team seven of his own. Let history run its course? Never! Kakashi-centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 94,883 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 2,862 - Follows: 3,613 - Updated: 3/3/2019 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Minato N.
Ascendancy by ksuzu reviews
Naruto powers up, much to the chagrin of the village. Scratch that. The universe. [Strong but not OP Naruto]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/5/2019 - Published: 5/26/2018 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Team Seven - Complete
That Little Shit! by DetectiveBiggs98 reviews
Kakashi was going to murder sensei's child. Violently. (wherein dealing with the village prankster is an S-rank mission in its own right, and Kakashi has no idea how this has become his life.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 57 - Published: 1/18/2019 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Frankly by SSSRHA reviews
"Don't use my silverware to kill people." "But...but why, My Lord?" (Or: In which Ciel has had enough and Sebastian must deal with the consequences.) [One-shot, crack-fic, OOCness, dialogue-only]
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2019 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Mistakes Into Miracles: A Kakashi Tale by Bladestar123 reviews
In which everyone is a dumb asshole, nothing of value is learned, and Kakashi ponders the meaning of life and comes to the wrong conclusions.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 39 - Words: 81,622 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/22/2018 - Published: 10/3/2018 - Kakashi H.
Petunia Evans, Tomb Raider by Starfox5 reviews
AU. Petunia Evans might have been a squib but she was smart and stubborn. While Lily went to Hogwarts, Petunia went to a boarding school and later studied archaeology. Dr Evans ended up raiding tombs for Gringotts with the help of their Curse-Breakers and using her findings to advance her career as an archaeologist. And raising her unfortunately impressionable nephew.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,388 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 12/1/2018 - Published: 9/1/2018 - [Petunia D., Sirius B.] [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Space-Time Apostasy by Sanatoria reviews
Time travel makes for strange bedfellows. Right in the midst of their fight, Kakashi and Obito find themselves chucked down memory lane. Grudgingly, they truce under a common goal—getting back. But…Minato's alive. Rin's alive. Kakashi's will falters, Minato's suspicious, hidden forces take interest, Obito vows to do whatever it takes—it's a space-time bomb, waiting to explode. Gen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,963 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 11/19/2018 - Published: 4/24/2018 - Kakashi H., Rin, Minato N., Obito U.
Where in the world is Namikaze Naruto? by SumireArashi768 reviews
Minato is many things. Cool under pressure is usually one of them. These are extenuating circumstances he's found himself under. And that means the calm is out and the panic is in. He has a toddler to find, and he has a lot of tags to check...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/16/2018 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Uchibi Sasuke by Laryna6 reviews
Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 58 - Words: 109,423 - Reviews: 1588 - Favs: 2,505 - Follows: 2,308 - Updated: 10/17/2018 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Again and Again by Athey reviews
The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 44 - Words: 335,972 - Reviews: 6224 - Favs: 13,006 - Follows: 12,714 - Updated: 10/7/2018 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Sasuke the Almighty Guru by SarniePolla reviews
Sasuke’s just died, but now he’s back alive in his twelve year old body. He just doesn’t believe it, and decides to make a joke of his afterlife
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,268 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/16/2018 - Published: 3/24/2018 - Sasuke U., Team Seven
A Chaos Story by SSSRHA reviews
In which the author is trying to write a Chaos Fic, but the characters are not very cooperative. (Or: In which there is common sense.) One-shot, Mock Fic!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2018 - Percy J., OC, Chaos - Complete
Reformed, Returned and Really Trying by Starfox5 reviews
AU. With Albus dead, there's only one wizard left to continue his fight. His oldest friend. His true love. There's no better choice for defeating a Dark Lord bent on murdering all muggleborns than the one wizard who gathered them under his banner once before. True, things went a little out of hand, but Gellert Grindelwald has changed. If only everyone else would realise this...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,946 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 8/25/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Gellert G. - Complete
Of Snakes and Time Travel by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
Because really, there was only one person in the world of Naruto who would ever think that smashing the very fabric of time over his knee like a wooden stick was a good idea.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,952 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 8/7/2018 - Published: 2/16/2018 - Orochimaru - Complete
What we are by ViridianOleanderson reviews
Naruto is paranoid and wants to be Hokage. Sasuke is silent and wants to avenge his clan. Sakura is hyper and wants to stay with her beloved friend forever. They're all a little messed up, but, they fearlessly strive to accomplish their dreams... or so the tale tells. Paranoid!Naruto Humble!Sasuke Hyper!Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,867 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 7/19/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Branches by To Mockingbird reviews
Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,428 - Reviews: 1456 - Favs: 4,687 - Follows: 4,105 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
A Sip of Sake by SSSRHA reviews
Kakashi got his twelve-year-old Genins drunk. Sasuke forgot about his revenge, Sakura was terrifying on a level Kakashi refused to touch, and Naruto...was silent. One-shot. OOCness. (Now has a Spanish translation, courtesy of TinyCandy)
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/3/2018 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Just An Uchiha Thing by Sanatoria reviews
Embarrassing childhood stories tend to come back and bite you in the ass. Madara learns that the hard way, in the form of Hashirama's no-filter mouth shouting it out in front of 40,000 very entertained shinobi. Obito gets dragged into the mix. Then Kakashi. Then Naruto. Then Sasuke. It's all great fun (for the remaining 39,995 shinobi, at least). Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,364 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 76 - Published: 6/29/2018 - Kakashi H., Obito U., Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
The Hidden Prodigy by mapplepie reviews
Somehow sent back into the past, Kakashi is given a second chance to relive his childhood. He is determined to make the most of everyday and to fix the horrors of the future, but sometimes simple determination is not enough to save everyone. Time-travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 57 - Words: 113,971 - Reviews: 2974 - Favs: 5,529 - Follows: 6,057 - Updated: 6/20/2018 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Kakashi H., Minato N., Sakumo H., Obito U.
My Son, My Pride by Bunnygoesbang reviews
Hatake Sakumo knew from the moment he laid eyes on his boy, Hatake Kakashi was special. He just didn't realize that "special" was just another way to say "weird". Implied time traveling.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 62 - Published: 5/22/2018 - Kakashi H., Sakumo H. - Complete
Paranoia by SSSRHA reviews
In which Mikoto Uchiha was a very paranoid woman and Sasuke picked up on her habits. One-shot. Crack-fic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/3/2018 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The Somewhat Awkward Bromance of Naruto & Sasuke by Ketsui Meraki reviews
The one where Naruto wonders how he ended up as the responsible one while Sasuke contemplates the benefits of suicide to avoid the shitstorm up ahead and both decide to have a bromance instead. SI. Ch 2: "Damn it, Naruto! Do your main character duties and saveeee meeeee!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,529 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/17/2018 - Published: 11/6/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Monomoth by Ohtze reviews
Everything ends, eventually. Eight years after the war, Sakura's unhinged and Sasuke's obsessed. The fields are filled with corpses. AUish, canon-divergent, Sakura-centric.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 87,053 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 1,787 - Follows: 1,955 - Updated: 4/5/2018 - Published: 10/19/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Hanabi H., OC
Who Did It? by kb0 reviews
When his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry wants to know who put his name in. The professors aren't cooperating, so he takes matters into his own hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,524 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 2,413 - Follows: 925 - Published: 4/1/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Dead Eyes by SSSRHA reviews
From the day he was born, Sasuke's eyes looked so alive. It was amazing, considering how they saw nothing but death. One-shot. AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/17/2018 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Boom Goes The Dynamite by Pokere reviews
In which Team Seven has an unhealthy love for explosives and Kakashi is an enabler.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 882 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Kakashi H., Hiruzen S., Team Seven
Black Azaleas by SSSRHA reviews
"A geranium for stupidity/A camellia for divinity/A zinnia for an absent friend/A marigold for the love of the dead/And an amaryllis for the pride that will be your end/What a perfect bouquet to send." During the Massacre, Itachi realized that there was something wrong with his little brother. One-shot. Starts out light-hearted-ish, ends up slightly disturbing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/25/2018 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Daily (And Probably Detrimental) Stress of Itachi Uchiha by SSSRHA reviews
Itachi's quit ANBU, Sasuke knows more then he lets on, Fugaku starts out calm but ends up insane, and Mikoto is the most awesome person ever. There's the discovery of a mysterious organization (which the Hokage decides to make the poor ex-ANBU investigate). Luckily, he's got some friends that are willing to help. All in a days work for Itachi Uchiha! OOCness galore! [Discontinued]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,224 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/18/2018 - Published: 1/13/2018 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Shisui U.
Goals by SSSRHA reviews
Everyone has goals. Everyone has dreams. Team 7 does, too. But Sakura, Sasuke, and Naruto know that having goals doesn't mean that they're good...or possible. Each chapter is centered around a different member of Team 7. [Discontinued]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/12/2018 - Published: 12/13/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
That One Naruto Time Travel Thing by Redyoshi14 reviews
Naruto wakes up one morning to the Sage wanting him to redo his life. Something about it being too convenient.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 121,835 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 1,187 - Updated: 2/11/2018 - Published: 2/16/2016 - Naruto U. - Complete
Vainglory by ksuzu reviews
Winners write history. Losers make history. Minato, stuck somewhere in between, is Konoha's youngest missing nin. [AU] [Minato x Kushina]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 219,503 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 1/13/2018 - Published: 10/25/2012 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Jiraiya, Shikaku N. - Complete
Sick Little Secrets by SSSRHA reviews
Everyone's got a secret. Team 7's are just a little sicker than others'. One-shot. Wrote this a year ago, not the best writing, but still pretty good. (Now has a Spanish translation, courtesy of TinyCandy)
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/20/2017 - Complete
S Rank Jutsu by Ourliazo reviews
Kakashi's cute little genin demand a breathtaking jutsu in response to their horrific D ranks. He replies by trolling them (of course) but then Kakashi ... maybe takes the joke too far. In his defence, the One Thousand Years Of Death attack is actually quite terrifying.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 122 - Published: 12/8/2017 - Kakashi H., Team Seven - Complete
The Art of Not Being a Ninja by ShamrockNinny reviews
Naruto doesn't want to be a ninja and the entire world of shinobi falls into disarray. Follow Naruto's adventures as he learns to be everything except a ninja. Poor Masashi Kishimoto, what's he to do with a protagonist who doesn't want to be one?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,175 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 12/4/2017 - Published: 8/30/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Actual Answer by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Kakashi uses very specific wording and accidentally gets his point across.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 102 - Published: 11/24/2017 - Team Seven - Complete
like a small boat on the ocean (sending big waves into motion) by princesaevie reviews
Sakura is thirteen when she stops being a nice girl and she starts being a shinobi. — sakura-centric, implied inosaku, semi au
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,873 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/19/2017 - [Sakura H., Ino Y.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Unwinding Golden Thread by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
In his fifth year Tom Riddle discovers his destiny and meets the cold, alarming, and bizarre transfer student Harry Evans. But sometimes things unravel in ways we do not expect. Time Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,020 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 2,155 - Follows: 2,013 - Updated: 10/10/2017 - Published: 5/20/2015 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Amnesiac by Limited Edge reviews
Using a mind crippling genjutsu on a young child was probably a miscalculation on Itachi's part... Especially now that Sasuke, to cope, has repressed all memory involving the Uchiha. Who the heck is Uchiha Itachi? Someone deeply regretting his life choices, that's who. AU, Amnesiac!Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/9/2017 - Published: 9/18/2017 - Sasuke U., Ino Y., Itachi U.
Zumba by PadyandMoony reviews
What if the trio had been smarter about protecting the DA and Umbridge a bit dumber. Hilarity ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 296 - Published: 10/5/2017 - Harry P., Albus D., Dolores U., C. Fudge - Complete
Cloning Mistakes by FriTik reviews
The Bunshin, the one academy jutsu that Naruto could never manage to do no matter how hard he tried. When a late night walk brings the potential solution to the boy's problem, of course he's going to make the best of it! Unfortunately, there are numerous individuals who would not agree with it being the "best" solution, considering there are now five pranksters running around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,997 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/16/2017 - Published: 9/2/2017 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Hiruzen S.
These sins are my own by mapplepie reviews
Kakashi can't help but look up in the sky and expect a red moon mocking back at him. He's is stuck in the wrong place, wrong time, in a body too small. What was Obito thinking when he cast this upon him – vengeance or redemption – and does he even want to know? Time-travel.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,125 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 9/15/2017 - Published: 6/1/2017 - Kakashi H., Obito U. - Complete
The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, nukenin by Whispering Darkness reviews
In the sealed scroll he finds a Bingo Book – his own page marking him as an S-class nukenin with flee-on-sight orders. "Ok. That is definitely different." Dimensional/Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,339 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 4,942 - Follows: 3,846 - Updated: 8/27/2017 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Kakashi H., Shikaku N., Team Seven - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by PureWaterLily reviews
It is the tale of a prince with no heart, a princess with no soul, and a hero with no conscience.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/13/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dragonfly by peccolia reviews
Being reborn into the Uchiha clan in the same generation as Itachi promises nothing but a short-lived second life. But, hey—if I'm going to die with certainty, I might as well go out with a bang, right? SI Rebirth. Complete; all extras posted.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,351 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 5,740 - Follows: 3,214 - Updated: 8/7/2017 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Itachi U., Shisui U., OC - Complete
Elementary Astronomy by Right What Is Wrong reviews
As "Madara" reveals his plan to the Kage Summit, the Raikage has one little question. (Takes place during Chapter 467.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/2/2017 - Complete
Making it Up to Sensei's Son by Lucillia reviews
Rather than finding himself in the afterlife when he'd sacrificed his life to help defeat Kaguya, Obito woke up to find himself in the past. Needing a new purpose in life, the not-entirely-reformed Obito decides to make it up to Naruto for having destroyed the boy's life the day he was born and give him the happiest childhood ever. If it costs a few lives along the way, too bad.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,655 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 1,296 - Updated: 8/1/2017 - Published: 7/12/2017 - Naruto U., Obito U.
Be Careful What You Wish For by Lucillia reviews
Fugaku gets one of the things he's wanted for the longest time, and realizes he's come out the worse in the bargain ("Damn you Sarutobi!"). Not only does he have to deal with his clan and a suspicious village that isn't ready to let bygones be bygones after only five years, but there's also some time travelers whose carefully laid plans have just been shot to hell running around...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,753 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 7/30/2017 - Published: 7/28/2017 - Sasuke U., Hiruzen S., Fugaku U., Mikoto U.
Session Transcripts by lastcrazyhorn reviews
What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 134,660 - Reviews: 2620 - Favs: 4,407 - Follows: 4,882 - Updated: 7/8/2017 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Pre-Legendary Sannin vs Paperwork by LullabyKnell reviews
The part of being a jounin-sensei that no one talks about is having to handle genin paperwork. If Hiruzen had known that having genin would increase his piles of personal hell, then he would have jumped out the window before anyone could assign him any.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/3/2017 - Orochimaru, Jiraiya, Hiruzen S., Tsunade S. - Complete
How to Succeed in Life Without Really Trying by OofDaboof reviews
If you don't at first succeed, try, try, try again. Unless you have Naruto's luck, then all bets are off. Everyone thinks he's ultra competent and powerful. He has no idea what he's doing. But does anyone, really?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,093 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/25/2017 - Published: 2/17/2017
Blonding by EndoplasmicPanda reviews
Minato Namikaze, the wet-behind-the-ears Fourth Hokage, is still trying to acclimate to his demanding new job. With the prospect of starting a family on the horizon, how will he react to a strange blond boy and his orange-loving father appearing in the middle of his office one afternoon? Post-4th-War-Hokage!Naruto and Boruto timetravel fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 182,259 - Reviews: 1504 - Favs: 4,819 - Follows: 4,743 - Updated: 6/24/2017 - Published: 9/21/2015 - Naruto U., Minato N., Boruto U. - Complete
Omniscient by Revantio reviews
Naruto and Shikamaru's friendship began like this; Naruto said to Shikamaru, "you have stars in your eyes. But your shadow's ebony dark. Darker than anyone's. Is it the stars or the shadow which makes you smart?" / Naruto sees things and speaks nonsense. Luckily, Shikamaru is there to save the day. [Omniscient (Adj): infinitely wise. AU.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,802 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 6/23/2017 - Published: 5/8/2017 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
The catch by AnonymousTurtleBird reviews
It was fate that decided to bring him back and it was fate that had him twisted into the dark parts of politics once again. Itachi TimeTravel fic! Discontinued!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,861 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/17/2017 - Published: 2/14/2016 - Itachi U.
A Policeman's Lot is Not a Happy One by Lucillia reviews
Despite the fact that the job was practically a sinecure, the Uchiha officers of the Konoha Military Police Force didn't just hang around drinking coffee and snacking on doughnuts. Even though they didn't particularly care for Konoha's other residents, they had a job to do. And, as a matter of pride, they did it well. Even when it took them to the darkest places...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,447 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/1/2017 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Fugaku U., Obito U., Tekka U.
The Somewhat Cracked Mind of Uchiha Itachi by Kereea reviews
AU: Itachi didn't kill the clan, instead he and his friends are teaching the next generation to drive them (and maybe the rest of Konoha) crazy. Won't that be fun?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 126,246 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 2,694 - Follows: 2,546 - Updated: 5/31/2017 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Itachi U., Iruka U.
Dead Parenting by FriTik reviews
Naruto wishes he had a friend. Fortunately the big scary monster in the cage said he would be his best friend! All he has to do is take off the little sheet of paper on the bars. What could go wrong?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,108 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 187 - Published: 5/28/2017 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Between the Spaces by Sage Thrasher reviews
From the perspective of everyone else, a reborn psychiatrist comes off as very odd. In other words, a collection of side-stories and deleted scenes from "Mind the Gap." [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,590 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 4/25/2017 - Published: 4/24/2016
RIG VEDA by natanije reviews
Uchiha Itachi is a lot of things: a genius, kin murderer, traitor, S-rank missing nin. Uchiha Sasuke acknowledges all that. But ultimately, he's still Aniki. Semi-SI!Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,252 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 3/31/2017 - Published: 9/1/2016 - Itachi U., OC, Sasuke U., Team Seven
One-Punch Ninja by pebkac42 reviews
Six years after the Kyuubi decimated Konoha, one young orphan would make a delightfully naive decision and embark on the Shinobi world's most lambasted training regimen…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 61 - Published: 2/19/2017 - Naruto U.
For Brothers Share This Bond by ForeverLilacLies reviews
During their final battle Sasuke hits Itachi with an attack that leaves Itachi as a 13 year old. A 13 year old who still thinks the clan in alive but holds secrets that Sasuke will want to hear. Secrets he did not expect. Can he cast away his hatred for Itachi?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 182,084 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 1/15/2017 - Published: 9/25/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Endless, Does The Wheel Spin by xytera reviews
As the Senju and Uchiha rivalry draws to a close, Madara demands Hashirama's death or Tobirama's life. Tobirama makes his choice to become the Uchiha's captive to ensure the alliance between the two clans. MadaTobi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,700 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 1/10/2017 - Published: 1/26/2016 - [Tobirama S., Madara U.]
Three Jerks And A Scarecrow by Lord Mendasuit reviews
In which Team 7 contains an arrogant douchebag, an imitator and a robber, and they're not who you're expecting them to be. Inspired by every other fic with the same premise ever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,065 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 1,898 - Follows: 1,793 - Updated: 9/26/2016 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Team Seven, Kakashi H.
The Lost Boy by Reynard the Fox reviews
After the mission to Wave, something happened to Naruto, and Team Seven finds their world shaken. He was lost. But can they find him again? It's a long road from that deep, dark place. Alternate universe. Rated T just in case.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 78,029 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/31/2016 - Published: 7/1/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Practical and Logical by Jam Cow reviews
How battles would have been done in the Naruto world if Naruto used logic. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 74 - Published: 8/28/2016 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 218,697 - Reviews: 8830 - Favs: 15,646 - Follows: 18,652 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
Team Minato's Accidental Intervention by Captainsatire reviews
In which a harebrained scheme to teleport Ichiraku's ramen to the front lines of the Third Shinobi war results Team Minato Kushina and Jiraiya time traveling to intervene in a certain jaded ANBU captain's life. Or: Author wanted Team Minato to meet teen!Kakashi and made up excuses to get it. Angst and humor abound. T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,323 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 8/6/2016 - Published: 7/15/2015 - Kakashi H., Rin, Minato N., Obito U.
Anti-Quirks by YAXON reviews
Quirks tend to define a character; to take even one away would drastically change how that character acts. Who would Sasuke be without his revenge-complex? Sakura without her fangirlism? Naruto without his fixation on ramen? Crackfic! Will likely be updated irregularly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,535 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 2/22/2016 - Sasuke U.
Plot Armor no Jutsu, Begone! by YAXON reviews
Sasuke's Plot Armor no Jutsu develops a chink in a crucial moment during his defection, and he pays the ultimate price. How will events progress without the presence of Sasuke Uchiha? A semi-crackfic. There will be serious, and there will be silly. Suspension of beliefs at times may be required. Will be updated irregularly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/21/2016 - Published: 7/20/2016
A Fork in the Road by 9science reviews
Among the uncountable realities in which Hi no Kuni exists— the millions of near-identical worlds where Konoha was born.. Each has a point of divergence from the original. Sometimes, someone is born the opposite gender. Sometimes, the Sannin never exist, and Hiruzen Sarutobi trains no one. This one is not one of those worlds. Here, the first change is much more subtle... [Drabbles]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,881 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/29/2016 - Published: 10/20/2015 - Orochimaru, Jiraiya, Hiruzen S., Tsunade S.
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 1100 - Favs: 4,761 - Follows: 4,897 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U.
Time Travel no Jutsu Makes Things Better? by YAXON reviews
In which Naruto finds a time-travel seal in the ruins of the Land of Whirlpool and ends up sending a bunch of Shadow Clones back in time to Make Things Better. Of course, Shadow Clones being Shadow Clones, they can't very well stick around to explain themselves to the very-much-lost people of the past why they did what they did. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,586 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/16/2016 - Published: 11/23/2015 - Naruto U. - Complete
Madly ever after by Freya's Valhalla reviews
It is said that "no other clan treasured love as much as the Uchiha." Well, they sure did a poor job at living up to it. [AU setting, but Canon compliant. Crack(ish). Family Reunion. Light-hearted.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/15/2016 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Shisui U., Madara U. - Complete
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 893,787 - Reviews: 11876 - Favs: 19,624 - Follows: 13,327 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Of the River and the Sea by Aleycat4eva reviews
They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 611,984 - Reviews: 9546 - Favs: 8,012 - Follows: 6,131 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Naruto U., Zabuza M., Kisame H., OC - Complete
As Is the Sea Marvelous by black.k.kat reviews
COMPLETE. Tobirama is willing to give absolutely anything for Hashirama and his dream.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,480 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 1,846 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 11/21/2015 - [Tobirama S., Madara U.] [Izuna U., Tōka S.] - Complete
Bullet With Butterfly Wings by black.k.kat reviews
For the record, this is not how his grand defection from Konoha was supposed to go. (Or, Orochimaru attempts to save the world. Hatake Sakumo may have been part of the plan, but he's also very much an unexpected complication.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,697 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 5/27/2016 - Published: 5/24/2016 - [Orochimaru, Sakumo H.] Kakashi H., Jiraiya
Our Little World by Grey Skies and Sunshine reviews
After a traumatizing childhood that Sakura must recover from, she finds solace in her team. Having been the cause of a death at the tender age of nine, Sakura must move past her damaged mental state to reach her goals. (WARNING: themes of rape, child molestation and mental disorders.) RATED T
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,740 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/3/2016 - Published: 3/24/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Stem by Minnionette reviews
One day, Hiruzen has a brilliant idea. "Danzo, how would you like to be the leader of an autonomous but officially unsanctioned branch of ANBU that I can secretly use to root out traitors and dissent?" Danzo is not pleased with being dragged into this latest scheme. "Why do all your brilliant ideas make me look like an evil reprobate?" (Litter of Misfits)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,910 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/26/2016 - Hiruzen S., Danzō S. - Complete
Against the Clock by Razamataz22 reviews
Team Seven hadn't asked to be given a second chance at making things right, it was forced upon them without question? Yet are they able to rectify the wrongs of the world or will they burn it down themselves?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,441 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 3/29/2016 - Published: 2/17/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Priorities by dazai-san reviews
Obito goes back in time—as a ghost. His priorities (in this order) are: annoy Kakashi, annoy the hell out of Kakashi, piss Kakashi off, and warn his team about the future. See? His priorities are definitely straight. (Hilarity ensues.) [Now with a sequel-goddammit you guys!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 3/19/2016 - Published: 1/2/2016 - Kakashi H., Obito U., Team Seven - Complete
The Self Updating Book of the Uzumaki by GreyBookworm reviews
Naruto discovers a book containing information on his Uzumaki lineage. Hilarity and denial ensue. "This Tobirama guy sure got around. He must have been a ladies man." Naruto said. "Do you even know what you're saying?" the Hokage asked. "He was friends with a lot of women and he was so nice that they called him a 'ladies man?" Rated T only for some cursing from the Council.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,011 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 3/16/2016 - Published: 1/8/2016 - Naruto U., Tobirama S.
Team 7's Ascension: Blood Wings by Eilyfe reviews
In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 205,713 - Reviews: 2275 - Favs: 7,629 - Follows: 5,425 - Updated: 3/8/2016 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Looping, oh the fun! by chosobestboi reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are looping, and they're bored. They've already destroyed Konoha 15 times, taken over the world 15 times, gathered a harem 20 times and failed each time, joined ANBU 78 times, created their own villages over 30 times... What should they do now? (hiatus/rewrite)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,074 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 2/25/2016 - Published: 5/10/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
That's Ridiculous, Madara by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto calls bullshit on this whole reincarnation thing, because Sasuke couldn't possibly be Madara's reincarnation, if he was standing in front of them, and trying to single-handedly take over the world, right? And since the Nidaime's morally ambiguous forbidden jutsu clearly worked… (Warnings: highly suggestive themes)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 2,194 - Follows: 752 - Published: 1/16/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Madara U. - Complete
A Snake In the Grass, A Wolf At the Door by black.k.kat reviews
Orochimaru is on the edge of breaking when someone unexpected pulls him back to solid ground. When the time comes, he returns the favor. Slash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,359 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 3,169 - Follows: 1,711 - Updated: 1/13/2016 - Published: 9/23/2014 - Kakashi H., Orochimaru, Sakumo H., Obito U. - Complete
Screw Up the Timeline no Jutsu, Kakashi-Style! by dazai-san reviews
Through a series of events that can easily be traced back to a certain Naruto Uzumaki, Kakashi finds himself in a place similar to the past, a time when Minato is alive. Like any [in]sane shinobi, Kakashi decides to create chaos. The first step in doing that? Becoming a missing-nin. Duh. What else were you thinking? (Time/Dimensional Travel. Crackish.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 11/21/2015 - Published: 10/13/2015 - Kakashi H.
The Last Enemy by Luolang reviews
The Hallows were not an ending. Harry returns to the Forbidden Forest after the Battle and finds the Stone – the start of his salvation and the path to his damnation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,584 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 312 - Published: 10/17/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Kids and their books by Salt00 reviews
Minato never realized Kakashi could get so engrossed in books. Still, it was a nice change from the boy's training obsession. Wait. Those books are porn. Minato's mental breakdown ensues. Implied time travel. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 122 - Published: 10/2/2015 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Circumnavigate by Skarrow reviews
This time around, Naruto was supposed to save Hinata, and the world, from Otsutsuki Toneri's genocide plot. He was supposed to walk forwards and claim the happy future that he deserved. But Naruto is nothing if not unpredictable. Against all odds, he turns around and runs right back to Sakura despite all of her efforts to keep him on the correct path. [Twoshot, Time-travel]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,507 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/18/2015 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] Hinata H.
Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork by Sir Chris reviews
Namikaze Minato expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Now he must spend his days judging those that have died and file the paperwork when he is done. Maybe he should have stayed in the Shinigami's stomach after all. A humorous take on the life of a legend after his death, and what he finds as the years pass. Finished after nearly ten years!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 237,225 - Reviews: 2088 - Favs: 1,730 - Follows: 1,332 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Zabuza M., Minato N., Madara U., Shinigami - Complete
We're NOT Going Through This Again! by Lucillia reviews
What might've happened if Sasuke and Naruto found out about a certain "rebirth" a few years earlier.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 406 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mealtime Chatter by Aliathe reviews
Sakura's the loan shark of your nightmares, Naruto's a therapist with a cult, and Sasuke is the snobbiest of snobs who lets them know it. But, inexplicably, they're still friends. Somehow. [Modern!AU] [Pointless Fluff-ish One-shot] [Team 7 Banter]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 99 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Team Seven - Complete
333 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Konoha by DarkNutDestroyer reviews
A totally wacky story of random encounters, accidents and pranks in Konoha and all over the Element Countries.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,442 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 10/17/2014
The Sanctuary by HuskyWalker reviews
After losing everything and on the run, Harry will do anything to keep Teddy safe, even if it means to travel back in time. He hadn't counted on their family growing, but Dark Lords, noisy old wizards, werewolves and much more keep uprooting his peace. Slash. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 113,506 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 6,056 - Follows: 7,172 - Updated: 6/9/2015 - Published: 7/27/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Severus S., Teddy L.
Heroes aren't real (but you are) by liliace reviews
Naruto has lost count of how many times he's been kidnapped. It's a routine by now, really; get kidnapped, escape, ignore the fact that no one missed you. Naruto also lost count of how many times he wished someone helped him but no one did. It's fine, though, because he can save himself and heroes are just for kids anyway. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 97 - Published: 5/14/2015 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 4,670 - Follows: 3,946 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
The First Shifting Grain by Cadel reviews
Sabaku no Gaara lands in the past to a time where everyone fears him and his father is still alive. He realises regaining everyone's trust will be difficult, especially when they still think he's a blood-thirsty psychopath. No pairing. Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,418 - Reviews: 1850 - Favs: 5,661 - Follows: 5,993 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Gaara
Blackbirds by Arishandera reviews
At the brink of death, Itachi decides; More than his life, he has his soul to offer as a sacrifice. At that moment, a demon finds a prey unlike any other.
Crossover - Naruto & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,481 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 4/10/2015 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Itachi U., Sebastian M.
Diversion by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto chooses a singularly odd method of distracting the S-ranked ninja who are out to kill him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 2,400 - Follows: 830 - Published: 1/26/2015 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Phantom Pains by mapplepie reviews
There is something going on with Kakashi, but Minato can't figure out what. All he has are distressing deductions, each one progressively worse than the last. It's no wonder Minato can't help but fear and fear and fear. (To be fair though, it really wasn't his fault he never considered the possibility of time-travel)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,049 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 2,576 - Follows: 1,087 - Published: 1/16/2015 - Kakashi H., Minato N., Obito U., Kushina U. - Complete
Hokage By Necessity by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
Hokage-it was Naruto's dream, just as Sasuke was his promise. And for a short, glorious time, he had them both. But when tragedy strikes, it is Sakura who must continue to bear the reality of the dream: endless paperwork, bickering Kage, and political factions.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,569 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 1,692 - Follows: 1,864 - Updated: 1/16/2015 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Sakura H.
Will of Fire, Soul of Ramen by Schwep reviews
Growing up Naruto had two father figures: Teuchi of Ichiraku's Ramen and the Hokage. What if he had decided to emulate Teuchi rather than the Hokage?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,195 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Naruto U.
Elegy of the Wronged by ctt reviews
All his life, Sasuke loved his brother, even when he hated him for what he's done. That is, until now. Alternatively, Sasuke finds out the truth about the Uchiha massacre earlier than expected, and the consequences are far-reaching. Canon AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,771 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 11/17/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Flip Flop and Fly by The Red Dragons Order reviews
What if Uchiha Itachi didn’t grow up as an Uchiha? What if he didn’t grow up as a shinobi at all? What if Konoha and the Uchiha Clan wanted him back? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 124,382 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 1,256 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Itachi U.
Hands of Time by Duesal Bladesinger reviews
The creation of an ascended being puts a strain on reality. A little too much effort on his part or even just a slight loss of control may very well result in a tear—a warping of time and space itself. Unfortunately, Naruto and Sasuke have to pay the consequences. [Time-Travel. Warring Clans Era. No Yaoi. No Bashing.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,124 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 1,706 - Follows: 2,161 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Harry Potter And The Slytherin's Stone by Half-BPrincess reviews
Who said that all heroes had to be brave? Who said that all heroes had to be bold? Who said that all heroes should be Gryffindors? Who said that all heroes want to be heroes? Who said that Harry Potter was a hero? Warning - Strong abuse and swearing. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,692 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Harry P., Draco M., Blaise Z. - Complete
Memories of Things To Be by Rikkudo reviews
There's nothing more disorienting than knowing things that haven't happened yet . . . by REMEMBERING them. In which Kakashi thinks he's going insane.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,699 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Kakashi H., Rin, Minato N., Obito U.
To the Waters and the Wild by Paimpont reviews
While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,146 - Reviews: 5979 - Favs: 11,393 - Follows: 12,383 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
A Genius Like Him by thirdmetaphor reviews
In which someone thought it would be a good idea to entrust ANBU Captain Hatake Kakashi with the stoic Uchiha heir.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 78 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Invitation by thirdmetaphor reviews
Sasuke wants Naruto. Naruto is getting married to Hinata. Oh no.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/11/2014 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
And the Truth Shall Set You Free by silverskies reviews
Response to the Veritaserum Challenge. Starts PreHogwarts. Harry cannot lie, how does this affect him? And what happens when he meets an escapee from Azkaban?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,651 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 1,565 - Follows: 2,204 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Hide and Seek by Liffae reviews
When he is young, Naruto learns that sometimes you don't want to be found. A legend is born.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,273 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 386 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
Goal-Oriented by Emerald Ashes reviews
After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 566 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The Scorned Son by Calanor reviews
They say hell hath no wrath like a woman scorned, but the wrath of a scorned son comes pretty close. The day his brother massacred the Uchiha clan, Sasuke shrugged. None of those people cared about him anyway. Years later he tries to leave his clan's shadow as a loyal shinobi of Konoha. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,287 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Sasuke U.
A Slytherin's Guide to Hugging Professor Snape by lastcrazyhorn reviews
A short guide for his Slytherins. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 87 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Severus S. - Complete
The Bad, the Good and the Weird by Herrdegerre reviews
Sakura Haruno, Future Warlord. Sasuke Uchiha, Future Clan Head. Naruto Uzumaki, Future Hokage. It's crime Time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,778 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A New Chance Continued by pyrodaemon reviews
Managing to kill Lord Voldemort, Harry now faces the fates themselves. Watch as he's thrown back in time to his eleven year old self and given a second chance at life, a chance to right past wrongs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 118,678 - Reviews: 2184 - Favs: 5,708 - Follows: 6,931 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
A Jaunt Through Time by lecturience reviews
COMPLETE. The odds of temporal displacement were tiny, too infinitesimal to count, and yet… The Harry Potter luck striking again, he supposed. So now there's an older, wiser, more mature Harry (well, the older part's true at least) stuck in the past. And he's determined that if he's going to change things, he'll have some fun doing it. (OR: Time travel minus angst equals this.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,630 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 2,976 - Follows: 878 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
It's a Mad, Mad World by mapplepie reviews
Kakashi was a weary ninja who'd had this dream (nightmare) too many times before. And until the pain of the kunai stabbed in his arm registered, he'd never even considered the possibility it was real this time. Time-travel? One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,212 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 428 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Kakashi H., Rin, Minato N., Obito U. - Complete
Helping Hand by CreatorsOfWorlds reviews
The mathematics of charity are never so difficult as when you give to those who do nothing but take. Pre-Founding era.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Tobirama S., Izuna U.
Harry Potter and the Phoenix ashes by Abbyngton reviews
Harry goes back to Hogwarts after a busy summer, ready for year two. He has a new Slytherin following him around and struggles to come to terms with his position as a Slytherin confidant. Malfoy is back with a new outlook on life and Severus has fallen in love. Voldemort is keeping quiet and the wizarding World is going through Changes. not slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,547 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 3,152 - Follows: 4,446 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Harry P., James P.
But, They Didn't by Lucillia reviews
Instead of asking why Obito had joined Madara and was trying to destroy the world - Konoha included -, Kakashi is convinced he knows. Much to his mortification, Obito - who wants Kakashi to pay for what he did to Rin - has to convince his former teammate that his assumptions in the matter are badly mistaken before he can tell him the true reason.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Obito U., Kakashi H.
The Road to Sexy by PureWaterLily reviews
All those in favor of Dark!Naruto, Sexy!Hinata, Cute!Sakura, and Playboy!Sasuke, raise your hands. Movie spoilerific.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Name He Could Do Without by Lucillia reviews
There is a world where, thanks to a run of really bad luck and poor timing, Namikaze Minato picks up a slightly different nickname.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 78 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Minato N. - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 5104 - Favs: 18,869 - Follows: 16,978 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Yellow Thread by ByEvelyn reviews
Minato Namikaze will do absolutely anything to get his precious son back from the cruel clutches of Iwa. Time Travel/ Dimension travel, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N.
A Simple Solution by PureWaterLily reviews
To prevent his older brother from dying, again, and leaving him in bitter angst, again, Sasuke does something simple. He introduces Kabuto's brain to one billion volts of electricity. Crack. Spoilers 589.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/6/2012 - [Sasuke U., Itachi U.] Kabuto Y. - Complete
Black Phoenix by Sara Blake reviews
After being killed by the one they considered a friend Harry and Hermione travel in an alternate universe with hopes for a normal life.But,as fate has it, they are now in the middle of a war with Grindelwald and eleven again! Normal is overrated anyway...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 123,973 - Reviews: 4082 - Favs: 5,018 - Follows: 5,150 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
In The Name Of by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Slowly, Sasuke forgets what 'living' is. Oneshot. Post-Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,872 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Surreality by DarkMasterStarr reviews
One-Shot. People always thought Naruto hated Sasuke simply because he was envious of Sasuke's good looks, quick wit, and excellent skills. They did not look underneath the underneath.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hiraishin World Tour by Legendary Legacy reviews
You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,283 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 2,506 - Follows: 2,449 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Naruto U.
Isolationist Theory by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
The boy who cried wolf: You know, there's only so much that a boy hero can take. After becoming the wizarding world's scapegoat during the summer after the Triwizard Tournament, Harry decides that enough is enough—and flips Britain the bird. He transfers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,772 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 2,927 - Follows: 3,506 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Harry P.
Happiness in Azkaban by Myst Shadow reviews
::one-shot:: "Why, Sirius? Why escape now?" Harry's voice broke. "Why not when I was a kid, and really needed you?" ::Cedric is dead and Harry needs /something/ - a conversation that never happened, but maybe should have::
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 125 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Gun Theory by TheAntiAngel reviews
Ace psychologist, Sakura Haruno, has a theory for would-be suicidals. Give them a gun to the temple. Give them a voice. Give them pressure. Now who would shoot? Eventual SasuSaku X InoShika X NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,024 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Sakura H., Ino Y.
Sticks in a Bundle by 1917farmgirl reviews
"Sticks in a bundle are unbreakable." - Kenyan Proverb - When Fred and George decide to visit Harry at the Dursleys the summer after OofP, they find something shocking, something that drastically alters the course of events.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,116 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 1,915 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., George W., Fred W.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6587 - Favs: 14,180 - Follows: 5,736 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Harry Potter and Afterlife Inc by dunuelos reviews
My own response to Reptilia28's challenge. Harry died in the battle with Voldemort. What happens when he meets the Grim Reaper? Especially when the Reaper isn't happy with him. Rating changed to more appropriate one. HHr. Other pairings as they come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 110,380 - Reviews: 1938 - Favs: 7,666 - Follows: 2,653 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Deep River by Quillslinger reviews
Lady Uchiha, from child to wife to mother, and the constant flow of the Nakano River. Mikoto-centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,014 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Mikoto U., Fugaku U., Itachi U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Muggle Mess by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Albus Dumbledore attempts to drop Harry Potter off with the Dursley family when things go terribly wrong. The whole universe shifts because of one man's action.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,963 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 3,644 - Follows: 1,085 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Amelia B., Sirius B. - Complete
Searching for Disaster by Shadow Rebirth reviews
ABANDONED. Owls, cauldrons, and pointed hats? Harry Potter was not amused. And he still wasn't entirely sure that his human trafficking theory had been wrong. Warning! Features a very cynical Harry. [AU, no pairings.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,849 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 2,943 - Follows: 3,103 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P.
Sapphire Eyes by Aceber reviews
The Yondaime hadn’t miscalculated. And he wasn’t all that golden either. An angelic exterior hides far more sinister motives. Long live the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 259 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
universally dispised by smartalker reviews
You can preach your equality, but really, you’re all hoping I fail. — Hanabi
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Hanabi H. - Complete
Fire Demon by Minnionette reviews
AU-Born a fire demon, Harry's raging firestorm destroys Voldemort. A dysfunctional and curious crow demon from another dimension pops up to investigate, and is given Harry to raise and train in his new powers. In retrospect, it seemed like a good idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 91,348 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Harry P.
Mulberry Bush by Le Luverly Zero reviews
Maybe after seeing his entire clan dead, Sasuke is broken beyond repair. And maybe all he wants his to have his mom back so that she can tell him what exactly a mulberry bush is anyways.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 3,750 - Follows: 1,298 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Logical Consequences by Laume reviews
For many years the Wizarding World turned a blind eye. Now they must face the consequences as the tables are turned on them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 2,440 - Follows: 621 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Everything Has Its Cost by DisobedienceWriter reviews
One shot. Fudge and Umbridge have to pay for mucking around in Hogwarts. And they are definitely not going to enjoy it! Humorous, a bit twisted, too. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,332 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 211 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
Dark Reflections by xxlostdreamerxz reviews
AU: Fudge foolishly orders the Dementor's kiss on Harry Potter. What if due to a freak accident, Harry doesn't lose his soul only a piece of it? PreHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,434 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
Hokage's Promise by ina-meishou reviews
Naruto always swore he would be Hokage, and he will. Even if he doesn't have the title.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
PN: True Confessions of a Paperwork Ninja by KrakenMo reviews
You see us every day: the paperwork ninja, who sit behind a desk and push papers around. You may pity us, or hold us in contempt, or ignore us. But you do not know us. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 98 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Iruka U. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 11630 - Favs: 23,041 - Follows: 8,172 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 2328 - Favs: 6,578 - Follows: 2,574 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 4,006 - Follows: 1,444 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Therapeutic Discussion by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. If you take one relatively normal savior of the world and then subconsciously put him through typical fanfiction plots in his sleep, what do you get? A very confused man in desperate need of therapy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,358 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 132 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 2,123 - Follows: 382 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Pandora's Box by Minnionette reviews
Sequel to AGRT. It’s up to Snape and Harry to save the universe, and it somehow requires a good Tom Riddle. Ghosts of the past and skeletons from the closet accompany our intrepid heroes on their adventures, and it's a bumpy ride for everyone involved!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 188,757 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/24/2004 - Published: 4/25/2002 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The snake who lived Book 1: Philosopher's stone by Aku-dono reviews
A family moves in next to 4 privet drive during the summer of 1991 and dramatically changes Harry's vision of things. Read and Review please! [Now finished!]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 80,844 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 2/1/2003 - Published: 8/26/2002 - Complete
A Gutter Rat's Tale by Minnionette reviews
Swallowing his pride, Severus Snape reluctantly writes Harry Potter a very personal letter in which he explains not only his own past, but also the brutal history and ill-fated heritage of the Potter family. AU pre-OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 102,998 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/2/2002 - Published: 3/6/2002 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete