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Author has written 3 stories for Gundam Wing/AC, Naruto, and Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王!.
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There's No Place like Home by Midge-14 reviews
It's not only nerve racking moving to a new place but Relena is chased by a conniving witch after rescuing a little dog and is thrown into a magical world where the only friends she's got are Brainless, Heartless and Cowardly. AU 1xR
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 129,884 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Relena P., Heero Y.
Crusade by Minerva's cradle reviews
Orb's princess is fed up of being a palace wallflower. When she gets a shot at independence, she gets caught in the middle of an assault that will sweep the world off its feet, unexpectedly, finding the one thing she never thought she would: love.
Gundam Seed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 227,471 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Athrun Z., Cagalli Y. A.
Fairytale by KiKi Hayashi reviews
AU. A prince in love with a fairy; a puppet who saved a damsel; a princess who fell for an enemy; a wizard who learnt to care for a beauty. Multi-pairing: KL, AC, YS, DM.
Gundam Seed - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 60,220 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/28/2008
The Sour Far Thing by evilace reviews
In an alternate universe during a time of darkness; lived a young Princess whom no one loved but everyone cared for as if she where an inanimate object."I can hear the sound of approaching footsteps behind me.I have to keep running." AxC, alittle KxL.
Gundam Seed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,687 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Athrun Z., Cagalli Y. A.
Yakuza by VioTanequil reviews
Yakuza. The word was supposed to strike fear into the everyday Japanese's heart. Keyword: supposed. Ise Nanao blinked. This was completely not what she had expected. AU fic. Pairings to be decided. Rated T for language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,934 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Nanao I., Shunsui K.
The 12 tasks of Hanatarou by Shekron Kaizar reviews
Hanatarou vs the captains of Soul Society. Soifon and Hanatarou have to escape Hueco Mundo and... dun-dun-duuun each other!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,010 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Hanatarō Y.
Bel Niente nella Guerra by Darkwood reviews
Prelude to Gundam Wing timeline. Who was Lucrezia Noin before she joined Oz? How did she become an instructor at Lake Victoria, and how well has she known Zechs?
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 55,160 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 7/8/2007 - L. Noin, Zechs M.
The First Day by thejasonresno reviews
Canon Couples. Romance. Death. Non Yaoi. Years after the war ends our heroes are settled into a domestic life only to have it ruined by zombies, monsters, and a mysterious man seemingly ruling them all. What's going on and can they make it through alive? TEMPORARY HIATUS as of 8/23/12!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,891 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 9/11/2007
Nerds To Go by Emerald Leviney reviews
Cagalli's day life is nothing exciting she's a waitress at a local bar and grille, but by night, she's Precious Rose a famous internet blogger. Everything is great until her computer breaks and she meets Athrun, a computer technician.AU AXC CHAPTER 7!
Gundam Seed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,147 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Athrun Z., Cagalli Y. A.
TomFoolery by ShyLikeThat reviews
It was the way she looked at him, like she just saved a whole world rather than stopping a normal high schooler smoke, that made him slowly unwrap the Chappy themed bubblegum and eat it without a single complaint. EDITING IN PROGRESS.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,277 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
More Than Fifteen Conversations About Stuff by Kilonji reviews
Random conversations in random order. More spoilers than you can shake a stick at. 45. Foreshadowing, Urahara style. 46. A test, a confession, a breakthrough. 47. They sing in unison.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 31,481 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Basketball Stars by iheartanime4ever reviews
R&R Shiho is the captain of the girl's basketball team. Yzak is the captain of the guys basketball team. Lots of drama and romance!
Gundam Seed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Yzak J., Shiho H.
The Hotness Factor by HotaruZala reviews
AXC. Cagalli takes a quiz in one of Lacus's magazines and leaves the magazine wide open on her desk. Athrun walks in while she is at a meeting and reads what she wrote about him...and he is anything but ecstatic. What's a poor Coordinator to do?
Gundam Seed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,896 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Athrun Z., Cagalli Y. A. - Complete
Sin of Angels by Torre58 reviews
A disease is spreading throughout modern-day United States, causing acute insanity and homicidal compulsions, which wouldn't be so bad if those infected didn't have superhuman strength and speed.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,127 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Gojyo S., Hakkai C. - Complete
Replaced by one-hep-cat reviews
Complete! Driven and intelligent, Relena has planned out how exactly she is going to confess her undying devotion to Heero. What happens when she finds out that another girl has replaced her in his life? Call Dorothy because this is war.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,155 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Complete
Justice for All by GreyLiliy reviews
AU Crossover with Justice League. Genjo Sanzo makes Lex Luthor look like a wimp. And who would dare challange Secretary Hakkai? Superman. That's who.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/26/2008 - G. Sanzo - Complete
Heading East by windwhisprer reviews
oneshot Nobody wanted to go home. They all wanted to keep traveling, but there was no longer a purpose, no reason.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
Night Patrol by Yanagi-wa reviews
Two Highway Patrol Officers stop a couple with some very odd results
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Heero Y., Duo M. - Complete
Safety by DelMarch reviews
When Ikkaku the fighting man meets Yumichika the runaway boy... A musing on one way the Unlikely Duo may have come to be. No pairing, rated T for child abuse themes and a bit of violence.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,197 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Of Toothpaste and Insurance Brokers by advancedfish reviews
Bleach, now mixed with Colgate! Whitens 100% more efficiently! Discontinued from lack of sugar rush.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Mayuri K.
Codename: Overprotective, Objective: Maneater by SirIntegrity reviews
AKA: Why Integra doesn't date. Warning: contains head-ripping, boy-ness, and Alucard going overboarderly protective.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Integra, Alucard - Complete
The girl who made 'Food' a 4 letter word by TripWire- dono reviews
If you love a Church in Soul Society? Then you're gonna love this one! sit back and laugh cruelly as our favourite Shinigami's gripe and take on Orihime's food! CRACK FIC BOTTOMS UP!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Complete
Gray by Genkai Lady reviews
He has numbers, she has words.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Heero Y., Relena P. - Complete
Just Try And Leave by Genkai Lady reviews
He isn't going to kill anyone this time.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Duo M., Hilde S. - Complete
He Followed Me Home! by Nickster369 reviews
Integra decides to be nice and looks after a stray dog... But things are not always what they seem... :
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Complete
the cooking experiment by Voldyismoldy reviews
who knew Heero knew how to cook not the gundam boys! cute little one shot
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
Winter by apairofparentheses reviews
How Byakuya and Hisana’s story first begun...Affection does not describe dramatic events and outrageous speeches. But small treasures we keep especially close to our hearts. Something sometimes small, soft and meek...like a winter’s first snow.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,726 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Hisana K., Byakuya K. - Complete
Sleep Well by VioTanequil reviews
Life is a very fragile thing, and frankly, Ukitake Jyuushiro knows that all too well. He will not actively seek out death. He will not avoid it, but instead, he will let it run its course. Rated T for Language. Warning: Character Death
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2008 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
The Messenger by Hermonthis reviews
Duo/Hilde - "A gundam pilot was a wanderer, and always will be." Well, he'd prove her wrong.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Duo M., Hilde S. - Complete
A Little Dance by Kazima Kuwabara reviews
Hanatarou sees Yachiru all alone waiting for Zaraki who is currently injured. Seeing the fear and concern hidden in her eyes the timid young man decides he's going to try and cheer her up using a tactic his father once used on him long ago. request fic.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Hanatarō Y. - Complete
Colours of the Damned: The Colour Grey by Insarai Arys reviews
The colour Grey is defiantly a colour. It’s one that’s always there, whether we like it or not. So is Hanatarou. Some call him weak, some call him pitiful. But like it or not, he’s here to stay.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Hanatarō Y. - Complete
Incandescent Camaraderie by Nightshade Shrub reviews
The bright friendship between Ukitake and Kyouraku will always be that big wonder to everyone else, no matter how many words tried to explain it [75 themes from my dear friend, Eriea].
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2007 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
Overtones by jwg676 reviews
Matsumoto, Ukitake and innocent comments taken out of context
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2007 - R. Matsumoto, J. Ukitake - Complete
Gaining Respect by Bjorn reviews
Hanatarou Yamada, Soul Society's whipping boy, knows that he's a wimp. But sometimes he surprises himself. Today, he manages to surprise the 11th Division's Captain as well. A short piece about gaining Zaraki Kenpachi's respect.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Hanatarō Y., K. Zaraki - Complete
The Joys of Ketchup by Comixqueen reviews
kinda silly kinda cute little fic my sister & i thought up. explains the somewhat stupid truth behind Ukitake's condition! pls read & review
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2007 - J. Ukitake - Complete
For Mayuri by peroxidepest17 reviews
Sequel to How in the Hell Did I get in this Mess? Mayuri hypothesizes. Kenpachi inspires.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,520 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/16/2006 - K. Zaraki, Nemu K. - Complete
JupponGatana Crack by PooShark reviews
Shishio realises that his last skirmish with Kenshin on the Rengoku has drained him of all his money. He sends the JupponGatana to get him more money. Involves Shishio making steak.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Shishio, Soujiro - Complete
Thoughts of a Head in a Tank by Urwen reviews
Saki thinks about stuff in his tank.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2005
China Angel by Windswift reviews
[FaustEliza] They believed the ghost followed Faust's bidding because she had no will left. But they didn't see that Eliza was still there.
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/28/2005 - J. Faust VIII, Eliza F. - Complete
Halloween Ball by KharBevNor reviews
The other knights invite Integra to a Halloween ball...unfortunately for them, she's allowed guests. It's going to be a night to remember...(COMPLETE)
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/25/2004 - Published: 2/2/2004 - Complete
As Equals by Dark Manifest reviews
During the Mars terraforming project, Zechs and Noin are forced to face issues between each other that have been ignored for too long. It's about time they gained some equal standing. [Under revision]
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,450 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/27/2003 - Published: 7/4/2003 - Zechs M., L. Noin
Fear: GUNDAM WING STYLE! by lil-meilin reviews
WHat happens when Duo, Quatre, Heero, Relena, Trowa, Wufei, Zechs and Noin join the MTV show, Fear!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/5/2003 - Published: 4/30/2003 - Zechs M., L. Noin
Beneath the Skin by Monkeybarrel reviews
Not all dirt can be washed off just as not all scars can remain hidden. Hakkai, Sanzou, and Gojou bare more than skin one night in the bath.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,486 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/23/2002
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NOT IF I CAN HELP IT! reviews
ON HIATUS. Blame college and a tattoo shop apprenticeship.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,948 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008
Deidara reviews
hmm."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Deidara - Complete
The Sadist and the Masochist reviews
6X9 drabble. an inspired one, at least.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/2/2008 - L. Noin, Zechs M. - Complete
Darkwood (23)
Urwen (12)