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Joined 10-31-07, id: 1410443, Profile Updated: 02-16-11
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter.

hey my name is doris I am new to writting fanfiction

I have a weakness for snarry fics,

and I love to read and write

please when you read atleast try to give a review on the one you read please and thank you

Homophobia is wrong:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

now for semoehtnig itnresitmg...

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.

.:LEARN KOREAN IN 5 MINUTES:.
Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...,No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Le i Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah

Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
i have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I prefer WEARING black so I MUST be an Emo, Punk or Goth.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (or a vampire)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH (read) PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m (was) a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.(want to be one so ha)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (same thing with lesbians & yuri)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (I'm bi)

I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

If you should agree with any of these, please post it on your profile and bold those- though my case, I used bold the stereotypes that apply to me (& are in no way shape or form TRUE!). I probably can think of a few more to add to the list given enough time.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

You have strange nicknames and can tell a detailed story about how you got them.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Mommy, I love you --tear jerker copy and paste thingy

Try not to cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Try Not to Cry

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you

If you cried while you read this, copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle,Ghostkit,Goldenfeather, KeybladeAngel34,sev'slittleangel

If you almost cryed while you read thiscopy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle,Ghostkit, Goldenfeather, KeybladeAngel34,sev'slittleangel

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride)~Crystal Shores (Artemis Fowl, Mr. Darcy-BUT WHO DOESN'T LIKE HIM?!- SS, James Hook, too many to count, really. I know! I'm pathetic!!)~Randomness13BRIAR (Arty, Harry, Alex Rider, Natheniel, Septimus Heap,Bill Denbrough(from IT) and Briar(obsessed))~~~Shape-Shifter1094(TorakWolf Brother, Erec Rex, Sirius, Remus, AND James(Harry Potter), Farid(Inkheart), Charlie Bone, Tancred Torsson... and everybody else I forgot. DemonciDragoness: (Harry Potter, Raito, L and Matsuda from Death Note, Zangetsu, Byakuya, Hitsugaya, Urahara, and Grimmjow from Bleach, Master Chief and R'tas Vaduum from Halo, Numair from Tamora Pierce's books... Wow, I'm pathetic, I have more crushes on fictional characters than I do on real people... oh well),itachisgurl93(Naruto, itachi, all akatusuki 'cept kukazu n zetsu, minato, genma, hayate, hizashi, neji, kimimaru, shikata(think tats his name?) from Naruto damn!!, harry, lucius, draco, sirius, remus, luv snape, zabini, fred n george, bill, charlie, young tom-harry potter, BYAKUYA, ichigo, grimmjow, toshiro, ulrquira(?) zangetsu, shuuhei, urahara, uryu, ryuken (damn!!), jin(bount), stark, kaien, aizen, gin, kyouraku, ukitake, renji, kira-bleach!wow there r alot of guys in bleach!!)sev'slittleangel(remus lupin, sirus black,severus snape, draco malfoy,Lucius malfoy, hermoine granger, and inuyasha(of course inuyasha)

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

"Never hire a colorblind electrician."

"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country."

"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target."

"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

Psychology. Mind over matter. Mind under matter? It doesn't matter. Never mind.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.

Controversial Issues:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, 9tail_Naruto, FlameKaiser, NoNameNeeded, itachisgurl93,sev'slittleangel

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things.

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite.

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Babysitting Blues by scarlettcat reviews
The summer before 7th year, Hermione gets her first official assignment as an Order member. Babysitting Draco Malfoy! Lots of banter, hexes, Weasley products and general craziness. Strong language, naughtiness & puns. Dramione fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 231,270 - Reviews: 1839 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,797 - Reviews: 3182 - Favs: 7,603 - Follows: 8,747 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Tango At The End Of Winter by Kaatje7 reviews
HPSS Slash MPREG Sequel to Dance In The Dark Of Night, Harry and Snape return to Hogwarts after the Dark Lord's defeat. The Kin try to rebuild their lives in a changed world where old friends stand in opposition, many things are not as they seem and the darkness is never far away. Will the Kin face their pasts and find some happiness?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 247,967 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 1/23/2004 - [Harry P., Severus S.] [Ron W., Draco M.]
Brian Loves Stewie by Csnovice93 reviews
After six years of living with him, I just realised that I loved him A tale from the saga of Stewie and Brian, Thanks to rozanya for Betaing, Chapter 4 is up.
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,874 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Brian G., Stewie G.
Dark Daughters by voldyismyfather reviews
During the summer before 5th Year, Ginny decides to spent some time at Hermione's house, they learn the truth and fall in love Hermione Draco, Ginny Blaise - there is now a prologue added that wasnt there before
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,799 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Hermione G., Ginny W.
Harry Halliwell a Destiny Revealed by mudbloodpotter05 reviews
Harry Potter is about to learn the truth a truth that has been kept for many years, and one that will rock two worlds. This is my first attempt at a crossover and I hope you like it. Harry Potter/Charmed crossover. This story is now Complete!
Crossover - Charmed & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 66 - Words: 272,821 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Undercover by Roeskva reviews
When Sam was given the mission - to protect a man by pretending to be married to him - she had not imagined who it would be - a Tok'ra she had been certain was dead. Her feelings for him were complicated, and now they would have to share a room - and a bed. Sam/Martouf/Lantash. Fluff-warning.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,117 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 10/15/2012 - [Martouf/Lantash, S. Carter] - Complete
THE HEARTBREAK OF LOVE by voldyismyfather reviews
how does hermione feel when shes sees ron and lavender kiss -
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Hermione G.
Growing Up Royal: After TTTC by lady.edgecombe reviews
Sequel to The Third Time Charm, Harry, Severus and company start to raise Harry Potter while trying to help his parents recover. AD was right about something, Becca said, all this fame could go to his head. AD GnW RW HG MW bashing, AU/AR,Yoai,Slash M/M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,902 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
An Alliance of Friends by Pagan Twylight reviews
Jolinar does not die. Sam remains her host. They work toward an Alliance between the Tau'ri and Tok'Ra even as they start wars between System Lords, steal motherships, & rescue Sha'uri. Martouf/Lantash join them at the SGC. Sam/Jolinar/Martouf/Lantash
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 272,688 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - S. Carter, Martouf/Lantash - Complete
The Unicorn Prince by Starflower-Gem reviews
Harry has come into his inheritance and it was nothing like anyone expected. How will he cope with his new powers...and horn...especially with a curious Slytherin sniffing around.DMHP slash ON HOLD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,887 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 1,143 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
Distant Starlight by ClandestinePen reviews
Edward has left Bella, and she is broken. But even in her sorrow, she is not forgotten. Someone has been sending her letters...one every day since Edward left. Alternate take on New Moon with Bella/Jasper relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,955 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Carnal Desires by Luna Luce reviews
Summary: Edward and the rest of the family goes hunting for the weekend except Jasper who stays behind to watch Bella. But what happens when more than innocent thoughts and touches become involved. Will the two be able to resist the temptation.OOC/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 140,317 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
New Realities by Devils-divide reviews
Harry potter is about to discover a new life, far away from his parents in London, and into the small town of Forks to live with his werewolf and prankster godfathers after his parents announce their divorce. AU non-magic
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,214 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Harry P., Jasper
Honey and Pears by dracomothefreakingmalfoy reviews
Draco smells Honey in his Amorentia, Hermione smells Pears, they don't know why they smell these substances but they are determined to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,925 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
River of Dreams by Tajjas reviews
When Severus Snape finds a certain brat-who-lived out after curfew the year after Voldemort's return, it starts a chain of events that he wouldn't have imagined in his wildest dreams. Or nightmares.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 274,110 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 1,561 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Severus S., Harry P.
When You Say Nothing At All by azzie adams reviews
Future!Edward/Harry. Rosalie finds a human baby in the ruins of an old house in England. She takes him and raises him as her own, but strange things happen as the baby grows. Lily and James live. Will they ever meet again? And will Harry want to leave?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,184 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 1,487 - Follows: 2,091 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Harry P., Edward
Not Your Usual Veela Mate by Janara reviews
Draco is a Veela and guess who his mate is? I've tried to write a Veela story where the two don't jump into bed immediately, hence the title. Will contain Dumbledore bashing. HPDM LMSS AU from book 5
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 417,467 - Reviews: 8504 - Favs: 6,108 - Follows: 5,575 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Kagome Cursed, Inuyasha's Decision by Francakes reviews
Kagome has spot Inuyasha and Kikyo once again, Except this time Kikyo decides to put her foot down and make Inuyasha decide. How? By placing a curse on Kagome. It will kill Kagome if not broken. How to break it? Kill Inuyasha's first love, Kikyo.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,634 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Accident by Kirsti-Lee reviews
A terrible accident leaves Harry incapacitated and alone. With no living relatives left, who will the boy grow to trust and depend upon? Char. Death, mentions of abuse, Severus-mentors-Harry-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,061 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Cute, Older Brother? by Medusa The Ancient Snake reviews
ADOPTED FROM KAT3495 When Alice had the vision in New Moon she never saw what exactly happen, true. But when it is Emmett to go check up on Bella he gets the shock of his life. That shock has bright green eyes and a shy smile. Slash EmC/HP, EdC/BS, CC/EC
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,222 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Harry P., Emmett
An Idle Mind Is The Devil's Playground by night flame miko reviews
A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' or 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,289 - Reviews: 2683 - Favs: 3,899 - Follows: 4,391 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
TheBoyWhoRanAway by Fantasyy-Freak reviews
It was the last straw for Harry and he took his chance and left the Wizarding World to rot. He did not run away though, he refuses to acknowledge it as such. Warnings inside. Harry/Emmett
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,146 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Harry P., Emmett
I wanna do bad things to you by sephirothflame reviews
Famine is kicking in and Sam wants more than just demon blood. Things start to get complicated when it turns out not to have been a one time thing, though. Sam/Castiel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,478 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Castiel, Sam W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Setting Sun by London Man reviews
After being expelled, Harry built a new life in Forks. Now he must deal with an army of vengeful vampires, illness, and the return of the love that abandoned him. With all this on his plate, will he ever go back to Britain? SLASH by Early-Frosts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 74 - Words: 211,849 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Crepusculum by The Group of One reviews
After the war, Harry leaves his friends in order to join his Godfathers in Forks, Washington. Living with a werewolf, his mate, and a Malfoy, is it even possible for him to have a normal life? Co-written w ConstantSnow ! UP FOR ADOPTION !
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,627 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Forever Dawn by cirdec reviews
I couldn't even remember ever waking up. For I, Harry Potter, left all the senses of a brand new day on that graveyard. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,457 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Harry P., Edward
Luna, Harry, and the Cullens by Lucinder Harkness reviews
Luna Lovegood discovers something major about her life. Said event causes her, and her adoptive brother Harry Potter to leave the country, making new lives for themselves. Their destination? Forks, Washington.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,530 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Harry P., Edward
The Third Time is a Charm by lady.edgecombe reviews
A child was born to return the pureblood ways of long ago, what would you do to save him? His inheritance stolen and his friends are traitors who can he turn to? A strange woman appears-friend or foe? Warn-language,child abuse, M/M AD/RW/HG bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 91 - Words: 341,672 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Alice, Jasper, Emmett and Bella go to Hogwarts by OverActiveLittlePixie reviews
The title says it all! These four cullens go to Hogwarts. Watch them annoy the hell out of the people and meet look alikes! Two or three shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/25/2010
Hadrian Even by Basill reviews
Harry defeats Voldy and goes to Forks to be with his beloved and his twin sister. Will be slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,867 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Harry P., Jasper
An Imperfect Love by mistyhaze420 reviews
After Edward leaves Bella & Alice leaves Jasper, their worlds collide. They have no one to turn to but each other for comfort and become good friends...but maybe more. But is it enough to mean forever? Graphic language, lemons in the future. J&B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 227,159 - Reviews: 3058 - Favs: 2,588 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Free to Choose by Olly-Midnight reviews
The War has ended. Voldemort was defeated at the end of Harry's 6th year. Draco returns to Hogwarts for his 7th year as a free man. His priorities are changed but will his attitude follow? Will sharing the Head's dormitory with Hermione Granger have
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,188 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Loyalties Lie by Kirsti-Lee reviews
Harry has never know real loyalty, real love, and he doesn't know that everyone on the 'light' side is planning on betraying him. Who will he turn to when he is no longer the golden boy? AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,423 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Family is Complete by Matterhamlin reviews
The war is over and Harry and his family of choice move to Forks. Where they meet the Cullens and are suprised to find who is living with them, that they thought was dead. THIS STORY CONTAINS SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,889 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
A Reversal of Fate by Dark BellaXEdward4ever reviews
What happens when Draco ends up being sorted into gryffindor, and harry into slytherin? What about the mysterious necklace that only slytherin himself could open, yet harry succeds in opening. The scar hidden on dracos wrist identical to harrys?...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Destiny Awaits by Midnight Seductress reviews
After Twilight. When Alice leaves to find her future, Bella makes a her a promise that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 169,045 - Reviews: 2602 - Favs: 1,738 - Follows: 1,499 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Depths of Darkness by Kirsti-Lee reviews
Dumbledore has organised Harry's life so that he is forced into Gryffindor. What will happen when Harry rocks the boat?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 31,974 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Cabin Fever by amoureux interdits reviews
Draco and Hermione will be heads but first they must survive part of their summer together in a cabin in the woods, alone. Events will bring them together but when school begins they will go their separate ways. Will they be forced... Full Summary Inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,265 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Hogwarts Idol by amoureux interdits reviews
Draco and Hermione are heads and are in charge of putting on the first ever Hogwarts Idol. Hermione's songs demonstrate their changing relationship. When it comes time for a winner to be chosen will they care anymore? Full Sum inside. Read and Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,202 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dark Clouds by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
After defeating the Dark Lord, Harry Potter is placed in the witness protection program for his own safety. As usual, things get complicated. CROSSOVER SLASH Emmett/Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 145,956 - Reviews: 2548 - Favs: 2,089 - Follows: 1,247 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Harry P., Emmett - Complete
And Love Ensues by iSC.Katrina reviews
Draco and Hermione were given severe punishment due to fighting in the corridors.They have to look after a jinxed doll and act as it's parents.All the heated arguments started to run out and..love ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,182 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6671 - Favs: 3,707 - Follows: 2,489 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Truth or Dare? Cullen Style by stop taking the good usernames reviews
When Carlisle and Esme are away, the rest of the Cullens and Bella will play...truth or dare? Rewritten...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009
How to Ensure Death at the Hands of Severus Snape by rainbowpanget reviews
What was upon the parchment did, indeed, give the twins good reason to scheme and cackle, for it was a brief but effective list entitled, “21 Ways To Ensure Death at the Hands of Severus Snape”." -silly, a bit pointless, really-
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
A mysterious avirral by enigma of rivendell reviews
After the final battle Harry and Snape travel back to the maruders time. Harry posing as james three year old brother and Snape switching souls with his twelve year old self! de-aged Harry OC Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Harry P., James P.
To See A Falling Star by Lady FoxFire reviews
When Vernon's abuse goes to far, will Harry be able too live with the effects? Warning: implied sexual contact and violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,061 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 5/18/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Potions, Pregnancy, Power by Kirsti-Lee reviews
Lucius is pregnant, but no one knows how it occured. Has Severus impregnated his best friend? How will Lucius react to Draco dating Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,638 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Lucius M., Severus S.
The Black Heir by FirePhoenix8 reviews
AU.Harry escapes from the Dursleys when he's ten years old and is found by the escaped Sirius Black. His whole life changes as he slowly discovers his destiny. Durmstrang,DarkArts,dueling,powers,heritage,horcruxes,hallows,Tom,Grindelwald.Darkish!Harry.HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 871,879 - Reviews: 5117 - Favs: 4,535 - Follows: 1,879 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Let The Guilty Pay by Janara reviews
Harry is sick and tired of the way everyone is treating him. Realising that drastic measures are needed, Harry stages a Potions accident. How was he to know that his actions would unravel secrets long hidden? And just whose son is he? AU year 5 HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 105,360 - Reviews: 1589 - Favs: 1,728 - Follows: 2,068 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 9/7/2007
Finding a Family by hestiaA1 reviews
AU - What if Severus had been able to overcome Harry's resemblance to James? What if Harry weren't the only Griffyndor with Slytherin traits? ...Snape ends up mentoring the Golden Trio. Contains corporal punishment, not abuse. Several sequels now posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,718 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Spy Masters by michaelc100 reviews
What if, after the end of fifth year, Harry told Dumbledore where to stick his prophecy and decided to leave society and the school behind?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,271 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Let the Battle Begin by Cazza31 reviews
The Wizarding world is at peace but a battle is about to begin over Harry Potter. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Revenge Is Sweet by Janara reviews
Accidentally overhearing about a prank his best friends have played on him, Harry gets angry and wants revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,682 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 212 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
What About The Paperwork! by Janara reviews
Harry is not happy with the future Dumbledore has mapped out for him now that the war is over. Sick and tired of the manipulations, Harry rebels the only way he knows how. Sadly, Harry forgot the first rule of his life,nothing ever goes according to plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 354 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Unborn Chance by EverlastingTears reviews
AU When someone that Harry trusts hurt him in the worst way, what will be the repercussions? Will his whole world fall apart, or will forgotten truths be remembered? And who can he trust now? Who can he turn to? MM Mpreg, Evil Dumbledore
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 94,463 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 1,852 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 3/20/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Second Chance by TheEveningStar reviews
I'M BACK! AU postHBP. Sirius is sent to the future not your typical time travel fic! where he meets a handsome young man with emerald green eyes, who seems to know him and understand him better than anyone ever has before. HarrySirius
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,300 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Ah, Youth by child of a fallen god reviews
An accident in Potions leaves eight seventh year students as toddlers. Now what will Snape and McGonagall do when they're expected to act as surrogate parents? AU from OOtP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Hermione G.
A Hogwarts Christmas Carol by esined0319 reviews
My take on what would Happen if Harry and Snape were visited by certain spirits on Christmas Eve. Cannon Harry, et.al I did this a few years ago and thought you would enjoy it. Merry Christmas
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,130 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
something's a miss by the-mpreg-spirit reviews
Slash. mpreg. Harry refuses to leave his Head Boy room. Why? is it because he's showing or is it because he's taking Hermione's advice and studying - except the books he's studying are pregnancy books! There's only one person that can make Harry leave his
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,850 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 2/1/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Confusion by draco-is-the-punk reviews
Eri, my OC, struggles to come to terms with his parentage, his addiction to Dark Magic, and his romantic feelings. POEM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/7/2007 - OC - Complete
Saving Harry by Most Slytherin of Gryffindors reviews
AU. What happens if Harry Potter killed himself after he fulfilled the prophecy? Severus goes back in time to change Harry’s Hogwarts years. Not HPSS but will have slash pairings. Harry won’t be paired for a long time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,525 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
Blood of My Heart, Beloved of My Soul by Pagan Twylight reviews
Book I Tok'Ra Legacy Series, Sam helps ensure the destruction of Bastet. Tok'Ra & Furling join the SGC in the battle. Sam, Martouf&Lantash face their feelings. It becomes complicated when an old flame of Lantash's is a Furling warrior. S&ML D&OC
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 384,236 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 12/7/2004 - S. Carter, Martouf/Lantash - Complete
Stuck on You by BlackShuck reviews
Sirius is jealous. Harry is oblivious. A prank is played. It has some interesting results and two pranksters discover unexpected things as they struggle with the consequences of their own actions. Fluffy slash. HPSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,843 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B.
In Training by zipple reviews
Dumbledore orders Snape to give Harry extra DADA lessons. Understanding dark magic is easy. Understanding each other is not. Nonslash. Please review. It makes writers happy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 14,217 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 5/25/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
I am That I am by the-mpreg-spirit reviews
Sirry. There'd always been a little something odd about Lily and James' baby, Sirius had known that since before he was born. But never did he guess that the strange young boy who had his mother craving bloodpops would become so crucial to his own life...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Passing Notes by green-eyed blonde reviews
Harry is bored and Draco has always proved an interesting endeavor. So they pass notes in class. One of those lame but cute stories. SLASH! That means lovely pretty squishy boylove!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,792 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cuts and Bruises by Lelimo reviews
Set in the 6th year. Over the summer he's been abused, changing his character. This change provokes an unlikely alliance where they slowly begin to find comfort in each other... relatively dark fic. Slash, please rr!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,717 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 7/8/2004
Breathing Space by Pagan Twylight reviews
Sequel to When Angels Fall. Sam's carrying something special and the SGC, SG1, and her mates are driving her crazy, so she leaves. She's safe, but not for long! The Tok'Ra scramble for their lives, relationships are tested, threatened, strengthened. SML
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,662 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/12/2006 - Published: 1/30/2006 - S. Carter, Martouf/Lantash - Complete
Daughters of the Queen Sequel : Blood of my Heart by Pagan Twylight reviews
Book III in The Tok'Ra Legacy Series A discovery leads SG1, Tok'Ra, and Furlings to messages left by Egeria. It could mean the salvation of the Tok'Ra if they beat the Goa'uld to it. SamMarLan, DanOC, MalekOC Seq to Malek's Story and Blood of My Heart
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 159,873 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 4/9/2005 - S. Carter, Martouf/Lantash - Complete
It's all my fault! by Kirsti-Lee reviews
Another angsty HarrySnape hurt comfort story. Most likely slash. Read at your own risk.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,694 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/4/2006 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Marriage by Janara reviews
[Complete] At the start of Harry's seventh year Dumbledore has come up with the perfect way of ending the war. There is only one problem, Harry refuses to play the Headmaster's game. Will Harry be able to avoid the trap set by the aged wizard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,058 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 295 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Complete
Fallen Angel by Juju Jula reviews
Harry is raped and beaten by his relatives. Draco Malfoy and his father are not what they seem to be. Harry is under a curse which is keeping him from becoming what he was supposed to be. This will be slash (HarryDraco, LuciusSeverus, maybe more)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,067 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/23/2004 - Published: 4/18/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
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The trials and tribulations of Harry James Potter reviews
HARRY IS A MAGICAL CREATURE AND HE HAS FOUND HIS MATE IN NO OTHER THEN SEVERUS SNAPE OF ALL PEOPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Severus S., Harry P.
the diary of THE Harry potter reviews
basically its where harry goes a tad insane more like luna then anything longer summery inside and the full title is inside too
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L.
THE DAY THAT VOLDEMORT MERGE WITH HIS HORCUXES reviews
Harry has a idea to finish the war, goes into a trance and talks to voldemort,basically AU all Characters are swaped like good are bad and visa versa all except harry,hermione,luna,& snape voldemort goes good and finds out that harry is his son
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
revamped! true colors a new Beginning reviews
harrys at malfoy manor why? who knows? only the malfoys and snape do along with harry, this is my old story but it is being rewritten.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,174 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P., Lucius M.
TWO BEDS AND A COFFEE MACHINE reviews
RON AND PANSY ARE ABUSIVE TO HERMOINE AND DRACO, IT TELLS THE TALE OF FINDING YOUR WAY AND HOW PEOPLE CAN CHANGE/ONE SHOT/SONG FIC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
lost with out you reviews
the final battle and the betryal of a bother and a making of a new friendship and the blosseming of a love so right that it actually gave them a child......
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
dear harry reviews
warning refers to abuse its about how harry feels but cant trust any one to tell any one/plez dont hate to much frist time
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
true colors reviews
harry is depressed, snape trys to help, and whats Malfoy senior upto?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete