Edward leaves Bella again. victoria changes Bella. Eighteen years later Bella and her new family move back to Forks, and meet the Cullen's again. what will happen with Bella's and Edward's relationship? Please give it a chance! thanks!

A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.

“What’s this?” He interrupted. He was holding a tampon. You’ve got to be kidding me. “It’s a tampon, Edward.” “What’s that?” I buried my face in my hands. This was not happening to me. “You really don’t know what it is?” “Do you eat it?”

I just thought this would be fun to write...please read! I hope you like it! Probably a one shot, but if I get any more bursts of creativity, I might change that. You're welcome to give me ideas too!