Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.
About me? Well, people say I'm crazy, weird, fun, nuts, loud, insane, kind, caring, a great friend, funny, childish, smart.. etc. Take your pick.
Likes: anime/manga, eating (im hungry), reading, sleeping (ZZZzzz), and writting, and being myself
Dislikes: Idiots, ppl who copy other ppl's ideas, snobs, ppl who don't know wats good for them, smokers.
Fav Anime/Manga: Naruto, FMA, Death Note, Her Majastey's Dog, FMP, Furaba,Bleach ...
Fav Quotes: "when life hands you lemons throw them at people :3"
COME TO ME: i finally found mah co author for the story she is Ayame-Hime14
yola i finally finally figured out ho to put my stories on here huzzah for me. expect more from me because i write alot even if i don't finish my stories. i have a deviantart acount thats under the same name as this so you can see my stuff there too if ya want... im gonna put some of my poetry up here to maybe if i get around to it. just wait untill i start putting up chapter stories...
Thank you And don't forget to tip your waitress...
If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.
If you have ever run into a door/wall copy this to your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
92 percent of american teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breath. If your one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off as you watch the others copy this to your profile.
Love knows no gender, age or color. If you totally agree with me, put this in your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you were unique before it was cool to be, put this in your profile.
If there is not a time in your life when you weren't wierd, put this in your profile.
if you spout a naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.
if your family wonders how you can remember all the naruto character's names,but cant remember the material on a math test, copy and paste this into your profile
if you like shikatema better than shikaino, copy and paste this into your profile
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it ,Sn1ck3rD00dl3, Harajuku Girl, Amaterasu Haruno, Luna.the.betrayed.ninja, ProfessorZoom,jimu, ShikallllTema, totalnarutofangirl85,bloodykatana14
If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile
"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!
if you dont watch laguna beach, or the O.C., or the hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, then copy and paste this into your profile
92 of teens have moved onto rap, if your part of the 8 that stayed with rock, copy and paste this into your profile
You say BABY PINK
if you love naruto so much that you wish the characters were real or that you are one of them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are always pressing one button when you mean to press another, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever run into a doorway that you clearly could've dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
Ever ran into a wall or part of one, copy and paste into your profile.
If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." copy and paste this into your profile if you didn't even know sexy was gone.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are odd, and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have an army of purple cats with rabies and with flamethrowers at your command, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!
I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers) put this in your profile.
IF YOU BELIEVE FIGHTING CRIME IN MINI SKIRTS IS POSSIBLE, COPY THIS IN YOUR PROFILE! I BELIEVE DUDES!
If you think that, although Tenten doesn't show up in the anime/manga too much, she deserves more appriciation and that she kicks butt, copy and paste in your profile and add your name: Moonlight Music Mistress, xoxoxlovestinksxoxox, Quiet Moon, Heza-chan x3, totalnarutofangirl85,bloodykatana14
Almost every teenager talks on their phone for hours on end. If your one of the few who dosn't, copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list. gothgirl-narutofan, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, Haruko-Uzumaki, Heza-chan x3, totalnarutofangirl85,bloodykatana14
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy/paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile. (I do it all the time, myself doesn't agree with me)
98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off.
If you have ever wondered why someone decided to milk a cow, copy/paste this into your profile
If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever tripped where there is a 'WATCH YOUR STEP' sign, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.
This is a true story.A girl died in 1933.A man buried her when she was still alive.The murder chanted,"Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her.Now that you have read the chant,you will meet this little girl.In the middle of the night she will be on your celing.She will sufficate you like she was sufficated.If you post this on your profile,she will not bother you.Your kindness will be rewarded.Lucillia.
If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.
If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling "RUN BITCH RUN!" Put this on your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here.
If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) dream about it, B.) sing it in school no mattter who's listening OR C.) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.
If you wish there was a filler Naruto episode in either Shippuden or the first series where they all go to high school, on vacation, or audition for a play, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie, Heza-chan X3, totalnarutofangirl85,bloodykatana14
If you love and want to marry any Naruto character on the whole show, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie, Heza-chan X3,bloodykatana14
FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, Haruko-Uzumaki, Heza-chan x3, totalnarutofangirl85,bloodykatana14
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hizmit12-waterlilly3721, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Heza-chan X3, totalnarutofangirl85
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name ‘Duck Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off.
If you have a mad fascination with the Japanese culture, copy and past this into your profile
Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
Less than 1 precent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!
Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever wanted to kill someone (albeit a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', any sound-nin from Naruto, George Bush, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.
If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever sat in a class and poked the person in front of you just for fun, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile
98 of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.
40 Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts.
1) Seamus Finnigan is not after my lucky charms
2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one.
3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
4) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class
6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss
7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda
8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar
9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy
10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"
11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches
13) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball
14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Mobile, Robin!"
15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.
16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor
17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental
18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak
19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"
20) I will not dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.
21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
22) I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells shouting "I got the power!"
23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions.
24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom
25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.
26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.
27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.
28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.
29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"
30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.
31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife
32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.
33) I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.
34) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.
34) It is a bad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously
35) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an aprropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental spell
36) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.
37) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy.
38) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.
39) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.
40) Dumbledore does not have "nakie time".
16 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed...
Fifty-Four Things I Learned from Avatar
THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!
1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Naruto, Hinata, TenTen, Ino, Shino, Kiba, Kurenai, Kakashi, Gaara, Neji, Lee, Chouji, Shikamaru, Temari, Kankuro, Tsunade, Jiraiya, Sakura, Sasuke, Itachi, Sasori, Suigetsu, Karin... uhh that's it I think. o.o
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? NaruHina, SasuHina, NejiHina, KibaHina, GaaHina, ItaHina, KakaHina, LeeSaku, SasuSaku, ShikaTema, ShikaIno, KibaIno, SaiIno, NejiTen, LeeTen, SakuHina, InoHina, TenHina, ItaSaku, MinaKushi, SuiKari.
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Hmm I like Naruto Yuri...
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? Alas not yet.
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Naruto plushie, pictures, and posters. Not much stuff at the moment.
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Yes, Naruto Uzumaki.
7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina all the way!
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuSaku
9. Which team is your favorite? Team 8.
10. Do you support the obito theory? (tobi-obito) Who knows? o.o
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Yes (and it's already proven)
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Sasori... oh how i miss him
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Hmm both?
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Working on it.
15. Have you read all the chapters so far? No :(
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Could be possible, I sure do!
17. Sub or dub? Sub! For dub, as soon as I heard Naruto say 'Believe it!' on Cartoon Network, I think 'say that one more time, and i rip your face off'
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? TBH I hated her in the beginning, i'm still not her biggest fan but she is growing on me.
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Both. . .
20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Yeah
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Ummmm, he's not a sexy beast, but he isn't a nerd either.
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Haku would be.
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? BOTH!! Lee is really weird, but also awsome!! Being weird is awesome!
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Sasuke as a gay flambouant.
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? YES!
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? YEAH!
27. Do you like lemons? ...yes.
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Nah.
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Never heard of it. o.o
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Hell Yeah, love 'em
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Almost, once.
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yes.
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' No.
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Life yes. Grades... maybe.
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? No.
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Not really, though i want it for the sake of having it.
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Nope!
38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. I have drawn a few pics.
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? No.
40. Do you have a Naruto OC? I have Hanajima who is basically me in Naru-Universe, her two sisters Sayuri and Ayame, Akane who is Hanajima's Alter-personality, and Ryozo their Father.
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Yup!! And proud of it!!
Naruto Quiz Thing! Label your own 1-12 fav characters, then answer the questions. Don't forget to copy and paste this inside your profile!
1. Naruto Uzumaki
2. Hinata Hyuga
3. Neji Hyuga
4. Rock Lee
6. Kiba Inuzuka
7. Kakashi Hatake
8. Ino Yamanaka
9. Sasuke Uchiha
10. Chouji Akamichi
11. Temari no Sabaku
12. Gaara no Sabaku
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
No I haven't and I don't think I'll ever want to.
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Hmm it would be interesting to see but I really don't ship them.
4)Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Psh yes, tons of them.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Yes I believe so. They are teammates, it would be very cute to see. It is not my OTP though.
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
InoTen. I really want to see some yuri come out of this Manga.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
He would quietly peep on them and enjoy the view.
8) Make up a summery of a Three/Ten fanfic.
'Chubbies rule' Neji thought as he looked on the other mans training session. He always did like bears. NejiCho
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Oh i'm sure there is, I just don't go out of my way to look for it.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
What's It Like To Be Normal
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I don't know.
13) Does anyone you know writes or draw Eleven?
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
What Doesn't Kill You -Kelly Clarkson
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning: Yaoi and Randomness
18) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
"Mmm you smell good enough to eat."
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
"Hey if that's who they want to be with, all the power to them."
20) How emo is Seven?
I wouldn't say he is emo just perverted.
Friends or best friends
FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink
BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food
FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa
BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAM we really messed up
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number
BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later
BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life
FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing
BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell
BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell
FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)
BESTFRIENDS: Are for life
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough
BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste
FREINDS: Will ignore this
BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this shit
There are three kinds of people:
those who make things happen;
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
“I know life is unfair, but could it at least be unfair in by favor?!”
“I’m not random I just have many thoughts.”
“I hear voices and they don’t like you.”
‘The earth is blue like an orange…”
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest have to test the electric fence for themselves
I once shot a man just to watch him die...but I got distracted and missed it
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car
A friend helps you up when you fall; a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain; a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when your rejected; a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"
When you get thrown in jail, a good friend will come bail you out. A true friend will be in there with you going "Damn, we fucked up."
Mirrors don’t talk, and luckily for you, they don’t laugh
It takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me
Bravery is just a nice way of saying stupidity
Ambition is just a lame excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're an idiot
“Learning. Politics. Getting weaker...”
First person: “Just ignore him” Second person: “Yeah evolution did”
“All I heard was blah blah blah, Fate, blah blah blah Fate, blah blah blah Sasuke and something something more fate. But whatever, what I really want to know is how you make you’re hair blow with no wind.”
"So... what you're saying is, I should cancel my plans to invade China."
"Evil Beware; we have waffles."
When in doubt we fight using fish!
"NAGGING! FIRE ONE!"
"The evening news always opens by them saying 'Good evening' and then precedes to tell you exactly why it isn't."
People are boring; they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.
Duct tape is like the force. Dark on one side, light on the other, and it holds the universe together.
Last night I was looking up at the stars, when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"
Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil.
It's better to look stupid and keep your mouth closed than to open it and prove it.
OMG! The rains wet.
If at first you don’t succeed...Cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't!
I've gone to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait!
If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, then why do they abduct the dumbest people on earth ??
If crime fighters fight crime, and firefighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.
"I told my psychologist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."
"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Don't own, originally from Raptor-Chick.
1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5.Do not go out in public.
6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers you know.
12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all.
13.For legal purposes be sure to delete above note.
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill them for security purposes.
16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.
17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible.
18.The men in white coats are not your friends.
19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.
20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.
21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.
22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.
23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.
24.Always remember, um... um... Damn.
25.Train army of flying monkeys.
26.Goldfish don't like milk.
27.Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.
28.Find out who invented the word "pianist".
29.People are staring at you.
30.So act insane.
31.People are weird, but not as weird as me.
32.Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth.
33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.
34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible.
35.You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding.
36.Never pet a burning dog.
37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka.
38.Naked men dig parkas.
39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.
40.You know what would look good on you?
42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.
43.The size of Danny DeVito.
44.Making an amusing facial expression. Like this.
45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.
46.Stalking is fun. Do it more.
47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!"
48.No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.
49.That way is rum.
50.Constipated people don't give a sh-t.
52.You cannot kill the snow.
53.The snow can kill you.
54.Grass can also kill you.
55.The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms...
56.Catch and castrate leprechaun.
57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say.
58.Staple paper in the middle of the page.
59.In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.
60.You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.
61.Pretend to be so around teh n00bs.
62.Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon.
63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?
64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.
65.Remember to kill HIM...
66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.
67.Note reactions. Avoid parents.
68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.
69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice.
70.Hide the bodies, otherwise peole ask embarressing questions.
71.Eat the evidence.
72.But not if it's broken glass.
73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.
74.Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.
75.Disregard last note.
77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.
78.Stock up on ball point pens.
79.Learn to fly. Tell no one.
80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.
81.Do not stick fingers into blender.
82.Blender... Bad... Ouch.
83.Blood loss is bad.
84.Find way to re-attatch fingers.
85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.
86.Answer every question with a question.
87.Ask people what gender they are.
89.Refer to people as "mortal".
90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.
91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.
92.Start by drowning them in fire ants.
93.Find the creators of pop-up messages.
96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.
97.Dunk head in boiling water.
98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7.
99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling!
100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...
i was born in 93 and i remember a buttload of this crap bold is the stuff i know!!
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'