Author has written 4 stories for Prétear, Outsiders, NCIS, and Digimon.
hey my pen name is Aquafire582 obviously
if you don't wanna call me that then call me Miki.
My fave stories are from Pokemon, marmalade, avatar, sonic the hedgehog, spyro the dragon, his and her circumstances Rise of the Guardians and many many more.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. =D
If you sometimes (or just like me, always) talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile!
Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it's effects, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish it was summer vacation RIGHT NOW, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air or a flatted candy wrapper, copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If, like me, you're addicted to Disney, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love your sisters iPod, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are bored and like to write/draw stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (maybe I need to paste it more that one time, all my friends are insane)
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
If you were born in March copy and paste this into your profile.
If you say 'yeah...' alot copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever seen a show so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
If you dream in color, copy this into your profile.
If you shiver at the thought of cigarettes, cigars, alcohol, pot, drugs, or anything like that, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you do use MySpace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
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If you have a very wide variety of interests, copy and paste this to your profile.
Copy and paste this to your profile if your parents are not divorced.
If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste this to your profile.
If songs get stuck in your head so constantly that you know the words them copy and paste this to your profile.
If you hate people who swear because they think its cool, copy and paste to your profile.
If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is, put this in your profile.
If you're one of those people who will nod and mumble 'yeahs' when someone is talking to you about something you have no clue about, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your best friend(s) is a guy and you're a girl, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your iPod (if you have one) ever had problems (and you obviously hated that when it happened), then copy and paste onto your profile.
If you write in a diary, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have or ever have had an imaginary friend, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you think you have really funny copy-and-paste-this-into-your-profile-lines, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you are a CSI-addict, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you are a TSS-addict, copy and paste this into your profile! (The Secret Show)
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You do have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
You constantly go on and on about a random subject that you forumed about the night before to your friends and at the end of it they go "Huh?"
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
98 percent of teenagers are or have tried smoking pot... if u are proud to say you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't... copy and paste this in your profile
If you have ever repeatedly ran into a glass door copy this into your profile. (Yeah...mother's day, several years ago. My brother still won't stop teasing me!)
If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile. (They do! It's scientifically proven!!)
If you have ever upchucked in front of your entire school during school spirit week, copy this to your profile. (uhhhhhhhh...)
If you have ever been so hyper that you DID bounce off the walls, copy this to your profile. (That was an experience...too much sugar on the last day of school...hehehehehe...my friends still talk about that...)
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! (Weird and proud, baby! Bonsai!! Sahbooya!!)
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. (most of the time...in math class...apparently)
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (Let's see...him, her, him, him, him, her, him, him, her, him, her, her, her, him, her...look this could go on all day!)
Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list; Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen, Fuzzy-Pamplemousse, GuardianOfTheMorningStar, frodoschick, aquafire582
If you think the Eragon movie was horrible, that the book was WAY better, and that the person who wrote the script should be tortured in some horrid manner (use your imagination), copy and paste this to your profile and add you name to the list; Akira'kitana, frodoschick,aquafire582
If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate day, copy this into your profile. (Arrr, maties! Hoist the yardarm, bring me a parrot, walk the plank and all that nautical stuff!)
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. (hehehehehe...choir auditions. That was interesting...)
92 percent of American teens would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off. (I don't care what everyone else wears, just give me my jeans and drama shirts and I'm happy! People stared when I wore a skirt!)
If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile. (YES BABY!!)
Even when you can't see Him, God is there. If you believe in God, put this in your profile. (The Lord is my Shepard, I shall not want...)
If you think rap is the most awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap. (Amen sista!!)
Music is like candy: You've got to throw the rappers away. If you totally believe this, copy and paste! (Hell yeah!!)
If Fanfiction is to you what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. (Uh...DUH!! Why else is my profile so long?!)
If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy this into your profile. (All the TIME!! Just ask GuardianoftheMorningStar and Inkheart27)
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (eh.hee. POTO, LOTR, my fanfic stories, my career writings, etc. etc. etc. Sometimes it even scares me...)
IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CAUSE I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE PERSON THAT KILLED YOU! (quote from DarkElements10) A friend calls you while you're in jail, a good friend visits you while you're in jail and a best friend will be sitting next to you yelling, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!" If you have a best friend copy and paste this into your profile. (I've got so many of those...)
If you just need a hug copy this into your profile! (I love hugs! Here comes the huggle bunny!)
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (So totally all the...hey something shiny!!)
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (yay my little world! You aren't going to know about it, cause then it'd cease to be mine alone! MINE!! -hogs world-)
If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. (he looks like me, he acts like me,and he is my bestest best friend over the inernet!)
If you are called 'weird' at least 5 times a day, post this in your profile (most of the time by the same person! hehehehehe)
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. (can't write it out, but it's there! Some people catch me humming weird tunes that just come out of my head!)
If your name means something completely unrelated to who you really are, copy this to your profile. (Yeah...a pink flowering tree. Do I look plant-like to you?)
If you are a bookworm, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. stateofmind7337, GuardianOfTheMorningStar, frodoschick, aquafire582
If you measure the distance between destinations in hours, copy and paste this into your profile.(Let's see...twelve hours to our mountain time-share, three hours to Texas, eight minutes to church...yep!)
If you are a book geek, copy this into your profile. (Ummm...what part of my profile says I'm not?)
If you want nothing more than to actually meet Erik in person, copy and paste this to you profile. (Oh my yes...sighs)
If you have seen a movie so many times that you have memorized almost all of the lines, and you still laugh at every punch line, copy this onto your profile. (I also scream in Harry Potter Two; whenever that stupid basilisk leaps out of the water, I still scream!!)
If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile. (My kitty and dog! And I helped rescue 3 kittens!)
If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV... copy and paste this into your profile. (-completely zones out-)
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. (It's so funny how I'll start quoting a musical or show or movie and everyone around me looks at me weird! It's hilarious.)
My name is Chris.
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't do a wrong
I can't speak at all
Or else I'm locked up
All day long.
When I'm awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy comes home,
I'll try to be nice,
So maybe I'll just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says it's my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I'm sorry!" I scream
But it's much too late
His face has been twisted
Into an unimaginable hate,
The hurt and pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Chris
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, COPY THAT POEM TO YOUR PROFILE! (It makes me cry every time I read this!! -sobs-)
TRY NOT TO CRY:
In Loving Memory of The Columbine Students Who Were Lost. Please if you would, pass this around. I'd be happy if you could; don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, maybe people will cry. Just keep this in your heart for the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry" 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are.
I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm NORTHERN, so I MUST be black trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I haven't EVER HAD A BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be unromantic
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST be a smart ass
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a with a jock boyfriend
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I'm a METHODIST so I MUST be lazy not caring person
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time
I LOVE MY FRIENDS, so I MUST be giving them something
I'm SUSPICIOUS, so I MUST be an arrogant jerk
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I have ADHD, so I MUST be a crazy-chick that you can't control
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST support everything that Bush does
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I HAVE SUICIDAL TENANCIES, so I MUST be insane
I am SHORT, so I MUST be young
I am A BOOKWORM, so I MUST be a dreamer
I am A DREAMER, so I MUST be insane (unrealistic)
I HAVE MANY DIFFERENT INTERESTS, so I MUST be unable to commit to one thing
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm SHORT, so I MUST compensate with something else
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I AM DIFFERENT!!
Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. BOLD ones are me.
If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile.
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, alannaswarrior, random.clumsy.vampire., XEdwardCrazyX, justrememberhe prefersbrunets, Dragon-Griot-209,aquafire582
Rules to writting Chipmunks fanfictions. Written by: Chipmunklover and Kity Seville.
Note: After looking at hundreds of fanfics and millions of reivews. Kitty Seville and I have compiled this list of sixteen rules that you must follow to write a Chipmunk fanfic. (Side note: You don't have to follow them, We just say that because we have to.)
1) They are brothers, nothing else.
2) They must always live with Dave.
3) They must always end up with the Chipettes. Alvin can hit on other girls, but he must end up with Brittany.
4) They cannot die.
5) They can have superpowers, but the color of the magic/ mystical zone has to he the same color as they're signature colors.
6) They can't die.
7) They can't be severly injured.
8) There cannot be any OCs. Only the Chipmunks, Dave, and the characters created my the Bagdasarians.
9) The Chipettes HAVE to live with Miss Miller.
10) If you kill them, thus violating numbers 4 and 6, you must bring them back. Also making it a horror story.
11) They can't be in horror stories.
12) You must have at least three jokes/gags in a chapter.
13) If you do a Chipmunk crossover, it must be with some other cartoon. Not live action.
14) If you have songs, they have to fit in the story. Not just be random.
15) The Chipmunks do not work for free. If you use them you must send Ross Bagdasarian 100 dollars by the end of the month, or else you'll die instantly.
16) Don't talk about the rules, don't tell people about the rules, don't even think about the rules.
If you have ever broken or are planning to break any of these rules, then copy and paste them into your profile!
Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)
If you are obsessed with Alvin and the Chipmunks, copy and paste this to your profile.
15 Things to do when your in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!
15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"
I'm so gonna do these!
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if you have ever laughed in a silent room because of something you heard yesterday CAPTIYP
if you have ever ran into a door CAPTIYP
if you have ever asked a random obvious question CAPTIYP
if you want those stupid annoying voices in your head to just SHUT UP already CATIYP
if you are obsessed with fanfiction.net CATIYP
if you are against abortion CAPTIYP
if someone has ever told you your wierd and you reply "what was your first clue" CAPTIYP
if you ever wonder who started these copy and paste quotes CAPTIYP
if you have ever argued with your-self and lost CAPTIYP
milk tastes good.people call me random but im just weird.if you are weird and proud of it CAPTIYP
if people call you a perfectionist and yet you post a chapter with a thousand mistakes in it CAPTIYP
if you believe vampires are real SCREAM...then CAPTIYP
if you have ever tripped over air CAPTIYP
Even if you can't see him GOD is there! If you belive in GOD CAPTIYP
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird isgood. If you're weird and proud of it, CAPTIYP
98 of teenage population does or had tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't CAPTIYP
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, CAPTIYP
92 of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 that would be laughing your ass off!
My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, CAPTIYP
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, CAPTIYP
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If there's a b in you're life that won't go screw herself/himself, that you verbally abused in your mind, CAPTIYP
If when you hear thunder you think it's vampires playing baseball CAPTIYP
If you have ever pushed on a door that said PULL or vice versa CAPTIYP
If you think those stupid kids should just give the forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, CAPTIYP
If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes CAPTIYP
If you have your own little world CAPTIYP
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time COPY AND PAST THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!
If you've ever asked a really stupid obvious question, CAPTIYP
If you think the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechan alone, CAPTIYP
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects CAPTIYP
If several inanimate objects hate you CAPTIYP
If you think the father should just his daughter ask for some stupid Ego walffels CAPTIYP
The electric chair was invented by the dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, CAPTIYP
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews for one of your stories CAPTIYP
If your profile is long copy and paste this in it to make it even longer
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen,Angelz on Edge, CloudyWind732984, strangeweirdo,KaLSaR! lol! lollypopgirl98 XD,Aquafire582
Stop habagging, you stupid habagger!--E using our made up word...she actually made it up, I think
A teacher is an intelligent person who spends most of his day in a large building with screaming kids-- Something my U.S. History teacher told us
The future is full of possibilities; it's the present that sucks--Line from a commercial I saw
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity
Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it--Mark Twain
Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the hell is the ceiling?"
Roses are red, violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress...but I repeat myself--Mark Twain
Always remember you are unique...just like everyone else. (…what an oxymoron)
Some say reading is good. I say: Reading is knowledge. Knowledge is power. Power is corrupt. Corruption is a crime. And crime doesn't pay. So if you read you'll go broke. (Yay, syllogism!)
A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh--Conan O'Brien
In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?--Warren Hutcherson
Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams--Mary Ellen Kelly
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures.
So this ain't "Home Sweet Home." Adjust!
I have a grip on reality--just not this particular one.
I tried to contain myself, but I escaped.
Never question authority. It doesn't know either.
5 out of 4 people are schizophrenic.
I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?
Quick, pick a color from 1 to 10.
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, “Where have I gone wrong?” Then a voice says to me, “This is going to take more than one night.”
Therapy is expensive. Poppin' bubble wrap is free!
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
I'm not closed minded, your just wrong.
There are easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance
Homework (n)--a crude form of mind control still practiced in some primitive societies
One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions
Tell your voices to SHUT UP...I can't hear mine...
Some people think it’s a bad thing the government is brainwashing us. As for me, I think it’s nice the government's actually taking the time to get something done.
A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
If you buy a self-help book, isn't that kinda defeating the purpose?--My dad
Smile. It confuses people--title of a Sandi Thom album
I'm sorry, the number you called is out of service. Please hang up and call again.
I'm sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please multiply by i and try again--Found this in my math book
END HOMELESSNESS AND HUNGER (eat the homeless)
The severity of the itch is directly proportional to your ability to reach it.
The Early bird gets the worm. On the other hand, the early worm gets eaten.
I am on a journey to the far corners of my room in search of what they call a "floor." Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive...
Methinks Mario was getting tired of that pointy-eared fembot Link getting all of the attention, so he yanked Miyamoto-san by the shirt collar and said "Either make me a friggin' new game or you're going wake up with a friggin' goomba head beside you." Hey, don't buy all of that "It's-A-Me Mario!" crap. The dude is Italian. Ever watch The Soprano's?--ROFL, this was a review for Super Mario Galaxy by Vaughn Smith. I thought it was hilarious.
There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt?"
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
We're not insane. We're mentaly unstable.
Just because we're gifted doesn't mean we're smart. It means we're special.--My friends and me
You say psycho like it's a bad thing.
Save a plant, eat a vegetarian. Save an animal; eat a carnivore.
Insanity: A perfect rational adjustment to an insane world - R. D. Lang
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups!
Your One and Only Wish
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If you’re initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
The memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
Changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time
But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
Anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
Take your time with this test and you'll be amazed. Just four questions and the answers will surprise you. Be honest and do not cheat by looking up the answers. This is fun to do, but you have to follow the instructions very closely. Do not cheat.
"The mind is like a parachute; it works best when it is opened."
MAKE A WISH before beginning the test.
Answer the questions as you go along. There are only four questions and if you see them all before finishing, you will not have honest results. Go down slowly, and complete each exercise as you scroll down.
Don't look ahead. Get a pencil and paper to write your answers as you go along. You will need it at the end. This is an honest questionnaire that will tell you a lot about your true self. Give an answer for each item. The first thing that comes to mind is usually your best answer.
1. Put the following animals in your order of preference: Cow, Tiger, Sheep, Horse, Pig
2. Write one word that describes each of the following: Dog, Cat, Rat, Coffee, Sea
3. Think of someone, who also knows you and is important to you, which you can relate them to the following colors: yellow, orange, red, white, green
4. Write down your favorite number and your favorite day of the week.
Be sure your answers are what you REALLY WANT.
Look at the interpretations below, but first before continuing, REPEAT your wish.
1. This will define your priorities in life:
2. Your description of dog implies your own personality.
3. Yellow: someone you will never forget
4. You have to send this message to as many people as your favorite number, and your wish will come true on the day that you recorded.
Thanks for taking the test! And don't forget to repost this on your profile
If you’re under the age of 12 you shouldn’t even read this;
Just because you were born in ’97 doesn’t mean you’re a 90’s kid.
It’s not like you could remember the original Simpsons
I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90’s just won’t cut it.
You’re a 90’s kid if,
You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word “PSYCHE!”
You just cant resist finishing this . . . “In west Philadelphia born and raised...”
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
When everything was settled by:
When kick ball was something you did everyday!!
you used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America’s Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching:
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
And you played with Silly Puddy and Sticky Tac that you stole from the teacher’s walls.
You remember those Where’s Waldo books.
Those awsome buzz lightyear shoes that light up.
You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum
You remember watching:
You remember Ring Pops!!
If you remember when every thing was “da BOMB!”
You remember boom boxes . vs.
You played and/or collected “Pogs”
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere u went
You watched the original cartoons of
All your school supplies were “Lisa Frank” brand
If you collected those:
If you even know what an original walkman is..
You know the Macarena by heart
“Talk to the hand” . . .enough said.
You went to McDonald’s to play in the playplace
When you would tell your friend u liked a someone then he would run off and tell he/shes friend then he/shes friend would tell her/him and if they liked you back he/shes friend would come tell u... XD ahhh good times
..Before the MySpace frenzy...
Before the Internet & text messaging ...
Before Sidekicks & iPods .
Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360
Before Spongebob ...
When light up sneakers were cool and you had spiral spring shoelaces
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs
When gas was 1.95 a galls
When we recorded stuff on VCR
You had slap bracelets!
You Actually played outside until it was dark!
Way back-Before we realized all this would eventually disappear
ONLY REPOST IF YOU SMILED AT AT LEAST HALF OF THESE THINGS BECAUSE THEY BROUGHT BACK MEMORIES!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'
'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
'My mommy loves white roses.'
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Do I ever cross your mind?
Dr. Gregory House: No.
Dr. Cuddy: Do you like me?
Dr. House: Not really.
Cuddy: Do you want me?
Cuddy: Would you cry if I left?
Cuddy: Would you live for me?
Cuddy: Would you do anything for me?
Cuddy: Choose--me or ur life
House: My life...
Cuddy runs away in shock and pain and House runs after her and says...
"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."
If you think that is cute and sweet and you want to see that on an episode of House then copy and paste that into your profile!
Love vs. Sex
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various
experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was
a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe
from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway
down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking
for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was
walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day,
she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling
overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help
this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police
asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man
she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man
one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she
wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you
know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God...
I'm suffering from severe JDDS (otherwise known as Judgement Day Denial Syndrome) JDDS is an epidemic among us JIBBS shippers. Those of you in denial about Jenny's death, copy and pate this to your profile.
I currently am in denial about Jenny being dead since they never showed her actual body, it was only a reflection and it didn't really look like her, and they never did her autopsy. If you are a JIBBs shipper and think like this then copy and paste this to your profile.
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