Author has written 5 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender.
Avatar is awesome and Kataang pwned Zutara in the finale. End. Of. Story.
People have been asking me why my name is Bob the Chicken Nugget. Here's some history for you!
I have been writing Bob the Chicken Nugget since 2nd grade and I'm in 8th grade now (do the math). I have recently started over the whole series because someone stole a bunch of my stories out of my portfolio. =( Don't ask how I originally came up with the idea of Bob the Chicken Nugget because I have no idea how I did. My brain is just weird and creative at the same time.
COPY AND PASTE STUFF TIME!
92 of teenagers would be dead if Abecromie and Fitch told them breathing was uncool, if you're part of the 8 who are laughing their asses off copy/paste
If you support Kataang copy/paste this to your profile
I don't suffer an addiction to Kataang, I enjoy every minute of it! If you love Kataang copy/paste this to your profile
If you think Zutara should be made illegal copy/paste
If you think those stupid kids should just give the Trix rabbit some dang Trix copy/paste
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM -'TophToph'-, chocolatecoveredbananacheese, Vanille Strawberry, Semper-Fidelis-To-Kataang, Aangsfan, H2P2, princess Monoke, Bob the Chicken Nugget
If you want to kill the person who said Avatar was a load of rubbish, copy and paste this into your profile!!
98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile
If you've ever walked into a wall b4 copy and paste this in your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy and paste this in your profile.
98 PERCENT OF THE TEENAGE POPULATION DRINKS OR HAS BEEN AROUND ALCOHOL. PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LIKE BAGELS.
If you like animals and want to give a homeless one a home, copy and paste this into your profile.
if your a choco-holic--a shop-o-holic--or a talk-a-holic, copy and paste this in your profile (I'm all 3! _)
if you have music in your soul, copy and paste this into your profile.
A moment of silence for all the soldiers in Iraq right now. Thank you for fighting for our country.
If your grateful that thoses soldiers in Iraq are fighting their butts off for the USA, copy and paste.
Even if you can't see him, god is there! if you believe in god copy and paste.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (maybe that's why those other people were staring at me at wal-mart...
If you want to be a part of "zutara is evil fanclub nation", copy, paste, and add your name: Zutara-is-evil-kataang-rules, Kataang and Tokka 4ever, Bob the Chicken Nugget
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird IS good. If you're weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't get why people cant get it through other people's heads that members of the opposite gender can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that writing fanfics is fun, copy and paste this into your profile.
if you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfics, copy and paste.
if you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfics, copy and paste. WOAH! Deja vu!
If you're against animal cruelty, (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, illegal dog fights, chimp slavery, etc.) copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile
If random songs just pop into your head at any given moment, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have an iPod and love rocking out to it, post this in your profile
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD
If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?
If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?
Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is only one day of Christmas?
Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?
Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile E. Coyote keep buying their products?
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?
Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine?
Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number Number?
Everything in this room is edible. Even I am edible, but that, little children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. -Willy Wonka
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!
Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in hell would you keep looking for it if you already found it.
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
Don't yawn in the bathtub. You might drown. -Bill Cosby
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."
They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
I don't obsess, I think intensely.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet cool people... Then kill them...
"If we could bottle your luck, we'd have a weapon of mass destruction on our hands." -Edward (Eclipse)
"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
Why America has some issues (Yes, I live there, but tough. These are all clever.)
1. Only in
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places
3. Only in America...do drugstores
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers,
5. Only in America...do banks leave
6. Only in
7. Only in America...do we use
8.Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to
10. Only in America...do they have