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Joined 11-02-07, id: 1411981, Profile Updated: 10-27-11
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto.

Name: Lola

Age: Old. JK Not really.

Eyes: Brown, green and yellow

Hair: Boring Brown.

Height: 5' I'm quite short.

Favorite colors: Blue, Black, Purple, Pink, Red

Personality: Crazy. That about sums it up. I'm pretty nerdy, too. I read alot. Haha and I correct people's grammar.

Check out my not-so-secret lover's profile XD: NotSoSecretLover

A/N) Can you Feel my Pain Yet? Has been STOPPED. This story is clearly not written well enough or just isn't too appealing and therefore will not be continued for a VERY long time.

Strip, Baby, Strip: A second chapter will be added soon. IT'S ABOUT 90 DONE AND SHOULD BE UPLOADED BY THE END OF THIS WEEK 1/25/10 I am still debating on putting a lemon in it, or making everyone wait for an extra chapter to be written. OR if maybe a fan of mine would like to take the challenge of writing the lemon FOR me?

Nosebleed: I'm quite surprised on how well this story did. It took me months to write it, not from writer's block, but because I just didn't want to write it. I thought it was poorly written but my fans seem to think differently...

When people don't edit their stories to the point that you can't understand what they're trying to say, it drives me crazy! Crazier than I already am! If that's even possible! Here's an example = http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4195970/1/One_hot_summer_night. This was written by toriuchiha13. I read this and almost killed myself. People are too nice about crappy fics. Get some balls and tell them the truth! It's not gonna help if you say you liked it, when you, truthfully, couldn't even read it. They'll just make more crappy fics.

Likes: Anime/Manga, reading, drawing, music, violin, cello, videogames, trying to speak Jappanese just from watching subbed anime, Spanish! Speaking Sicilian (yea rite i wish), My bfffls, and my wacko family.

~ I am very random and love anime and manga. My favs are Naruto, Ouran High School Host Club, Inuyasha, Wish, Gravitaton, Princess Princess, Loveless, Deathnote, Azumanga Daioh, Panty and Stocking with Garter Belt, and a J-Drama Series called Absolute Boyfriend, which is also a manga (The manga I did NOT read. I only watched the show).

Most of the stories I will write will be SasuNaru sooooo If you don't like it then I seriously won't care. There is a slight chance that I will write fics using other animes, but I would appreciate it if they could be requested.

Another note for everyone. When school starts up again, I may take alot of time to write and post fics. I care alot about my school grades, but I also love writing on fanfiction. Unfortunatley, school comes first. When I have some extra time, I will dedicate myself to writing my stories. After all, I can't let down my fans!

With Lurve,

Lola

UPDATE* I'm not dead. Surprise, surprise. I'm simply a lazy fuck who doesn't have the motivation to write. And while I could easily claim that I have so much school work, a graduation project, and LIFE to deal with, we all know it's not true. I sit around doing absolutely nothing. And I thoroughly enjoy it. Now unless I am magically hit with some super mega incredible idea for a SasuNaru story, 'cause that's all I can ever stand to write, I will probably not be updating any time soon. And that's a lie too. I've got SO many ideas for SasuNaru stories, that it'd simply be easier to make a better writer write them for me. It's as comprehensible as this; I think I'm a shit writer, therefore when I see and read my own stories, I think to myself that I didn't get my point across the way it should have been made or that my phrasing and style are unclear and confusing. My detailing is either over done or unclear. I spend too much time on the unimportant as opposed to the really important parts. I add things that aren't even needed and throw the reader off. But regardless of my 'ability' to write, it doesn't stop me from writing all together, but it does discourage me. I'm not asking to be complimented or begging for some kind of pity. Far from it. Just letting people know that I have shit self esteem and it definitely effects my work.

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Not In Our Favor by TwilightCakes reviews
Katniss thinks she had found her happily ever after with Peeta, but when a hunting accident lands her in the hospital, she wakes up discovers she has no idea who he is. Her memories of life for the last two years are all blurry, but she does however remember Gale. Will the baker that seems to be her polar opposite be able to win her over twice? AU. *WINNER* Everlark Smut Awards!
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 211,878 - Reviews: 3796 - Favs: 1,753 - Follows: 2,161 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
I Don't Want to Forget by books-are-better reviews
Modern Day, AU. Katniss Everdeen and Peeta Mellark have been best friends for the past five years, and they've been through the good and the bad together. But after a drunken night, Katniss realizes she has feelings for him that she never wanted to admit to herself. But does he feel the same?
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,976 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 1,149 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Rebel by HGRomance reviews
Peeta is a bad boy. Katniss is a good girl. Neither are interested in changing. But when Peeta's sent to work on the Everdeens' Amish farm during the Autumn harvest, two very different worlds—and hearts—collide. Modern AU. Banners by Ro Nordmann: archiveofourown .org/works/564057/chapters/1008445
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,192 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 1,519 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
A Slow Burning Fire by books-are-better reviews
Modern Day AU. Katniss Everdeen and her longtime boyfriend Gale move to a new city, and room with Peeta and Finnick, two half-brothers from Gale's childhood. But Katniss's and Gale's relationship begins to crumble when the kindness and passion of the beautiful boy with blue eyes shows her that her life is missing something. And it's him.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 117,156 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
First Speech by kismet4891 reviews
AU. "Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends." After her best friend shuts her out, Katniss unexpectedly connects with someone different from anyone else she has ever met before.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,005 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Coffee and Classics by books-are-better reviews
Modern Day AU. Katniss is a 20 year old trying to survive a life with no parents, clinging to the most precious relationship she has with her sister. However, when a new guy begins to work at her bookstore hangout, the life she expected to have isn't the one she begins to experience; and her hard exterior begins to falter under the affection of the boy with the beautiful blue eyes.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,205 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
The Rules: First Speech Outtakes by kismet4891 reviews
Outtake, Peeta POV: Peeta created a simple set of rules to help safeguard his budding relationship with Katniss. No touching while naked, groping is allowed when dressed, and most importantly no physical intimacy until emotional intimacy. But, rules were meant to be broken, or in this case constantly amended.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,636 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
All I Know by JLaLa reviews
"That is your mother, Katniss Everdeen." Katniss and Peeta reunite under the most difficult of circumstances. Rated M for adult issues. Banner by Ro Nordmann.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,277 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Pipes by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto is alone in his apartment when he realizes that he can hear the man upstairs singing through the pipes in the bathroom. Is it possible to start a relationship based on how much you like someone's voice? SasuNaru, AU, TWO-SHOT, Naru & Sasu POVs
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 29,514 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke's Coupon Book by xXxCookie-MonsterxXx reviews
Naruto makes Sasuke a very special coupon book for Christmas full of coupons for naughty things for Sasuke to do to Naruto. Needless to say, Sasuke is thrilled. AU SasuNaru OOC Practically nothing but lemons - you have been warned!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,698 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Bad by CloudNineKitty reviews
When Sakura screws up and cheats on her boyfriend, Sasuke, her best friend Naruto steps up to the plate to save the day. Or at least he tries to. SasuNaru/NaruSasu, AU, one-shot, double lemon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,184 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto, You're Not Pregnant! by Jelp reviews
So men can walk on water, spit fireballs out of their mouths, house demons, and summon large animals out of no where and no one finds that odd, but for a man to get pregnant isn't possible...Naruto mumbled to himself. Sasuke/Naruto Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,960 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Banter by The Raven and the Fox reviews
"We're teenagers, Naruto. Teenage boys, at that. Sex is on our mind at least half the time." Two-shot SasuNaru PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,369 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
To See Your Face by Jelp reviews
All Naruto wanted was to see Sasuke happy. Though preferably with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,944 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Hiss and Kiss by Jelp reviews
Naruto can't get the stranger who kissed him out of his head. And apparently, the stranger doesn't seem too keen to let Naruto out of his sights. Sasu/Naru Mini collab with Darkalbino.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,363 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Scout's Epiphany by Fifi McFu reviews
It takes a camping trip and a punch in the face for Sasuke to realise how he actually feels about Naruto. SasuNaru, lemon, slight NejiKiba hints
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,140 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Webcam Show by beingzen reviews
SasuNaru "Come on, guys!" I begged. "A couple of questions aren't gonna hurt you, are they?" "Maybe not…" Naruto answered, a bit unsure. I just asked for some knowlege to write the most perfect fan fiction...I guess I got what I wanted...explicit content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Idiot by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
Naruto x Sasuke, Romance, Humour. Rated for sexytime and language. "Well, you know," Sasuke began moving his hands to say what he couldn't, saw the motions he was making and stilled them immediately. "Naruto on his back and...I, well, on top. Him. You know..?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Interview with an Uchiha by Fifi McFu reviews
An interview with Konoha's top detective turns into a game of seduction and some lessons on how to read body language. SasuNaruSasu, hints of KibaHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,670 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Piercings by Fifi McFu reviews
It started out as a dare, so why the hell was Naruto pressed up against a bathroom wall with a sexy body piercer kneeling between his legs? SasuNaru One Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,849 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 1,674 - Follows: 151 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Moron by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto is Sasuke's best friend. His only friend. But after Sasuke overhears him talking to Kiba, he has his doubts. NaruSasu, yaoi, smut, lemon, etc. This is for Aiek.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 82 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bringing Home Strays by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke's mother always told him not to bring home strays. What happens when Sasuke does? And it's a human? SasuNaru, yaoi, smut, lemon, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,221 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 72 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Christmas Gift Drabbles 2009 by michelerene reviews
Chapter four for The Cereal Killer. Naruto refused to look at his watch as he limped down the snow covered sidewalk, his body shivering from the cold. All he could think of was the look on Sasuke's face when he said "I won't wait."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,427 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Complete
First Impressions by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sakura wants her new boyfriend to meet her two best friends. Sasuke and Naruto get bored while waiting for Sakura. A bored and horny Uchiha is never a good thing... SasuNaru, yaoi, lemon, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 66 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Muse by darkalbino reviews
For his final project, art student Naruto wants to turn in something, for lack of a better word, utterly awesome. Too bad he's been stuck for inspiration for months. But that's about to change. Damn that bastard, and his pretty face. SasuNaru, for Sarge.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,699 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 60 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Dangers of Passing Notes by michelerene reviews
The note was rather simple and Naruto didn’t even turn to see what the words had done to Sasuke. Had he, perhaps he wouldn’t have been so caught off guard later on. NaruSasuNaru PWP For Jelp
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,005 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
On Top by darkalbino reviews
Dobe, your cock in his ass does not mean a thing. NaruSasuNaru, lemon, PWP, oneshot. Eh, i think even if you prefer SasuNaru, you'll still like this. Trade with Aidiki at Y!gal.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Things to Look Forward To by darkalbino reviews
Naruto is sick and tired of his noisy neighbors upstairs, so he decides he and Sasuke should make some noise of their own. CRACK, SasuNaruSasu, hard yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Just Take It Up the Ass by doodlelover reviews
A hot day brings a guy to want something cold, so when Naruto starts rummaging through the fridge and finds something he has never seen before, you'd think he would have the brain not to drink it... or not. SasuNaru, PWP, lemon, smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,895 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Blank Canvas by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke is happily living with Naruto, his lover and dearest person. Naruto is not-happily living with his lover and dearest person. In fact, at this moment, he'd rather be not-living, not-happily with his lover and dearest person. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,087 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 79 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
He Can Be Taught by michelerene reviews
When Naruto starts struggling in school, Iruka suggests he find his individual learning style. Sasuke, being a giver in a world of takers, lends a hand. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 66 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Tattoo by NavyBlueWings reviews
All Uzumaki Naruto wanted when he entered the ink shop was to show his rival/best friend/something else Uchiha Sasuke up. But one tattoo changed their entire fight. SasuNaru, two-shot, Naruto POV. M for Lemon, you have been warned
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,062 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Bastard, The Possessive Owner by TanukiRaccoon reviews
No matter how many times Kakashi groped him, no matter how many times he was hit on by strange men, no matter how much he hated this French Maid uniform, he still had to wear it. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,676 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 104 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Let Love In by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke meets a man in a CD store. A man who changes his life. Yaoi, SasuNaru, two-shot, based on songs by 'The Goo Goo Dolls.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Match Maid in Heaven by Bookoholic reviews
Naruto Uzumaki desperately needs a job over the summer; what happens when he gets accepted as a servant in the Uchiha house-hold? SasuNaru, implied NejiGaa, Yaoi, boyxboy, slight bondage, and cross-dressing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,203 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Why He Stays by NavyBlueWings reviews
Money,power,looks,smarts,sex. He doesn't give a damn about any of them. So then what is it about Sasuke that he does like? And Why does he stay? Short but sweet one-shot, no lemon read inside note please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Baby Machine by Cheness reviews
"Sasuke, I look like a freaking transvestite!" Sasunaru.WARNING: Very Mature content, Male Naruto with female bits
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Of Bandages and Bondages by Sabaku no Koneko reviews
Read on to find out what happen when we mix an empty school infirmary with lots and lots of bondages and two horny teenagers! SasuNaru, OOC, AU, hardcore yaoi, rushed
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
These Boots by Arid Tundra reviews
Oneshot, Yaoi SasuNaru. Naruto has a secret: he's a dancer in a gay bar. And it's just his luck that the damn Uchiha finds out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,810 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just Ask by michelerene reviews
Naruto insists that Valentine’s Day isn’t that big of a deal. His advice? Just ask. He did and he has the chidori burn to prove it. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,330 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 71 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Psychic Problems by NavyBlueWings reviews
Naruto convinces Sasuke to go to a psychic to solve his 'girlfriend' problems. But what if Naruto is in over his head? And what's this about a fool? Don't misread the cards in front of you Uzumaki Naruto! Oneshot? SasuNaru, Naru POV. Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,803 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
KISSING BADLY by ORANGE-REBELLIOUS-TTEBAYO reviews
In one move, the bastard threw everything off limits in bounds. SasuNaru !
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,368 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Worst Santa Ever by darkalbino reviews
Would have to be Sasuke. Crack-ish two-shot, SasuNaruSasu lemon in second chapter. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,939 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
CheckUp by stealth gato reviews
Dr. Uchiha has an interesting patient wanting a check-up. LEMONS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Only You by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto gets invited to be a model for the Icha Icha chain. Sure that place has a perverted reputation, but it can't be that bad, right? ...too bad Naruto looks like such an adorable uke! PWP, yaoi, EXTREME OOCness - In the form of mega perv Sasuke!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 111 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bread and Chocolate by catharticdeficit reviews
Sasuke is a top-class bread maker invited to the set of Japan’s number one culinary show where he meets the infamous--and deliciously sinful--pastry chef, Uzumaki Naruto. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,003 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Birthdays by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto hates birthdays, but this one’s not looking so bad… SasuNaru, yaoi, lemon, one-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,746 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Zip me up, Buttercup by theallpowerfullme reviews
Sasunaru, There's nothing Sasuke hate more then THEM.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Maybe A NotSo Bad Place by themesh reviews
Summary: Oneshot, pwp-ish. There’s never a bad time or place for a blow-job. One of Naruto’s new favorite phrases ever. Ever. NarutoxSasuke yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Homework Break by TheUchihaRaven reviews
Naruto is bored while doing homework and decides to text his boyfriend Sasuke with unexpected results. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Birthdays and Bank Holiday Mondays by michelerene reviews
Sasuke ponders other’s conceptions of his relationship with Naruto and hopes that the blonde idiot enjoys his present. Happy Birthday, Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Refractory Period by darkalbino reviews
That damn pink rabbit isn't the only one who can keep going and going, just ask Sasuke. NaruSasuNaru. PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Crap! Sasuke's Drunk! by edluver333 reviews
Crack fic! NaruSasu Uke!Sasuke. Yaoi! Lemony goodness! Hmm, Sasuke gets REALLY drunk and calls Naru for a little chat. How can things turn out? Just read it! Now with 'Morning After After' Chapter 3! - I know, it took forever. But please r 'n' r!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Want, You Wish Whatever by michelerene reviews
Sasuke doesn’t want the three wishes the damn genie is offering him. He’s an Uchiha… if he wants something, he’ll get it. And he wants the blonde haired, blue eyed genie…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,863 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 98 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Nya Nyan! by themesh reviews
Two-shot: Naruto Uzumaki finds a stray kitten on the streets of Konoha while heading on his way back to his dingy apartment in the slums and saves it from starvation. For the good deed done, the kitten decides to kindly show his affection. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,716 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Vigilante by NoNoWriter reviews
Sasuke is not amused, because the three kids keep on annoying him and Naruto does nothing but grin all day long. NaruSasuNaru citrus of some sort.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,954 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Service all included by Yuuko Uchiha reviews
NaruSasu. At Sasuke's birthday what can you give a man who can get anything he wants? Probably one thing he wouldn't buy himself. A massage! The perfect solution for the workaholic man.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Day in the Car by Black-Sky-Loves-Me reviews
A sequel to A Day at the Dojo. Pretty much just PWP, but it's entertaining in my opinion :P Decent spelling and grammar for those of us who like that...erm and that's about all I have to say. Go read it...please?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Al Dente by SasuNaruJunkie reviews
It seems Naruto needs to learn what 'firm to the bite' means... sensei!Sasuke. SasuNaru PWP,One-shot,NC-17, Mature
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,056 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 68 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Seven Deadly Sins by Anthoinette reviews
The seven deadly sins of Naruto. Sasuke will explain to you how he experiences them. And of course, Naruto will explain Sasuke's sins. Narusasu, please enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Feverish by darkalbino reviews
We all know Sasuke has a tendency to be a bit of a bastard. To him, "no" just means "try harder." And for a sick Naruto, that's no good...or so he thinks. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,490 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Demon Love by TheladyWolf reviews
Sasuke a demon wolf and his love for a certain demon fox. For Valentines Day. : 3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Doctor Uchiha by BakaNekoSan reviews
AU Hm... What's a dirty doctor like Sasuke to do when his high school crush comes to him for a check up? A harmless prostate exam wouldn't be pushing it, would it? Or would it lead on to more activities? Yaoi SasuNaru One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,620 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 97 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
12 days of Christmas by Alrye reviews
Crack fic. I was bored... SasuNaru, Yaoi and implyed smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/21/2007 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Detention by Lyndsay-Marie reviews
NaruSasu smutty oneshot Naruto and Sasuke share a room, a teacher, and all of their classes. So what if Naruto happens to use Sasuke's papers as an outline? And so what if he's late for class sometimes? Graphic sex on a desk. Dirty talk. SasUKE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke's Happy Pill by xRachieChanx reviews
Naruto wants Sasuke to be un emoish. So he goes to the store and gets a certain pill for Sasuke to be 'happy' in many ways. Lets just say he buys extra Viagra for this poor Uchiha and makes him swallow it! See what happens to them! SasuNaru. Yaoi. Read! R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke's Defection and Retrieval: Unedited! by KageKitsune XXX reviews
How they should have tried to stop Sasuke from defecting and how they could eventually get him back! Shameless crack and even more shameless yaoi pimping. It's another NaruSasu fic! Rated 'M' for lemony goodness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Bet by darkalbino reviews
Naruto makes Kiba a bet...and I don't think Sasuke likes it...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
How to Get Out of a Ticket by Miyabi-Maru reviews
SasuNaru. Oneshot. When our favorite blonde finds himself sitting on the side of the road with an idling police car parked behind him, he may have a few ideas as to how to avoid any unnecessary writeups. Or maybe how to walk right in to one.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Guess Who by Hikari M666 reviews
Roped into working at a phone sex hotline, Sasuke loathes his job so much he's ready to kill. And when his very own 'satisfied' boyfriend rings the hotline, will his mood improve? Not bloody likely. SasuNaru, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 70 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lion Dance by Lovely Mocochang.Com reviews
REWRITTEN! Naruto somehow convinces Sasuke to participate with him in the fair, being the front and back end of a Lion. With Naruto's behind so close to Sasuke's face and Sasuke's want for Naruto overpowering him - how do they cope? Swearing and sex. YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,179 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Rich Man Seeks a DaughterSon in Law by Muffin Ruler reviews
Kakashi wants his son to marry a rich girl. He does not care if she it rich, nor beautiful, but he does care that she be kind, and good, and wise. SasuNaru. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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Strip, Baby, Strip reviews
Who wants to play a rousing game of strip poker? A naughty Uchiha. That's who! But who's his victim? Read to find out! Rated M for lots of Yaoi. boyxboy. SasuNaru 2nd Chapter Dedicated to NavyBlueWings
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,654 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Can You Feel My Pain Yet? reviews
Real Love, Real pain. Based upon a true story. M for later chapters. SasuNaru then GaaraNaru. Yaoi. No Like? No Read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,486 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Nosebleed reviews
Woah. Just how many nosebleeds can Sasuke get in less than a 24 hour period especially from just looking at Naruto? Read to find out! SasuNaru Yaoi. Lemon. Bad language. rated M for a reason. If you don't like yaoi I highly suggest that you don't read ths
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Misunderstandings reviews
Can Naruto stop Sasuke from leaving for Orochimaru? Will a confession help? SasuNaru with a LEMON! boyxboy yaoi. I added in my conversation that gave me the insperation for this fic at the end. I have attempted to be funny so let me know if it worked!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Happy? Anniversary reviews
What will Sasuke do when Naruto forgets a very important day? Rated M. yaoi boyxboy Sasunaru. Lemon for reviews. I know i haven't yet but i have a big school project so writing this lemon could take a a long time to do so sorry to all the people waiting.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kakashi the Muffin Eating Pants Stealer reviews
Going on a mission with Team 7 a turn of events causes some strange stuff to go on. What's Kakashi up to now? SasuNaru. Lemon. boyxboy. yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke, why is there a stick up your ass? reviews
Naruto has now shown us the stupidness of making a bet... Oh but what KIND of bet is it? READ AND FIND OUT! lemon and yaoi. boyxboy. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete