Kelsenellenelvial Gil-Ravadry
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Joined 11-02-07, id: 1412006, Profile Updated: 09-05-09
Author has written 8 stories for Nightmare Before Christmas, One Piece, Animaniacs, Cars, Yu-Gi-Oh, and White Collar.

The ability to make a funny face is because God wants to laugh at us when he goes through our yearbooks. -Me

Pretty boring introduction there if I do say so myself.

Well. Not much to tell you, but let's rattle off the usual crap, why don't we?
Name: Kelsenellenelvial Gil-Ravadry-this name used to be much harder so we shortened it. I mean, the Gil used to have two Ls! Call me Kelsy for short.

Name Meaning: In the Spierwielder's Trilogy, which consists of three books (duh) called 'The Woods Out Back, The Dragon's Dagger and The Dragon Slayer, one of the main characters of the land called Farie is an elf named Kelsey. Well, his full name is what's above, but his friends call him Kesley just to tease him. So know you know where my name comes from.

Age: Somewhere between get up and go, and sit down and woah!

Current Residency: Well, first i resided in the womb. Then when my accommodations became to cramped...

Favorite Movie: The Lion King and Sword in the Stone (both Disney) also Robin Hood: Men in Tights. And Cat's Don't Dance, and and...wiat, why do you want to know anyway?

Favorite Song:The Guy Song by Barlow Girl 'American Witch' by Rob Zombie and 'Don't Fight It' by Kenny Loggins.

TV Show: MASH, the original Scooby-Doo, A Haunting, One Piece. Psych is a new favorite. Tim Omundson and James Roday are wicked.

Oath to My Friends

When you are sad . . . I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking weasel who made you sad. When you are scared . . . I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get. When you are worried . . . I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining. When you are confused . . . I will use little words to explain it to you. When you are lost . . . I will answer my cell phone and give you directions. When you are sick . . . I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the porcelain god. And when you fall . . . I will point and laugh at you.

This is my oath . . . I pledge till the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my friend. And the whole reason people have friends is to have fun.

“Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.”

“I'm sorry to say
so but, sadly it's true
that bang-ups and hang-ups
can happen to you"

"And will you succeed?
Yes! You will indeed!
(98 and 3/4 percent guaranteed)”

How to be an Artist: by Sark

Stay loose.
Learn to watch snails.
Plant impossible gardens.
Invite someone dangerous to tea.
Make little signs that say Yes! and post them all over the house.
Make friends with freedom and uncertainty.
Look forward to dreams.
Cry during movies.
Swing as high as you can on a swingset, by moonlight.
Cultivate moods.
Refuse to "be responsible".
Do it for love.
Take lots of naps.
Give money away.
Do it now.
The money will follow.
Believe in magic.
Laugh alot.
Celebrate every gorgeous moment.
Take moonbaths.
Have wild imaginings, transformative dreams, and perfect calm.
Draw on the walls.
Read everyday.
Imagine yourself magic.
Giggle with children.
Listen to old people.
Open up.
Dive in.
Be free.
Bless yourself.
Drive away fear.
Play with everything.
Entertain your inner child.
You are innocent.
Build a fort with blankets.
Get wet.
Hug trees.
Write love letters.

"So we've got stuff in common, after all,

we're just human, after all." -Daft Punk

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A Peculiar Thing Called Love by VanillaSpiders reviews
You can’t really decide who to fall in love with. In modern day, the magic Carpet is just finding this out. Thankfully, he has Genie and Iago to show him the way to romance…but carpets aren't real living things. And you thought *your* relationship was odd
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,507 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Genie, Aladdin
Nobody's Home by PreviouslyTorpe reviews
AU Melissa just wants a friend. Her world is about to be turned upsidedown, inside out, and right-side up when she meets Luffy and Kris. On her high school adventure, what will she gain? What will she lose? And what's a greenhaired boy got to do with it?
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,011 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Sanji
Catch Me If I Trip, Fall, Or Likewise by VanillaSpiders reviews
When Shawn gets shattered, he withdraws into the mindset of a child. Now, there’s only one person who’s broken through to him, and Lassiter isn’t sure he is up for the job of bringing back the psychic. Not that he has much say in the matter, but still...
Psych - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,583 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008
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Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe reviews
Carmen Seville is the new human in town. But the towns people are cars, and they speak for themselves. For in Radiator Springs, one thing must be remembered; it takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.
Cars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,963 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Mater, Lightning
Sweets reviews
The sweetest things his lips have ever touched are as follows: lemon drops, golden caramel, dark chocolate, strawberry tarts, and Neal's sugar-sticky mouth. One more lick and then I'm finished. PeterxNeal
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
King Me and Kiss It reviews
Games are a compromise between intimacy and keeping intimacy away. At least, that's how Yami is seeing it, but he rather be seeing more of Yugi and less of Kaiba, please. YamiXYugi. onesidedYugiXSeto. oneshot.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,682 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
Kingdom Come and We’ll Be Screwed reviews
Everyone but the Warners loved the results of getting them a nanny. So, Plotz tries again, and this time, a shocking discovery is made. This girl actually works! So what’s her secret? Must be the alcohol. oneshot
Animaniacs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
Weakness Versus Strengths reviews
Zoro is forced to make a decision, give up Wado, or his most valuable possession. Then, as if THAT wasn’t nerve racking enough, there is still the aftermath, what conflicts arise for Luffy and Zoro? Should a certain cook intervene? Dedicated to TreeStar
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,288 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
The Optimistic Pessimist reviews
Zoro was an optimistic pessimist. He was always sure things would go wrong. This, of course often led back to his Captain…not that he particularly minded. Please RR. Light ZoLu.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
A Very Powerful Thing reviews
A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it's the only weapon we have. And sometimes, it’s really the only thing Zoro lives for.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
It Came From Locker 2569 reviews
Everyone has skeletons in their closet...but you know the saying, if you have one, then you'd best teach it to dance. But what if this paticular skeleton came from a locker, and not a closet? What happens then?
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/4/2007