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Joined 11-02-07, id: 1412069, Profile Updated: 06-17-11
Author has written 22 stories for Naruto, Mass Effect, and Fallout.

June 8th~

Order of Operation: The Dilettante.

dillz...

Now: Awesome Anonymous.

(Awesome~)


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Title: Confectionery

Sasuke x Hinata

Humor/Romance

[Going Now...]

Trying out new things?

[Going...]

Making these old stories begone?

[Oh lord, going!]

What's up next?

I'm thinking, something a bit depressing.

[D R A M A !!]


((Current Work...))

Confectionery. And video games, you know.

(Whatever...)

Um! Excuse me! Anyone? I. Need. Canon!

(I suppose I'll have to get it myself. So selfish!)


Anything: ask me!

I'm not good at responses, but I will be...sooner or later.

[Someone is going to beat me with a cane.]

Ooh! Look below! Stories :D

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Love Me Not My Chest by milady.otaku reviews
Hinata Hyuuga was never the center of attention, but one simple word changed her life forever- Puberty.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Hinata H., Kiba I.
An Apostate? Me? by Sarah1281 reviews
Emma Hawke has never been the most subtle or sane of apostates, much to the annoyance of the brother that can only watch in amazement and horror as she stumbles her way from refugee to noble to champion in a city as bizarre as she. Eventual AndersXHawke.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 135,221 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Hawke (F), Carver H. - Complete
Unknown Fates by CaitlinxChan
Taking a glimpse at the life of Caitlin Shikai, an Outcast from her destroyed village, will she find what she needs in Konoha?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,517 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Naruto U.
Interactions Between my Neechan and Niisan by milady.otaku reviews
They always act funny around each other. They're so weird. Why can't they be normal like relatives should? Stupid. NejiHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Hinata H., Neji H.
Hate by x.Dark.Twilight.x reviews
-.Roxette.- He hated her, he just hated her.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Roxas, Olette - Complete
Come Sail Away by MinaSeraphina reviews
Eric stayed in Africa for much longer than he planned. When he decides to return to the U.S. he discovers that he can't "go home again", ends up in Chicago and becomes the somewhat reluctant roommate to Jackie Burkhart... with unexpected results. COMPLETE
That '70s Show - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 42,439 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Jackie B., Eric F. - Complete
The Jailer by coalesce reviews
[SasuHina] Obsessed with reviving his clan, Sasuke kidnaps Hinata and imprisons her. She is to give birth to his children, the hybrids of the Byakugan and Sharingan. What he didn't call for, however, was falling in love with his prisoner.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,239 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
The Irony Of Love by juliagulia1017 reviews
[REPOSTED] Tired of Naruto messing up her chances of being with Sasuke, Sakura comes up with a plan to get the dobe out of her hair once and for all. SasuHina, NaruIno, SakuPAKKUN?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,545 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
SorrowFilled Eyes by darkwater-reflection reviews
Hinata notices that Naruto's sowewhat...different. Could it be related to Sasuke's sudden disappearance? Meanwhile, another plot is underway to destroy Konoha again, but it involves someone completely unexpected...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,346 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
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Stab, Smile, and Repeat reviews
He was amazing, smart, and handsome, but he had a girlfriend. Simple solution? She had to be removed — figuratively or literally. Sasuke/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Confectionery reviews
:Sasuke/Hinata: After a night of "fun", Hinata wakes up next to a man she's always hated: Sasuke Uchiha. Yet, they're in the same bed, with wedding rings, and he refuses to give her a divorce. What is a girl to do?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,463 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Sacred Cap reviews
When the Courier sees something she likes, she goes after it. And now, she has only one thing in her eyesight: Boone's beret. F!Courier/Boone
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Courier, C. Boone - Complete
Competition! reviews
To her knowledge, Tali had everything over Miranda — well, besides her endowments. So, the quarian tries to improvise. Shepard/Tali
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
Stray Cats, Commemorative Plates, and Then Some reviews
It started off as just a joke, but Joker is starting to suspect the commander really does have a collecting problem. Shepard/Tali
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Monster reviews
Commander Shepard: tall, handsome, and a blue-eyed heartache. Tali's idea of a perfect man, but is he? ‹Shepard x Tali›
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Two’s Company, Three’s a Crowd, What’s Nine? reviews
›› Sasuke x Hinata ›› Constantly dealing with these dysfunctional people and the fact that he may be a “touchophile”, Sasuke just knew he’d lose his mind sooner or later. Then again, he probably already has.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,067 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
The Wolf and the Mouse reviews
‹‹SasuHina:Holiday Story›› Once under an Uchiha's clutches, always under an Uchiha's clutches. Especially if he has a strong liking towards a little mouse like Hinata Hyuga.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Next Best Thing reviews
She lived in a fairytale, but her story needed mending ― and along comes Prince Charming #2. Sasuke:Hinata:Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sapid Sarcasm reviews
Her life isn't all that great. She's popular: no. She has tons of friends: no. She has a perverted android that sees her as the apple of his eye and can't keep his hands off her: yes. Oh the horror. ‹ Pein x Hinata ›
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,458 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Hinata H., Pain/Pein - Complete
Misery reviews
‹Itachi:Hinata:Sasuke› ‹Reposting Old Chapters› It seemed as if they were destined to fail seeing as things started collapsing from the start. Yet, he still refused to give up on her. Her love gave him ease, making his misery taste sweeter than honey.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,095 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Itachi U., Hinata H.
Too Simple reviews
And, it seemed, everything always starts off the same, even love: simple ― and it will die that way. ::Sasuke x Hinata Romance::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Red Sunset reviews
‹‹ Hiatus/Discontinued ›› She couldn’t believe it at first, but all the proof she needed was right before her very eyes: his fangs, his long bushy tail, the wide dog ears. He was neither a human nor a canine, but both. ‡ Gaara x Hinata ‡
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,444 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Eerie Echo reviews
‹‹Deidara x Hinata›› His delirium would never leave. Caring for an illusion was one thing, but actually having affection for one? She was so different, how could he control himself? His limitless imagination was too creative for his own good.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Deidara, Hinata H.
Love For Profanity reviews
-::HidaHina::- Hidan really only desired one thing: someone who cursed as much as he did.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Hidan, Hinata H. - Complete
Payback Goes Both Ways reviews
Naruto vows to get revenge on Sasuke for Hinata and his noisy "bumps". Sequel to Things That Go Bump Into The Night. //SasuHina\\-//Short and Scandalous\\
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Things That Go Bump Into The Night reviews
Naruto hates things that go bump into the night. Especially when it's Hinata and Sasuke because they bump every night. //SasuHina\\-//Short and Simple\\
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Very Much Potential Wife reviews
Story for LoVe Is OnLy An IlLuSiOn, who wanted something like Master's Pet \\ShikaHina\\ Shikamaru wants nothing but the perfect life: Wife, dog, kids. Yet he's turning 27, and still has nothing. So he "conjures" up a little plan //Rated T for abduction//
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,119 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Hinata H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Axe Effect reviews
Axe. A male's best friend, especially if you have a good-girl girlfriend like Naruto. Hinata is, was, always that good girl. //NaruHina// Rated M for my paranoia. Drabbl-ish.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Master's Pet reviews
See what happens when you don't follow the rules? ::NejiHina:: ::Mature, hence Explicitness::
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Unconventional reviews
This was his daily routine, but today was a little different than others. ::PeinHina:: Drabble. Flames: No.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Pain/Pein, Hinata H. - Complete
Forget Me Nots reviews
:AU. SasuHina . Naruto takes Sasuke to a Day Spa for his birthday, giving the Uchiha back what he lost: Sweet Memories.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,247 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete