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Trainer of love
by Screeching Twilight reviews
Bella Swan is an average woman she’s nineteen and 150 pounds. When she decides, for the sake of her Boyfriend to lose weight she hires a trainer… Edward Cullen. A story of laughs, sadness, fluff, romance, hurtcomfort and so much more.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 11/12/2007
Heaven and Hell
by Dead Chick Walking reviews
All the main people who died in the Underland Chronicles. Together. In the same place. Trapped. Rated T for language, sexual reference, and one-sided rat luff.
Underland Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,449 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
The player and the mongoose
by Edward ate my eye at dinner reviews
Edward Cullen is a player who loves sex and challenge. Bella Swan is a girl with high moral beliefs. What happens when Edward has a bet to sleep with but he falls in love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007
Kill Jacob lyrics reviews
Theses are a few songs that my freind and I wrote when we were bored. Its better than it sounds. Its twilight in song! It makes death and pain festive! cHAP 2 UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007