Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Artemis Fowl.
My name is Jess and I'm now 22. I am from the USA, so if I ever mess something up in a story, it's because of cultural differences and I've had too much on my hands to research Britain. Sorry if there is a problem with that!
Height: Average, leaning towards the tall end (between 5'6'' and 6')
Hair: So my hair was long again...however, it is now above my shoulder, the shortest I've had my hair in practically forever. Maybe since about 2001/2002..
Eyes: Green. Well, mainly green. I have the eyes that are green most of the time but sometimes change to being a bluer green depending on what I'm wearing. Someone actually argued with me about what color my eyes were. They're on my body, they have been there for my whole life, I think I know what color they are.
Weight: I'm quite a bit more then the weight I want to be (which isn't skinny...). I'm more then 150 but less then 200.
Background: I'm a military brat. That means I've lived in several different places and the longest I've stayed in one house is 3 years though if it wasn't for my parents divorce and my mom dragging me with her, it would have been 11 years.
Roots: My mom fondly calls my brother and I mutts when it comes to talking about enthnic backgrounds. I am 3/8's German, 3/8's French, 1/8 Danish, and 1/8 English, Irish, and Scottish. It's a very interesting combination...
I like most pairings. I haven't really found one I really hated (though, if you go to the character lists in the HP section, there is a Hermione/basilisk pairing I find odd).
I am not homophobic, so those pairings are included sometimes. I do draw the line with some characters (like tough characters getting uncharacteristically sappy). I personally think that those types of relationships, when went about the right way, can be stronger in some ways to heterosexual couples because of the difficulties many of them have to deal with in their lives. And there is my soapbox for the evening.
I like most Harry Potter crossovers I've read. I really like HP/Charmed, but not where Harry hooks up with a charmed one or Hermione is a lost sister. I take it as it comes otherwise.
Stories that take place after the war and have Harry adopting Teddy. There's a plus if Ginny acts like a total bitch (not that I don't like her, but I end up reading more stories with Ginny bashing then ones with HP/GinW...)
Flames (someone, point me to someone who likes flames. I felt like pointing out the obvious)
Narrowmindedness (another word I'm not sure exists, but hey, you get what I mean anyways. Right?)
Homophobia (who cares? Love is too precious a thing to care about gender...)
People who try to convert me (I have declared myself agnostic but was born and raised Catholic. Don't like that? Well, you'll have to deal. Or, PM me and we can have a religion debate. I love those)
I actually really don't like Twilight but for some reason I'm hooked on Twilight crossovers. There was another book/movie I didn't like, but can't think of what it was...
These lists will be improved upon as I think of them. This is straight off the top of my head, so I will probably have more to add later.
Oh, and I also like green and blue. Also love debates about things not thought about (besides religion) like the whole "Is Slytherin evil" debate. Love them!
Innocent Hunters: Pairings: HP/SS, AF/MP
An idea I had because there aren't many Artemis Fowl/Harry Potter crossovers and even the few I've seen were terrible. The storyline is that Harry has vanished from the Wizarding world delivering an ultimatum: to declare two of the people he's loved most in the world innocent, even though for one of them it is too late. They employ Artemis Fowl to be the defense for Sirius Black and Severus Snape. This is slash and there is MPREG. If there's a problem, just don't read it. Talk to me and I'll allow you to take some of the ideas and write a version without these things, but I like it this way so far. I expect the story to be no more then twenty chapters, of which I am on chapter 5 I believe. Also, this story does not take into account Artemis Fowl: The Time Paradox and I definitely know now that Deathly Hollows will not be taken into account. I've decided that I definitely hate the idea of the Deathly Hollows so there will be no mentions of them. Also, Remus is alive.
Run Away Love: Pairings: HP/OC, bunch of OC/OC, and DM/OC as of my notes now
I was in a class almost a year ago when the first scene with Harry popped into my head. I decided, since none of my other stories had this and I liked this plot in many stories, that Dumbledore would be manipulative and somewhat evil. I also made Severus good and to have him take a mentor/guardianship role over Harry. Most of this story is going to take place in the states and when they finally get there, there will be a time jump. I'm not going to write chapters detailing absolutely nothing. It's boring for me, it's probably boring for you, so it's not going to happen. I will put in some of my notes into the story, as I will be proud of some of them when I get the kinks worked out. The story will be more then twenty chapters. It does not include most things from the books, though some of the major characters and some of the minor characters will have important roles in the story.
11 May 2010: Ok, here's the story, folks. School has wrecked havoc on my creativity mindset with taking English 111 and 112 back to back and I've had to pull out everything in my head to write my papers for that class. Add taking Calculus 2 and Object-Oriented Programming plus work, my life has been very hectic the past few months. And those are just things I chose to do. Our basement also flooded back in March and we've finally gotten most of the stuff back in the basement. I also messed up my knee. So while I do like to write for everybody, it just hasn't been realistic.
That being said, I have been working on re-writing some of BBE, but it's slow since the only time I've really had the drive to write has been during my Economics class, which is a joke. That being said, I expect chapter 4 to be up by the end of the month. I do have a direction I'm going to take, so everyone is going to have to be a bit more patient. Thanks and I hope everyone has been having a good past couple months.
27 July 2011: -looks at above posting- Okay, wow. Holy crap does time fly by. Honestly, I had planned on finishing my revisions and updating last May however, my dad decided to spring a trip to Maine on me, I attempted to take two summer courses, and then I started a new job at Staples. In case anyone's unaware as to what Staples is, it's an office supply store which does the dreaded Back to School deals and coupons. Anyone working retail at stores selling clothes and school supplies during Back to School knows what I mean when I say Back to School season is Hell. Customers are frustrated that merchandise is not on the shelf, everyone tries to purchase items at the same time, and merchandise is constantly coming in. So suddenly I was launched into trying to figure out my new job, plus I started a new semester last August which resulted in enough all nighters without concentrating on additional writings. I was also baby sitting.
Furthermore, my great grandfather passed away this past January. While in a way it was relieving because he had been declining in health over the past few years, it was still hard to see, especially since my great grandmother is still alive. They had just celebrated their 75th wedding anniversary the previous June. The next month my grandmother, at the age of 69, passed away after her kidneys started shutting down three days before her actual passing. Thankfully my father was able to be at her side at the time. And now, one of my coworkers passed away in a car accident this past Saturday. While I probably should have mentioned that updates would be slow/practically on hiatus, I did not and I apologize for not giving forewarning.
On that note, I'm not going to make promises on when I'm going to update. I find that people get more upset when I make a promise and then don't make the time limit. I will state that I do not plan on abandoning my stories.