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Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, and Gossip Girl.

basically, i'm insane.

i don't know if i'll ever post a multichaptered fic, seeing as how my attention span is way too short. i have more ideas than i know what to with, and most of them don't get written. even drabbles and oneshots, i write half of, and then come back to it. and the only reason i really post things on here is because i feel way creepy when i don't, and just kindof lurk on here, in ur base, reedin ur ficz.

yeah.

i also tend to be really specific with pairings. if i like a certain pairing, i can't read other pairings involving either one of the two. i just can't.

unless it's like, leading up to it. like a narusaku, but then he breaks up with her and realizes his love for his teme. that sort of thing.

or angsty, "i don't love you and you don't love me, and we're both thinking of someone else/are totally broken and needy" sex. that's good too. (:

pairings i'm particular about.

sasunaru.
harry/draco.
akuroku.
soriku.
zemyx.
wincest.
and hitachiincest.

..i think that's about it.

pairings i can read as a side pairing or in a drabble/character study.

pretty much anyone else in the narutoverse other than sasuke and naruto can be paired up, and i'm cool with it.
ron/hermione.
albus severus/scorpius.
pretty much anyone in the kingdom hearts games except for the four above can be together, and i'm alright.
kyouya/tamaki.
mori/honey.

there's only one special case, concerning final fantasy vii.
i'm fine with cloud having angsty sex with pretty much anyone.
but he can only be in love with zack.
he can't be actually caring about someone in a more than platonic way except zack.
i don't even know why that's like that, but it is.

..if you haven't noticed, i'm neurotic. hah, like you care.
so, yeah. if this hasn't put you off, read my stuff?

/shameless ficpimping.

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In the cold of space you find the heat of suns vFF by Mannah Pierce reviews
Can his spacer crew keep Sasuke alive and his identity secret so he survives to lead a new Uchiha? Will the fox-boy they acquire affect Kakashi's carefully laid plans? Naru/Sasu/Naru Kakashi/Iruka Neji/Shikamaru plus other M/M and a few M/F. SciFi. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 92 - Words: 234,833 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Boys Of Summer by Even Gods Dream reviews
AU Taito Matt has been unwillingly shipped off to Summer Camp after his father decided to go away for the summer. Tai has willingly spent his last few summers there and this year takes a liking to his blonde roommate. Rating will change
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,834 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Yamato I./Matt, Taichi Y./Tai K.
It's not like that! by BornOneWing reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has a mental condition which makes him hallucinate a whole universe of ninja. When his parents send him to a special school for the mentally ill, he was in for a surprise. Not to mention that bastard teacher, Uchiha Sasuke. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,214 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Dead Last by rosesareblue reviews
To win a warped bet, Sasuke crossdresses as a schoolgirl. A misogynist, he sees NO advantage in being a girl, till he meets the vocal of Konoha's hottest band. In order to woo a certain dobe, Sasuke must learn the darkest female arts: fangirling. BL.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,096 - Reviews: 2818 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 1,961 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
An English Assassin In Paris by bugby reviews
Monsieur Axel Bontecou is Paris' most famed detective. Never has there been a case that he could not solve. Never has there been a criminal that he could not catch. But when he meets someone that might surpass even his skills - what will become of him?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,580 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Axel, Roxas
Agony and Rapture by yourcherrylips reviews
A peek into the romance of Blue Bloods and life of Schuyler Van Alen. Living with the Forces has proved to be harder than she thought. And when dangerous secrets are revealed, Schuyler's own resolve is tested. J/S, postMasquerade.
Blue Bloods - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 106,181 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 5/23/2007
StarCrossed by Adagio To A Wolf reviews
All the ballads say that opposites never make it. Here's a few Songfics for Beka and Rosto, filled with the hope that being Star-crossed, does not mean fated to fail. Will be a series of oneshots, outside of Bloodhound. Please R&R. T-to be safe.
Beka Cooper series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,679 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 1/27/2008
Final Fantasy Versus XIII: Tsubomi by UchihaEna reviews
Noctis Lucis Caelum, powerful prince and lone surviver of Tenebrae, is whisked away from his steel-trapped kingdom to the outside world by a trio of vagabonds. However, when circumstances grow dire, Noctis must choose between friendship and his duties...
Final Fantasy Versus XIII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 27,748 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 2/18/2009
A New Hope by magewhisper705 reviews
My take on what happens after Lady Knight. This is my first fanfic, so please be nice. Constructive criticism is very much appreciated. KelDom. Chapter 8 is up!
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,068 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 9/16/2007
A Wistful Love by Lupus17 reviews
It's 5 years after the Scanran War and everyone is at the palace. Neal and Yuki are married and expecting their 1st child. Kel finds herself yearning for the same love that her best friends share. What about Dom? Could he be having similar feelings? KD
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,627 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Keladry, Domitan
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3602 - Favs: 5,374 - Follows: 1,278 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2130 - Favs: 3,540 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
10 GB of Love by spklvr reviews
Bored while transfering a 10 GB file on his laptop, Cloud decides to chat online. On the other side of the continent, Leon is forced to enter the same chat-room. A simple online conversation turns into something more, but nothing is easy.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,836 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L.
LOST and LOST 2 by edwardsoul reviews
Lost 1-7 years later Edward comes back. Bella's a tough NYC girl who vows to take down C-Corp. What happens when she learns who owns C-Corp? LOST 2- Simmons is introduced to a female vampire.He's dated many beautiful women,what happens when me meets her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 159,504 - Reviews: 2449 - Favs: 2,069 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Bella, Edward
Two Quarters and a Heart Down by Skabooom reviews
Connect 3 & Mitchie return as counselors. Mitchie & Shane are together but Shane doesn't feel right. Rather than break her heart he decides to stay with her until he meets Maxxie Oliver, a young dance counselor who changes the way Shane sees things. slash
Crossover - Skins & Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,590 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Maxxie O., Shane G.
Everything He Needs by K.Y. Lowell reviews
After trying to lose himself in pain, Noctis realizes what he really needs has been there all along. -Noctis x Prompto-
Final Fantasy Versus XIII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Complete
Hero's Song by Lioness's Heart reviews
A series of songfics based on the heroines of Tortall and the people around them! Newest addition: Beka: Twisted. Everyone said is was wrong and that she was crazy. But Beka didn't care - she had Rosto, and that was all that mattered to her anymore...
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 52,517 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Narcissus by keir reviews
HikaruxKaoru, TamakixKyouya / Kaoru fears he is losing his twin to Haruhi's charms. Who would have thought that Tamaki and Kyouya would be the ones to help him win his sibling back? R for swearing, sexual situations, twincest, etc.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,314 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
American Girl by Twifan reviews
Isabella, a regular college student, wins a tour of Europe from a contest. A million dollars to go backpacking through all of Europe over the summer. What happens when her tour guide is the handsome and British Edward Masen? ExB AH - Continued
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,311 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Loop by Frozen Shattered Roses reviews
My name is Naruto and I'm cursed. I'm trapped in a loop of time, reliving the final fourteen years of my life for the third time. Only this time things will be different, because this time I have a plan to escape. Rated T for language & so on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,424 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Naruto U.
Three times when Sasuke didn’t kiss Naruto by kally77 reviews
Three times Sasuke messed up, and one time he and Naruto finally got it right. SasuNaruSasu, spoilers for manga, now complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,196 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Sons Of Ipswarts by clockwork-arrest reviews
Trouble is brewing for the Sons of Ipswich when they end up at Hogwarts by accident! Especially because a certain boy in glasses is not pleased by their coming...CovenantHarry Potter Crossover. Guaranteed Hilariousness Ensues!
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,162 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008
remember to cut along the dotted line by teethandnails reviews
he nods. — ‹onesided rikusora›
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Angelic Divine by BlackXangelsXofXLight reviews
A Blue Bloods story, set after Masquerade. Schuyler is now living with the Forces, joy. When a mysterious girl comes into town will she hold the key to Schuyler's past and her destiny? And why is Bliss so important? JackSchuyler BlissDylan
Blue Bloods - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,117 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 8/26/2007
Golf, Not My Sport by Hiki-chan reviews
Naruto is heir to the Uzmaki Enterprise and has just found out the Uchiha Corp wants to merge with his father’s company. If they merge, Uzumaki Enterprise will soar above many others so Naruto was all for it until he meet his to be partner, Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,585 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Double Tall Extra Hot Draco Malfoy With Whip by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I no longer remember why I felt like writing a Draco in Seattle story, but this is it. LOL! YES, there are mature adult situations herein. As usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,276 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 77 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Thief's Kiss by Seto's Darkness reviews
Naruto is the phantom thief. Sasuke is an investigator determined to catch him, at all costs [SasuNaru AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,670 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Give Way by Kanarah J reviews
The detachment from his former home has left Sora with a bitter sweet feeling. However, with his new roommate Riku's biting past, the move is likely to give him more than a new address.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,533 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Yesterday by Senket reviews
On Squall Leonhard and Cloud Strife, and their ability to communicate without words. AU High School fic. Past SephirothCloud, Past SeiferSquall, Eventual Cloud.Leon.Cloud
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,821 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L.
Please, Teacher! by Seto's Darkness reviews
Naruto's not really into studying, but everything changes when the new teacher, Uchiha Sasuke, arrives [SasuNaru, Teacher!Sasuke fanfic]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,496 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Strange Encounter by Insanity's Partner reviews
Remember how on Stephenie Meyer's website she talked about the uncanny similarities she found when she visited Forks? Well, what if one of those similarities happened to be that she found two certain people in a certain meadow...? AU OOC Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
Alanna, the Tom Cat by Dovebean reviews
Yes, Alanna went to the convent. No, she did not go quietly.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,217 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Tortall
Dispatch to the Sea Floor by Sowing Poppies reviews
akuroku. high school. Roxas's dad is a total dick, his academic career is going nowhere, and sometimes, from certain angles, his best friend looks hot enough to kiss. It's strange. This year is starting to feel like the last.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,934 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Attack Of The Cliches! by NotToBeMessedWith reviews
Sick of overly cliched Twilight fics? Well, here's your chance to laugh at exactly how stupid they are! A new cliche whenever I can! Now featuring cliches written by our readers! I do love being cruel... T for some swearing. And remember to hate on Jake!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 24,727 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
The Subtle Art of Uchiha Seduction by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke's finally decided on his chosen mate, and he pursues him with the same ruthless determination he does everything else. Unfortunately, it's all too subtle for Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Fell in Love with a Boy by OO83 reviews
-AU-Yaoi-SasuNaru- Love is tough in high school, but it's downright impossible when you're a boy in love with another boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,236 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 1,543 - Follows: 1,386 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 4/2/2004
Cohabitation by fool.0 reviews
Sasuke starts calling Naruto "The Misses" behind his back two months after moving in with him. It was, in retrospect, akin to ritual suicide.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Silk and Diamonds by indiaga reviews
FINALLY it's finished! 42 chapters, 9 months since it started. Hope you all enjoy it as much as I've enjoyed writing it! Thank you, and goodnight
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 59,384 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Complete
Hidden In Plain Sight by sussiekitten reviews
AU - Eragon couldn't believe it. He had done it this time; gone and fallen for his anti-social and bastardly roommate of all people! With scheming friends and a sarcastic Internet buddy he'll soon realise that things have only just begun. Slash, M/E
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,687 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Eragon S., Murtagh - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8381 - Favs: 7,519 - Follows: 1,728 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Wrong by moony85 reviews
They were all convinced we couldn't stand each other. They were wrong. tony/maxxie
Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,432 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008
The Gossip Boys by RedRogue reviews
Covenant x Gossip Girl Crossover: Tyler's back after a year in New York, bringing his longtime girlfriend Blair and Reid's cousin Serena home with him. At least Gossip Girl won't be spying out all the drama in Ipswich. Or will she? A bit AU.
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,532 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008
In My Eyes by Adagio To A Wolf reviews
The amazing team of Lioness's Heart and Lady Wolf bring you "In My Eyes" a two shot, pulling from the journals of Rosto the Piper, King of the Rogue, and Beka Cooper, Terrier and Bloodhound of the Provosts Guard.
Beka Cooper series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,320 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Complete
Sweet Sorrow by ohxmyxria reviews
AU:My breath caught in my throat. There was something about her. Who was I kidding? It was everything about her! Her soft brown locks of hair. The pale, glowing tone of her skin. But her eyes, deep pools of topaz, were what sealed Edward Masen's fate. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,759 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Edward, Bella
I JUST BOUGHT A CULLEN! YAY? by bloody ampersand reviews
So you've just bought a CULLEN from CULLEN CORPORATION. First, though, you need to read the owner's manuals. Here they are, and don't skip! Remember what happened when you did that with the coffee maker? Your EDWARD is a lot more complex than that!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008
Bloodhound by Adagio To A Wolf reviews
Bloodhound fanfic edition! Beka and her Dogs are chasing fake silver. Suspicions mounts as the scent points to her friends. All the while, Beka's magic is changing! Will she be the Bloodhound, and smell the rat amongst the Rats? Read Final Author's Note.
Beka Cooper series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 124,453 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Complete
The Trip of Your Life by kekame reviews
I've been having these weird thoughts lately. Like, is any of this for real, or not? What if the answer to the first line of the game was actually 'or not? Axel is a psychiatric intern that will help 3 schizophrenic teens tell truth from fiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,519 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Sora, Riku
Oh, Those New York City Drivers by LunaEquus reviews
Picks up immediately after the last sentence of TSFT. Canon Karma with a happy ending! SPOILERS AHEAD!
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
Sweet Misery by LunaEquus reviews
A modern tale of A Great and Terrible Beauty. Still the same sorrow, love, and drama, only set in present day New York City. How might this setting change things for Gemma and Company? ON HIATUS! Sorry guys! 8C
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,649 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007
Edward's MasterCard by pandorasnotebook reviews
This is the first in my Twilight commercals series. It is Bella's 18th birthday...but something is bothering Edward. Edward'sPOV. This is a bad summary. Just read it. It's fun! oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
Snowflakes and Sweethearts by dashboardlver reviews
While everyone around her is cozying up for midwinter with their sweethearts, Kel is left feeling lonely and unappealing. What does she do about it?....KD
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,570 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/11/2007 - Published: 11/9/2007
Demons by LunaEquus reviews
When Gemma uses the magic to save Kartik's life, he starts acting strangely. What are these demons that plague them?
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,367 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Complete
The Rogue and his Dog by The-Vegetable-Queen reviews
When a vengeful mage transforms Beka, she finds herself shunned by friends who don't recognize her. Only when she rescues Rosto does someone see worth in her new form. They work together to rescue Pounce and change her back. RostoxBeka
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Tortall, Tortall
The Ukette by myinukoi reviews
1 uke. 15 semes. 1 mansion. Who will rise above the other semes and claim Naruto as their own? Bachelor.Bachelorette parody.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,340 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Naruto U.
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 1,991 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Goodnight by ThJaFl reviews
Beka sings a song her Ma used to sing to her for Pounce. Guess who overhears? Songfic to Goodnight My Someone. Terrier Fanfic.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Tortall
Spence University by LunaEquus reviews
College students in present day. Need I say more? Essentially plotless drabble. It's a laugh, I promise.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,493 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 5/9/2007
Fish Puppy by idyllic nocturne reviews
Life was never simple, but it was easier before Rosto moved in! And stupid Pounce is taking his side now as well! A modern Beka Cooper.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Tortall
Twentythirds by Erisabesu reviews
When one ritual dies, another is born. [SasuNaruSasu] Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,196 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Madame d'Aulnoy by fool.0 reviews
There is a man trying to fit a glass shoe three sizes too small on Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,248 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Of Colours by jyj reviews
NARUSASU: blue is not the colour of my skin from where you gripped my hips.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tuna and Crackers ON CRACK by kekame reviews
Can you EVEN IMAGINE with a title like this?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Sora, Roxas - Complete
A parody of sorts by Deranged Little Monkey reviews
The tragic tale of Ebony Blood Rose Gothic Darkness Dementia Chlamydia Amy Lee. Mary Sues and excessive OOC. Note: If you don't get it, read 'My Immortal' or 'Ghost of You'. If you still don't get it, look up the word parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,814 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - OC - Complete
Hogwart's Express by Missie DuCaine reviews
Now boarding Hogwart's Interdimensional Express. Please mind the gap. Slashy. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 43 - Words: 49,667 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Civilizing Kartik by LunaEquus reviews
In order to be accepted into the new Order, Kartik must agree to an initiation. Expect lots of grace, charm, and beauty and sweet pinkies out action! Last chapter up! Now complete.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,396 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 3,120 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
By My Command by Seto's Darkness reviews
Sasuke discovers an interesting Command Jutsu… and uses it on Naruto. The result? Naruto's forced to do everything Sasuke wanted him to do. [SasuNaru YAOI]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 244 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Gemma and Kartik go to 7 11 by LunaEquus reviews
Libba Bray, on her LiveJournal, joked about Gemma and Kartik going to a Victorian 7 11. This is that idea realized. Hilarity ensues! Please read and review!
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Complete
From Six by H.E. Gray reviews
Creating a jutsu is dangerous. Too bad an eleven year old Naruto didn't know that. AU, Naruto with MPD.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,923 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 1,159 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Naruto U.
Heaven and Hell by Baby Morrison reviews
Gabriel was expelled from heaven in the past, supposedly for dictating the Qur'an to Arabic scribes, but could there be another reason? (Yes, I have stooped so low as to SLASH the Bible.)
Bible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/21/2006 - Published: 4/9/2005
And No More Dreams by Rurouni Star reviews
[oneshot] You can't dream with your eyes wide open. You can't live if you aren't dreaming.
Spirited Away - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
A Mary Sue Parody by ashanta reviews
A group of Mary Sues enter Hogwarts, but find their typical charms and perfections somehow failing to get the reactions they usually warrant. Harry and Ron finally figure out the Sues weakness, with Special Guest Appearance by Hogwarts' Resident Man-Ho.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,014 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/18/2005 - Published: 8/27/2004
Augur by Ookami-chan reviews
It was the greatest of insults. To forcefully cram such a perfect, beautiful body as his into this...this... child.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/7/2005
Another Wolf by dragonsnap reviews
And now the wolf is at my door, and things are never going to be like before. KakaSaku. Important Notice in Chapter 4
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,539 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/19/2004 - Published: 1/19/2004 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
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Ambiguity reviews
The sasuaru vampire fic that isn't really being written.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sweat reviews
Axel only has so much self-control. Roxas should know that by now. AU drabble.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Axel, Roxas
Heartless reviews
But he knows, like all Bass men are raised to know, that he is corrupt and not fit for purity and innocence. drabble.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2009
Flicker reviews
darkfic. drabble. the sad thing is, he never really liked her. riku/kairi, one-sided riku/sora.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Cherry Chapstick reviews
Need I say more? SasuNaru drabble. Smells of cherries and crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete