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Author has written 2 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's, and Kingdom Hearts.

Yo I'm Mindfreak101, but you can just call me Mindfreak.

Here’s to the crazy ones!
The misfits!
The rebels!
The troublemakers!
The round pegs in the square holes.
The ones who see things differently.
They’re not fond of rules.
And they have no respect for the status quo.
You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them.
About the only thing you can’t do is ignore them.
Because they change things.
They push the human race forward.
And while some may see them as the crazy ones,
We see genius.
Because the people who are crazy enough to think
they can change the world,
Are the ones who do.
/GM2 Fagan you rule man! Also, thank you Jack Kerouac for this inspiring quote.

Name:Not telling

Place of Residence: Location location location

Age: 18

Sex: pervert

Gender: Male (why didn't you say so?)

My favorite manga are Bleach, Naruto, Prince of Tennis, Buso Renkin, and Deathnote. I love to read manga. They have interesting story plots and cool characters that make them fun to read.

My fav. music: Rock and Country

You might want to use the scroll bar at the side if you want to get to the bottom.

You know you're obsessed with Naruto when you,

· Dye your hair blond and try to walk up a tree.

· Live by a strict diet of only ramen.

· Call your semester exam a chuunin exam.

· Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.

· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan".

· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.

· Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.

· Start adding the words -chan and -kun on the end of your friends names.

· Paste a piece of paper that says Icha Icha Paradise on the front of adult books.

· Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Summoning Jutsu to summon the toad king.

· Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.

· Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.

· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori!" as you pass out.

· Join a website and use the name Neji as yours.

· Start to call your teachers Sensei.

· Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharingan.

· Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.

· When someone ask you who your dream girl is and you say Ino.

· Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.

· Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.

· Refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura.

· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.

· Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.

· Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.

· Put a picture of Hinata in your wallet and tell your friends it's your girlfriend.

· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.

· Can spout out a random character quote on command.

· Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.

· Sneak around and try to beat your grandfather.

· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why!".

· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.

· Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea. (have not been bitten yet)

· Read manga 24 hours non-stop.

· Decide that if you can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times.

· Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".

· When you run, you run with your arms behind you.

· Try to walk on top of a hot spring.

· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.

· Write your name in blood on a big scroll.

· Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you are cooler and smarter.

· You refuse to have a girlfriend because you want to win Sakura's heart.

· You paint the kyubii seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.

· You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.

· You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.

· You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.

· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha clan.

· You always wear green, skintight clothes.

· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.

· You dye your hair white and spy on girls.

· You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage.

· You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons.

· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.

· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.

· You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru.

· Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunai!"

· You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.

· Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.

· You faint when someone touches your forehead.

· You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.

· You try to kill your brother every day.

· Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find.

· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.

· You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor.

· You always wear an orange jumpsuit.

· You claim your life goal is to kill your brother.

· You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth".

· You add the words "Believe it!" to the end of each sentence.

· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.

· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of death!".

· You always carry a large fan behind you.

· You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.

· In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"

· Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.

· Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.

· Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.

· Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.

· When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.

· When fighting someone, you attack to hit them at their chakra points.

· You name your pig Ton-ton.

· You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.

· You yell "Leaf Whirlwind!" when kicking a soccer ball.

· You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.

· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.

· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.

· When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.

· You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.

· You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.

· You have a frog wallet.

· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.

· You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.

· Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate.

· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.

· You keep paper shuriken in your fanny pack.

. You copy and paste this into your profile so everyone knows you are Naruto Crazy. /this is courtesy of Kikyo-chan93.(with a few alterations by moi.)

If you have attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this in your signature.

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Colombian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) Repost and show you care

2) Ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus’ arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

One more child that will never smile.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

A True Story

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 percent of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

"Es gibt nix, was es nicht gibt", translated "There is nothing which can't exist." I believe that is true and whether you do or not, more particularly the NOT, does not concern me!

50 Facts of Chuck Norris

1) The first rule of Chuck Norris is: You do not talk about Chuck Norris.

2) Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

3) The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

4) Chuck Norris did in fact build Rome in a day.

5) Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.

6) When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

7) Chuck Norris does not read books; he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

8) Chuck Norris does not wear a watch; HE decides what time it is.

9) Outer space exists because it is afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.

10) Chuck Norris is so fast that he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

11) Chuck Norris uses a nightlight; not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

12) Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

13) When Chuck Norris does a pushup he isn’t pushing himself up, he is pushing the Earth down beneath him.

14) If a tree falls in the woods, does anybody hear it? Yes, Chuck Norris hears it; Chuck Norris can hear everything.

15) Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a fully loaded pistol, and won.

16) Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave because revenge is a dish best served cold.

17) If by some incredible space–time paradox Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he’d win. Period.

18) When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.

19) There is no such thing as global warming; Chuck Norris was cold so he turned up the sun.

20) All ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. Most however, just grow up to be killed by Chuck Norris.

21) Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection can result in blindness, and possible large foot–shaped bruises on the face.

22) How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

23) When you’re Chuck Norris, anything anything is equal to one … one roundhouse kick to the face!

24) Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

25) Chuck Norris does not “style” his hair. It lies perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

26) Lightning never strikes the same place twice because Chuck Norris is looking for it.

27) There is no such thing as a “tornado”. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

28) Chuck Norris let the dogs out.

29) Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of sixteen. Seconds.

30) Chuck Norris is not only a noun but a verb.

31) The Manhattan Project was not intended to make nuclear weapons. It was originally meant to recreate the awesomely destructive power of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. They didn’t even come close.

32) Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart is not nearly foolish enough to attack him.

33) Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared to question his motives.

34) Chuck Norris has literally beaten the odds. With his fists!

35) Chuck Norris can kick threw all six degrees of separation. Hitting anyone, anywhere – in the face – at any time.

36) Chuck Norris can in fact “raise the roof”. And he can do it with one hand.

37) Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know, except the meaning of the term “mercy”.

38) Paper beats Rock, Rock beats Scissors, and Scissors beats paper. But Chuck Norris beats all three at the same time.

39) Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight and the knife lost.

40) If you ever work in an office with Chuck Norris, NEVER ask for his “three hole punch”.

41) Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

42) The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN. These are also Chuck Norris’ initials. This is not a coincidence.

43) Chuck Norris’ pulse is measured on the Richter scale.

44) Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life … unless it gets in his way.

45) America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

46) Dinosaurs went extinct because of the Chuck–Norrisasurus.

47) If at first you don’t succeed … then your not Chuck Norris.

48) Chuck Norris knows the last digit of Pi.

49) Chuck Norris can taste lies.

50) Behind Chuck Norris’ beard there is not a chin; there is only another fist.

I would like to thank Nightwolf214 and chucknorrisfacts.com for these must follow rules.Copy this onto your profile to appease Chuck Norris!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends. Thank you nightwolf214.

Proud members of the Itty Bitty Titty Comity unite! If you think Sakura rocks copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list!: NightWolf214, Mindfreak101

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.


If you cannot stand child abuse, please copy and paste this into your profile!


If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

:Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one. Don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3.Your first initial?

4.Your month of birth?

5.Which color do you like more, black or white?

6.Name of a person of the same sex as yours?

7.Your favorite number?

8.Do you like California or Florida more?

9.Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10.Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down.

(don't cheat

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2.If you choose:

Red: You're alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K:You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.:The year will go by very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June:You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.:You will have a great year and experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great but you'll eventually find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction,it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7.This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8.If you choose...

California:You like adventure

Florida:You are a laid back person.

9.If you choose...

Lake:You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean:You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10.This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(I always change my penname)(tehehehe)PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Emo Marionette Bella-chan, Sakura4eva, Nightwolf214, Mindfreak101.

This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:

My name is Sarah I am but three,
My eyes are swollen I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made my daddy so mad?
I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up all the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark; my folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just one whipping tonight
Don't make a sound! I just heard a car
My daddy is back from Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse; my name he calls
I press myself against the wall.
I try and hide from his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now; I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping he shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault that he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me and yells at me more,
I finally get free and I run for the door.
He's already locked it and I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor with my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues with more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream... but its now much too late
His face has been twisted into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain again and again
Oh, please God, have mercy! Oh please, let it end!
And he finally stops and heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless; sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah and I am but three,
Tonight my daddy, murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

If you have been a fan of Sakura (from Naruto) since the beginning episodes, copy and paste this onto you profile and add your name to the list:Sakura4eva, NightWolf214, Mindfreak101.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part
of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list:
AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, moodiful819, TrinityFire13Guardian137, NorthernLights25, Sakura4eva, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, SarcasticallyTroublesomeGirl,Mitsukai Tsubasa,Gforcemember45, Zillah 91, NightWolf214, Mindfreak101,...

- The number 117 isn't just Master Chief's identification, it's the length of his penis... in yards.
- There is no energy shield. Projectiles just stop before hitting the Chief.
- Master Chief doesn't need weapons to kill things, the weapons need Master Chief
- The Spartan Mark V armor actually broke because it couldn't contain Master Chief's awesomeness.
- If the marines just stay out of his way, Master Chief can finish the entire Halo story before you can say 'Halo'.
- The Chief did scare some Elites. So much that even their armor colors turned white, that's why there are white armored Elites.
- Microsoft doesn't own Master Chief. On the contrary, the Master Chief owns Microsoft.
- Master Chief's voice has the power to give women orgasms. The helmet he wears merely keeps that from happening.
- There are no Hackers, Modders, Glitches, Lag, and Cheaters. You losers were playing against the Master Chief and he's a better player than you.
- Gordon Freeman sleeps in Master Chief pajamas.
- All leading causes of death among aliens involves Master Chief.
- There was indeed an ending for Halo 2. Your X-Box just can't handle it after loading the Master Chief.
- When the Master Chief files his Tax Returns, he sends in the forms with plasma grenades attached.
- In the original Super Mario Bros. The Master Chief is the reason why the princess is in another castle
- Master Chief once blew up a German Panzer tank just by staring at it for 2 seconds
- Master Chief has 2 settings: 'Kill' and 'Extreme Massacre'
- When Master Chief wants eggs, he melee attacks a chicken. The eggs come out boiled and nicely salted
- When Freddy Cruger goes to sleep. He gets haunted by Master Chief.
- Master Chief can solve a jigsaw puzzle by throwing the box into the air and shoot it with a full clip. The puzzle will land completely solved.
- Master Chief can eat a whole puffer fish and survive
- In the Grand Theft Auto games. It is possible to go beyond the 6 Star wanted level. When you do, Master Chief will immediately kill you with a rocket launcher.
- Respawn exists because the afterlife lives in fear of Master Chief.
- Breaking Benjamin's song for Halo 2, 'Blow Me Away', is a poem of one of Master Chief's many kills.
- The dictionary is actually a list of objects, places, and ways the Master Chief has , in many combinations, killed people.
- What happened to the wildlife from the early build of Halo? They committed suicide because they knew the Chief was coming.
- Spartan armor is actually designed to protect the enemies from the Master Chief
- The real reason that Bill Gates left Microsoft is because he pissed the Chief off. Now he's hiding in fear.
- When Master Chief wants steak. He melee attacks a pregnant mother cow, when the cow gives birth; she gives birth to a cooked steak with garnish
- When Chuck Norris files his taxes, he sends in a blank return and a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has never had to pay taxes.
One year, the IRS sent him back a picture of Jack Bauer wearing his dark sunglasses as a response to Chuck's means of filing his tax return. In response to the Jack Bauer photo, Chuck Norris
sent the IRS a picture of Master Chief holding the Index in Halo's Control Room. The IRS never bothered Chuck ever again.
- When Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands, they're now known as 'The Islands'. When Master Chief visited the Islands after Chuck, Well... guess what happens next?
- Before the development of Rayman: Raving Rabbids. The Rabbids' had to undergo coaching to achieve their psychotic screaming, this coaching was done with a picture of Master Chief.
- For training to fight grunts master chief 'Melee Attacks' the face of cow babies at least once a day (by Sonicgundam)
- Crime no longer exist because master chief took a bite out of it... LITERALLY
- When Master Chief shoots. The bullets don't go into the enemies, the enemies are going into the bullets.

100 Rules of Anime

The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural
phenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime. The original
intent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" that
explained how Anime physics are different from our own (real?) world. It is our hope
that you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a good
chuckle.

#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is
thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.
Some things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hit
the ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium.

#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud
sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust
equals constant velocity.

#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a
mechanical device is, the faster it moves, Armoured Mecha are the fastest objects
known to human science.

#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero
whenever he does something "cool" or "impressive". Time slows down when friends and
lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of
two ways - either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out
affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human
existence or why the toast always lands butter side down. NOTE: Sometimes, Anime
heroes or villains never really die! In these rare cases they were a clone or cyborg
and the real hero/villain’s suspiciously missing in "Malletspace", or something.

#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die...
regardless of physical damage. Even when the "Bad Guys" are killed so quickly they
don’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is
attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are
depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color
(usually red or white).

#10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a
"Good Guy" kicks the "Bad Guy" in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3
different angles.

#11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary- Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary- Large cities are the most explosive substances known to
human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities,
sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly
referred to as an energy "bulge") before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because
of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the
Law of Inherent Combustibility.

#14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any
object/organism is inversely proportional to its mass.
First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also
known as the A-Ko phenomenon.

#15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of
course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

#16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form
of firearm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the
"Bad Guys" when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shot
decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A "Good Guy" in a
drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and
several battalions of "Bad Guys" firing on a "Good Guy" standing alone in the middle
of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary- The more "Bad Guys" there are, the less likely they will
hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is faced with insurmountable odds,
the "Bad Guys" line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a
single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is actually hit by enemy fire, it is
in a designated "Good Guy Area", usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm,
which restricts the "Good Guy" from doing anything more strenuous than driving,
firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex
martial arts maneuvers.
Fourth Corollary- The more times the "Bad Guy" fires, the fewer times he
will hit.

#17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The
Minority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff needs
to get out more.)

#18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood,
sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at
least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not
unknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons. Also, acid has been known to work
just as well...

#20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and
large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped
and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a
song.
First Corollary- Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goes
up against an entire army, the army always loses.

#21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t...

#22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little
things... like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost
twice as annoying.

#24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles,
either as a really nasty skinny "Bad Guy" or a big stupid "Good Guy".
First Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb
Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line
Effect)
Second Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the American
translators are the American editors and censors.
Third Corollary- Canadians are usually portrayed as smart, strong, handsome
"Good Guys".

#25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly
proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
1) be female.
2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation.
3) wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of
destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and
used as a last resort.

#28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate
a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of
martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing
aura. This aura is usually blue for "Good Guys" and red for "Bad Guys". This is
attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are
hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is
considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or
explanation.

#32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and
can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical
abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone’s
hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#33- Law of Non Numeral XXXIII- There is no Law Number Thirty-three.

#34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable
guidelines: Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of
whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive
amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off
somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off aforementioned female’s clothes,
then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the
Gratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariably
wear long cloaks that don’t hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability)- All anime characters are resistant to
extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability)- Bikinis render the wearer
invulnerable to any form of damage.
Third Corollary (Probable Attire permanence)- The clothing on the hero is
indestructible. Their capes, robes, (and if they are girls,) skirts, dresses, bows,
or any loose clothing will just flap when they are in the middle of a fire or ice
attack... Unless it's a hentai. It is believed that the clothes are made out of
Anime Character hair. (re. Laws 32 & 48)

#35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing,
playing an instrument, etc. Is automatically capable of doing much more "simple"
things, like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so
on... especially if they’ve never attempted these things before.

#36- Law of Quintupular Agglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good
Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic
positions, which are:
1) The Hero/Leader
2) His Girlfriend
3) His Best Friend/Rival
4) A Hulking Brute
5) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
1) Extreme Coolness
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible Irritation

#37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an
extrasdimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from
which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice. This mysterious
dimension is commonly called "Malletspace".
First Corollary (AKA The Hammer Rule)- The most common item stored is a
heavy mallet, costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is
because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released
at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in
the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are
actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is
because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the
back of the head. When extremely stressed , embarrassed, or worried, this sweat
gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely
proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the
less you get and vice-versa.
First Corollary- Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real
world...

#40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get
erections, they get nosebleeds. No one’s sure why this is, though... the current
theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see
Law #38 above). Females don’t get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush
along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

#41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal
swords, if not sharper.

#42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it
done in half the time and twice the angst.

#43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43.

#44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a
martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced (known as the Kamehameha effect).

#45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the
transformation sequence or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to
interrupt it.

#46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy
mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some
unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or
spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind
the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or
burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later,
your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").
First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame,
wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s)
to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and
letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in
part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform
magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as
the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will
help him to cope in today’s society. (>Sniff Sniff

#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY
small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter).
Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws
44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and
the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack
are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave
Phenomenon")

52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters
(usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or
perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons
for this are:
1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.
2) They just don’t give a damn.
The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:
1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.
2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.
3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,
wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits.
First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid,
etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying
pan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and
withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power
weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons
will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late.
First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome
which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use
it against the "Good Guy".
Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military
device without one of the following events occurring:
a) The control device being broken.
b) The control device being taken by the "Good Guy".
c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just
"fooled" by the "Good Guy".
d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of
the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blond woman.

#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,
resulting in two outcomes:
a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me
look.
b) A negative charge will result in the
hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition
available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate
when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7
for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s
attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them.
(Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willing
girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot
couldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an
awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract,
except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single
drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years
is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the
few... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be
funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall
to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall.
(The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the
male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually
helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can
sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the
guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. (see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater
than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse
coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least
500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping".
Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to
normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also
inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all
actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot
from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb.
of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a
mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing
this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the
Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be
increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does
not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads
to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by
an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the
control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through
means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.
First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which
clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant
Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at
will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and
lethality of the maneuver.
Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or
disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not
always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where
the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of
Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any
situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding
increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually
come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in
Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a
survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly
and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often
referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain
activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in
slow motion.

#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male
character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at
another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an
interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of
Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (see Laws # 37, 49, and
65)

#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head
shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the
wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages
will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to
a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking
sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the
edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly
past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When
faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime
characters will either:
a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g., slowdown and
exposition),
Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a
position to ravish beautiful girls, or
c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a
secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around
him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick
strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the
elements, etc. (see Laws 32 & 48)

#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST
capable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial
arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with
your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just
doesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is
male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a
shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain
is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole
(horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if
you’re normally a klutz.

#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a
Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become
possible.
First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the
hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he
is wrong and will invariably be toastied.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed
by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could
accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire
straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see
Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won
against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they
tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack.
Usually this results in:
a) The hero escaping.
Clean-up for the underlings.
c) The villain getting toastied.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have
the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water,
rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling
themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large
penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the
size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following
characteristics:
1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.
2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and
up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive
vagina.

#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them
introducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at
least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!
First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a
Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the
male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following
him around is there because:
1) It’s his girlfriend’s.
2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.
3) Chicks will dig him more.
Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by
a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal,
real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal
that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:
1) It’s her boyfriend’s.
2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.
3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability
that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like
bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though
they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the
Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any
human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...")
First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime
girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is,
but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the
skin of the tentacle...
Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never
experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also
known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).
Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human
relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage
begins to occur.
First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it
from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko
Thing")

#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that
enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being
immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or
space borne, have the following crew members:
1) The captain
2) His Lieutenant
3) Various female technical staff
4) A hotshot pilot
5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)
6) The Doctor
7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)
Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:
1) Extreme coolness/luck
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible irritation
4) Extreme cuteness
5) Irresponsible drunkenness
6) Homophobicness
7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

#99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest
appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said
character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love.
No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At
least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.

Created by Insane Advocate and his two friends. As well as various internet sources. (This was just too funny not to put up)/read them all! I did and now understand anime even more!

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How to Love by xxBrownSugarxx reviews
Amy Rose has had some unfortunate experiences with love that completely turned her away from the whole idea, but what happens when she enters college and is forced to work with one student who threatens to change it all? SonAmy AU
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,260 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Sonic, Amy - Complete
The List by 9876grpc reviews
Hermione makes a promise to her mother, after restoring her memories, before heading back to Hogwarts for her 8th year. What did she promise? To act like the carefree teenager she never got to be and follow through on five things. Somehow she ropes Harry into adopting the list as well and they soon find out that love is quite complicated! It should make for an interesting year!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,583 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Daphne G. - Complete
Lemon Island by ParadiseAvenger reviews
MOVED! Anything you want or imagine... any fantasy you have... any desire that wakes you in the night, panting and sweaty... can be found in the Island of Lemons, but only for a price. A collection of one-shot citrus for SORA and KAIRI. Canon, fluff, AU. (43 Chapters.) MOVED!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Honey Senpai's Special Cake by EFMVPresents reviews
Basically an OURAN LEMON starring Haruhi F. and Mitsukuni H. It has romance, it has sex, and comedy, and sex, and more sex! As it all start with Haurhi's unconscious invitation, "I wish I was Honey-senpai's Cake". And with that... comes... a very HONEY HARDCORE SWEET LEMONY GOODNESS 3 ENJOY MY FELLOW LEMON READERS! \(OvO)/
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,474 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Haruhi F., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H.
Thanks to a Snake by lucky14now reviews
Harry is affected more by the abuse at home,that, a chance meeting with a snake, and a marriage contract send him down a different path. In the process of being Beta'ed. Ch1 beta'ed March 13
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 453,711 - Reviews: 2408 - Favs: 3,838 - Follows: 3,570 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
HAYLO: The Parody From Hell by Ridley the Violator reviews
Have you ever seen a sponge? Well, it's like a sponge, but infinitely more arousing.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 154,902 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Master Chief/John-117, Arbiter - Complete
Angry Harry and the Seven by Sinyk reviews
Just how will Dumbledore cope with a Harry who is smart, knowledgeable, sticks up for himself and, worst still, is betrothed? A Harry who has a penchant for losing his temper? Ravenclaw/Smart(alek)/Lord/Harry Almostcanon/Dumbledore Non-friend/Ron Harry&Daphne (Haphne). No Harem. Rating is for language and minor 'Lime' scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 490,097 - Reviews: 1646 - Favs: 2,746 - Follows: 1,416 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
High School of Hellfire by KsNandS reviews
When you've tasted the tender skin and sweet, succulent nectar of your lover's lips; at first you don't see the Hell within them. But until you've savoured, do you then realize that their blood-thirsty fanged lips taste like fire... NaruxSaku. Semi-AU. M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 71,265 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
One-Ness by HermiHugs reviews
Harry and Hermione are soul bound but Harry dies due to not being bound to his mate and so time is re-written. Even then the going is not smooth for them as they lose their magical core and are obliviated by the ministry. Good Dumbledore but his hands are tied due to Ministry. Good but misguided Ron and Ginny. A never before attempted kind of soul bond (Hopefully).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,650 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 12/25/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Remus L., Albus D. - Complete
Birthday Gifts by XxEllexX reviews
Asuna receives a gift from her best friend Rika that leaves her blushing to no end! What will she make of such a gift, and what will that entail for Kazuto? Very fluffy plot line with descriptive love scene ;)! Two shot, long fic. *LEMON*
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,300 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Kirito/Kazuto, Asuna - Complete
The Beast by loveangel12 reviews
Naruto is the bad boy and playboy of Konoha's Private Academy. What happens when the a new girl shows up and disrupts his status quo; will mistakes and secrets from his past cost him the girl he loves, his friends, and his new life style or will he be able to overcome his personal demons. Naru X Hina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,836 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Cunning Slytherin by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Daphne G., Harry P. - Complete
The 8th Year by Holz9364 reviews
The trio return for an 8th year. NOT CANON. Starts as canon, becomes Draco/Hermione & Harry/Daphne. House unity is promoted, there is a situation every week, drama, drama, drama! AU post-DH. Rated M for sexual themes & the f word!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 392,282 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Kingdom Hearts: Axelerate! by Sulhadahne reviews
Someone has ressurected the Org. XIII members, but now they're powerless! Under Kairi's control, they will slowly learn to live with their heartpieces, small seeds that grow into more. But... Where's Axel? Complete!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 137,390 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Sora, Kairi, Riku, Axel - Complete
Early Team by DeadlyWolf reviews
The Serpent, the Tadpole, and the Slug shall be lead by the Dog into the light ... Team Seven is forced together at a much earlier age ... How will things turn out? How will things differ? ... What Will change? What will happen? ... Only fate can tell.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 93 - Words: 304,186 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Harry Potter and the Connection Reversed by hermyd reviews
"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,892 - Follows: 427 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Things We Do For Love by James Spookie reviews
Harry become enamored with Daphne Greengrass and decided that she is the one for him. What will he do to melt the Ice Queen's heart, and will she ever return his feelings?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,141 - Reviews: 1599 - Favs: 1,710 - Follows: 1,340 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Betrayal by butalearner reviews
Winner of the DLP February 2013 Apocalyptic/Dystopian Fiction Contest! Attempting to hold the trio together, Hermione grabs Ron just before he Apparates, accidentally abandoning Harry on the Horcrux hunt. Four years later, Harry is a changed man.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,128 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Intervention by Simon Flower reviews
Hermione and Ginny are tired of Harry brooding in the months following Voldemort's defeat. They perform an intervention. H/Hr/G
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
A Curse of Truth by butalearner reviews
An avid fanfiction reader falls into the Harry Potter Universe just before the Triwizard Tournament, and has to come to terms with what he's lost, take advantage of what he's gained, and figure out how to deal with the truths he's hiding. Complete! Detailed rune magic, witty banter...not your usual SI, so give it a shot! See my author page for more info.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,847 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Daphne G. - Complete
SAKURA NO NAKU KORO NI by Aoreka reviews
Sakura's mental stability is breaking, sasuke isnt helping, will naruto save sakura before she snaps and destroys the village or herself. rated for language and mature content lemon n later chaps. narusaku inoshika hinakiba tenxneji my 1st fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,873 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
The Pureblood Princess by TheEndless7 reviews
Daphne Greengrass always had a plan. She liked being organized. But the Dark Lord's return at the end of her fifth year derailed everything, and now she must decide who will best help her find the life she always wanted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 190,399 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 1,332 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Bloodline Part 2 of The Jutsu of Love by Marchgirl reviews
Naruto's returned home, stronger. Family, friends and his wedding are his first priorities. Naruto's happy but it doesn't last. The truth about his past will finally be revealed and then there's Sasuke's past rearing it's ugly head. Lies and secrets hurt.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 734,238 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Forgiveness by ZombieExterminationSpecialist reviews
It's the opposite of how you feel When the pain they caused is just to real It takes everything you have just to say the word... Forgiveness Based off Forgiveness by Matthew West. This is the sequel to Face Down
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Lucius M., OC
Masks by xxLiLixx reviews
First of a series. It's the Naruto universe with a few new twists and turns here and there. It will hopefully be good for some laughs, tears, smiles, and sweat drops. Read and judge for yourself! Pairings: NaruHina SasuSaku and more. M for mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 121,293 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Broken and Healed by Tracey4t reviews
Haruhi is in an abusive marrige when the host club reenters her life and tries to save her. WARNING: Contiains some violance and some adult situations.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 52 - Words: 105,583 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Haruhi F., Kaoru H. - Complete
A Life Changing Halloween by MSgt SilverDollar reviews
A/U NON CANON look at what could have happened in the Hogwarts 1994-95 school year if Harry had some support in his life that took no crap from certain wizards. A smart, well educated Harry taught by Goblins, Elves, and unnamed Wizards. Main parings are H/DG/LL/FD and NL/HrG. Hopefully there is a grain of humor in here. 11/12/13
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,593 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D., Luna L., Daphne G. - Complete
Beast by ZombieExterminationSpecialist reviews
Jacob had begun to show a feral side and this was the only way to tame the beast within him. Warning: Intense boysmut!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Jacob, Jasper - Complete
Unatoned by SeriousScribble reviews
Secrets of the war, a murder and a fatal attraction: After his victory over Voldemort, Harry became an Auror, and realised quickly that it wasn't at all like he had imagined. Disillusioned with the Ministry, he takes on a last case, but when he starts digging deeper, his life takes a sudden turn … AUish, Post-Hogwarts. HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,724 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Blood by ZombieExterminationSpecialist reviews
Sequel to Mechanic for Vampwolf22. We've seen Jacob's favorite little kink, now we get to see Emma's.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Jacob - Complete
Poem for Haymitch by ZombieExterminationSpecialist reviews
A little poem for everyone's favorite drunk!
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Haymitch A.
Save Me, Jump City by Pegelia Von Borrador reviews
Ten years after all of the cities' villains have been destroyed, the Titans have broken up and attempt to live normal lives. Beast Boy tries to reach Raven, who has allowed her dark side to take over and now lives by drugs and prostitution. And Robin is haunted by the beautiful supermodel Kori Anderson – whose real name is Starfire, the girl who got away. (RxS, BBxRae, CyxBee)
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,303 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Starfire, Robin - Complete
For those that died by ZombieExterminationSpecialist
For those I thought deserved a final good-bye. We will miss you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Gilded Portrait by NorseGodLoki reviews
The nightmare was finally over! Liberation rang throughout the wizard world. But the days that followed that fateful night in the Great Hall of Hogwarts would not bring peace to the three most responsible for dipatching the Dark Lord...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 287,873 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Over the Edge by kiera-sama reviews
Haruhi Fujioka has been tricked into going on a cruise with the rest of the host club. What happens when, during a storm, she is thrown over board? TakaHaru pairing. Please read, and enjoy.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,572 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
From rags to unwanted riches by foreverfriendly reviews
Naruto's family is rumoured to be a part of organised crime, only rumoured as no one had ever been able to prove it... such a shame as it's all true. Hinata's family has nothing to offer anyone, or so she thought... Rating for violence and lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 135,004 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Quidditch pitch and five Galleons by onecelestialbeing reviews
Sixth-year romance blossoms between two people that aren't aware of denial being more than just a river in Egypt. Written for Dracoslittlewhorecrux.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,685 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Freedom Writers: Tekken Arc by drakenichols1 reviews
The second story in the Freedom Writers series.Full summary inside.
Crossover - Tekken & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,422 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Asuka K., Aqua
Mechanic by ZombieExterminationSpecialist reviews
Jacob x oc. Quil and Jared hired a new mechanic while Jacob was away. A very sexy mechanic. For my best friend. She's been a bit blah...I am writing this to cheer her up! Finished!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Jacob - Complete
iPod shuffle challenge 1 by ZombieExterminationSpecialist reviews
Hurt. Something people never really get over. Including one Kisuke Urahara
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2012 - K. Urahara, S. Aizen - Complete
Breaking the Habit by DeityOfDeath reviews
A vicious rape, a love that will never be, a child born of hate and violence. Can Naruto find his way? MPREG
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,684 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Ribbons by Justice Tokidoki reviews
When Sora comes up with a lavish plan to show Kairi his true feelings, a terrible mix up leaves the two best friends TIED up in a miserable misconception...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,663 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - [Sora, Kairi] - Complete
House of Sin by winternightlullaby reviews
Enter a world where you indulge in sin. "Come on, Kairi! Don't you wanna know how it's like to be a bad girl?" His eyes were seductive, hard to turn away from.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,443 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Kairi, Sora - Complete
Letters by TheEndless7 reviews
Students are required to write to a pen pal in the spirit of 'International Cooperation.' New friendships and a new romance arise going into the fourth year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 189,865 - Reviews: 1961 - Favs: 4,025 - Follows: 2,209 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Silly Ruler Waving by Horace Nihil reviews
Hermione Granger is fifteen, sixteen in a few weeks. She has this summer job in the local library she loves, but something is amiss. Why does she spend so much time waving things, like this ruler, in such a silly way ?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,883 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Could have been by leedee reviews
What would've happened to Harry Potter's life if things had gone different that fateful night his parents were stolen from him? What if Snape hadn't heard the prophecy? What if Harry and Voldemort didn't meet that night and Voldemort remained powerful?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 169,640 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto's True Nindo by Kyuubi123 reviews
Naruto has failed the genin exam for the second time when a mysterious man gives him some advice that will change the future of naruto as we know it. Naru/hina others pairings are not definite.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 375,480 - Reviews: 3229 - Favs: 3,212 - Follows: 1,903 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
final summoning by bloodlust002 reviews
At the age of the five naruto finds out that he has the power to the summen acient and forgoten beings known as THE AEONS. Will naruto use them to brun the world into ashes or will a white eyed summenor change his heart.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,124 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto in High School part one by Blackwing-John reviews
Mostly AU slight bleach crossover NH rated M in case The gang in high school will include jutsu english version super naruto/ complete/ Sequel is out!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,943 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Flutterphysics by J. March O'Hare reviews
What if Equestria was an actual country on a parallel Earth? And what if the barrier between this universe and Equestria's failed for an instant? Someone could get hurt.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Fluttershy - Complete
10 things to do before I turn 18 by Jared Someone reviews
10 insane ideas to do, one month before i turn 18...lets do it, SoKai, HAPPY BIRTHDAY XO.KYORII Rated M for high amounts of swearing, nudity, gambling references and sexual references
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,321 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1248 - Favs: 3,686 - Follows: 2,944 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
To DeStress a Teenage Songwriter by StarUchiha reviews
She couldn't, she wouldn't, she wasn't some flake who just changed her mind every five seconds, she had morals, she – she… wanted to. Auslly. Lemony Oneshot.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
Naruto Golden Interference by Nelo Akuma reviews
DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 258,881 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
So Here We Are by Anjie reviews
Harry & Hermione used to be the best of friends growing up until one event changed everything. Now they hate each other with a passion. Will they ever become friends again and will they ever realize how much they truly love each other? AU fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,307 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Diary of Namine by Kiome-Yasha reviews
Namine has moved to New Twilight, hoping to start her own art studio for the biggest Art Industry in the city. When plans to live with her best friend is ruined, she is forced to live with two twin brothers. I smell Namine sandwich. Sora/Nami/Rox.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 44 - Words: 269,224 - Reviews: 1707 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Roxas, Naminé - Complete
His Broken Body by ParadiseAvenger reviews
MOVED! "Well, Sora, does it hurt? It's so nice here... inside you..." Rape. Adult themes. SoraXKairi. (7 Chapters.) MOVED!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Behind the Walls by ParadiseAvenger reviews
MOVED! Child Abuse Awareness. It shouldn't hurt to be a child. Sora took the abuse, suffered the hits, and shed the blood. Kairi begged for salvation and pleaded for the rape to stop. Who protects you when your parents hurt you? AU. Adult themes. SoraXKairi. (25 Chapters.) MOVED!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
The Tale of Boredom to Sleepdom by Ultimagu reviews
Naruto tells a story and enjoys the consequences of putting everyone to sleep from the story. The beginning story behind told is not in the Naruto universe at all. Be forewarned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,572 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Daddy, Get The Crossbow by GregTH. The Eleventh Espada reviews
During a pregnancy that involved hunting Crumple Horned Snorkacks with crossbows, attacking Nargles with baseball bats and throwing javelins at "Non-Believers", Harry and Luna didn't stop to think that the hardest part would be giving their child a name
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Friends With Benefits? Not So Much by musicprincess1990 reviews
"Let me just begin by saying that I am not a slut." Harry and Hermione explore new aspects of their relationship. Previous title: "Hermione Granger, Woman of Questionable Morals." Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,380 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hinata's Guardian by RasenganFin reviews
The day of the HyugaCloud conflict Naruto befriends Hinata. Later that night Hinata is kidnapped, when Naruto finds the kidnapper he saves Hinata, but in doing so he awakens a powerful force. NaruXHina SasuXSaku Other pairings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 250,526 - Reviews: 1769 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Gentlemen Escorts by tpcb000 reviews
At Emerald Academy there's a group known as The Escorts. The club is ran by Sonic, Shadow, Silver, Tails, and Knuckles. They are there to make the women of the school pleased with themselves. Just one thing: Don't fall for your clients! Someone does.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 90,228 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Amy, Shadow - Complete
Down Periscope: Mario and Sonic Style! by Rabbit '91 reviews
Lt Cmdr Sonic T. Hedgehog is so close to commanding his own sub but he has to go through one final test. A War Game. Against incredible odds, will he suceed, or fail? Slight Sonamy. Crossover with Super Mario characters. Rated T for language.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,300 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Sonic - Complete
There's fanfiction about us! by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
My 2nd Naruto fic. Shikamaru gets a laptop and discovers our website. Major OOCness! Rating changed to Mature because of Chapter 9! Next chapter is up! Currently reading Naruto Harem/Bashing type fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,630 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U.
Multiverse by Bobmin356 reviews
Godlike Harry? Super Luna? Nested Infinities and mind bending quantum mechanics. Mutant Pandas and Smiling Horcruxes, what else can you ask for? Its cracked!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 63,426 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Keeping Up Appearances by ElissuhSlytherin reviews
A year after the war,Hermione goes to finish her last year at Hogwarts.A series of threatening letters let her know the worst isn't over and someone will stop at nothing to kill nnon up to Ootp,AU after.SS/HG, DM/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,385 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Shitto by ViolentDelight reviews
Jealousy can be a powerful thing. Kazuma was about to find out just how powerful jealousy can be. Having you say and do things you'd probably never do. Kazuma wasn't the only one with game. Ayano can also be quite appealing to humans & demons alike.
Kaze no Stigma/風のスティグマ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,371 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Ayano K., Kazuma Y. - Complete
It's In The Cards by DarkRiverTempest reviews
Fed up with longing for Harry from afar—and up close—Luna devises a way to help him see the light... along with disguised assistance from a mutual friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,484 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Naruto: Emperor of the Western Elemental Empire by VFSNAKE reviews
Based off ChrisM2011's version, but will be entirely different. Trust me. Naruto is kicked out of Konoha for bringing back Sasuke. Now banished, Naruto must find a place where someone like him can flourish. What better place then past the western wall?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 60,239 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 1,466 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Shinobi Pokemon Master by Phoenix Lee Evyns reviews
Pokemon/Naruto: Mew & Celibi end up in Narutoverse thanks to Kyuubi, meets Yondaime & offer to look after Naruto. takes Naruto with them & have Ash/Satoshi adopt him as his son , returns to Konoha in time for genin exams. Will Konoha survive the chaos!
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,400 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Naruto U.
The Quidditch World Cup by TheEndless7 reviews
After the war, things didn't go as planned for Harry. He tried to be an Auror, but it wasn't for him. Instead, he turned to Quidditch. Now, at the 2002 World Cup, he looks back on what went wrong and discovers what he always wanted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 69,941 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Hell's Radiance by Angel of the Godless reviews
AU Fate can be a twisted thing, some only exist in hate. Sakura was one of those, a container of the most feared demon in history, hated by her village. Lost in the darkness, she tried to find a reason for living.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 467,091 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Whirlpool's Rebirth by ShadowWolf Zero reviews
During the training trip with Jiraya Naruto finds his diary. Originally looking for jutsus he chances upon information on his family. Two months down the road and he finds the ruins of his mother's home village. What changes will this cause in him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 113,250 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
1 Million Dollar Baby by Gbaby808 reviews
This is the sequel to "50,000 dollar Virgin"
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,440 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Surprise! by demondreaming reviews
Cat and Jade surprise Tori on her eighteenth birthday... with a blindfold and restraints. Catorade. Pure, unadulterated smut. Rated M.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,519 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Cat V., Tori V. - Complete
Sit Upon the Frozen Heavens by James D. Fawkes reviews
When Orochimaru seals off the Kyubi's power during the Chunin Exams, he unleashes a new power that just may equal the fox in raw strength. Perhaps...it is even greater. Sôten ni zase...Hyôrinmaru. B-Side chapters for NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 221,357 - Reviews: 1681 - Favs: 3,451 - Follows: 1,890 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 2/29/2008 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
50,000 dollar Virgin by Gbaby808 reviews
She owns them 8 million dollars, but when their king comes up with a better way for her to pay them back.. Someone's going to be called daddy by;Gbaby808
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 62,689 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Being Put Back Together by Kairiangel035 reviews
After Aqua was raped by Vanitas, Terra tries to comfort her the best he can, but nothing could prepare them for the outcome. Sequel to Torn Apart
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,544 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Aqua, Terra - Complete
Namikaze's Rebirth! by Twin Silver Dragon reviews
What would happen if Naruto had a twin sister, taken away to train by her mother's order for 18 years? Would he accept her as his sister upon her return? Or Maybe something more? INCEST! NARUTO/NARUKO!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,528 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 257 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Naruto U., Naruko U. - Complete
Lord of the Marauders by Bluedragon312 reviews
Everyone was so busy arresting Harry after the DOM debacle, that only Remus Lupin noticed the snow white Grim come out of the Veil of Death. Sirius Black is back, and he's had enough of his godson being manipulated. HP/DG/TD pairing, plus one. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 92,708 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Indecent Desires by T.E.Rose reviews
Kushina awakens after a sixteen year coma to find the world changed, her son its catalyst. Now she finds herself desiring something else, something indecent. AU-LEMON-INCEST-Oneshot If you are offended by any of the aforementioned then don't read this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 152 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Naruto U., Kushina U., Ino Y. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Shinobi of the Leaf by WinxPossible reviews
Its Harry's 5th year and Dumbledore, worried for Harry's safety hires the best guards from the Hidden Leaf Village. Hogwarts, look out! The Leaf Shinobi are on there way. If you wish to know who Moon Wolf and Star Lynx are, read my first story. FINISHED!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 36,888 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Complete
Twisted Roses by OnlySlightlySane reviews
Disturbing story after a dream I had, full summary inside.
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,008 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Aki I., Yūsei F. - Complete
Sickly in Love by kenji1104 reviews
Yusei has a cold which develops into a high fever but still continues to work despite Jack, Crow and Bruno's advices, Aki visits and is unaware that Yusei is sick and witnesses him collapse, Yusei goes delirious and trouble ensues for Aki. R:M FOR LEMON
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,481 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Aki I., Yūsei F. - Complete
After Truth or Dare by Tomiqw reviews
Hermione and Ginny are doing a girl's night together while their husbands are away. After a few shots of wine, the night turns unforgettable. Oneshot. Hermione/Ginny. Rated M! R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
like we used to by mktoddsparky reviews
/So when she's floating in a spectrum of colors and he knots his harsh fingers in her hair she takes what she can get because at least, for a few minutes, someone else believes in magic./ The struggles of discovering oneself and the bonds that break you.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,513 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Tori V. - Complete
Dirty Thoughts by Seashell110 reviews
I could make TidusXYuna lemonade out of this story. Read if you're bored, at home on a Sunday afternoon, and afraid to admit that you're slightly horny.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,741 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Tidus, Yuna - Complete
What is Love? by Fester0662 reviews
What would happen if Naruto realized love was the missing element in his life? Hinata wants him so badly, Naruto wants but is not sure what it is he needs. They will find each other, and then the epic will begin. Rated M for language and adult content. Naru/Hina/ Partial Hanabi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 86 - Words: 336,551 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Akiza's night in by flamemaster534 reviews
Akiza has a little bit of time before she has to meet yusei so she pulls out her box out toys read to find ot
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Aki I., Yūsei F. - Complete
To Be Loved by silentclock reviews
Harry Potter grows up on Privet Drive, where he is neither loved nor hated; rather, he is treated with indifference. Will his relentless pursuit of knowledge allow him to defeat the Dark Lord? Will he ever be able to live the life he desires?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,187 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 2,912 - Follows: 1,956 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Absolute Zero: The Azure Moon by James D. Fawkes reviews
When Byakuya so easily defeats Ichigo, Kisuke decides that they're going to need help to invade Soul Society and rescue Rukia. So, he calls on an old friend. Hiatus pending completion of The Azure Sky.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 116,378 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 1,301 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Legacy Continued: Path of the Shinigami by satansrogue reviews
Naruto has died fighting the remaining members of Akatsuki. Singlehandedly he fought them off, but falls in the process. As his life ends, a new path opens for our hero, as he continues his path and journey in the afterlife. Naruto x Bleach Crossover. R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,812 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Your secret fantasy by VanessaWolfie101 reviews
The twins made a invention that's supposed to resolve unresolved sexual tension. They get Ginny to try it. Yeah .. lets see how that goes. - This is M-rated and not for children! But this is also much fun !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Instrumental by Wandering Wonderer reviews
Living in different worlds, two people are brought together by music...and a car accident. Rated M for adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,396 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The New Host Club by BlackWings95 reviews
Sequel to "what's the worst that could happen". Haruhi and Kyoya's oldest sons are now in high school and decide to start their own host club.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,997 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
The Fox, The Raven, and The Cat raise hell by bloodmank reviews
this time, no devils, and as always, the storyline is going to twist into so many different directions that some people won't be able to remember which way is up. naruto x hinata OC x OC. l8er
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,760 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Salvation by cah11 reviews
Harry has defeated Lord Voldemort, but all is not as it seems. Betrayal, dark ambition, and schemes that Harry wants no part of force Harry to flee to France, where he may meet the one person who can save him from his problems in England, and himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,856 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Unstoppable Lust by kenji1104 reviews
Sometimes certain urges just can't be stopped, Aki and Yusei finds themselves confronting this types of urges. RATED M FOR SUPER HOT LEMON SCENES! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,521 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Yūsei F., Aki I. - Complete
This Photograph Is Proof by HyuugaAmane reviews
Two years after the events of Hold On Hinata - Hinata returns to Konoha. For two years she has hated Naruto. Can she hold onto that hate or will it crumble in the face of their love? Konoha is at war and everybody and everything is different now.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,277 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Harry Potter and a Very Different Goblet of Fire by Mionefan reviews
A what if AU story where too many people meddle with the Goblet of Fire with surprising results. Neville is selected instead of Cedric and Harry is Fleur's hostage to rescue. Dark Dumbledore. Rated M for a reason!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,803 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Lies that Bind by Zephros reviews
In the midst of his sixth year, Harry rescues Daphne Greengrass from an unpleasant fate. While innocent affection grows, a shadow has been cast into the Chosen One's life that might herald him down a darker path. A path his own actions may yet create.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,867 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Just Like The Stories by MisterYada reviews
The second volume of a legendary doujin is deep in the exhibition halls of Tokyo Big Sight. In the process of trying to get their hands on it, Konata and Patty get their hands on each other. Lemon, KonataxPatty. MLSF's Fanfic Challenge Round 3.
Lucky Star - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,274 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Konata I., Patricia M. - Complete
Tsukune's Choice by KATTALNUVA reviews
Sequel to "The Worst Field Trip Ever" Graduation Day is here, it's time for Tsukune to tell the girl's who he wants to spend the rest of his life with, it's going to be even harder than he thinks.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,699 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Tsukune A., Moka A. - Complete
Hana Kimi Naruto style! by hinatauzumakimi3 reviews
What!Hinata's going to an all boy's school! How will she hide her enormous boobs? What about her hair? And what about Naruto? Is he falling in l-love with this new b-boy? Gah read and find out! NaruHina slight sasuhina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,998 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Team 7, Mission struggle by Katestar98 reviews
Kakashi is left to care for a wounded Naruto while Sasuke and Sakura rush to complete the mission and get help for their injured comrade. This mission forces them to see the reality that is Naruto. A reality they may not be able to face.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,567 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Hinata's Birthday by Dark Fang575 reviews
What happen's when Kiba and the others plan a surprise party for Hinata's 18th? Hinata get's drunk beyond imagination and Sasuke's just wants to strip! NaruHina with slight SasuSaku Rated M for lemon Near the end!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,224 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The End by thissuperficialhypocrisy reviews
If you're looking for a story about love, you've come to the wrong place. Love doesn't exist here anymore - and neither do I. This is the end of everything I've ever known and ever been.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,567 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Freedom Writers: Kingdom Hearts Arc by drakenichols1 reviews
Changed title. The start of the new Freedom Writers series. Full summary inside!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,738 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Aqua - Complete
Why Is It Always With You? by Jochamon reviews
Kyouya's father tries to get Haruhi and Kyouya together, but that is the LEAST of their problems. M rated for later chapters. "Haruhi…you should know that anything I do to you should always make you uncomfortable."
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,574 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Peeking by YamiYugi4ever reviews
Oneshot. Lemon. VenxAqua It was just a coincidence, but Ven still didn't expect to see Aqua touching herself... AU cause this never happened.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Aqua, Ventus/Ven - Complete
Thinking That This is the End Can Be the Beginning by Female-Fighter reviews
He couldn't tear his eyes from the impresssion on the bed where the others body still held. How could it already be over when it hadn't even started yet?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,417 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
New Years Eve in the Burrow by emilyjasmine reviews
Sequel to Ginny changes Hermione's way. The girl's fantasy is played out but they realize something. Contains HG/GW GW/RW HP/RW RW/HP. Mentions MW/AW FW/AJ GW/KB CW/OW BW/FD PW/Audrey
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
IN YOUR EYES by imadecookies reviews
[REVISED]After a mission Hinata wakes up in the hospital with no memory of her life. [Very Angst and almost heart breaking NaruHina love story]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 89,536 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
The Games We Play by imadecookies reviews
On a mission the boys fall prey to the seductions of their hormones. One night affairs soon prove too much for them to handle back home when their past actions catch up with them. NaruHina and SasuSaku. STRONG SEXUAL CONTENT!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 109,318 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Evacuation of the Flumpawumps by Lineape reviews
Harry awakes to quite the surprise when he finds Luna trying to remove the Flumpawumps from him, through her mouth, via his... other wand... HarryxLuna. Crack, especially later on! Omakes eight through ten up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,051 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
What Goes Bump in the Night by LemonManV2 reviews
Rua and Ruka have been living at Yusei's for almost 3 years now, and are now 14. Recently Rua has started harbouring... Other feelings for his sister, until one night, he can't take it anymore. Lemon Warning.
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Rua/Leo, Ruka/Luna - Complete
Trouble by AlinaLotus reviews
Fred and George challenge Ginny to test their new love potion, in payback for keeping her sexuality a secret. The catch? They get to pick the unsuspecting victim. Sounds simple enough, but with Fred and George, it's bound to be anything but simple.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,216 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Ginny W., Hermione G. - Complete
Resident Evil Naruto: Ship of the dead by The First Kitsukage reviews
Naruto is a Special Forces captin of the two tactical teams Fox Hound and Viper Venom but his next mission might be his last as he tries to save some people at sea on a ship in the middle of no where
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,275 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Truth by KennethRose reviews
Not HBP or DH compliant. Harry finds out something that tears his world apart at the beginning of his sixth year; how will he cope with the truth? Follow Harry through love, betrayal, deception and friendship in the ultimate fight against the Dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,541 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Demon in the High School! by KsNandS reviews
Sakura Haruno, was an ordinary student. A crush on Sasuke, which failed. But, a NEW student has come! And Sakura's VERY attracted to him! But, something doesn't seem right about him. What's he & his brother hiding from them all? FIND OUT! OTKNaruxSaku.AU!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 201,393 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Actions We Speak by trilliumgt reviews
*Completed* Naruto and team risk their lives to keep a hold of their captive Sasuke. Only to realize, Sasuke's the one really in control. Heated battles, a ninja's death, and an ending unpredicated. Na/Hi, Sa/Sak, Ne/Te, Sh/I. Some sexual content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 214,618 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Change in Tennis by Sakuraangel1327 reviews
The Legendary Team 7 head to Tokyo city to protect Seigaku Senior High Tennis Division... by becoming members themselves. They are in for an awakening when they find out how much training they will need to do to keep up with the tennis players of Seigaku
Crossover - Naruto & Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,794 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Sakura H., Momoshiro T.
12 by Jared Someone reviews
Ok, so there's my best friend, Namine Richmond, there's my boyfriend, Riku Johnson, my mother, Katie Faller and, ohh, did i mention my Guardian Angel, Sora Twelve? Rated T for mild violence, sexual references & Supernatural theme. humor as well.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 121,856 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Tsukune's Harem by Wyuhin 5000 reviews
Plaything, Mistress, Wife, Lover, Friend...these are what Tsukune's harem referred their relation to him as. 5 stories on Tsukune's experience with each one of them. Rated M for you-know-what; you've been warned.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Tsukune A. - Complete
Torn Apart by Kairiangel035 reviews
Aqua gets captured and is forced to be Vanitas's sex slave. Mature readers only for rape and violence.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Aqua, Vanitas - Complete
What the hell is this thing? by Webdemon reviews
Come inside...See who yells at Naruto the most! /evilsmile!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Shaman King: Combat Evolved by FireWolfFred reviews
The covenant has decided to destroy humanity by desimating earth in the past, before the humans have the technology to defeat them. Only Yoh and the other shamans can save earth. ShamanKingXHalo . When shamans become spartans - chaos ensues.
Crossover - Halo & Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,881 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 4/16/2008
The Worst Field Trip Ever by KATTALNUVA reviews
The newspaper club goes on a weekend field trip to beachside manor that just happens to belong to the most famous witch in the world. Tsukune and friends expect a weekend of sun, sand, and surf, but they are in for a night of mystery, madness, and murder!
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,451 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Tsukune A., Moka A. - Complete
Good Guy by Cy Fur reviews
Tifa shouldn't be doing this. She's a Good Guy. Tifa/Kairi.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Tifa, Kairi - Complete
Girlfriends by Cy Fur reviews
Olette discovers the joys of having female friends. Kairi/Selphie/Olette, AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Olette, Kairi - Complete
Interrupted by Midori Akiko reviews
Terra has finally noticed that Aqua is indeed a girl. Will Aqua notice? What dirty thoughts lurk beneath those eyes? Can Ven ever leave them alone or will he forever keep interrupting their growing friendship? A long one shot. TerraxAqua, definitely.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,404 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Aqua, Terra - Complete
Castle Guards: A Naruto, Harry Potter crossover by Ammie Hawk reviews
First in the Wands, Guns, and Kunai series. Eight new students come to Hogwarts from Japan, little does anyone realize that Dumbledore actually hired elite ninja to protect some of his students. Neji/Naru, meaning it is a yaoi story, other pairings inside
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 138,736 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 13822 - Favs: 6,521 - Follows: 4,943 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Konoha Exiles II: Time Warp by EroSlackerMicha reviews
The Sequel. Time has been reset. what will this mean now? More insanity, more crossovers cameo's, and More Hina/Naru. See what happens this go around as the Konoha crew does the Time Warp
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,185 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
One shot: Naruwho? by lizzybee82 reviews
Sakura's lonesome, Hinata's sexy, what happens when you put them together? Find out. LEMON, rated M for a reason, YURI, GirlXGirl, dun like it, dun read!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Sakura H., Hinata H. - Complete
The Marriage Contracts Redux by Clell65619 reviews
A rewrite of 'Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts' done to improve some of the story elements, cut down on the Weasley bashing, and generally make a bit more sense. The changes are minor, but I believe make for a better story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 70,364 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,531 - Follows: 333 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
To Know, To Feel, To Love by 0-aFreeElf-0 reviews
Hermione looks forward to living her life but will it be the life she once thought she'd be living? When things turn out differently than she thought, Hermione finds solace and something more in her friendship with Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 165,885 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Betrothal Contract by James Spookie reviews
It's been done, but here's my shot at the old Marriage Contract type story. Harry and Daphne Greengrass find out their parents put together a marriage contract when they were born, now they must deal with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 150,027 - Reviews: 1601 - Favs: 3,781 - Follows: 1,580 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Believe In Love by pinkpandaj reviews
Ven and Aqua have been in love ever since they met. But they never told each other. They were both afraid they wouldn't return the same feelings. The adventures of Ven, Aqua, and Terra. Ven x Aqua. P.S. I kinda sucked at the 1st 2 chapters. Forgive me .
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,304 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Aqua, Ventus/Ven
Blind: Extended Edition by Tazaki4 reviews
A new twist on the classic Naruto. Two changes occur in the first three years of the story. Hiashi is Naruto's caretaker and Hinata's kidnapping attempt is partially... successful. New additional content, deleted scenes, less typos, and overall improved.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 224,777 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 1,539 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Griffin Family move to Konoha! by RaDiCaLmE reviews
After another one of Peter's mishaps, the Griffin family moves to Konoha! Peter makes a great friendship with Naruto and becomes a genin,Brian is mistaken as Akamaru, Meg wants Sasuke to notice her, and Stewie partners with Orochimaru to destroy people!
Crossover - Family Guy & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,808 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Peter G., Naruto U.
What's the Catch? by nicluvly reviews
Kyouya makes Haruhi and offer she cant refuse, but what's the catch? Drabble/ Oneshot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Runic Animagi by Kassien reviews
COMPLETE! AU! Post OoTP, Sixth Year Story. Harry decides to have a little fun after hearing the Prophecy as a death sentence and his life takes on a life of its own! Harry/Daphne, HP/DG!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 161,554 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 3,207 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
I'm yours by Rena the Turk Intern reviews
Done as a request. With graduation soon to be a reality, Haruhi contemplates the sadness she feels with the fact Tamaki will be leaving the school. In order to help her, the twins have a plan. LEMON! ADULT! NOT KIDDING! NO KIDDIES ALLOWED!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,815 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,721 - Reviews: 2948 - Favs: 8,179 - Follows: 3,731 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Chaos of Haruhi Suzumiya by JellyMomo reviews
Haruhi's world shakes. Who might be the one helping her out? KyonXHaruhi RATED M FOR MATURE: LATER CHAPTERS INCLUDE LEMON x3
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,938 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
The Uzumaki Clan by morisato reviews
follow up to The Unfortunate Luck, Naruto just found out that his father is the 4th Hokage and that he can reclaim the Uzumaki clan. NaruXHina, Hope you like it. Contains Lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,753 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Because of you by NaruHinaforever reviews
I suck at summaries, but this story involves violence, drama, and etc. Okay its how Naruto is being chased by a monster when he came back from his girlfriend Sakura's house, a SakuNaru SasuHina then it changes to NaruHina, SasuSaku NejiTenTen
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,773 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dragon's Revenge by James Spookie reviews
Sequel to Harry's Secret Friend. Year Six at Hogwarts. Dumbledore Is retreaving Horcruxes and Harry will finally face down a lifelong enemy. Rated for all kinds of nasty stuff
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 127,641 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Daphne G., Harry P. - Complete
Love, Trials, and Dreams by MentalSeimei reviews
Hello. My name is Kairi. I am 15 years old and misunderstood. This is a story of my life as a lesbian girl that tries to understand her world more. YURI KairiXNamine rated M for sex.. lesbian sex...:D
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Kairi, Naminé - Complete
Book 1: Loves, Lies and Promises by GhibliGirl91 reviews
Hinata is bullied into an arranged marriage by her father. Resigned to her fate she hasn't counted on Naruto Uzumaki doing the one insanely stupid thing he can to save her. Marry her first. LEMON. Previously published on DeviantArt-December '08
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,539 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Butterfly by Spartanica reviews
She finally found a chance at keeping Naruto safe, but doing so would push her beyond anything she thought herself capable of, while Sasuke slowly finds himself inexplicably in love with the one girl who he could never have. SasukexHinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,807 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Many Tails of a Legacy by Kitsune-no-makoto reviews
A spin off from my other story- Many Tails in Life. Suggested that be read first. This story somewhat centers around the cubs in the sequel. M rating.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,776 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009
Team 7 by Fumei Zeus reviews
Team 7 is an infamous assassin group. On assignment they kill Kabuto unfortunately for them he’s Senator Orochimaru’s illegal business partner and they've pissed him off. Now they're fighting for their lives and discovering long hidden secrets.Sequel soon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,129 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
LUCKY SAW by xnobody13 reviews
Lucky Star characters in Saw.
Lucky Star - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,560 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Konata I., Misao K. - Complete
What did Hinata just do! by Romez reviews
A story about Hinata, but in this case. She's as bad as ero sennin! Maybe even worse! Who knew Hinata was such a closet perv? Wait...what did Hinata just do to Naruto! Our sweet, innocent...ah, who we kiding, she's far from Innocent! NaruHina, ch. 14 up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,172 - Reviews: 1417 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Odd Truth or Dare by captain.mongoose reviews
Harry wants to unwind in his sixth year. AU. Luna drags him off somewhere... what will happen? HP/LL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Naruto The Dude by lulamaemobster reviews
The Genin of Greatness, The Chunin of Charm, The Jonin of Jammin', The ANBU of Awesome, The Kage of Kool
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,911 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Fourteen Days by Floydgoneawry reviews
All work and no play makes Nagato a dull girl. All work and no play makes Nagato a dull girl. All work and no play makes Nagato a dull girl. All work and no play makes Nagato a dull girl. All work and no play makes Nagato a dull girl. All work and no...
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Complete
Ninja & Blade by Painted Words reviews
Naruto X Beyblade: The ninjas are invited to a Christmas party, by way of Shikamaru, their second year in a new world that they found....with Beybladers?
Crossover - Naruto & Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,529 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 1/25/2008
The Demon of Konoha Castle: The Crystal lantern by KsNandS reviews
Since a child, Sakura always dreamed of being invited to the prestigious Konoha Castle. However, only 100 guests are invited every 100 years. The chances are impossible. However, what happens when she's invited by a special resident? AU. DmnNarutoxSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,661 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
In Heat by ExistenceIsFutile23 reviews
After a Kiba-involved mishap, Naruto is a little more frisky around the women of Konoha... This one of course is M for a reason. NarutoXHinata.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,926 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Kagami's hangover by Racke reviews
Kagami wakes up with a hangover. Oneshot KonaKaga rated M for LEMON.
Lucky Star - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Konata I., Kagami H. - Complete
Something New by daughter-of-the-heavens reviews
AU. one-shot. Ino's watching. Sasuke broke two people. What's it going to take to put them back together again? rated M for language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
So This is What it Takes? by Corrosionz reviews
A CloudXTifa fanfic. When something from Tifa's past comes back to haunt her, Cloud reacts in a way no one would have expected. Rating is for language, violence, and lemony goodness in chapters to come. Review & Let me know what you think.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,667 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Naruto's 21st Birthday by hinata-chan17 reviews
Naruto is excited for his 21st birthday and wants to have an awesome party. And with parties... comes fun games. Will the party get crazy, or will Naruto be the one to go crazy?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,213 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Sonic Gang's TOTALLY Random Adventures by sonicfan287 reviews
This is a story aimed specifically to Sonic fans who just want short, fun, sometimes action packed Sonic stories. Its a collection that keeps growing, so keep checking back to read more.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 86,335 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 7/7/2005
Highskool Crazied by Mistress of DarkShadow reviews
Hinata enrolles into Konoha High with a secret that people would never believe. seeing her ex-love Garra she doesn't Know who to turn too until......... fixing and changing..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,976 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
The Unexpected Gift by imadecookies reviews
They say a child can only be a blessing, no one mentions the journey can be hell.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 103,145 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
To Shatter Diamond by Rhino7 reviews
Sora is missing and suffering torture at the hands of a vengeful enemy. Kairi is on a mission to find him. Riku and Tifa are closing in. And Wakka is just a bartender. Rated for blood, torture, and some sexually suggestive themes.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,708 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Naruto's Popularity on the Rise by zigawits reviews
Everyone starts to realize how much they miss Naruto while he is training with Jiraiya and they show him how much when he returns. NaruXHarem with Hinata focus. Lemons in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,204 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Many Tails in Life by Kitsune-no-makoto reviews
Tails has been hiding a secret. A guest visits and changes Tails' life and the lives of everyone else. Rated M for language, sexual themes, lemons. Chapter 48 up. Complete!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 93,993 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
Stone Cold Naruto Uzumaki by lulamaemobster reviews
Naruto Uzumaki, alcohol fueled.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 43,246 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
HighSchool Life by NaruHinaforever reviews
This is the first time that I've written a story with someone else from FanFic, Jesse Briceno. This story is what happens when you give your daughter away caution: future lemons, plenty of cursing and maybe violence and this is of course a NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,603 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4016 - Favs: 6,916 - Follows: 3,217 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
One last time by Raidori reviews
Then please Naruto one last time? Make love to me only the way you can one last time." She pleaded. A NaruSakuIno oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hasugakure no Sato by Raidori reviews
Sakura and Naruto have been dating in secret for three years, with Naruto almost being Hokage he decides to do something unheard of. Create a village in the land torn by so many different factions.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,069 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tenten's Birthday Bash by lotus2490 reviews
it's Tenten's birthday and things get crazy. NaruHina LeeSaku NejiTen InoShikaTem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,801 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
A late night by Webdemon reviews
Naruto and his friends have decided to lay siege to a dark place...the name of it...Naxxramas. it's another Dialogue about how they make late night raiding fun and rather comical
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Lucky Star Blues by Floydgoneawry reviews
Love doesn't come easy, but it doesn't leave that way either. Rated M for adult themes, lemon, language, and some violence.
Lucky Star - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 56 - Words: 29,292 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
The Fox Hidden in the Leaves by MikeJV37 reviews
Naruto returns from his 3 year training mission with Jiraiya changed. This new Naruto will change the course of everyone's life in ways they never imagined. power Naruto, Naru/Hina, Fem Kyuubi, Naru/harem, straight/lez
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 293,434 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 1,510 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Spy Gear by Bye-Q reviews
Hinata and Naruto are shocked to find a video camera in Naruto’s room. Who put THAT there? And what the hell did it record? Orange.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,595 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 73 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Watering the Glacadia by KsNandS reviews
Tears... full of emotions of sorrow, happiness, anger and empathy. We see tears as something that is sometimes portrayed as weakness. For Sakura, those tears might end up saving a certain blond from becoming broken-hearted. NaruxSaku AU. Lemon. One-shot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,866 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto:Death's Second Chance by Le loup de Kaiser reviews
Ever since the attack of the Kyubi, Naruto was shunned as ‘Konoha’s Demon’ when he was born with the Kyubi sealed in him. His life was miserable beyond grief. NaruHina, Naruto/Bleach Crossover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 326,513 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Lovegood's Loving, Potters Playmate by TowerMage reviews
Post DH, Rated M for HPLL Smut/Sexuality.Ginny divorces Harry for Draco Malfoy.Harry is finally free to love the girl who loves him back.Prep yourselves for a fiery farce of freelance foreplay&tales of tantilizing torment. Viewer Discretion Advised.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 69,338 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
All is Fair in love and Duelling by Yami Zelgadis reviews
A new Faithshipping oneshot! How do you make the game Duel Monsters sexy? Well Aki and Yusei will show you with a game of strip Duel Monsters. Adult Features not suitable for minors Aki X Yusei
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Yūsei F., Aki I. - Complete
Sakura's Naugthy Dreams by spazzgirl reviews
“Are you ready for me Sakura,” his husky voice asked me. “Yes,” I answered as I let out a breathless moan. One-shot, Sakura's P.O.V Narusaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tsuyomi by AnneLea reviews
A rough first year of marriage, and someone doesn't take well to Hinata being pregnant on top of being married to Naruto durring that time. To protect the baby, Sakura must take it for herself even before it is even born. Death. Lemon. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,498 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Misunderstood by IceReborn reviews
One day Naruto comes back from a mission injured...What is going to happen? Sorry I suck at summarys
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Revolution by Lady Bonbones reviews
Sequelto Muse of Airwaves. War is on and death is everywhere. Naruto has to deal with personal feelings in the battle field involving more than one person and his resposabilities as sensei,Hokage, and shinobi.Chapter 29: Search and you will Find. Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 229,961 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Wedding Planners by baby-filly reviews
Naruto and Sakura are getting married. They weren't counting on pink cowboy suits, murderous DJs, flashing marquees and Gaara's speech...This is as bad as weddings get! M for safety. NaruSaku oneshot. Sequel or not? Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,803 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
BlacknwhiteIchiRuki by Theresa Crane reviews
If you love Ichigo & Rukia like me, the series of 1 shots, & continuations that I've done are probably for you. Rated M for swearing & adult content, no complaints if you can't handle M material. *Also a 7 ch. series within* Kubo Tite Owns Bleach, not me!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 111 - Words: 288,084 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Rukia K., Ichigo K.
Naruto Shippuuden:The Next Level by shippuuden reviews
He has beaten the final test, Akatsuki has been defeated. The once unreliable Kyuubi is now Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 143,073 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Muse of Air Waves by Lady Bonbones reviews
Sequel of The HyuugasRival. Naruto and Hinata are interested on finding about the past of a dead princess by reading her abandoned diaries. Her past is one filled with adventures and her character too familiar and conected to.chap29:Secrets. Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 157,905 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Story of Uzumaki Naruto: part I, beginning by BlueGlass54 reviews
AU. Naruto learns of the Kyuubi sealed inside him and the truth of what happened the night of his birth, a truth no one expected... naruXhina sakuXsasu ON HOLD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 127,121 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Scars by The-Angelic-Diablo reviews
Sora and Kairi were prefect for each other, but when Kairi breaks up with him. Sora fells like his heart was cut out and burned. now his heart isn't the only thing Cut. Now he truns to the darkside and Is at the blades edge. how Kairi react?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,552 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Fuu, Sora
366 or Bust! by Xed14thKey reviews
My New Year Challenge: Write one OneShotDrabble for each day of 2008! Themes, Genres, Characters, Pairings vary...read 1st Chapter for more info Rated T for safety ::COMPLETED WOO HOO! :D ::
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 367 - Words: 108,476 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Roxas, Riku - Complete
Broken Memories R2 by LightestDark reviews
Sora x Namine, slight Roxas x Kairi. Slight au, ocness. What do you when your world turns black. Try to find the truth? But what is the truth? Can you find it? Believe what your told. Believe in your feelings. But dont trust anything. The truth is blind
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,874 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Sora, Naminé - Complete
Savin me by naruhina139211 reviews
Naruto is falling down, but is it love or this weird power thats been hidden inside him his whole life. read find out. Naruhina,leesake,sasusaku,M incase
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,587 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Clover by Cheshire Kit reviews
Because little girls are supposed to be so strong or so pretty, and little boys aren‘t supposed to cry so much. Pre-KH. SquallAerith/CloudAerith/SquallYuffie
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,423 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Leon/Squall L., Aerith G. - Complete
The Jutsu of Love? by Marchgirl reviews
A day of training turns sexy for Naruto & Hinata but it doesn't end there: Dating, conflicts w/friends, Parents?, a new Chunin exam and the fox is out of the bag! Naruto's life is turned upside down. He may lose his friends and more...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 353,499 - Reviews: 1206 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Phantom Blood by HVulpes reviews
Naruto discovers a new power within, something more ghostly. Naruto and Danny Phantom Fusion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,178 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Naruto U.
Caught by thatreevesgirl reviews
Sakura has always been the object of Naruto’s desire, but what happens when Sakura catches him in the middle of a compromising situation in the woods? NaruSaku Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 68 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Set Me Free by Cookie-chi reviews
Sasuke's back and Naruto couldn't be happier. Well, maybe he could if Sakura returned his feelings, but a certain demon fox just wont stand for it, and wants Naruto all for herself! NaruSaku, Fem KyuubiNaruto, Slight SasuSaku. LEMONS! Finally completed!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,848 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
New Whirlpool Vol 1 by Arsao Tome reviews
What would happen if Team 7 back stabbed Naruto during the Wave mission. I'd like to thank Gunman for his help, with out him this story would be a train wreck. This entire story had been rewritten. Now, it is done.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,203 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Premonitions by Veritas15 reviews
Sasuke’s death is on Naruto’s hands and he’s depressed. Can Sakura and the rest bring him out of his depression before the Kyuubi takes advantage of the situation? And the kunoichis’ nightmares are just that right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 88,339 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Rise of the Golden Sun by Hakkyou no Yami reviews
discontinued. being rewritten.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,002 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Just My Imagination by turn-off-my-heart reviews
The world's going to hell and so are they. But she's not going down without a fight. -Tifacentric, with AerithTifa friendship on the side- M for naughty language, and graphic violence.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Aerith G., Tifa - Complete
She's coming to get you by AiYuki reviews
How could what from the beginning only was going to be a fun weekend at Kairi's house, turn out to be the boys worst nightmare? Hints of SoraKairi and AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Naminé, Sora - Complete
Bruises and Bitemarks by spazzgirl reviews
who said that rough sex couldn't be arousing? Inspired by the song "Bruises and Bitemarks" by Good With Grenades. PWP One-shot. Complete AU. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Elaborate Seduction by Mel-Hentai reviews
And an excuse to have a threesome. SasuSakuNaru Threesome, Lemon, PWP, COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Elevator ride by SkyMaiden reviews
AU. When Naruto and Ino find themselves trapped in an elevator, the two blond's find out interesting things about one another and find a fun way to past the time. Rated M, for language and Lemon. Naruto x Ino one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,239 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Skinny Dipping by SkyMaiden reviews
In which Ino is very bored and manages to convince Naruto to do something he's never done before. Naruto x Ino one-shot. Rated M, for language and lemony/lime.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Outcasts by Hope4love92 reviews
Naruto is saved by two handsome man. Ita/Naru/Sasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,333 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Complete
The Grand Conspiracy by MadnessPersonified reviews
Sequel to a Twisted Timeline. The more things change the more things get wacky. Not for the mentally sane. LunaHarryFem!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,689 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Through The Tides by Z.A.G reviews
Cloud wants Aerith, Yuffie wants Leon. Easy right? One night just might change everything and things get more complicated then they should for Yuffie. "...Damn them to hell."-Yuffie K. For Clouffolution! Rated M for 'ah-hem' situations
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,092 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Cloud S., Yuffie K.
The Love Story of Naruto and Sakura by JessicaGoble reviews
Naruto and Sakura become joint team leaders of Team Uzumaki! As they search for Sasuke and Orochimaru they find themselves getting closer to something niether one of them were prepared for, love. FINISHED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,273 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Passion by drakenichols1 reviews
Sequel to Confession. Enjoy!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Aqua, Ventus/Ven - Complete
Making Choices: The Haruno Sakura Story by Tsukiyomi Jeajea-tan reviews
I decided to change it. Sakura is no longer welcome in Konoha. She joins the well known S-Class criminal Organization - the Akatsuki. When she sees three handsome devils A.K.A. Deidara, Sasori, and Itachi , everyone is after her!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,263 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Sakura H.
Hopes and Dreams by Naruto1217 reviews
Sakura final realizes that she loves Naruto, but after he saves her life in a horrific battle with Pain, is it too late for him? The turth of the Kyuubi attack, what will this information entail for Team Kakashi? NaruSaku Sequel 2 One Last Breath
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,250 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Sitter by RagingDragon04 reviews
Hyuuga Hinata is dying to escape the city. She's sick of deadend jobs, her father's dissapproval, her loser boyfriend Kiba, who wont take a hint, and the memories of tragic events. For complete description visit profile. Read and Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 55 - Words: 104,234 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Runaway by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Ruto and Nata, two peaceful villagers, a young married couple in wave run a simple restaurant. One day ninja from Konoha come and their past comes back to haunt them. Naruto and Hinata Uzumaki thought dead are dragged back to Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,822 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Moments of clarity by Maggio.nl reviews
Changed from Hinata's best day ever, or not ? Changed to Rated M due to sexual references. No lemon yet.Naruhina Naruxhina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,155 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Heroes Come Back by Dragon of the Underworld reviews
Naruto is kidnapped as a baby and grows up not knowing his origin, but when he comes back to konoha he'll find more then just who his parents were, he'll find what he's been looking for all along. NxHxOC Rated M Lemon in Chpt 10,11, 3some in chapter 16.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 73,344 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Celebrating the Festivites by Wandering Wonderer reviews
It was to be the most eventful time of her life. Her favourite festivities, Christmas, Birthday and New Years just got a whole lot better. From first date, to first love, Hinata finds happiness. Rated M for Lemon in Chapter 3 and 4
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,562 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
I will make a voodoo doll out of you by hellhound08 reviews
hinata finds a weird old lady who sells her a voodoo doll kit.what will she do with it torture sasuke make people think sakura is a magician by making her float this isnt intended as a fanfic just to make people laugh the people who reviewed didnt get tha
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Origin of the Sealmasters by iwishiwashinasboyfriend reviews
Naruto's mother is one of the last descendants of the great Sealmaster clan. After her clan was destroyed she came to Konoha for a new life. A small child with a difficult life ahead of her. This is her story. Part one is finished
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,699 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Minato N. - Complete
Pieces of the heart by nnf247
Axel Roxas Namine Riku Ansem Sora Kairi Their school has a snow field trip and everyone was there. But lately Sora who Kairi’s bf. realizes he have fallen for his longtime friend Riku Namine’s lover Roxas love Namine Riku lover but his partner Axel
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,004 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
The White Flame Namikaze by Sacred Beast117 reviews
After Time skip. a.k.a During Naruto Shippuden Sakura Realizes her true feelings for Naruto as he is in a Coma, Sakura wants his love, but he takes off on a training trip to control his gekki genkai called The White Flame. Will Naruto return an love Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,816 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Bad Boy Can Change A Good Girl Forever by kittykute reviews
Roxas is the local pot smoking skater. Namine is the school sweetheart. Thier social groups are like night and day. But can the King of Skaters and the Queen of Innocence learn that love isn't a subject, but an art? RoxasxNamine SoraxKairi OCxOC
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,088 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Roxas, Naminé
A Welcomed Change by thatreevesgirl reviews
Anko assumed she was certifiably insane for even considering Naruto, but now she is finding out how sane the idea of being with him actually is. NaruAnko lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,184 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 136 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Restart Part 2 by The Gallant Toad Sage reviews
Due to a fluke in the fusion process, Kami herself has sentg Naruto back to prvent the destruction of his mind. Now, he finds that he must revist familar sights. But what this? Team 7 is different? So who's the third member? Part 2 of the Restart series.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,941 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Series of Hystarical Events by Funperson reviews
Angry bears biting fish and and the hornets nest in someones pants...and lets not froget the rugburns and bitmarks..."where did those chains come from?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Girls on a Sora by EmotionalSpazz reviews
SoraKairiNaminéOlette Curiosity killed the cat; satisfaction brought him back. That had been Sora's reasoning when he had decided to investigate.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Kairi, Sora - Complete
The Sleep Over I mean Slumber Party by CLIMAXXX reviews
Neji throws a sleep ove- I mean slumber party at thier new apartment... What will Hinata do? NaruHina LEMON...my frist fic in this site... hate long stories so this one has one chapter... pls be gentle R&R... :D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,469 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Me, Myself, Sonic and I by LZ reviews
The adventure continues as Sonic is confronted by a cashier mafia, bloodthirsty fan characters, and the evil paperclip wielding authoress. Then Sonic must face his greatest challenge of all: his wedding!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,657 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Sonic
Don't Stay Away by HoshiToTsuki reviews
Kairi is working late Halloween night, she hasn't seen Sora in months. When a mysterious, dark stranger takes her home, some less than innocent occurences occur. LEMONS SORAxKAIRI ONESHOT
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Kairi, Sora - Complete
The Uzumaki Chronicles: Part One! by AERHART reviews
Naruto, Hinata, Sasuke, Sakura and others are in their biggest adventure yet! Romance! Action! and the classic Naruto humor! Complete. NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaTem, ShinoIno? Sequel is on hiatus for the long time being...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,823 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
insert better title here by LZ reviews
SEQUEL TO GREEN EYE: A year later and things have gone back to the way they were and so, in another attempt to get the coupling she wants, Liz takes matters into her own hands with a love potion and a few certain hedgehogs... but something has gone wrong!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Sonic, Shadow
Nine Tailed Serpent by LT2000 reviews
Naruto was the ideal shinobi, a cold killer twisted by the Kyuubi's demonic whisperings. When he is placed onto a Genin team, new bonds develop. Now this living machine struggles with his dark past and what it means to be human. Now complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 270,796 - Reviews: 2700 - Favs: 2,904 - Follows: 1,812 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
If dotdotdot by Selena and Light reviews
Ok so the most recent is really sad and has two parts. But the first two are hillarious! Yeah it's like me ranting because the way some people write these stories or even think of it is stupid. Well, I can unsestand genderconfused tails, but Sonadow? Y?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,832 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 4/11/2006
School of Angels by Lostnomadgirl reviews
SakuIno.SakuTen.SakuTema.SakuHina.Haruno Sakura, famous softball player has transfered to another school.This year will be the most memorable.Sakura goes through many girls but only one was truely ment to be with her.InoSaku SakuTen SakuHina TemaSaku.R&R.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,962 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Sakura H., Ino Y.
One Last Breath by Naruto1217 reviews
This story starts in the middle of Sasuke and Itachi's fight, Naruto interrupts the fight. Later he learns of Jiraiya's mission to rain. Will the make it in time to save The Sannin? NaruSaku; Tragedy; Prelude to a later sequel; Rated M for strong Violence
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,745 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Something for the Grandkids by baby-filly reviews
NaruSaku oneshot. Gaara gets a surprise in the post from the new Hokage. Please R&R. I don't own Naruto or the characters...so don't sue, please. M for safety. SEQUEL UP NOW - 'The Wedding Planners!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shadow's Outburst of insanity by cooldude01 reviews
This is just a funny story i made. Rated M for Violence & swearing. I hope you enjoy. Chapter two is up.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,525 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Shadow - Complete
Whispers In The Wind by gaarabear666 reviews
When Hinata is told that she will be married to Neji, what will she do to perserve her love for Naruto? forced Hinata X Neji implied Hinata X Naruto, please read and review, one shot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Scandalous by TallyInTheGreen reviews
It all starts with a party out at a club, drinking the night away. All the stress. Hinata takes the night as an opportunity to live if up. Naruto's emotions get the better of him. Will Hinata's father accept his her wishes? ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,531 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The new Kyuubi by maverick9871 reviews
Naruto is tired of all the hate in his life so he was given an offer that he cant refuse and he learns a few things he never knew. Itachi a girl. How did that happen and why is it all his plans never work quite right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 137,418 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
They Never Said Goodbye by missytini reviews
After many years of seperation, Naruto and Sakura are forced to reunite when Naruto a journalist has to interview her a famous musician for the paper. How does this forced reunion go?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,451 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Heiress by Hieigirl17 reviews
After a bad run in with the Uchiha gang, Naruto gets stripped of his status in the Hyuga gang and is sent to protect the gang's heiress, Hinata. Naruto does a small favor for Hinata concerning her ex which ends up endagering his job even more than before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,871 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Shower Incident by BananaPeaceMonkeyKarmi reviews
A mishap causes an awkward, but later pleasurable, event for both Cloud and Tifa.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Highschool for Hedgehogs & Other Crazed Animals by chelsea-chee reviews
Its highschool for the Sonic crew. And with drinking, romance, fights, & everything else in between, things could get hectic. Sonic/Amy, slight Knuckles/Rouge, Shadow/Amy. I'M NOT DEAD! CHAPTER 15 UP!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,386 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Sonic, Amy
The Ultimate Battle Between Konoha, Kuro, and Oto! by Mr. NSFL reviews
The ultimate war has begun. Its Konoha and Oto vs. Kuro. Will Kuro survive? And whats this about a brother? Sequel to My Little Cherry Blossom, Always and Forever. Narusaku, KibaHina, ShikaIno, LeeTen, MinatoKushi, AU, OOC, OC, and Death.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Cataclysm: The Uzumaki Chronicles by Red Feathered Pen reviews
What would happen if Naruto decided to stop living behind a mask at age 10? NaruHina. Will become M for language, blood, gore, and whatever else I feel like.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,582 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
School Games by Xanthos Samurai reviews
Riku, Sora and Kairi find themselves bored by the peace after the battle, so they find new ways to entertain themselves... Implied yaoi, implied het, violence, disturbing themes One-shot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Naruto's High School Dilemma! by KsNandS reviews
Naruto, a senior in High School, was expecting the normal life. The usual; girls, skipping, and those other things. But somebody is after Naruto! Sakura is starting to show her feelings! What will happen to Naruto? Find out! AU. Lemons Later. NaruxSaku!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 138,528 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Master of the Zanbatous by pudgypudge reviews
After defeating the Akatsuki and losing his sensei, Naruto is given the responsibility of being the Toad Sage. On his way from the battlefield he acquires two familiar swords that wish for him to become their master. And is Sakura falling for the blonde?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 152,130 - Reviews: 1768 - Favs: 2,490 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Secret of the Uzumaki Clan: Forbidden Power by DemonicLove555 reviews
Four years have passed, Naruto returns with much to tell, Hinata and Naruto get together and Naruto discovers the secret of the Uzumaki Clan and his own Bloodline Doujutsu Rated M for sexual content. 1st Fan Fiction. Completed. Don't expect an update.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 33,429 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Love Private High by Kikyo-chan93 reviews
Two prestigious high schools... One for boys, One for girls... What will happen? I suck at summaries so, read the story...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,836 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
What We Left Behind by Iya Kari reviews
Sakura has spent one intimate night with Sasuke. The consequence, an abandoned child... Full summary inside. Rated M really just to be safe. Read and Review.SasuxSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,839 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Twisted Timeline by MadnessPersonified reviews
Much to his displeasure, Harry is thrown back through time into his six year old body. As a result, Harry decides to contort the timeline, purely for his own amusement.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 173,594 - Reviews: 1244 - Favs: 2,031 - Follows: 1,261 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Useless by ranestar reviews
After Naruto's accident, almost everyone has deserted him. And only one person can help him become the strong man he once was again. NaruxHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,983 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Konoha Exiles by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is exiled after brining the Uchiha back. Reunited with a childhood friend, the pair embark on a journey of discovery that will eventually bring them back to Konoha. NarutoHinata later chapters OCOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 177,437 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 2,105 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Keeper of the White Rose by LZ reviews
The gang is forced to stop on an alien world where a civil war is raging and a sinister empress reigns supreme. Amidst the chaos, Tails befriends the leader of the rebel army and learns his friends are in more danger than they ever suspected!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,913 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Tails, Shadow
A Mother's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to be Hokage. Naru X Hina X Yugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 376,514 - Reviews: 8625 - Favs: 5,003 - Follows: 2,037 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Sonic Goes Emo by Uutama reviews
sonic rents a movie and gets influenced by it and goes emo.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Sonic, Tails - Complete
Naruto Shippuden: In your eyes by Catsi563 reviews
The sequel to In your Arms. Naruto and Sakura take a vacation to a special place. Adventure, Romance and Hijinx ensue in a voyage of discovery. .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,836 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Power Redefined by Deathdingle reviews
AU. Naruto disappeared on a mission, he returns unexpectedly, and gains a few new skills, with changes to his body come changes in his choices.probably not the best summary sorry, I hope it's better than it sounds. please note mystery genre Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 129,475 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Restart by The Gallant Toad Sage reviews
The Akatsuki has been defeated. But at a terrible cost. Hinata was killed during the final battle, with Naruto being killed by the final weapon. But the Death God has other plans. He sends Naruto back to defeat Hebi and fix all the wrongs. M for safty NxH
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,362 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Pain and judgement by kibakun1 reviews
Naruto is attacked at young age by a mob and nealy dies, kakashi saves him but kills a jounin at the time makeing him lose his anbucaptain rank and he has to leave konoha but takes naruto with him. Naru/Hina And some character deaths.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,801 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Konoha High by Achemist-chan reviews
One hot new student, another hot exchange student, weird teachers, and a lot of violent chicks. That's just some of what Konoha High is known for. SasuSaku, GaaOC, InoShika, NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Oil and Water by Enkida reviews
Yuffie, Cloud, Land Worms and donuts. Oh, and of course the sex. Birthday gift for seventhe. COMPLETE
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,731 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Yuffie K., Cloud S. - Complete
Hidden Love by xXShadowNinjaXx reviews
This story takes place when most of the charaters are one year older. Hinata loves Naruto but she can tell him. What should she do. Take a trip in this story to find out how she ends up with Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Hyuuga’s Rival by Lady Bonbones reviews
Hinata finds her rival.A girl from the clan that is rival from hers that arrives to the village after 30 years of been hidden.They are different& very alike and mostly when it comes on getting certain blonde’s attention.Chp30:Truth at Red Lights,Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 102,411 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Kyuubi's Curse by KsNandS reviews
October 10th, just an ordinary day to most people in Konoha. Sakura thought it was a normal day also. But Naruto is discovered missing. When she finds him, she learns a horrible secret he kept all these years! The Curse, of Kyuubi!AU.oneshot DmnNaru&Saku!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,411 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bloodloving for Me by chelsea-chee reviews
Sequel to Bloodlusting for You. Its the aftermath as Naruto realises the full exent of what he & Sakura did. And to top it off, Sasuke is back? Nar/Sak FINAL CHAPTER UP!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,471 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
101 Ways to Annoy Itachi Uchiha by FreeFly629 reviews
101 ways to annoy our favorite Uchiha super-villain, surefire ways to get him to try to kill you and pop a few veins here and there! Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
The perfect time by animefan28 reviews
A narusaku 2 shot! Lemon in second part. Please read and review. Naruto and Sakura get snowed in....read to find out the rest! Its a PWP porn without plot Go to my profile and vote on which pairing I should write about next!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,602 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto's Transformation! by KsNandS reviews
Sakura was excited! Today was the day Naruto was coming back from his 5 year training! But, something's wrong about him. What happens when Naruto attacks his own teacher and is made into a mating machine by Kyuubi? What will happen to Sakura? oneshot.AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,757 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Person I Admire by Gadalla Rune reviews
Its been 3 yrs since the battle at the Valley of the End. Naruto returns home, much to the joy of a certain Hyuuga girl, but to keep that joy they're going to have to fight for it... away from Konoha. NaruXHina & other pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 234,887 - Reviews: 2633 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Sighs of Haruno Sakura by This Ugly Yet Beautiful Author reviews
In his short time in high school Naruto has seen time travelers,espers, and alien killer robots, but now he's about to witness the oddest thing of them all. SAKURA-CHAN WANTS TO MAKE A MOVIE! The Next adventure in the Haruno Sakura series!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,015 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Way I Dreamed IT by Dragon of the Underworld reviews
NH,Expirience the drama, the romance, the action, and the thrill of the story see how Naruto and Hinata come together, the troubles they face, and the passionate moments they share. WARNING rated M 4 Language and LEMONS. Now COMPLETE, read it and enjoy it
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 102,789 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
a memorable night by emorexia reviews
what if naruto sees Hinata naked at the pool, what would happen if hinata has an accident and naruto brings her back to his place, what will they get up to I wonder? hinata x naruto please R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,065 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Troika Parallel by Shivakashi reviews
They finally retrieved Sasuke but Naruto's dreams of becoming Hokage would have to be put on hold. There were far greater things in store the young jinchuuriki: he may have no choice but to believe in destiny. Manga Sp. NaruSaku Inuyasha X Harry Potter
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 191,080 - Reviews: 1492 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
My Little Cherry Blossom, Always and Forever by Mr. NSFL reviews
What happens when two youngsters immense pain brings each other together. Heaven and Earth collide with affection. Will it lead to love or heartbreak? Main Pairings: NaruSaku, KibHina, ShikaIno, and TenLee. AU, Lemons, Sasuke Bashing, and Death
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,197 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fox and Wolf: Konoha's Demise! by KsNandS reviews
Naruto has had it with Konoha to the bone! His dreams, soul, and spirit were crushed by the one he loved. Now he has abandoned Konoha with Kishimaru. Sakura now has to right her wrong and get Naruto back, what will happen? SOME MAJOR ANGST! NaruxSaku. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,651 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pop Goes My Heart by Roxius reviews
A REALLY SHORT ONESHOT. Sora and the gang overhear the sounds of two female lovers having passionate sex. Oh my. AerithXTifa. Shoujo ai, Yuri. Lime, I guess, since it's not completely described as 'sex'. Please R & R!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Aerith G., Tifa - Complete
Tails' Love and Complications by Masterob reviews
My Sequel to Tails' Furry Bomb Adventure. Tails officially loves Cream and wants to make a life with her, but the title of "Mobius' Pimp" may make it hard, and Shadow and Eggman both want the restoration of Maria Robotnik, how will it happen? Hentai here.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,924 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Tails, Cream/Cheese - Complete
Jiraiya's Mission of Love: Naruto and Hinata! by TheKarin reviews
Noticing Hinata's secret love for Naruto, Jiraiya vows to help the little girl out, even if his methods are....highly innapropriate for mere children. Does his plan work? Of course it will! He's Jiraiya damnit! Rated M for a bit of a mature scene.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,687 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Omniscience, Omnipotence, Omnipresence by Primus510 reviews
Naruto is impressed with the abilities of the author. What happens when he wants to become one? NaruXSakuXIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,489 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Just a Little Batty by Black Vipah reviews
A lemon from my sick twisted mind involving Amy and Rouge. Takes place after Creamy Fox, but you can still easily enjoy it without reading it.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,330 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Amy, Rouge - Complete
The shinobi goes to hogwarts by ilovejackdawson reviews
Dumbledoore asks Tsunade to send a few of her shinobi to hogworts to prtoect harry. How will the shinobi react. Friendships and new enemys will be made.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,527 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Hinata's Evil Side by hinata-chan17 reviews
Over the years, Hinata has grown an evil side. Now that Naruto's back, her love life goes downhill cause of her evil... or so she thinks. Will love prevail? We'll see...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Hold on Hinata by HyuugaAmane reviews
On an Sclassed Hinata is badly wounded. After she gets out of the hospital she has no where to go. In a twist of fate she ends up living with her long time crush. Centers around NaruxHina, but also features InoxShika, SakuxSasu, TenxNeji.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 87,557 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Uncuffed by Niamh13 reviews
CloudxYuffie - Morning fun. Rated M for Adult Content.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,750 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Cloud S., Yuffie K. - Complete
A Naruto and Sakura Valentine by spazzgirl reviews
it's Valentine's Day and can two people find someone to spent it with. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tails' Furry Bomb Adventure by Masterob reviews
Tails needs new love after Cosmo, so he wears Tag Body Spray which sexually attracts a lot of girls, which girl will be the new Cosmo? My crack at a hetai story, so if you're more patient that tne s3invisionfree TailsxCream boards, you'll be satisfied.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,513 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Tails, Cream/Cheese - Complete
Hanabi's New Dilemma by Awesomoisawesome reviews
Sequel to Hinata's New Life! Naruto has returned from his training with Jiraiya without a single piece of the Shinigami's Heart. As his mission starts to seem impossible, a piece is reveal. NaruHina and SasuSaku with bits of NaruHana.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,209 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Sins on a Tiled Floor by Yozora Megami reviews
Aerith is awaiting Sora's arrival while she is taking a shower. An unexpected knock on the bathroom door turns into a wet mess in this suspensefull story!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Aerith G., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Never Say Goodbye by JackTheRipper666 reviews
Kakasaku Kakashi's just been assigned to his toughest mission yet: Legal gaurdian to his former student Sakura. It's his job to keep her happy. But does that mean falling in love with her? Disclaimer: I Don't Own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 79,535 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Pregnant Kunoichis are Devious by Arhazivory reviews
Set in ‘The Gift’ Universe. An inside look at what Neji described as Ten-Ten’s 'weird-ass pregnancy emotions’
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Daddy's Little Girl by DeiDei-kunsgirl reviews
Sakura is just a simple girl living the life of most teenagers these days. In a broken home. Her father is a criminal and she hasn't seen him since she was 13. What happens when he rejects her because of something she did when she was 15?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,149 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
One Drunken Night by Meje2 reviews
Naruto is still traveling with Jiraiya but meets Hinata in a pub. What is she doing there and what will happen? I suck at summaries naruhina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,153 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Forbidden love by shika'sgurl22 reviews
This story is about Hinata Hyuuga who finally gets to be with the man of her dreams and everything is going perfectly until someone tries to come in between their love. Hinataxnarutoxneji
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,786 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Caught in the Act by Narutomaniac reviews
Naruto and Shizune have been dating for a while in secret, and now that he‘s 18 they decide to let it leak out. While waiting for Tsunade to meet them so they can let her in on the fact they are dating, Shizune jumps Naruto and then comes the title…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 101 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U., Shizune - Complete
Thats Disgusting by xXMadNinjaSkillzXx reviews
CAUTION: stupidity inside. may cause loss of brain cells
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Sakura H., Orochimaru - Complete
Women of Venus by AchikaMiyu reviews
It looked like she was going to have to grab the bull by the horns, or in this case, Naruto by his . . . well somewhere. Of course this couldn't happen without some training from none other than Anko Mitarashi. Spinoff to Playing Cupid.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,780 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Army Man by KsNandS reviews
Naruto is in the Army in Konoha's strongest forces. Sakura, after Naruto brought Sasuke back, has been with Sasuke. But when Naruto tells her about a horrible truth regarding Sasuke, she doesn't believe it at first, until she see's the truth. AU. oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,725 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Help Wanted After Hours by Psychomaze reviews
Life goes on in the wastelands surrounding Midgar and Edge. Tifa's bar has become an oasis. She is finding herself overwhelmed and needs assistance. Cloud offers, but finds that he is getting more than what he bargained for. Very Long Lemon - Enjoy
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,624 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Love Me for Who I Am by spazzgirl reviews
Naruto and Sakura have been dating, and life was good for him. But then Naruto fuses with the Kyuubi and goes through some BIG changes. full summary inside. One shot. dedicated to my friend Kyuubi's Naruto and Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Play with Me by lord of the land of fire reviews
Naruto has asked his girlfriend over to play. But as Hinata arrives she wonders just what sort of game he has in mind. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 90 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto's True Identity by KsNandS reviews
The Great Kyuubi; lover, Demon King... and father? Kyuubi's child, Naruto, born of Demon Blood was raised outside of Konoha. However, every parent knows that a bird must spread it's wings, and when that happens; Romance is sure to blossom. FoxNaruSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 96,515 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
How She Means So Much to You by spazzgirl reviews
Naruto screams as Kyuubi began to take over his body. Sakura hears it and runs to him. "Hello Sakura-chan," said Naruto/Kyuubi. NarutoxSakura onsided KyuubixSakura. oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto and Hinata: A Christmas Wish come True by XxoOjunefoxOoxX reviews
Every Christmas, Naruto was always alone. Every Christmas, Hinata wanted to be with him, but never found the courage to do so. This Christmas, a kiss under the Mistletoe means so much more. Rated M for lemons. NaruXHina and LeeXOC. Me! XD FINISHED! T-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,500 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
You more than anyone by FemaleEro321 reviews
All a dream? NaruHina LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
What if? by chelsea-chee reviews
What if Sasuke never left for more power? What if Sakura started liking a certain blondehaired ninja a little too early for Sasuke's liking? This is reality, & its hitting them all a little too hard. NarSak & SasSak. Longer summary inside FINAL CHAPTER UP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,741 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The story of kingdom heartsII by anameny02380 reviews
this is my version of kingdom heartsIIthere IS cursing...AND MAYBE use of drugs
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,819 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Roxas, Naminé
Hinata's Wish by GitanaMiaSashenka reviews
Hinata loves Naruto unconditionally, but just how far is she willing to go to love Naruto when Kyuubi is involved?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
50,000 Ways to Say I Love You by Yondaime-Sensei reviews
When Naruto finally gets up the courage to tell Sakura he loves her, he is at a loss for ideas. With a little nudge from Sai, a simple task becomes an ordeal. How will Sakura react? How will Naruto reveal himself? Rated M for safety, Oneshot, NaruxSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,634 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hearts of Heroes by Awesomoisawesome reviews
After Sasuke's betrayal, Jiraiya notices strange events occurring on the other side of the world. Orochimaru might be to blame, so it's up to Team Jiraiya to investigate. AvatarxNaruto crossover. Rewritten, NaruxHinaxToph and SasuxSakuxAzula
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,662 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Decision by Anerwyn reviews
NaruSaku. Inspired by the opening sequence of Shipuuden 01. Lemon, but not the main focus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,960 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto Sakura Story by AMV.maker reviews
Naruto and Sakura have been through alot and now are watching and caring for Konohamaru. Will this new closeness unveil feelings hidden from each other read on naruxsaku slight naruOC... AN i know that the first couple of chaps suck i am workin on it
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,990 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Soul's Salvation by Lady Kogawolf reviews
Guidance comes from the last place Sakura expected, and now, she must walk a new path with surprising results.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 94,440 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Darkness or Light? by LadyMisaga reviews
What happened with the kingdom hearts characters after the second game? What could King Mickey possibly want to see them for? What was this darkness Sora felt slowly growing within him? COMPLETE
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,777 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
The Wishing Stone by KsNandS reviews
Naruto has now become dead serious as he prepares to battle Sasuke. But Sakura is still having nightmares about Naruto's death, will the loving couple ever find happiness, or will they be killed by the Uchiha? OTKNaruxSaku. AU. This is the final story!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,307 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Wishing Star by KsNandS reviews
Sequel to The Wish Granter. Naruto and Sakura can finally rest with Kishimaru as Naruto's younger brother. But Sasuke is still alive and wants to kill Naruto. KyuNaruxSaku. This story is AU. It is rated this way for sexual activity, Langauge, & violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,302 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cherry Hooker by AubreyWitch reviews
In which Naruto gets drunk, comes onto Sakura and she doesn't punch his lights out. Too bad Naruto's not called the number one unpredictable ninja for nothing. LIME ONE SHOT NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Please let me love you Naruto by spazzgirl reviews
what started out as a peaceful dinner became something moreNarux?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto Sakura by nintendo404 reviews
This is an attempt at a first fanfic. As you guessed, it has Naruto and Sakura in it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Best Thing by Nejikitty reviews
Sasuke left and Sakura is depressed. Naruto and Sakura go on a mission and Sakura looses her memory. Naruto decides not to tell her about Sasuke. Could her life be better than ever before? sakuX? Rated T just incase.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,769 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
In Her Bed by KeumbangGoela reviews
Naru x Hina Lemon.....Beware! Very Lemon...Plz Read...When Hinata is sick,Naruto must take care of Her.Sorry About my English Hehehehehehe.......
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Sexy Vipers by animeizmylife reviews
19 yr. old Naruto Uzumaki is on his way to college, but one event leads to another when he gets lost on the way. Boy meets girl, girl tries to rape boy, boy changes girl's views on men and the world
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,228 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The End! by LZ reviews
A lovely little parody fiction to make fun of the Sonic the Hedgehog game endings we all love to hate. Includes SA2B final ending and Shadow final ending. Now includes Team Rose Sonic Heroes ending... more to come
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,637 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Sonic, Shadow
An Unexpected Surprise by Shakra1 reviews
As Naruto layed in his bed alone as the rain poured in Konoha, he gets an unexpected visitor. NaruXHina. LEMON. My first lemon anyway.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Wish Granter by KsNandS reviews
When Sasuke asks Sakura if he could go to her house, she finds it was a trick for pleasure. Also who is staring at Sakura with bloodlusting eyes? Find out AU. Slight SakuSasu, main KyuNaruxSaku. Plot sucks! But good. RATED M FOR A REASON, YOU KNOW WHY.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,409 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hinata's New Life by Awesomoisawesome reviews
Hinata's father disowns her, with no place left to go she moves in with Naruto. However problems arise once Hinata's little sister Hanabi comes to live with them and falls in love with Naruto. NaruHina with slight NaruHana
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,133 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
How I Feel by TheChosenPerson reviews
A short and sweet one-shot about Sora and Kairi admitting their feelings for each other
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,831 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
MIDnight SNaCk by Dragon of the Underworld reviews
NaruHina One-shot, Unable to sleep both Naruto and Hinata realize the reason is because they are hungry. Rated M big time for explicit scene.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Love in Flames by Uber-Shadow reviews
The painful story of Sora, who is ridiculed when his girlfriend commits suicide and he is blamed for it. Depression haunts him as he battles to overcome it, But will he be able to hold on? COMPLETED!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,074 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
100 Ways, 100 Days by Xed14thKey reviews
Could you think of 100 Ways to tell someone you love them? In 100 Days? Roxas can, and he will... [All RoXed Pairing ::WOOT!::] [Series of short Drabbles] [Reviews equal Love :3]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Roxas, Axel
One shot is all you get by Dragon of the Underworld reviews
NaruHina one shot, Naruto realizes that being Hokage is not the only thing he sees in his future. If you like it plz review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Kairi's Second Day Off by Incubus Zenith reviews
DONT READ UNTILL YOU HAVE READ THE FIRST PART! Kairi tryed once before to have the day to herself but this time it might work out! Sora's mad at a tree and Riku is a pervert! like most things I have read or seen. REVIEW PLEASE!SoraXRiku action
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Kairi, Sora - Complete
Icha Icha: Aigyou Kangohei by Fenrir7139 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki returns from his trip with Jiraiya, only to find out that he needs a physical! But when his doctor, Shizune, decides she needs a "closer look", the consequences are more different by far than what they expected! NarutoxMedicHarem. Lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 435 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Naruto U., Shizune
I Will Never Leave You by KantanaAmaya reviews
Hinata starts out training in the park, but will a certain hyperactive knuckleheaded ninja change all that? HinaNaru. Oneshot. WARNING: Lemon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke's REAL Reason for wanting to kill Itachi by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
Why does Sasuke REALLY want to kill Itachi? Be warned, the truth may SHOCK you. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The Gift by spazzgirl reviews
What does Sakura give her boyfriend on his birthday well click to find out
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hinata kills for the first time Guess who? by Romez reviews
OneShot. NaruxHina. Hinata finally gets fed up with Sakura and does the unthinkable. M for swear words, blood, and that's it. Sakura haters will love this and I guarantee you will love this, if you hate Sakura that is, if not, you'll laugh.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Green Eye by LZ reviews
A cliched fiction where Amy tries to make Sonic jealous. He doesn't realize it and tries to make her jealous and blah... blah blah... anyway, check out the sequel, it'll be up soon.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,774 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Sonic, Amy - Complete
Final Destination Sonic Style by Bloodrayne666 reviews
After surviving a fatal roller coaster ride which Amy foresees, the Sonic team start dying in weird bloody accidnets in the same order as their seat. Contains bloody horror and sex scenes. Couplings SONAMY, SHADOUGE. COMPLETE!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,612 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Sonic, Amy - Complete
Naruto's UnFun Night! by Yurichi-kun reviews
CONTAINS SOME EXTREMELY DISTURBING LEMON!By the way to all those people who put up bad reviews I MADE THIS PEICE OF CRAP IN THREE HOURS OUT OF COMPLETE BORDEM SO IF YOUR GOING TO RAID ON THIS I WANNA SEE YOUR THREE HOUR STORY BE BETTER THAN THIS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Gunshots by LZ reviews
After SA2B things are back to normal. That is until a hedgegirl arrives who is mysteriously like Shadow. As Sonic and his friends get into a silly predicament she has her own adventure with the hedgehog everyone thought was dead. FREE SIDEPLOT INSIDE!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,764 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Shadow
Ramen no Jutsu! WHAT! by Romez reviews
[Oneshot] What happens when Naruto tries to create a jutsu that creates Ramen? Well, in this funny turn of events, he gets Hinata! Thing is, she tastes like Cinnamon rolls, if you know what I mean. NarutoxHinata, Lemon in there. Some humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Living Among Leaves by NarutoNerd reviews
What begins as a simpple mission becomes a relationship, and then an adventure for all of Konoha. M for violence and lemons. NaruHina, SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 199,200 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Life at Hidden Academy: NaruSaku Tale by Born From a NaruSaku Lemon reviews
Naruto wins a bet against his girlfriend, Sakura, and now she has to clean his room. Things don't go as planned when she decides to torture him with a nice little outfit. NaruSaku. Rated M for Lemon. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,422 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/28/2007 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Hinata's Secret Life by jenniebennie reviews
Hinata is sent on a solomission to spy on the hidden village of sound. Her cover is as a doctor. But what happends when she doesn't come home alone. Chapter 4 has a lemon. Be warned Chapter 14 has a lemon be warned again and so does chapter 31
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 124,914 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Whiskey Lullaby by Crystalice24201 reviews
Sora found Kairi's secret, leading to something drastic. Kairi soon follows. What will be the outcome? Rated M for alcohol, suicide, and depression. And some language. KxS
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Lost by WarmasterCain55 reviews
Sakura found out about Kyuubi and in the process, broke his heart. Will a night in a karaoke bar help the cherry blossom figure out her feelings? NaruSaku. Oneshot. Rather angsty. Renamed. Betaed up. Possible sequel if enough positive reviews.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Inner Ninjas by thevessel reviews
A pointless story that starts out with Inner Sakura, Inner Naruto and Inner Kakashi playing cards and ends with Inner Kakashi and a unicorn. One Shot please review even if you hate it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Sleepover Spies by Bloodrayne666 reviews
Requested by ShaDoWxROugE4eva, Rouge, Blaze and Amy are having a sleepover at Amy’s house, talking about what we girls love to talk about, but little do they know they’re being spied on by Sonic and the gang! COMPLETE! Contains YURI, YOAI and LEMON
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,715 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Shadow, Rouge
How Lucky Am I by KATIPUNAN'S KYUUBI reviews
Naruto is the luckiest guy in konoha. Why? Beacuse of Hyuuga Hanabi. NaruxHana Lots of Lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 104 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Naruto U., Hanabi H. - Complete
A Certain Ninjas Diary by AlexWIERDO reviews
Someone has a secret love YuffieXCloud...see how it plays out ...CHAP 20 is out..BOO YEAH!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,197 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Yuffie K., Cloud S.
Drawn Together NaruHina by Italian Fluff reviews
They were simply drawn together by fate. And with the sake of their village on the line, two unlikely people will team up, and in some chaotic way, find love. NaruHina COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,872 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Sonic the Hedgehog's Dracula by Bloodrayne666 reviews
Bram Stoker's Dracula retold, with Sonic the Hedgehog characters. Rated for blood and sexual content. Couplings: SonicXAmy, ShadowXRouge. COMPLETE!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,082 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Sonic, Amy - Complete
A Single Flower by Anime-Jrockloverqueen12 reviews
Sakura finds herself forming feelings for Naruto. Sasuke is becoming jealous,but he doesn't want to admit he has feelings for Sakura. Who will this lone flower chose? NarSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,272 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Kingdom Hearts: One More Vacation by Sulhadahne reviews
Sequel to KH: Axelerate! Leon has declared the last break before the Org and RGRC go after the Door to Light. Trouble's brewing.. someone is out for the Org XIII.. and Vexen's MARRIED! But who is the stranger that keeps appearing? Could she be...? COMPLETE
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 145,591 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Sora, Vexen, Zexion, Roxas - Complete
sexual depression by sectumsempra394 reviews
hinata is raped but she doesn't cope well with it and will it come back to haunt her .....what will her friends do if they find out? rated R for lots of sex violence and words not meant for the heavensshippuuden x 2 they're 1819 in the story
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,471 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Worlds Apart by MavsGirl22 reviews
He brought his lips right by her ear and lightly placed his hands on her hips. His breath was hot on her neck… “Who says I’m trying to come on to you?”... SoraxKairi. Rating for alcohol, lang, and some adult themes.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,468 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
one and only by The Soup reviews
Aeris and Tifa agree to Axel's moneymaking scheme. [AerisxTifa, implied AxelxRoxas]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Aerith G., Tifa - Complete
Kairi's Day off by Incubus Zenith reviews
Kairi finally has the day to herself but when Sora comes and asked for her to play with him, Kairi yells something to distract Sora. Kairi runs and Sora worries.WARNING flames Sora, and i dont hate sora i love him REVIEW
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Secret Attraction by econ720 reviews
How will the fact that Sakura found out the truth about the Kyuubi affect her and Naruto's relationship? Takes place right after timeskip. !WARNING! M for lemon and language. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,959 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Harvest Moon Naruto Edition by Awesomoisawesome reviews
After revealing his secret to his friends and having them disown him, Naruto leaves to start a new life as a farmer in the Flower Bud Village. Story is about Naruto's life as he gets used to the changes that his new profession creates. NaruHinaMaria
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,645 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A True Valentines by Blood Seraph reviews
Naruto comes in to the hospital in a near death state and Tsunada's to weak to heal him, so it's up to Sakura! What does she realize while healing him on Valentines day! NaruSaku Twopart LEMON IN PART TWO! PART TWO UP!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sleepoverone shot by XOX-Chii-XOX reviews
When ino,Tenten and Sakura have a sleepover it can get a little over the top especialy when they get unexpected guests.......
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Sakura H., Tenten - Complete
Kinky Jack Spicer's Stupid Ninja Plan by Awesomoisawesome reviews
With things not going right for the Heylin side, Jack decides to even the playing field by hiring real ninjas from Konoha. NaruHina SakuLee and others
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Bloodlusting for You by chelsea-chee reviews
Nar/Sak/Kyu One-shot Lemon. After a tiring battle in demon form, it was then Naruto realised that he didn't change back! Now, along with newly formed fox instincts, he goes off in search of the girl that he loves, to mate with. Whether he wants to or not.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,106 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hinata Snaps by Lucia Di Lammermoor reviews
It's always the quiet ones that snap...funny, R&R please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: Hands Of Destiny by Terra Of Genesis reviews
Post Manga Chp 318: Naruto has successfully returned Sasuke and Orochimaru has fallen, however he has had to make the ultimate sacrifice. The struggle is on as he attempts what no man has before, to change his destiny. [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 144,691 - Reviews: 1895 - Favs: 2,062 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Picture This by meadows-peak reviews
He'll never do it again I'm sure. NaruxSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Me, Myself, and Sonic by LZ reviews
Sonic moves into my house with his pals. This is the story of their adventures while under my roof. Will they ever escape? It's over, you can take it off your story alert now
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 67,975 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Sonic - Complete
Just a Little Late by KagemaneNoJutsu reviews
Sakura remembers the event leading to Naruto's and Sauske's death. Warning Sauske is not a hero in this story so if your a major Uchiha fan' dont read. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Death Before Dishonor: Interlude by TVO reviews
An injured Naruto is licking his wounds after a messy battle one. A terrible battle, a horrible war is about to be waged on Konoha. Sakura is now aware of her true feelings and will finally reveal them to Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,434 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
An Heir of Pure Blood by Saotome Kyuubi reviews
Hiashi is disappointed at his children and wants an heir of pure blood. Adding a touch of passion spice to Hinata's and Neji's food would seem like a way to go. Oneshot NaruHina with a touch of NejiTenten... and no, it's not a lemon story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,114 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Was it really losing Innocence? by Sheena-X-Zelos reviews
Naruto and Hinata spend their first night together and it leads to that mature time in their relationship. How will it turn out for them? [NaruXHina][oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto Truth or Dare Game by Battle Toads reviews
Truth or Dare Gamewith some meaning, dont know where its at but you as readers can find it R&R Thanks! note: i wount be able to update my stories untill June 14, 2006 or so...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/2/2006 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2 Bloopers by fireawayfireaway reviews
Another update. I am uber sorry for keeping you guys waiting. So yeah, Ch. 5 up!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 1/17/2006
Heartstrings and Beach Things by ASortofWing reviews
Sora is faced with the problem of telling Kairi how he really feels about her. Follow he and Kairi through one very long day at the beach as he tries to finally confess. KH2 Spoilers. M for content. SXK, RXOC. Sweet Story. I love Reviews! Complete.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,914 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
shh don't tell Naruto by cjthejounin reviews
Naruto's birthday is coming up and tsunades planning a suprise but in order to do that she must lock very one in a mansion for 50 days with taks to do. naruhina sasusaku and others along the way rated m for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,983 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Teasing by Lord Geryon reviews
ONESHOT Naruto and Temari have just had a very successful first date, and as Naruto walks her back home, they tease each other back and forth until one of them hits upon a very sore subject.NaruTema
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Let Me Catch You by Noizchild Johnson reviews
Sakura ends up in an abusive relationship with a sex addict. She runs to Naruto for comfort. But how far will he go to protect her? M for later chapters. Naru Saku and Saku OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 16,927 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/8/2006 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rain of Sorrow by shirozora reviews
A two year calm shatters with the beginning of the final gathering. A holocaust in the horizon but no Keyblade Master stands to stop it. How far will Kairi and Riku go to find him? What truth remains behind Sora's disappearance? DISCONTINUED
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 115,339 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Kairi - Complete
Charm School for Ninjas by Ambrant Arandel reviews
A B Ranked mission in a boarding school? Slight romantic themes. SasukexSakura and NarutoxHinata. Rated M for Safety. Completed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,151 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/1/2006 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Fox Hunt by dave-d reviews
What is going on? Why do all of the girls that Naruto knows want him to father their children? The answer: kitsune. STORY MODIFIED 12 28 2005.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 91,601 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Complete
The Sweetest Gift by Ryoko Blue reviews
COMPLETE: Pairings: YxTxYY Threesome oneshot: Yugi wants to get Téa a special gift for Christmas, he doesn’t know that he has already given her the best gift, and can Yami make up for a terrible mistake?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,119 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Anzu M., Yūgi M. - Complete
The Violent Hamtaro Story! by Sammer Bananer reviews
Hamtaro and the gang become real human Anime characters and go on a vacation to an island paradise! Dirty romace, stabbing, curse words, blood and guts, TACO BELL! This is gonna be awesome!
Hamtaro - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,638 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Complete
Encyclopedia Ninja by drunkdragon reviews
What if the Kyuubi, when Naruto learned to tap into its chakra, gave him more than just that? What power lies in its gifts? NaruHina, KakaKure, maybe more. AU. Possible OOC. Originally called Kyuubi Personalities. lemons. complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 118,979 - Reviews: 1760 - Favs: 2,552 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 10/17/2005 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
No Guts, No Glory by Kuwabaras pupil-I.P.Freely reviews
Naruto and Hinata are engaged now. But will thier love conquer all as well as the Jounin exams? The finals have begun. New faces will collide with the old as they all try to become Jounins. This fic has everything and i suck at summarys
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 80,972 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 5/12/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Wizard Ninjas by Ninja-Wizard reviews
The ninjas of Naruto are Hogswarts students, and sometimes visa-versa. What's gonna happen? We certainly don't know. XD Lots of boys--no girls.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,589 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/26/2004 - Published: 6/8/2004
Twisted Fate by Aufhellung Ehrgeiz reviews
Naruto has returned from a training that makes Konoha’s boys lethal weapons! Naruto has fallen for Hinata while Sakura has fallen for Naruto. Chaos happens after a mission and choosing one of the girls may cost one of the girl’s lives. HinaXNaruXSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,208 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/18/2004 - Published: 8/30/2003
What? by Dark Nemesis 7 reviews
Temari and Kankuro discover one of Gaara's secret hobbies when he's alone in his room...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2003
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Kingdom Hearts: A Behind the Scenes Look Disney Begged Not to Have reviews
After returning home from slaying heartless like a boss, Sora's girlfriend Kairi happened upon a DVD Disney tried to erase from existence.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,759 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
The Completely Ridiculous YuGiOh! Duel reviews
This here is my first story. It's a complete crack fic and was crafted by me and my two friends one day while bored. Features Yusei at the end Briefly. Rated for language. Sorry it's short. Enjoy!
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Yūsei F. - Complete