Yogurtin the Doctor
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Joined 11-03-07, id: 1412381, Profile Updated: 04-23-10
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

Just a young misguided author looking for inspiration once lost.

First of all my birth language isn't English, because I'm a Russian kid. I like learning new languages and to improve my level of English I decided to continue writing little drabble fanfics. Or so I hope to do so.
It has been three years since I began uploading stories to FFN. Amazingly my SasoDei obsession hasn't faded that much since three years ago and Sasori is still my favorite character from Naruto.

Favorite Anime:
Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann (TTGL)
Junjou Romantica (JR)
Darker than Black (DTB)
Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood (FMAB)
Durarara!!

Favorite manga:
Beelzebub
Junjou Romantica
Sekaiichi Hatsukoi

As for Yaoi I'll have to be honest: I don't like it that much as I used to, but I still do If there's love involved. (I just can't ignove a good love story).

PS. I will not delete nor update my old stories.

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Clay and Puppets by Emerald707 reviews
In which, all is not over for Sasori. Between his fellow Akatsuki, the menacing Hirohito, and his new and troublesome partner, he may even find a beginning. SasoDei, Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 194,842 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Magic City by Devilis Kyuu reviews
AU Fic. Sasori was a successful puppet businessman. On the way to a business meeting one day, his car broke down. Deciding not to make his fellow businessmen wait for him, he got out of his car and decided to walk towards his destination when
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,579 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Into the Fire by Arrina-san reviews
Highschool AU. It's a new year in a new school for Deidara. And persistent enemies, crazy students and teachers and overall bad luck warmly welcome him. But despite all the bad luck, something good has to happen once in a while…right? SasoDei and others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 147,192 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
車輪の兄弟 Sharingan no Gokyoudai by Emerald707 reviews
In which, Itachi has been captured and is being held in Kumogakure. As the trial over the infamous Uchiha criminal rages between Konoha and Kumo, will Sasuke's visits to Itachi's cell reveal that he still holds a bond with his brother? Yaoi. ItaSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,625 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Lightning by this be a dead account reviews
Sasori undergoes emotional turmoil concerning his college roommate, Orochimaru. Deidara takes it upon himself to cure his new friend. M for implied non-con, language, and mature topics in dialogue. OroSaso and DeiSaso. Alternate Universe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,221 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Tuesdays With Sasori by MakoMori reviews
AU: Deidara finds himself part of an investigations team for the murder of Sandaime, but the murderer is more than meets the eye; leaving Deidara to realize that his heart, mind and body have fallen captive to a fifteen-year-old psychopath.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,244 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Morning Sickness by Reno Keehl reviews
Deidara wakes up to find himself completely naked and Sasori watching over him half-dressed. Follows the bizarre antics of the two men as they come to confess their feelings in the strangest, sexually awkward ways possible. As humourous as my works gets.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Revival by Maelza reviews
Slightly AU - After Sasori's 'death' Things take a different turn, Sasori becoming revived yet unable to return to the Akatsuki and Deidara not knowing Sasori is alive. Sasodei and Mature for various reasons. Warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,656 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Can You See Me? by AestheticAcoustic reviews
AU Deidara's heart is failing and he has less than six months to live. Surgery could save him, but it's expensive. Can he get a kiss from his crush, Sasori Akasuna, before it's too late? Full summary inside. SasoDei. Lemons. Complete! SEQUEL DELETED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,043 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Dearest Deidara by Wrath Of Fire reviews
Even when apart, Deidara can always expect a letter for him in the mailbox... :SasoDei:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Thumbtack by niver reviews
/AU/ So Deidara's a struggling, illegal immigrant, and Sasori's a kid who's not quite a kid. Obviously they'll get along great. /Deisasodei/ /in-progress/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,541 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Forgive by this be a dead account reviews
When Sasori and Deidara have a huge falling out, the blonde is shattered, and turns to Tobi for comfort. Romantic, fluffy stuff. Shounen-ai, rated T for Hidan-like language. Sasori x Deidara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,995 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Our Icha Icha Paradise by Emerald707 reviews
In which, the guys must live together in a house known as 'The Icha Icha House'. Pairings all around with SasuNaru, LeeGaa, ShikaNeji, and ShinoKiba. Probably not going to be updated again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,919 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tantalizing Enticements by Maelza reviews
Sasori believes Deidara needs fear embedded into him, to fear him. Yet, Sasori becomes addicted to torturing Deidara. Sasodei, yaoi, lime, rape
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,996 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Simulation Murder by Darkmoonphase reviews
Settings change to suit the murderer's intentions. -not really sasodei. rated for the descriptive bloody scenes.-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
After All by owlickz reviews
Sasori was annoyed by everything he did. But even after all of that, he loved him. One night after a bad dream, his annoyance came to him, seaking comfort. SasoDei. Oneshot. Lemony goodness!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
The ABCs of Sasodei by Maelza reviews
Tewnty-six facts or ideas of Sasodei - Is NOT crack, it's serious. Warnings: Yaoi, Suggestions of Sex, sadism, masochism, and slight slight angst M for Sex-related topics and Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Dadaist by MakoMori reviews
Deidara saw the look in the redhead’s eyes and instantly regret what he had said. His stomach churned in expectation of meeting the most painful of poisons. He swallowed hard, his exposed throat awaiting the fatal grip of Sasori’s fingers. SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,871 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Five Stolen Kisses by Flareons reviews
a.k.a. Five Times That Lavi Managed to Steal a Kiss From Kanda.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Complete
Scintilatting Serenade by noniq reviews
Time to set things up! Sasori is confuse and Deidara needs certainty. Deidara suddenly becomes intensely active showing his affection, but unfortunately Sasori's still unsure about his own feeling. So, how would they end this floating relationship?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,974 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Euphoria is a Beach by jewel-shards reviews
Sasori and Deidara have fun on the beach. First Lemon. Fluff. DeiSaso Please review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Dreaded Love Potion by Atopos reviews
Sasori claims that whatever feelings he has for Deidara will only last for as long as that stupid potion Hidan gave him is around for. What happens when he begins to think otherwise? Warnings: Yaoi, SasoxDei, and Hidan swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,736 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Explosions of Emotion by Starling Short reviews
Sasori finally meets his new partner, Deidara, and ends up feeling things he hasn't felt in years. How do you resist a flirt with mouths on his hands anyway? A SasoDei DeiSaso fic that isn't a Oneshot! Yaoi Smut and LEMON in chapters 6, 8 and 11!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,348 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Imagine by Ohsoup reviews
He could only pretend that it was Deidara doing this to him, hands massaging him and whispering things that would bring Sasori to his knees. [Itasaso YAOI][Sasodei]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Sasori, Itachi U. - Complete
Sting of a Scorpion by BrightBrightWorld reviews
While resting in an inn, Deidara is stung by a scorpion. Paralyzed and deathly scared, he is unable to do anything. Will Sasori be able to resist the temptation? SasoDei Warning: Heavy yaoi, lemon. You have been warned xD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,409 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Perfection by BrightBrightWorld reviews
Sasori often wonders why he is so obsessed with his blonde partner. SasoDei drabble. Rated M for yaoi and some very slight gore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
My Favorite Puppet by Miko Takahashi reviews
There was no sobbing, no begging for him to wake up, just silent grieving as he disemboweled the one he loved the most. SasoDei. Rated M for blood and gore. OneshotDrabble. A bit OOC, read at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
A Glimpse of Normalcy by Dark Hope Assassin reviews
Never again could she afford to be human. None of the Akatsuki were and neither was he, their founder. All she needed after a hectic day was a fleeting glimpse of normalcy. She would've never thought he'd give her so much more to see. [PeinKonan] [Now AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,521 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Manicurist by Lyricism reviews
AU. When Kisame comces to yet another new school, the last thing he wants is to get noticed. But when a kid named Itachi refuses to leave him alone, will Kisame forge something emotional, or just get annoyed to hell?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,946 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Fireworks of Eternity by BrightBrightWorld reviews
Sequel to Denial. After their unlikely confession, Sasori and Deidara deepen their relationship, exploring through art, dango and passion of different sorts. Shonen ai, yaoi. Contains lime and lemon xD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,906 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
The Model by sharingank reviews
Deidara didn't realize that Sasori was a skilled drawer until the day his partner asked him to pose for a sketch. SasoDei oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Crash by sharingank reviews
In which Deidara has a headache, and Tobi suggests a shower. Little known to Deidara, Tobi fully intends to join him. DeiTobi oneshot. Note the rating. It's there for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Danna, It's Nothing by KonohaKunoichi12 reviews
Gotta read this, SasoDei fans! xD Hillarious! WARNING! An annoying Deidara, a pissed off Sasori, and a crazy author... ENJOY!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
The worse he treats me, the more he loves me by HyperRyu-chan69 reviews
It would always be a lovehate relationship between them. Always. sasori x deidara Yaoi. R & R please! Rated M for yaoi...nuff said .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Bite by Mahi-Mahi reviews
[AU] Few creatures of the night have captured our imagination like Vampires. What explains our enduring fascination with Vampires? Is it the over tellings of sexual lust, power, control? ItaSaku, Oneshot...darkness ensues...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,508 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 97 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Request and Reapproach Chronicles by yukuro reviews
Itachi and Kisame have a favor to ask of Sasori. A very interesting...request. [minor ItachixSasuke, SasorixDeidara]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Sasori - Complete
How to make it go away by Atropa13 reviews
After a fight Lee always have this problem, usually he takes care of it... but now he's in the company of Gaara...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Gaara, Lee R.
Coffee Beans and Jenga Pieces by firefly reviews
Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
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Forever Mine reviews
The great puppet masters - Akasuna Sasori's reasons for hating love. But he finds the one he cannot hate - his partner Deidara. SasoDei drabble
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Crimson Dusk reviews
He was without a name thus he had no future. Until 'The son of the sunset' came and gave him a new life. Sasori finds little Deidara alone in the woods and makes him his student. SasoDei maybe Yaoi in future. Rated M for violence and blood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Feel reviews
What it is like to feel another? Deidara wondered and Sasori showed him what its like. SasoDei Fluff Shonen Ai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete