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Joined 11-03-07, id: 1412389, Profile Updated: 07-29-08
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

Name: Elizabeth

height: I unno, 5 something.

Age: 13

Lhuves: Harry Potter. Twilight. Parody. My Chemical Romance. Gerard Way. Panic At The Disco. Ryan Ross. Sirius Black. Playing guitar. x

Hates: People who judge, all too quickly.

Wishes: To be the friction in your jeans.

I plan to review each and every story I read!

Which isn't many, I hope... sigh

www.myspace.com/aperfectdisasterxx

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25 Ways to Annoy HP Characters! by pshhhh yeahh reviews
Just what the title says. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/3/2007
Half Moon by The Underground Symphony reviews
Edward left Bella AGAIN! A few years later, she marries Jacob and had a child named Trinity. Trinity is special, in a way. Bella's life is shaken when Edward comes back and a new species of vampires threatens La Push. MY FIRST FAN FIC!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,608 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
The Real Thing by 4give4get reviews
Crack fic. DO NOT READ IF YOU DON'T APRECIATE HUMOR! I mean no offense to anyone! This is what I think should happen in the series. Oneshot. JacobxOC. Pokes fun at Breaking Dawn, which was the most horrific book of them all.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
The Golden Year by hopelesslyXobsessed reviews
Yes, the golden year. When Lily finally sees that James is not the git she has clamed him to be for the past 6 years. my very first story
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,559 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
That Ferret! by emaji reviews
Draco Malfoy has been a constant pain in my you know where for the last six years. But now ... “Going to the library, huh? Can’t wait until 8?” He whispers softly, teasing me. “Like I said, you just can’t resist my charm.” That ferret! Please R&R & enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,966 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Truth about Hermione by lalababee reviews
Harry and Ron spend the summer at Hermione's house. While looking for Hermione's old perfects badge, the teens find a shocking revelation of Hermione's birth. FINALLY FINISHED! REDID chapter 7!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,532 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Complete
Truth or Dare At the Burrow by beachbumyeahh reviews
Six teenagers, alone in a huge house. Everybody bored. What will they do? How 'bout a little game of truth or dare! Madness will ensue! Secrets will be revealed! And lots of embarrassing moments! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,269 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
And the Insanity Begins by Woodland's Cloud reviews
Takes place after Eclipse. Edward and Bella are getting married, but they face many problems along the way. Will they be able to face the worst, or will their relationship end horribly? Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,222 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 11/17/2007
Randomness Not Worthy Of A Title by pshhhh yeahh reviews
Has obsessiveness, thunder scars, and Taco Bell dogs. What's not to like?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
10 Things by emmiewritings reviews
Ten things you didn't know about Ron, Ginny, Draco, Hermione, and Harry. Disclaimer: If you reconize it, its not mine.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Ginny W. - Complete
Things HP characters wud neva say! by alyssialui reviews
Heres another list of various situations, scenarios and statements taht the characters of the Potterverse would never utter from their mouths, JKRowling forbid. I hope you find it funny
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 24,489 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Complete
Truth Or Dare by musical-gerbil reviews
The whole gang, at the Cullen house, trapped inside on a rainy night. Add some boredom, and throw in Emmett’s competitiveness, Bella’s clumsy streak, Rosalie’s vanity, Alice’s quirky sense of humour, Edward’s protectiveness, Jasper’s naivety and Carlisle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,040 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Complete
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Randomness Too Stupid For A Title reviews
Read the title! It's just some random thought. But it's pretty funny. ::smiles seductively:: Please Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Smiles In Years reviews
Not an Edward and Bella story, but a story all about Alice! Japser leaves Alice and she's a wreck. Until someone finds her... FirstFanfic
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Complete