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Author has written 2 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away,

but if the doctors cute then screw the fruit.

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The Left Leg by Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. An unfortunate incident during a battle merges Wildrider and Air Raid with the wrong Gestalt. Will the Stunticons and the Aerialbots manage to adapt to their new teammates or will they tear them apart in the process? Life is one ironic slagger.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 115,489 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Wildrider, Air Raid
Key to Merwe by BlueBastard reviews
Wikus van de Merwe had believed the Prawn didn't understand the concept of property or ownership. As he looked with trepidation into the Prawn's eyes, he realized he was wrong. M/M slash, xeno Christopher/Wikus
District 9 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,996 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Wikus V.D.M., Christopher J.
Deal Closure by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
Pharma used to have ethics, and real reasons for the deal he made with the DJD. Tarn has ways to make him forget it all.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,840 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Tarn, Pharma - Complete
Promise Not to Tell by P.A.W.07 reviews
Bumblebee has been harboring a secret for as long as he's existed and Bee stresses HE. The problem is that the Allspark is gone and now their race is as good as extinct ... save for a little secret of Bee's that he's willing to do almost anything to keep. Hidden-gender. 2007 movieverse. Also on A03.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 161,861 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Bumblebee, Ratchet, Barricade, Sam Witwicky - Complete
Wing Shift by FireCracker7 reviews
Skyfire has a major falling out with Optimus Prime. He leaves the autobots and learns his true heritage as decepticon. Starscream awaits, as do many others.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 203,029 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 4/5/2008
A New Beginning by Gwenh reviews
Wikus endures his transformation and finds that his new life and body supersedes his humanity in unexpected ways. The Story is rated M, for MATURE, as alien coupling and reproduction will be explored, along with adult themes.
District 9 - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 75,811 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Wikus V.D.M., Christopher J. - Complete
The Garden That Wasn't by Surrender reviews
Crowley and Aziraphale have barely had time to relax and enjoy their success in preventing the Apocalypse when another pressing matter makes itself known. The Garden of Eden has returned to Earth, but not in the form they expected. Now edited.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,281 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 10/4/2007 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale
Protection by Juana la Cliker-Rooster reviews
Transformers Animated: Jazz falls for Prowl instantly, and lets him know it. However, things get difficult when Sentinel starts some mild drama and Lockdown comes into the picture. Don't read if you dislike it, easy as that. READ AUTHOR'S NOTES.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,264 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Jazz, Prowl
Sticky Situations by Okami-chan reviews
Mechanical sticky. A conglomeration of fics exploring femme Prowl's relationships with various mechs, mostly Sideswipe. Warnings within. Ch. 8: Ratchet gets drunk, Prowl takes him back to his quarters.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,374 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Sideswipe, Prowl
Ignition by Atlantia reviews
MOVIEVERSE SamxBumblebee SEQUEL TO COMBUSTION. After the struggles of the last few weeks, Sam and Bumblebee think they have finally escaped and can live their lives in peace. But with 3 different factions after them, their time and choices are running out
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,581 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Sam Witwicky, Bumblebee
Eyes of Truth by Cyndi reviews
Primacron resurfaces, and Unicron learns a frightening truth about himself. .o Ambrosiaverse, UnicronxStarscream SLASH o.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,252 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Starscream, Unicron - Complete
Light of the Sun by Lune Nightingale reviews
G1 What happens when the light of your world is extinguished and the reason for living is gone? Sunstreaker has to learn this the hard way with help he didn't really want. Character death, angst, romance. Sunstreaker/Sideswipe, Sunstreaker/Prowl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,146 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Sunstreaker, Prowl
Tinman by Fire Redhead reviews
2007 Movieverse. Ironhide adjusts to his new role as the Lennox family guardian.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,997 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Ironhide - Complete
Portraits by Gloria Stone reviews
One knows the truth and the other is the light to show the way. She found him, saved him, and is repairing him. Was it the right thing to do? There is no right, No black and white, only gray Bonecrusher/Mikeala
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 79,163 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007
To Heal a Soul by Water-smurf reviews
Movieverse When a suicide victim searches desperately for help, she comes across an emergency vehicle, and the person it is may just be the help she needs.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,612 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Complete
Whispers of the Restless by Water-smurf reviews
No one saw it coming. He committed suicide, and nobody knew why. But then weird and dangerous things started happening, and a psychic may be their only hope to fix it... before someone else gets hurt.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,587 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
Deadlocked by Demyrie reviews
TFA. War is his life, and the life of his team. Sari is empty, and Bulkhead perished years ago. Prowl seeks silence and relief in space, but Lockdown offers him something a little more... permanent, and little more enjoyable: control. LockdownxProwl. DARK
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,732 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Lockdown, Prowl - Complete
Rubicon by OKami-hu reviews
TF:Animated. History repeats itself - old customs get rediscovered when a little Bot decides to follow his Spark's calling. What is bonding, and why was it forgotten? couples vary in each part, slash. 4chan rec'd/recommended!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 120,738 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008
Falling by vericus reviews
G1, slash - Prowl isn't too pleased when Optimus decides to send his two highest ranked officers on a recon mission, but a fall on his door wings leads to some pleasant discoveries. Story only pretends to have a plot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,152 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Imperatif Biologique Oblige by dark kitsune reviews
Jazz/Mirage mech!slug slash. G1 and veeeery AU. See inside for full details. During a routine patrol, Jazz and Mirage have a run in with the Decepticons and are turned into something rather...sticky. Complete and utter crack.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Complete
The Great Canadian Wilderness by Arctic Banana reviews
Getting lost in Canada provides many a chance to annoy Bonecrusher.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Bonecrusher, Blackout - Complete
Life is a Tree by Cyndi reviews
Each root and limb connected to the same trunk. .o TFA ProwlxJazz, sequel to Light o.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,261 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
101 Ways To Know You're Addicted To Transformers by eeyop1428 reviews
Just as the title says - a 100-strong list of common and weird symptoms of Transformers addiction. Read on inside! *Revised January 2015*
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
Noblesse Oblige by rageai reviews
G1. Mirage's life as a young Tower mech is perfect, as far as he's concerned. That is, until his father decides it's time for him to get a personal attendant. Life with the most unusual mech he's ever met is certain to require a bit of adjustment. Slashy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,458 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Mirage, Jazz
Mama Wheeljack by AutobotV reviews
Sequel to the popular Everyone Loves Wheeljack! Who is the father of Wheeljack's baby and your votes counted big time! How will our Wheeljack cope with being a mummy and will he ever find love?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,893 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008
Could Be, Might Be, A Possibility by Macx reviews
moviefic, Imperfection Deviation 'verse. An accident puts Will Lennox in a situation he hadn't signed up for when he became commander of the human unit of the Autobot base. It changes his life forever.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Captain Lennox, Ironhide - Complete
Pillars of Creation by Cyndi reviews
They were literally inside of each other. .o Armadaverse, StarscreamxUnicron, takes place after Ambrosia o.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,778 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Unicron, Starscream - Complete
The Name Game by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Movieverse. What if the humans started wondering about the names their Cybertronian friends chose for themselves? Why is Starscream, Starscream? Or Bumblebee called Bumblebee? Well, they put their tiny, organic brains together to try and figure it out...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,276 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
Rhythm of Creation by BuddhaBooty reviews
Armada: Read the Ambrosia series before you read this! In the dark many things become distorted, many fears arise, and you may even see some ghosts from your past, but when those ghosts cause you to hurt you lover, what do you do? Rape and spark scars.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
Light by Cyndi reviews
Those with vision needed it to see. .o Animated. JazzxProwl SLASH o.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,414 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Tales of Mojo 'Superdog' by Phoenix13 reviews
MOVIEVERSE The adventures of Sam's Chihuahua, Mojo, with the Autobots. Chapter 11 Bumblebee, Sam, and Mojo are caught red-handed in Optimus Prime's quarters looking for naughty femme material under his recharge berth - but by who?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,226 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 10/5/2007
Medical Therapy by Kuja's Little Mage reviews
What happened in "Night Shift" from Ratchet's POV. The CMO can't stand being by himself, so he seeks out Ironhide's company, and amuses himself while the mech is asleep on duty. Short fic, Ratchet x Ironhide SLASH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Night Shift by Kuja's Little Mage reviews
Ironhide is stuck on guard duty one night and is incredibly bored. When he falls asleep on duty, he wakes up to a rather pleasant surprise. Drabble, Ratchet x Ironhide SLASH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
For The Race by LittleMewLugia reviews
When Sam wishes he could do something for the Autobots in recompense for destroying the AllSpark, the energy left within him grants his wish in a way he never imagined.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,530 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
Routine by KrysSaiyan reviews
-You've skipped out on it since we woke up on this backwater mudball. Our performance is suffering.- Starscream, Thundercracker, snd Skywarp engaging in trine-snuggling and bonding. As much as one can, with a wingmate like Starscream anyway. Not fluffy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Starscream, Thundercracker - Complete
Promise Not to Tell: A Hounding Secret by P.A.W.07 reviews
Bumblebee continues to struggle with 'HIS' secret. Needing a place to mope, the youngling retreats towards the outlook. Hound, of course, was thinking the same thing. One-shot. Crack-fic off of the 'Promise Not to Tell' story line. 2007verse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Bumblebee, Hound, Barricade - Complete
Everyone Loves Wheeljack by AutobotV reviews
After being told by a female Autobot he wasn't that good looking, Wheeljack invents a device to make any machine he wants fall in love with him! However he forgot to add the gender setting! Warning: It's an Transformer Shounen-Ai and hilarious scenes!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,664 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Wheeljack - Complete
What The Frag? by xXsomeoneelseXx reviews
Blackbird attempts to understand humans, with humorous results. This is a collection of mutant plot bunnies that won't leave me alone. Contains OOCness. Based on my fic Turn Back.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,534 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008
A Dance to Remember by Cyndi reviews
Suddenly, she found herself glad she never made it to the prom. .o Movieverse, botxhuman OptimusxMikaela o.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,606 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/16/2008 - [Mikaela B., Optimus Prime] - Complete
Anything To Help by KrysSaiyan reviews
Miles would have said it was standard alien behavior. Mikaela would have been weirded out, but amused. Sam just wondered what exactly he'd done to piss off the universe. Slash for science, and implications of mpreg. Written for the TF kink meme on LJ.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,435 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Bumblebee, Sam Witwicky - Complete
Angel by Iris magic reviews
It's either the Decepticons suddenly have a Medic of their own or there's something very wrong with the Autobots. Pairings: many implied. Warnings language, mentioned adult situations, OOC.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Complete
Polishing Relations by Shimegami reviews
[G1] On a mission to trail and survey Autobot movements, Starscream discovers at least one reason to tolerate humans...and he gets an air freshener out of it. [Oneshot]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
Such is Life: The Spark by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
SamFrenzy. First one I've seen, so far...The Decepticons decide that Sam should be humiliated, and Frenzy carries it out in the worst way. No one knew the repercussions of what that would cause...ManBot n' all that jazz...Primus, this title sucks...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 46,356 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Sam Witwicky, Frenzy - Complete
Brainwaves by Flarn reviews
2007 Movieverse. SamBee. Sam experiences a strange dream in which he shares his most intimate thoughts and feelings with Bumblebee, but is it really a dream? The reality that awaits him is one that no human has ever known: life as a giant robot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,293 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007
Combustion by Atlantia reviews
MOVIEVERSE SamxBee. With Megatron defeated and the decepticons MIA, life begins to settle down for Sam. Except that his relationship with Mikaela isn't working, and maybe that's because things with Bumblebee are going a little too well. SLASH. Sequel up.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,807 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
Feathery Wings by FireOpal reviews
They all thought that Adam had dealt with the consequences. They were wrong. How will the trials thrown at them affect their friendship, even their lives? Postnovel, slight AC.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,271 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/22/2006 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Complete
Theme Song by Vaguely Downwards reviews
Crowley encounters the Inevitable Song, and Aziraphale plays air drums. You know you're intrigued. PG13 for semislash.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Complete
Redemption by Slightly Sinister Sinestra reviews
Crowley is a demon, a fallen angel. But when Aziraphael is kidnapped by Hell, this demon is going to get him back. Even if it means doing something ... holy. AC. Enjoy.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,885 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/23/2006 - Published: 8/7/2006
Savin' Me by LadyJet2 reviews
Songfic to Nickleback’s “Savin’ Me”. Crowley reflects upon his existence, and how many times he’s called for his angel and decides to try once more for something truly important.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Complete
Servant and Master by Seiberwing reviews
Megatron gives Starscream a taste of Unicron's power. Contains slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Megatron, Unicron - Complete
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Thundercrackers Pet reviews
Thundercracker decides he wants a human pet. It doesnt turn out well. Just a little piece of crack XD
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete
Temper Temper reviews
Short fic that started with Ratchet, John Keller and Wheeljack. Chapter 3 is now here, Red Alert is paranoid and Ironhide and Ratchet get caught up, Sideswipe continues plotting.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008