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Author has written 21 stories for Clique, Twilight, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy VII, Inception, Yu Yu Hakusho, Ghost Hunt, Once Upon a Time, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Avengers.
Favorite Anime: Fullmetal Alchemist, Wolf's Rain, Inuyasha, Scrapped Princess, Code Geass, My HiME, Hetalia, Black Butler
Mortal Instruments/Infernal Devices:
I don't have an explanation for then half of these. I just love them
Favorite characters: Lulouch (Code Geass), Kallen (Code Geass), C.C. (Code Geass), Shannon (Scrapped Princess), Fulle (Scrapped Princess), Chris (Scrapped Princess), L (Death Note), Light (Death Note), Gui (1/2 Prince), Prince/ Feng Lan (1/2 Prince), Ed (Fullmetal Alchemist), Al (Fullmetal Alchemist), Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist), Riza Hawkeye (Fullmetal Alchemist), Oliver Armstrong (Fullmetal Alchemist), Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter), Severus Snape (Harry Potter), Riku (Kingdom Hearts), Xander Harris (Buffy the Vampire Slayer), Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer), Sango (Inuyasha), Koga (Inuyasha), Kiba (Wolf's Rain), Tsume (Wolf's Rain), Nina (Fullmetal Alchemist), Grey (Fairy Tail), Musica (Rave Master), Chris (Resident Evil), Claire (Resident Evil), Jill (Resident Evil), Leon (Resident Evil), Leon/Squall (Kingdom Hearts) America(Hetalia), England(Hetalia)
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Her hair was up in a pony tail,
her favorite dress tied with a bow.
Today was Daddy's Day at school,
and she couldn't wait to go.
But her mommy tried to tell her,
that she probably should stay home.
Why the kids might not understand,
if she went to school alone.
But she was not afraid;
she knew just what to say.
What to tell her classmates
of why he wasn't there today.
But still her mother worried,
for her to face this day alone.
And that was why once again,
she tried to keep her daughter home.
But the little girl went to school
eager to tell them all.
About a dad she never sees
a dad who never calls.
There were daddies along the wall in back,
for everyone to meet.
Children squirming impatiently,
anxious in their seats
One by one the teacher called
a student from the class.
To introduce their daddy,
as seconds slowly passed.
At last the teacher called her name,
every child turned to stare.
Each of them was searching,
a man who wasn't there.
"Where's her daddy at?"
she heard a boy call out.
"She probably doesn't have one,"
another student dared to shout.
And from somewhere near the back,
she heard a daddy say,
"Looks like another deadbeat dad,
too busy to waste his day."
The words did not offend her,
as she smiled up at her Mom.
And looked back at her teacher,
who told her to go on.
And with hands behind her back,
slowly she began to speak.
And out from the mouth of a child,
came words incredibly unique.
"My Daddy couldn't be here,
because he lives so far away.
But I know he wishes he could be,
since this is such a special day.
And though you cannot meet him,
I wanted you to know.
All about my daddy,
and how much he loves me so.
He loved to tell me stories
he taught me to ride my bike.
He surprised me with pink roses,
and taught me to fly a kite.
We used to share fudge sundaes,
and ice cream in a cone
And though you cannot see him.
I'm not standing here alone.
"Cause my daddy's always with me,
even though we are apart
I know because he told me,
he'll forever be in my heart"
With that, her little hand reached up,
and lay across her chest.
Feeling her own heart beat,
beneath her favorite dress.
And from somewhere here in the crowd of dads,
her mother stood in tears.
Proudly watching her daughter,
who was wise beyond her years.
For she stood up for the love
of a man not in her life.
Doing what was best for her,
doing what was right.
And when she dropped her hand back down,
staring straight into the crowd.
She finished with a voice so soft,
but its message clear and loud.
"I love my daddy very much,
he's my shining star.
And if he could, he'd be here,
but heaven's just too far.
You see he was a policeman
and died just this past year
When airplanes hit the towers
and taught Americans to fear.
But sometimes when I close my eyes,
it's like he never went away."
And then she closed her eyes,
and saw him there that day.
And to her mothers amazement,
she witnessed with surprise.
A room full of daddies and children,
all starting to close their eyes.
Who knows what they saw before them,
who knows what they felt inside.
Perhaps for merely a second,
they saw him at her side.
"I know you're with me Daddy,"
to the silence she called out.
And what happened next made believers,
of those once filled with doubt.
Not one in that room could explain it,
for each of their eyes had been closed.
But there on the desk beside her,
was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose
And a child was blessed, if only for a moment,
by the love of her shining star.
And given the gift of believing,
that heaven is never too far.
They say it takes a minute to find a special person,
an hour to appreciate them,
a day to love them,
but then an entire life to forget them.
"You need to make a choice, Nina: Do you abandon science to preserve your heart, or abandon your heart and scarifice yourself to science?"
"I put on Abe Lincoln's hat once and had an uncontrollable urge to free Mrs. Fredrics. *Takes bit of apple* Don't think that didn't get me into trouble." Pete. Warehouse 13.
"Sorry. I don't have time to be arrested. *Walks away*." Kurama. Yu Yu Harusho.
"*Waving feather*The thing with him is there's so many things wrong with him as a human being- *Cat steals the feather* Arthur! *Chases cat*" Suzaku. Code Geass.
"I know where you can find out more then you ever want to know about Mr. Walter Shakespeare." Pete. Warehouse 13.
"Natsu can take him. *Smirks* You and your dimwitted thugs can't even hold a candle to that jerk." Grey. Fairy Tail.
"Stop wasting water. I'm not sure anyone would believe me that you died making pasta in the desert." Germany. Hetalia: Axis Powers.
"Ok, I feel like a wind chime." Raven. Teen titans.
"*Twitching* Why is it everyone I fight have to have serious emotional problems?" Haru Glory. Rave Master.
"*Pointing gun* Tell me what your doing here."
"*Punches out thug* Well, no cookies for him." Musica. Rave Master.
"I should have been an accountant." Musica. Rave Master.
"*Freaked out* I want police protection, around the clock. I pay my taxes."
"Mages in Fairy Tail... *Stands up* Specialize in property damage!" Natsu. Fairy Tail
"Is Xander alright? *Sounds concerned*"
"Watch what you have me say... Or else I'll come off as being mental." Lelouch. Code Geass
"I must remember to honor the power of the off switch!" Omi. Xaioilin Showdown.
"I have a knack for picking up scents, and you smell like a woman, for some strange reason." Natsu. Fairy Tail.
"I can feel."
"you don't know what he has of yours, if he had anything at all."
"Don't mess with the monk!" Kimiko. Xaioilin showdown.
"Why is it always somebody I'm dating that get's accused? *See Phoebe about to answer question* Don't answer that *Phone rings* answer that, it's safer." Piper. Charmed.
"*At the end of Xander's speech* Damn I never knew you where that cool. *Everybody turns to look at them*"
"Zesus married his sister Hera, don't ask, they where Greek." Artie. Warehouse 13.
"Zesus was a man slut?" Claudia. Warehouse 13.
"I'm no longer bound to this mortal coil. I'm a creature of the night. I'm a vampire."
"If he's one of the good guys, what is he doing chasing down defenseless *Tackled by the Vampire Spike was chasing*"
"We're on the same side!"
"Did you know Ancient Sumerians did not speak English?"
"It wasn't catchy like 'I'm coming out, better get this party started'. It was boring old and English. Heh. Just like you... Redner. Hugh Redner." Buffy. Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
"You're like a dog with a Bone!"
"What's with the outfit?"
"If you hit a Russian Mobster with an actual filter, he might impale you." Temperance Brennan. Bones.
"I'm going Gay! I decided I'm turning Gay! Willow! Gay me up!" Xander. Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
"Giles, are you breaking up with your car?"
"Buffy slayed the football." Riley. Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
"Why don't you say that to my face?"
"*Activates Drill-like weapon*"
"We all feel each other!" Giles. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"I suppose there's a perfectly reasonable and not at all insane explanation, yes?"
"You two are gonna go Twilight on each other?" Sally. Being Human.
"I think we just put our finger on why we're the sidekicks." Willow. Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
"We can invite the neighbors over and eat them." Josh. Being Human.
"The cheese isn't wearing me, I'm wearing the cheese." Cheese guy. Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
"This is the part where I say this isn't a good idea and you ignore me."
"Here, I'm a simple peasent."
"I am not... a ninja." Kohaku. Inuyasha.
"Redbull is for pussies." Number Six/ Jane doe. I Am Number Four.
"So we're talking about a dried up old prune of a monk."
"Why is Axel Rose standing in my bathtub?" Sally. Being Human.
"Why, don't you have some loyal pawns."
"I already told the FBI guy and the scary lady everything I know." Mrs. Curt. Bones.
"Rules? Is running around this city with a pack of idiots one of the rules?" Kiba. Wolf's Rain
"*Makes gun with finger* Bang." L. Deathnote.
"*Goes to sit down* Wait, this isn't my office. *Leaves*" Sweets. Bones.
"In your last physical examination we found athletes foot and we now believe it's effecting your brain." Risa Hawkeye. Fullmetal Alchemist.
"Kira's childish and hates to lose."
"Is that a cartoon rendering of a penis in your book?"
"Yeah! I'm a defensless orphan!" Shippo. InuYasha.
"Don't shoot the clown." Temperance Brennan. Bones.
"Working here is like being on the view." Clark. Bones.
"I get it! your afraid of spiders!"
"*Thinks* I did it. I talked to a girl and she didn't scream."
"He's cute alright. *Pulls Inuyasha's ear* But only if your into dogs." Kagome. Inyuasha.
"Sorry, Booth, you're evidenice now." Temperance Brennan. Bones.
"Your village called, their missing their idiot."
"Teal'c, look scary and take point."
"Just like a monkey, aren't you?" #48. Fullmetal Alchemist.
"InuYasha, what do you think the chance of getting back by Saturday?"
"It's been so long since I had such responsive prey." #48. Fullmetal Alchemist.
"Don't worry. I'm always ready when I'm... Pissed!" Edward Elric. Fullmetal Alchemist.
"You ask what I am? I'm... A HOUSEWIFE!" Izumi. Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood.
"*Angry face* You didn't drink your milk..."
"I returned from a pit of fire to take revenge on you, maget!"
"And this just came to you?"
"You. Your very strong?"
"... Ok, I'm going back to my cell." Jack Carter. Eureka.
"I don't even know how to respond to that..." Jack Carter. Eureka.
"Turns out it couldn't wait until tomorrow. *Leaves*"
"Last time I saw her she was an old hag! At lease twenty years older then my dad!" Edward Elric. Fullmetal Alchemist.
"Fix my house."
"Is it a booby trap?"
"You are going to fall in love with the wrong person."
"How about training?"
"You... All of you... Why couldn't you be dealing drugs like normal people?" Snider. Buffy The Vampire Slayer
"You are your real self. Human. Mortal."
"Heeey. Watch where the hands go, Wookie." Kate Freelander. Sanctuary.
"You see how this puts a crimp in my plans for world domination?" Nikilo Tesla. Sanctuary.
"Kali! Stop the End of Days! How can I find her? *Slightly crazy laugh* I can Dance!" Will Zimmermen. Sanctuary.
"*Praticing on Inuyasha*I... I lur... I LOVE YOU!"
"She has a boney ass. *Gets idea* And fat thighs, and bad skin."
Non-media art qoutes:
"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns
"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown
"With out love, there wouldn't be hate. Without happiness, there wouldn't be sadness. Without kindness, there wouldn't be greed. Without emotion, you would cease to exist. Because, you have to love somebody to hate them. You have to have your happiness taken away to be sad. You have to had so much kindness to want more and be greedy."Me.
"Look what she did to her purse strap! She chewed it because she didn't have Skittles!" My "Best" friend. She's mean.
"Stupid Squrriel!" "Best" friend... about me.
"I don't want to be hyper today." A girl I sit with at lunch when I offered her skittles.
"I'm a skittle squrriel." Me.
"It's smells like Shrimp... *Gasp* Ed is near!" Me, talking about Edward Elric.
"I was seriously trying to sleep until you called. Now that you called, I won't be able to go to sleep."
"Where's your brother?"
"We were never over minutes!"
"I never wrote fanfiction, they where all orginal until you came along."
""Best" friend: 'She can't stop talking about him and she haven't even met him!'
"Is it Bon or Von?"
"You can't play with a turtle."
"I hate you both." Rose star 321's brother during FMA Brotherhood. We where freaking out over who gets to suffocate the pillow.
"Everything has emotion. Without emotion, you'll be a nobody... Just like Vexen!" Me.
"Did you call me polish?!" Me.
"You know those crazy Japanese... If you ever quote me with that, I'm gonna hunt you down." Rose Star 321.
"I just stuffed tangerines down my shirt."
"It was just suppose to be a joke, but I forgot, now things are for Yep Yep Yep and dedicated Yep Yep Yep."
"*Looks at sleeping friend* *Whispers* jump on him." One of my friends
"Almost doesn't count"
"Peeta's a bitch." Me about Peeta from the Hunger Games.
"I hate keys in real life. I can't use them, I always turn them the wrong way." Rose star 321 while playing Kingdom Hearts.
"Oh yeah." One of my friends, mocking Jersey Shore.
"Now, I'm off to undecorate envy's true form- I mean, my Christmas tree" Me.
"I only write good clean fluff."
"You are the only person I know who refers to it as being banged." Rose star 321.
"I wish they made Snuggies backwards... Oh wait, that's a robe." My Sister.
"Fullmetal alchemist: Anime or soap opera?" Me while watching FMA: Brotherhood.
"Oh Gabby's on."
"If you see me dying, try to pause the game. Though I doubt you'd notice it." My sister. Interrupting doctor Who.
"Breeze, I think I found a way to get you to love me forever."
That's it on the quotes so far. I have to track down the others. Most of the involves Bones.
Life Movie Music: Ipod's on Shuffle...
Opening Credits: Set You Free by 3OH!3
Waking Up: Helena by My Chemical Romance (-_- Epic song, not a good thing to wake up to.)
First Day at School: Symphonies for the Damned by Snow White's Poison Bite (What school do I need this for? A vampire one?)
Falling in Love: Breathe with Gakupo (I'm worried, considering I have no idea what this song is about. I just like how it sounds.)
Breaking up: Country Girl (Shake it for me) by Luke Bryan (o_O Uh... I win epic break-up award?)
Prom: I'm Not OK (I promise) by My Chemical Romance (What's happening at my prom?)
Life's Okay: Adolescence with Kagamine Rin and Len
Getting Back Together: Romeo & Cinderella with Kagamine Rin and Len (WHAT? I gotta worry about this.)
Final Battle: The Kill by 30 Seconds to Mars (Best final battle EVER)
Death Scene: New Divide by Linkin Park (Awesome! *Starts singing along*)
Funeral Song: Sweet Sacrifice by Evanescence (My funeral is going to be awesome!)
End Credits: In the End by Linkin Park
Deleted Scenes: By my Sacrifice (My movie is gonna be a total win)
NORMAL PEOPLE rely on construction people to tear down buildings
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that werewolves are half-wolf half-human freaks
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile
IF DEREK SOUZA IS TO YOU WHAT EDWARD CULLEN IS TO SUPER-FANS, copy and paste this into your profile.
You Say Pink
38 Reasons Why Girls Are Best
The 10 Commandments of a Teenager!
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked Allah to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking Him for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."
Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God.
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girls Don't realize these things;
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or love one's life.
Because of recent abductions
in daylight hours,refresh yourself
of these things to do
in an emergency situation...
This is for you,
and for you to share
with your wife,
everyone you know.
After reading these 9 crucial tips ,
forward them to someone you care about.
It never hurts to be careful
in this crazy world we live in.
1 Tip from Tae Kwon Do :
is the strongest point
on your body.
If you are close enough to use it,
2. Learned this from a tourist guide
in New Orleans
If a robber asks
for your wallet and/or purse,
DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM
Toss it away from you...
that he is more interested
in your wallet and/or purse
and he will go
for the wallet/purse.
RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!
3. If you are ever thrown
into the trunk of a car,
kick out the back tail lights
and stick your arm out the hole
and start waving like crazy.
The driver won't see you,
but everybody else will.
This has saved lives.
4. Women have a tendency
to get into their cars after shopping,
eating, working, etc.,
and just sit (doing their checkbook,
or making a list, etc.
DON'T DO THIS!)
will be watching you,
and this is the perfect opportunity
for him to get in
on the passenger side,
put a gun to your head,
and tell you where to go.
AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR ,
LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE.
a. If someone
is in the car
with a gun
to your head
DO NOT DRIVE OFF,
DO NOT DRIVE OFF!
Instead gun the engine
and speed into anything,
wrecking the car.
Your Air Bag will save you.
If the person is
in the back seat
they will get the worst of it .
As soon as the car crashes
bail out and run.
It is better than having them
find your body
in a remote location.
5 A few notes about getting
into your car in a parking lot,
or parking garage:
A.) Be aware:
look around you,
look into your car,
at the passenger side floor ,
and in the back seat
B..) If you are parked next to a big van,
enter your car from the passenger door .
Most serial killers attack their victims
by pulling them into their vans
while the women are attempting
to get into their cars.
C..) Look at the car
parked on the driver's side
of your vehicle,
and the passenger side.
If a male is sitting alone
in the seat nearest your car,
you may want to walk back
into the mall, or work,
and get a guard/policeman
to walk you back out.
IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)
take the elevator
instead of the stairs.
(Stairwells are horrible places
to be alone
and the perfect crime spot.
This is especially true at NIGHT!)
7. If the predator has a gun
and you are not under his control,
The predator will only hit you
(a running target)
4 in 100 times;
And even then,
it most likely
be a vital organ.
in a zig -zag pattern!
8. As women,
we are always trying
to be sympathetic:
It may get you raped,
the serial killer,
was a good-looking,
well educated man,
who ALWAYS played
on the sympathies
of unsuspecting women.
He walked with a cane,
or a limp,
and often asked
into his vehicle
or with his vehicle,
which is when he abducted
Here it is
9. Another Safety Point:
Someone just told me
that her friend heard
a crying baby on her porch
the night before last,
and she called the police
because it was late
and she thought it was weird.
The police told her
"Whatever you do,
open the door."
then said that
it sounded like the baby
had crawled near a window,
and she was worried
that it would crawl
to the street
and get run over.
The policeman said,
"We already have a unit on the way,
whatever you do,
DO NOT open the door."
He told her that they think
a serial killer
has a baby's cry recorded
and uses it to coax
women out of their homes
thinking that someone
dropped off a baby
He said they have not verified it,
but have had several calls
by women saying that
they hear baby's cries
outside their doors
when they're home alone
Please pass this on and
open the door
for a crying baby --
e-mail should probably
be taken seriously because
the Crying Baby theory
was mentioned on
America 's Most Wanted
this past Saturday
when they profiled
the serial killer in Louisiana
I'd like you
to forward this
to all the women you know.
It may save a life.
A candle is not dimmed
by lighting another candle.
I was going to send this to the ladies only,
if you love your mothers,
you may want to
pass it onto them, as well.
to any woman you know
that may need
to be reminded
that the world we live in
has a lot of crazies in it
and it's better to be safe
Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or a loved one's life.
Saying that im ugly wont make u pretty
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
Life isn't a garden so stop being a hoe.
If life gives you lemons, throw them back at the jerk who gave 'em to ya and demand chocolate.
If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
if you think some people must be on suger highs when they write their stories copy and paste this into your profile.
Give a person a fish, you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet, they won't bother you for weeks.
Some people are like a slinky..not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
If someone says there are a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if someone say that there is wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
If you've ever shouted at Limewire for not downloading fast enough, BUY YOUR DAMN MUSIC!!
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you were born you were PINK, When you grow up you'll WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you'll turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.
What does the Harry Potter Adults think of you?
Albus Dumbledorewishes you hadnt joined Voldemorts side.
Slytherin - Self-centered and Goal-oriented
Harry: I try and keep away from her...
firey, strong-willed, outgoing
Sora: oh ma God...she's...wow...if there was no kairi...
I Am Not That Girl:
I am not that girl,
I am that girl,
What A Book Is:
A lot of people think they know what a book is. In reality, not that many do. You see a book is not something you do when you're bored; it's not something you were forced to read for a school book report. No, a book is something more than that. A book is something that can make you cry for hours for someone who's not even real (no matter how much you want them to be). It's something that can make you laugh on your worst day over something that is not even relativly funny. It's something that you scream at when something goes wrong and the idiot in the book won't listen to you (no matter how much you scream). It's something that you get so lost in that you forget the date and where you are for a second. A book is something that's so addicting that even when you say, 'this is the last page and then I'll put it down', you turn the page anyway. It's your best friend through thick and thin, whether you're black or white, fat or skinny, young or old. A book is just that- a book; it's just that some people don't know what a book is even though you have your whole life.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realised I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
I'm Air :P
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. ( I have no idea what this is)
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever forgotten your own name while introducing yourself copy and paste this into your profile. ( Totally embarrasing :p)
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile . ( I seem to do this a lot)
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help it achieve world domination. Come to the dark side (we have cookies.)
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money: Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. (Reason I joined) I'm just evil... It fits my personality!
Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
You Know You're Obsessed With Hetalia When...
(Highlight in bold the ones that pertain to you.)
1. You take history class just to understand Hetalia more.
12. You have thought of cosplaying as a character before. (Italy and Prussia)
13. You have threatened to seize another's "vital regions".
62. You know every pairing in the book.
100. You know where every nation's erogenous zone is.
1.YOUR REAL NAME:
That's a secret
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 2 letters of real name plus izzle):
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and past street name):
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):
Black Tea (...)
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):
8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):
9. YOUR JUICE NAME: (Oj and the last 3 letters of you last name):
List all of your favorite Hetalia axis powers characters in any order and answer the questions to the quiz below. Copy and Paste into profile.
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
No. Although, I wonder how that would be...
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
England? His hotness can be displayed in words.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
China got Iceland pregnant? Well, Hong Kong would not be happy.
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Yes. A lot happen to be Spamano.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Germany and Canada? Hmmm, I don't know. But, I kinda of like PruCan a bit to much to like this one.
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Spain/Ramano or Spain/Italy? Well, Spain/Ramano of course.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
America walks in on Canada and China. Well, I think America would try to be the hero and protect his [older] bro and declare war on China.
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
France/Italy. Italy is tired of being treated like a child by Germany, so he goes to Big Brother France for advice. He gets a bit more then he was expecting.
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Prussia/Iceland fluff? Not that I know of...
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Fireworks over the Water
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
UK deflowering Prussia? That's actually kinda hot. Uh, for Plot, I guess a High School AU.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Few people I talk to are into Hetalia, but I have no idea if any of them reads any France fics.
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I don't think so
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
No. Never even heard of Canada/England/Spain.
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
BlackBirds by Linkin Park
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Incest and a splash of crack.
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
"Canada, let's eat maple syrup!"
Best thing I can think of for Italy.
20) How emo is Seven?
America? Emo? Probably a bit after the American revolution, but other then that, not by a long shot.
I promise to remember Italy whenever someone mentions pasta
I promise to remember Germany whenever someome says West
I promise to remeber Japan whenever I see an Asain tourist taking pictures of brightly coloured cake
I promise to remember America whenever I see someone eating a Big Mac
I promise to remember England whenever I watch Doctor Who
I promise to remember France whenever I see a rose
I promise to remember China whenever I see Picachu
I promise to remember Russia whenever I see a lead pipe
I promise to remember Lithuania whenever I see a guy being pushed around by a Russian
I promise to remember Estonia whenever I see a smart guy being pushed around by a Russian
I promise to remember Latvia whenever I see a scared guy being pushed around by a Russian
I promise to remember Belarus whenever I see a girl demanding to become one with her older brother
I promise to remember Ukraine whenever I hear and or see HUGE boobs
I promise to remember Sweden whenever I pass by an IKEA
I promise to remember Finland whenever I hear someone say 'My wife'
I promise to remember Spain whenever I see a tomato filed
I promise to remember Romano whenever I see a kid pouting and swearing
I promise to remember Hungary whenever I see a frying pan
I promise to remember Austria whenever I hear someone play Chopin on the piano
I promise to remember Prussia whenever I hear someone say AWESOME
I promise to remember Poland whenever I pass a Valley Girl
I promise to remember Switzerland whenever I see a guy with a gun
I promise to remember Liechtenstein whenever I see a girl wearing a bow in her hair
I promise to remember Turkey whenever I think about Phantom of the opera.
I promise to remember Greece whenever I see a sleeping man with a cat
I promise to remember Egypt whenever I see a pyramid and or triangle
I promise to remember Canada whenever I see pancakes
I promise to remember Cuba whenever I see a fat guy eating ice-cream
I promise to remember Sealand whenever I see boat
I promise to remember Grandpa Rome whenever I see someone way to young to be a grandfather.
I promise to remember Germania whenever I see Legolas from LOTR
I promise to remember Holy Rome whenever I see a boy to nervous to confess that he loves someone.
Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life.
If you support the "Germany-Is-Holy Roman Empire-All-Grown-Up" theory, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have read my entire profile...