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Joined 11-03-07, id: 1412680, Profile Updated: 03-29-15
Author has written 31 stories for Inheritance Cycle, Warriors, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Harry Potter, Danny Phantom, House, M.D., Criminal Minds, Breakout Kings, Inception, Left 4 Dead, Avengers, Helix, Z Nation, and Inkheart.

Update 2/27/15

Heeey still not dead!

As I mentioned in my last update, school's started up again. I was right in that I don't have nearly the homework load I used to, but with the work at the court and the research project I tend to spend my free time marathoning TV.

Helix has also started up and is ripping my heart out slowly over the course of 13 weeks; the new chapter of the dumb high school AU has been posted for a little while, introducing a new character (new characters in season 2 means new excuses for name drops -- and come on, you can't leave out Kyle) and I plan on doing a small time-skip for the next one. But that's neither here nor there.

My apologies to my many (many many many good lord why are there so many of you) followers of House Call. Still haven't started the next chapter of that yet for multiple reasons, namely my internal debates on just how much longer I want this thing to be. As I always say, it will get done. Eventually. It's coming, it's just the story that takes the most effort for me right now.

I have, however, started the next chapter of Turning Point. (the story I'm actually really proud of I don't understand why the weird ones get all the attention?) Things are going to happen very rapidly after the nice little break we got in The Repose so have fun with that.

Real life is going well. The internship is super fun and I'm actually learning a lot. Things are busy, but they're good.

Spring break is coming up in a few weeks, so here's hoping I can get a little bit of extra writing done then.

Much love, as always!

Waggy


I go by: Waggy

I am currently: 20

I am being flooded by: pushing through my junior year of college & an internship at the city court

I am studying: Criminal Justice with a minor in Psychology

You will see here: Avengers (with an emphasis on Clint Barton), Helix, Danny Phantom, Criminal Minds, and smatterings of other fandoms

My pairings include: Clint/Natasha, Steve/Maria, Sergio/Anana, Steven(OC)/A warm bed.

My non-romantic pairings include: Clint & Phil as agent/handler and eventually practically brothers. Tony & his bots - the family he built because his biological one sucked. Vlad & Danny - not necessarily a friendly pairing, but a grudging partnership when the need arises. Reid & Morgan - brothers in all but blood.

You can also find me: hornswaggler.tumblr.com & hornswaggler.deviantart.com


Story Status: (In order of current writing priority)

The Turning Point: Chapter nine -- Plotted out and begun

A Different Sort of House Call: Chapter 11 -- Brainstorming stage

The Fire is Coming: Chapter seven -- Brainstorming stage

Speak: Chapter two -- Begun, not entirely plotted out

The Creation of a Phantom: Temporary Hiatus

Collisions: Temporary Hiatus

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crackle and hiss by Crisium reviews
The NCR emergency radio is for emergency use only. Mostly.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8 - Complete
Eidolon by ayamari no Goshi reviews
AU: What started off as the result of a simple act of rebelion ends up causing his life to spin out of control. How will young Danny cope with the results as well as a past that has a strange habit of coming back to haunt him.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 95,313 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Danny F.
A Still Small Voice by tarpeach1981 reviews
As Natasha went about her missions, the silence was broken only by a voice from above...that never shut up. A drabble about the mischief Clint is capable of with nothing but open-link comm equipment and time on his hands. T to be safe. Hints of potential romance.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,092 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Can't Protect Against Yourself by tarpeach1981 reviews
There was a shift in their feelings as Clint and Natasha battled against Loki and his army, but they don't have a chance to explore where they stand when the world interferes again, and a new enemy threatens to destroy everything they value, including the friendship that defines them. T for precaution. Movie-verse and after.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,189 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Delusional by Charmed-and-More reviews
Now a full fic. House Xover. No PP. House pre-season 4. Amity Park's in trouble and Danny's stuck in New Jersey with a doctor who won't release him until he's "better." But how can House cure his patient without realizing he's only half human? DxS
Crossover - Danny Phantom & House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,614 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Danny F., G. House
Signals by Maegfen reviews
"It takes her all of four seconds to break out of her shock induced state and go after him." - Set in 1x10: AU after Tex's leaving scene. Tex/Rachel
Last Ship - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2014 - Rachel S. - Complete
Antics by Strawberrywaltz reviews
A collection of one shots featuring the Avengers when they aren't saving the world. Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Friendship, and maybe a little Adventure. Chapter Four: Part One of Shark Week. Tony takes the boys deep-sea fishing and things get…interesting.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,054 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
This is it, the Apocalypse by InfluentialPineapple reviews
Following the events in Manhattan, the Avengers are all dealing with their own unique, internal struggles and Tony finds himself playing therapist. Consumed with their own demons, they fail to see that Tony may just be the one who needs the most help. Come to find out, the apocalypse isn't necessarily a bad thing. Rated for language, violence and alcoholism. Complete!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,218 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B., Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Two Step by Disrupted Original reviews
Nick-centric continuation of L4D2. At least twice a day he would trace a finger over the faded highways that stretched over the map in his hands. Every step he took could very well be in the wrong direction, but he had to take it. He had to find them. Language, violence, adult situations. Original characters. No pairings, just friendship. Complete. Thank you for reading!
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 218,108 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Nick - Complete
Red Cell One by Tajjas reviews
Apparently when Cooper had said that he was putting together an experimental team with the blessings of the FBI Director, he'd really meant experimental. Chronicles the start of Cooper's Red Cell team from the perspectives of Mick and Prophet.
Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,193 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Mick R., J. Simms/Prophet - Complete
Crazy by bobkitty1123 reviews
Kate was absolutely crazy. Not in the certifiable way that Daniel was, but she did manage to rival him sometimes. Daniel/Kate. Now Complete.
Perception - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,532 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Kate M., Daniel P. - Complete
The Little Moments by Auditory Eden reviews
Just because he can crack jokes about her crush on the good doctor, doesn't mean Mr Moretti would be in any way okay with his daughter dating him.
Perception - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Daniel P., Kate M. - Complete
Leave the Lights On by Strawberrywaltz reviews
Five times Clint and Natasha slept together in the same bed and the one time they didn't sleep at all. Slow Building BlackHawk
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,682 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R.
Youngest in History by Aggie2011 reviews
18 year old Clint Barton was lost. Known only by "Hawkeye" since his escape from military prison, he works as a bow wielding assassin for hire. But a betrayal and an offer bring him to SHIELD and to Agent Phil Coulson who takes on the daunting task of rescuing Clint from his own darkness...and gives him an unexpected gift in the process...hope. Pre-Avengers, NOT slash
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,395 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Midnight Ramblings by Maxiekat reviews
Natasha knew better than to engage Tony when he was rambling, but she couldn't help looking up when she heard her name. Once he started throwing his theories at her about her supposed relationship with Clint, she realized she should have kept her head in her book and ignored him. One shot. Complete
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/21/2012 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.] Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Hallelujah by StarstruckLily reviews
"He thinks of things that make her happy- summer rainstorms and trips to the ballet and the two of them together- and wishes that he could be there to hold her, to rock her the same way he does after she has a nightmare." The rest of the team finds out about Clint and Natasha's relationship. Sequel-ish to Between, but this stands on its own.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Deprivation by Strawberrywaltz reviews
"When Clint had regained consciousness he quickly realized that 'they' were purposefully depriving him of his senses and control – whoever 'they' were." Hawkeye Whump
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,069 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Nobody Panic This Time by Spun reviews
Kink meme fill, no pairings. "And yet he thinks that maybe this is the moment that defines them as a team – the one where Barton has a goddamn seizure in the shawarma joint and the rest of them panic and run around like headless chickens."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,496 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Dear Natasha by javct reviews
After a mission gone wrong, Natasha is left in a coma and Clint writes letters to her; in hope that she can hear. "Dear Natasha..."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,063 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 156 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
The Bedpan by Kimmae reviews
A fan fic of Disrupted Original's "Two Step." While Nick is in delirium, Sean tries desperately to reach out and make things right again.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Nick - Complete
Come With Me by Vytina reviews
When standing at the crossroad of your life, anyone can tell you which path you should take. A friend will hold out their hand and promise to walk that path with you.
Breakout Kings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Erica R., Lloyd L. - Complete
Conviction by moviemaniac12 reviews
As her totem finally lies untouched, a familiar Point Man on her doorstep pulls Ariadne back into the world of dreams with the promising appeal of another job. POST-Inception.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,699 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Ariadne, Arthur
Danny Phantom and the Prisoner of Azkaban by Aurora Borealis 97 reviews
This is my first fanfic! Danny's Aunt Marge is picking him up, and dragging them both to England to see his British family he barely knew he had. When something happens to her, what will happen to Danny? Post-PP. That means whole world knows his secret.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,319 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Harry P., Danny F. - Complete
The Name Game by Secret Spy Guy reviews
“Just pick a name, Jake.” My mom would say. “Pick any name you want.” At first I never knew why. When I was young they told me it was just a game. My parents never stopped to explain. We were running...we HAD to play that game... Future Fic
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,685 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Danny F., Sam M.
The Cruiser by FragmentedFellow reviews
A ridiculously stupid fan fiction to Disrupted-Original's amazing l4d2 fan fic Twostep. In The Cruiser, Nick finds himself on the Titanic. Somehow. Contains Nick/The Titanic
Crossover - Titanic & Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Complete
Shock by ayamari no Goshi reviews
Where was he? What happened? He must have gone into shock after the portal had zapped him. Yeah, that was it, shock... Please R&R.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,569 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Danny F. - Complete
Shall We Dance? by moviemaniac12 reviews
"Don't you ever just have to dance?" A series of one-shots evolving around Ariadne, as she dances with the men on her team. A few dances she won't soon forget.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Ariadne, Arthur
War Crimes by mosylu reviews
Historical AU. In 1947 New York, a motley group of strangers are about to come face-to-face with the idea that you can catch a criminal from within his own mind. Pairings: eventual Reid/Emily, plus a little Hotch/JJ. Now complete!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,160 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Complete
I Get It by Vytina reviews
For a few short moments, things can just what they are, good or bad. For a few short moments, he and I can exist without any barriers, without any emotional obstacles, and without the memory of what we've done, of the mistakes we've made.
Breakout Kings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Lloyd L., Erica R. - Complete
Regret Rebel by LosingInTranslation reviews
Beth is still coming to terms with her "in the line of duty" shooting.
Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Beth G., Mick R. - Complete
Road Trip by Pantherlily reviews
Part three in a series about Morgan & Reid. I suggest reading the 1st two to get a clear understanding of this story. 'The Precipice' & 'Road To Recovery' are the other stories, if interested. Morgan/Reid centric. No pairing. Rated M in later chapters.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,536 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
58 Things I am Not Allowed to do in the Dreamscape by ICanFly-OUCH-NoICan't reviews
"Right!," Cobb said, early one morning. "Thing's have been getting ridiculous around here recently. I have decided to be the mature adult and lay down some ground rules! I spent all night working on these, so obey them! Or I wont pay you!"
Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Complete
The Doctor Days are Done by the-vampire-act reviews
OneShot. House and Reid are reunited over interesting circumstances, and together they almost come to the same conclusion. Spoilers for CM eps Coda and Corazon, and House spoilers for any ep after season 5 finale.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/27/2011 - G. House, S. Reid - Complete
The Precipice by Pantherlily reviews
Bad decisions & bad luck put Morgan & Reid in a bad situation. Mostly Morgan/Reid centric. No pairing, just friendship. Time line wise, takes place between season 5 & 6. Possible spoilers for seasons 1-5. Rated for language & violence.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,568 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Scarf Ace by PenPistola reviews
One day Ariadne gets home from the laundromat and finds one of her scarves is missing, but there's a man's shirt in its place. On a whim she decides to wear it out the next time she does laundry... only to run into a man wearing her scarf.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Ariadne, Eames - Complete
What we will do with the Zombies is… by Proudtobepack reviews
What we will do with the Zombies is… Short poem I wrote in my Creative writing class. No pairing, just for the lawls
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Complete
A Vent Comes to Haunt by Miriam1 reviews
This fiction is inspired directly from You're-not-so-big's two-shot crossover of Danny Phantom and Harry Potter in her fic entitled "A Vent for ADD." It is dark, it is scary, and it looks like Danny's worst nightmare.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 55 - Words: 457,971 - Reviews: 1301 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Harry P., Danny F. - Complete
Playing House by the-vampire-act reviews
Crackfic parody and pointless plots. The BAU continue to play their favorite game, but little do they know that they aren't the only TV cast who likes to play games.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Complete
Left 4 Dead: Great Britain by Morgan711 reviews
Fourteen years after the fateful disaster that engulfed the American continents, the supposedly dead virus is rearing its ugly head once again, Great Britain in it sights. This story follows a group of friends, fighting tooth and nail to escape this hell.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,543 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 10/3/2010
The Goblet of Fire : The Magic of Ages by pingnova reviews
Magic doesn't exist. Or does it? Danny finds the hard way that it does, and it was painful. The foreign exchange student from America intrigues Harry, why does he act the way he does? Something's off, if his instincts are right, You-Know-Who may know.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,046 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Harry P., Danny F.
Grandpappy Walker by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Walker went cold. "Madeline Walker Fenton, age 42. Husband is Jack, kids are Jasmine and...oh hell...Clockwork! This your idea of a joke?" Post PP.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 51,034 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Danny F., Walker
Dodge Ball by JoojooBrother reviews
Danny really needs to boost his gym mark, and an interesting game of Dodge ball might just give him that chance... but will someone make the connection between Danny's new athletic skill and Danny Phantom? Ignores PP, Danny is 15. Two-Shot.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,962 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Danny F., Dash B., Kwan - Complete
James Finds the Answers by fuego92 reviews
James Sirius Potter wants to know why his father is famous, so what does he do? Google it of course! Unfortunately, A Very Potter Musical is going to give him and his siblings just as many questions as answers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,727 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - James S. P., Harry P.
The Files by RedHal reviews
Ever wonder what's on Danny's Ghost Files? Maddie does and when curiosity gets the better of her, she hacks onto Danny's account on the lab computer and find a LOT more than she was looking for. PP does not happen
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 16,278 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Maddie F., Danny F. - Complete
Training a Ghost by KicsterAsh reviews
Sam and Tucker decide to help Danny perfect his newly acquired Ghost powers... Unfortunately, this turns out to be easier said than done.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,988 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Danny F., Tucker F. - Complete
Intangible Trust by MayDayGirl-Save-Our-Ships reviews
AU "You may not be afraid of me, but I am." Danny has just moved to Amity Park a year after gaining his powers. He's had to deal with his secret alone all this time. Can he let Sam and Tucker into his life? What happens when they find out the truth?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,425 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Danny F., Sam M.
So You're a Masochist: the Art of Sidekicking by zooeypotter reviews
If you reckon you're tough, funny, and attractive enough for the job – or if, like me, you'd very little choice in the matter – then this book is the stylish monochrome wardrobe to your Death Eater; the hair product to your Malfoy; the... must I go on?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,278 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Consequences by Tay1019411 reviews
Just a little oneshot in Vlad's perspective.- 'He leaned heavily on his dresser for support, stopping momentarily to bite back a cry of pain as he clenched his side. His body was shaking all over from the strain as he continued to move towards the wall.'
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
In Madness Such As This by KMSaum reviews
Nick wakes up to music and Ellis gets embarassed. This story is a peek at a moment of down-time in the lives of the L4D2 survivors. One-Shot.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Elven Hope by Pip31319 reviews
Set after Brisingr. What happens when Arya discovers the last dragon egg? How will the races of Alagaësia react to this startling development? And the big question - who will it hatch for? Eragon x Arya, rated T to be safe.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,678 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Arya, Eragon S.
Morality by kkann reviews
Unable to confess his deepest secret to his own mother, Danny instead questions the mentality of his mother, and her thoughts on the morality of the ghosts she and her husband so eagerly pursued. Then again, he never said he was ready for her answers...
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
Flood by Tyraa Rane reviews
In that sort of weather, it should have come as no surprise when they ended up separated. Set during Hard Rain.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,628 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Nick, Rochelle - Complete
We Never Change by the-vampire-act reviews
ONESHOT. Reid has never been more like House. Please R&R!
Crossover - House, M.D. & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/24/2009 - G. House, S. Reid - Complete
Money, Food, Alcohol, Sex and Towels? by CaptainElli reviews
Ford/Arthur friendship story. Poor Arthur, it's his bday and no-one seems to want to give him a present... Written as a bday present for the hoopiest frood ever : First ever fic!
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Complete
Raindrops Falling by BreeTheFree reviews
Why does Jayfeather feel so weird around Cinderheart? Because he's in love and he doesn't know it.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Jayfeather, Cinderheart - Complete
Alternative by XxMidnightWolfxX reviews
It took one fatal mistake to wipe Danny Phantom out of existence. After 3 yrs without him, Sam is given the chance to undo a terribly altered past. But what'll happen when he finally returns ... and she mistakes him for the enemy?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,868 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Sam M., Danny F.
Walking Her Home by zizzy333 reviews
A small oneshot to go with the song Walking Her Home. "One last time?" He offered, holding out his hand, and Sam looked up at him for a moment. Exhaling, she chucked sadly and took it. With that he began to walk her home... walk her to heaven.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Of Lions and Dragons by ArwenLalaith reviews
While working a case in New Jersey, Emily falls ill and House must race against the clock to save her. Meanwhile, the rest of the team finds themselves profiling the doctors working to save her.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,444 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - E. Prentiss - Complete
I Fell in Love with a God by 24green.roses reviews
He was a god, and she was a mortal, it would never work." Aly x Kyprioth one-shot
Trickster series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Complete
Sleeping Man: Outside AND Sleeping Man: Inside by maineac reviews
When House goes missing, Wilson, Cuddy and his team have to solve their toughest puzzle ever: where is he? And House has to solve his toughest puzzle ever: who is he? H/W strong friendship,with a dash of Cuddy. Pt II Inside starts at Ch.31. Pt III TC...?
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 62,077 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Just Like the Movies by Wutruffbeest reviews
A story largely from Zoey's perspective as she experiences the zombie apocalypse.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,307 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Zoey - Complete
Graduation by zizzy333 reviews
After his graduation, Danny decides it's time for Mr. Lancer to know... Oneshot! PP never happened!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Lancer, Danny F. - Complete
Masks by Cordria reviews
Sometimes, people hide who they truly are behind masks. This is a short story about the day that Lancer decides enough is enough when it comes to Daniel Fenton. Sequel is 'Plunge'.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,070 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Danny F., Lancer - Complete
Not So Hidden Secrets by Darkness13000 reviews
A cartoon crossover. Danny is kidnapped, brainwashed, and placed in a community where everyone is hiding a secret. Full summary inside.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,601 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Zim, Danny F. - Complete
We The Strangers by Niah-Miyoki reviews
Me and my friends have never been normal, neither as cats nor humans, but when we join this "RiverClan" I can't help but feel they know something we don't. Are they on to our true identities? Or are we involved in something big?
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,452 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008
Unmasking their Phantom by Enray reviews
We have all heard that the pen is mightier than the sword, but what about a chalk, a blackboard and a few choiced words?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,797 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
Conversations of a Ghost Gabber by Cordria reviews
Follow along with one-sided conversations with the world's greatest Fenton invention!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Dan Phantom, Maddie F. - Complete
Phantom's Sketchbook by AkoyaMizuno reviews
Mr. Lancer finds himself in an unparalleled situation, he has access to something which can give him incredable insight into the personal workings of Amity Park's local ghost teen hero, Danny Phantom. COMPLETE!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,818 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 2,476 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Danny F., Lancer - Complete
Please Don't Hex Me Baby! by E.A. Hopkins reviews
Oneshot! Lily and James share an interesting conversation about France, boy's hygiene, Quidditch, stealing cauldrons, treacle pudding and bludgers. And no, I'm not insane.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Oz by pottermalfoy24 reviews
Crossover with CSI: Crime Scene Investigations. "Anyone else getting the feeling we're not in Nevada anymore?"
Crossover - Harry Potter & CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,230 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 5/13/2005 - Published: 1/3/2005 - Harry P.
A Beautiful Friendship by helga3 reviews
A Harry Potter/Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy crossover. Severus Snape makes a new friend. And no, it's not Marvin.
Crossover - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
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Speak reviews
"Maybe it had been a year, maybe more, but all Tommy knew for sure was it had been a very long time since he'd actually talked to anyone, even himself." In-show look at 10K's getting used to being around actual people again, and their various efforts to make it a bit easier on him.
Z Nation - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26
Homecoming reviews
He survived Arctic BioSystems. He survived the Narvik outbreaks. He got out of Ilaria and didn't look back. They just didn't agree much with that. Between seasons 1 and 2 with spoilers for both.
Helix - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22 - S. Balleseros - Complete
The Fire is Coming reviews
Ilaria High already had a creepy chemistry teacher, a singing janitor, and a principal that scares even some of the staff. Not like adding a kid on intense probation for a crime he won't talk about will make things that much weirder, right? Helix high school AU, pretty much all crack - and it'll just get stranger from here.
Helix - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,699 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 3/14/2014 - S. Balleseros
What's In a Name reviews
"It was obvious he had made up the name himself, but there had never been much reason to consider what he'd been called before the apocalypse hit." One-shot, pre-finale - hints of the start of a possible romance
Z Nation - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2014 - [Cassandra, 10K] - Complete
The Turning Point reviews
It's a long trek to the evacuation, and though you can't be picky about your friends in the apocalypse, Carter feels he lucked out with his little ragtag team. Luck doesn't last long, of course, and soon after a Hunter attack they start to learn that the infection doesn't work the same for each person.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,973 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Hunter
Debrief reviews
Ilaria's fortunate enough to be in for one more surprise emerging from the 'incident' at Arctic BioSystems. Two of their agents returned from the base, but there was one more that, by all rights, should have.
Helix - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Peter F - Complete
A Different Sort of House Call reviews
House has got another case, and this one's a little more abnormal than usual. After all, how do you treat a kid who's not even breathing...? Based off of AnneriaWings' Lab Rat
Crossover - Danny Phantom & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,559 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Danny F., G. House
And We'll Piece it Together as We Go reviews
You learn things about people when you're on the run together. Sergio might not be an open book, but Anana isn't exactly blind either. Five things she learns about a certain Brazilian mercenary in the midst of hotwiring cars, Starbucks stops, and dodging Ilaria.
Helix - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2014 - S. Balleseros, Anana - Complete
Come Attrition, Come Hell reviews
He still has no idea what exactly he's started with this woman...all he knows is that he needs her to stay alive. Immediately post Day 13 one shot
Helix - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2014 - [Anana, S. Balleseros] - Complete
Storm's Blowing In reviews
"Life's dangerous. Be stupid not to realize that. Doesn't mean we run from anything that might just potentially hurt us, does it?" One-shot speculation focusing on Sergio and Anana dealing with the consequences of Day 12
Helix - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2014 - [S. Balleseros, Anana] - Complete
Action and Reaction reviews
Everything about this was a bad idea, but even so...They'd probably be dead tomorrow anyway, right? One-shot of Sergio's point of view during the scene at the end of Day 10 - and a few seconds that they didn't actually show us.
Helix - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2014 - S. Balleseros, Anana - Complete
Boiling the Frog reviews
Put a frog in warm water and slowly heat it up, it'll be boiled to death without noticing. Growing up in the cartel isn't much different. Very short drabble glancing at Sergio's childhood and the transition from an errand boy to a trained killer. Mere speculation at this point.
Helix - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Complete
There is No We in Team reviews
After Manhattan, Clint took some time off to work things out. When he gets back to civilization, though, he was met with new challenges that SHIELD didn't take the time to train him for; a whole new set of nightmares, a brand new team that he's supposed to figure out how to trust, and - perhaps worst of all - the fact that he's now a nationally recognized icon. TeamFic
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,141 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Misnomer reviews
"Well, he was supposed to trust this team…he just wasn't sure when it had actually started happening." Clint keeps a lot of secrets, some much more carefully than others. There's one, though - one he never expected anyone to find out - one that, somehow, everyone did. Eventual six-parter based on a rather obscure movie line. Headcanon does not match comic canon.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,172 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson
Just This Once reviews
Tony starting surrounding himself with machines at an early age. Perhaps it was because his real family left a lot to be desired, and building his own seemed easier. Whatever the reasons, Dummy was the first, and, despite the bot's flaws, has stuck around for a very long time. Tony at age 17, and the introduction of a certain slightly challenged robot. Very short one-shot.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Nightmares reviews
"Still, despite the situation being the most stable his life had yet seen, the nightmares persisted. They had never been a shock – more of an annoyance..." Very short one-shot fluff looking into Clint's not-so-pleasant dreams. Established Clintasha
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
This Girl I Knew reviews
Clint discovers that even Coulson sometimes gets bored while waiting, and the conversation takes a turn he wasn't really expecting. Not like he'll ever pass up an opportunity to talk about Natasha, of course. One-shot, set before Black Widow was 'recruited' for SHIELD. Implied Clintasha
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Competitive reviews
Even in the midst of a zombie apocalypse, Nick does not enjoy being shown up. Very short one-shot based on very annoying bots. Rated T simply to be paranoid.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Nick, Rochelle
No Room for Tourists reviews
Arthur and Cobb finally have a job. When Cobb brings along a third man, however, Arthur is suspicious; a thief with no previous extraction experience? How will he help? Pre-Inception. Eames' first extraction job.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,010 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Arthur, Eames
Facing the Darkness reviews
OneShot set after Revelations. Reid once again is forced to remember his time in the cabin. This time, though, he isn't alone. No slash, just two teammates facing some pretty nasty personal demons. Title is fail and subject to change.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Apprehension reviews
Four words pulled Lloyd out of a maximum yard and started him off to Maybell. On the way, the resident genius recalls his last run-in with the US Marshalls. Short one-shot
Breakout Kings - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Lloyd L., Ray Z.
Lucky Number Seven reviews
A case comes in from California. It would be normal - or as normal as they get - but a victim in the file stands out a little too plainly. Will one of the team be able to handle working this one? One-Shot, rated T to be cautious
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,916 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
The Creation of a Phantom reviews
We all know how Danny got his powers, but what exactly happened in the month before the show picks up? Prequel to Danny Phantom, taken a bit more seriously than the cartoon does. Read it and...BEWARE :3
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,886 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Danny F.
Letters Home reviews
Reid writes to his mother every day. Recently, however, he's had trouble finding the right words. There are some cases that just shouldn't be discussed in detail. Short one-shot, set after the Tobias case.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/26/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Evading the Question reviews
Reid has always been a little more behind the scenes than some of the team. When he and Morgan visit a victim, however, they run across a certain doctor who singles him out right away. Short one-shot, title subject to a change!
Crossover - House, M.D. & Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 63 - Published: 2/5/2011 - G. House, S. Reid
Collisions reviews
It really was all Percy's fault. Harry is sent to investigate Amity Park and search for remnants of the 'Riddle incident'. What he finds is a little bigger than he expected, and totally out of his control. No PP at all. Rated T to be safe
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,668 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Harry P., Danny F.
This is Home reviews
Rather long one-shot set to Switchfoot's song, This is Home. Is there more to the alias 'Phantom' than Danny lets on?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Danny F., Skulker - Complete
Between the Dusty Pages reviews
A strange book finds its way into the hands of the Varden. To most, it seems just an interesting read, but something sinister seems to rustle between the pages. When a new evil slips into the land, will this book be the only solution?
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,532 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 10/23/2008
So Did You Hex Him? reviews
Really short, really bad one-shot...x3 So what exactly enticed Lily to accept that first date? Read at your own risk, I personally think it failed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Published: 3/13/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
What a Vacation reviews
Very short little one-shot. Ford and Arthur's vacation isn't going as planned.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Complete
The Moon can do Strange Things reviews
My first attempt at a one-shot romance. No canon characters, as I'd never do them justice. I do love my own kitties. :3 Enjoy!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Complete