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Joined 11-03-07, id: 1412707
Author has written 37 stories for Hellsing, Trigun, StarTrek: The Next Generation, BlazBlue, Black Lagoon, Gintama, Mass Effect, Pacific Rim, and Kantai Collection.

Hello everyone!

First of, im really not a newbie here. I simply had no need to join here.. another Hellsing Forum was enough for me and my English fanfics merely filled a MB of my harddrive.. however, for there arent anymore good readers on said forum, i joined here.

My favorite Animes are: Hellsing, Inuyasha (Only a little, though i was a huge fan a year ago) and a little bit of Trigun and Gunslinger Girl... so, basically everything with enough gore is fine with me, and if it does contain guns, i instantly love it

There goes my main hobby already.. guns. Not just any guns. Handguns, Rifles, Shotguns, SMGs, Maschine guns... only the old flintlock revolvers are a pain for me, because they look stupid.. Muskets are okay, too.

Aw, well, i think youd find out the rest as soon as you talk to me

And, as you can see, my favorite Caracter from Hellsing is Seras...(Deal with it, shes hot, shes strong, shes nice, shes awesome.)

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Guardian Office's Days - Abyssal Fleet by shad12ow reviews
Every fleet girl need an Admiral to help them perform their task. Their admiral will help them choose the best strategy and tactic to fight the mysterious and dangerous Abyssal Fleet. By following them, they can defeat anything the Abyssal Fleet throw at them and return home with a smile on their face. With that on their mind, the Abyssal Fleet is determined to do the same.
Kantai Collection - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 42,359 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 5/17/2014 - OC
OH! Ragna by TYZO300 reviews
Ragna is more or less a lover and a fighter in this Blazblue fanfiction. So here's a collection of one-shots featuring him paired with almost all of the girls in the blazblue universe. On HIATUS
BlazBlue - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,934 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Ragna
The New-U by Fusion Fool III reviews
The Hyperion corporation suggests that you check for any excess limbs before continuing your adventure, for we are not responsible for any toes, fingers, breasts, or any other extremity that may have fused to your flesh during the re-spawning process. (Futa content)
Borderlands - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,297 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Maya, Gaige, Patricia Tannis, Athena
Not so Lacking Lady by Fusion Fool III reviews
The search for Major Kisaragi continues, but even Noel runs into problems, particularly from Kaka Warrior, Taokaka. Futa content
BlazBlue - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,389 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Noel V., Taokaka - Complete
At Fate's Hands by Velvien reviews
The wheel of fate is broken, and an uncertain future looms. Ragna, Tsubaki and their allies race to thwart the plans of Terumi and Relius, not knowing how deep such machinations run. The follow-up to On Strange Wings.
BlazBlue - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 210,183 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 7/31/2011 - [Ragna, Tsubaki Y.] [Jin K., Noel V.] - Complete
Mock Effect 3 by ClintJohnston25 reviews
Sequel to Mr. Buch's masterful mockery of the first game and my continuation of it. The Shepard twins are trying to save the galaxy, loosely following the game "Mass Effect 3"'s script. Jane tries her best to be a paragon, whilst overcoming John's renegade tendencies and the frustrations of being in command of what has to be the oddest crew ever assembled. (Image Credit Saq02)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,022 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/21/2014 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Shepard (F), Shepard (M)
How Things Used to Be by TheRejectedPhoenixWright reviews
The Military Academy is where we set the scene for our beautiful adventure, filled with action, drama, and of course, a little bit of romance. Will Klaus Yayoi actually be able to be reunited with his sister, or is this all just a setup for greater things to come? I can't tell you, it's a secret! Reviews are always enjoyed, as well as follows, but who am I to judge?
BlazBlue - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Jin K., Makoto, Tsubaki Y., OC
Confinement by Velvien reviews
Captured by Ragna and brought to Rachel's mansion, Tsubaki finds herself a non-factor in the brewing war. As she struggles to cope with life as a captive, she may find help from the last person she would ever expect. Ragna x Tsubaki.
BlazBlue - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,978 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 10/24/2011 - [Tsubaki Y., Ragna]
The Hero We Deserve by Random Equinox reviews
Humans are being abducted, probably because someone has really poor taste. Shepard has to find out why and stop them with the help of a band of misfits. They say it's a suicide mission. So what else is new? Well, getting killed for starters...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 441,612 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Shepard (M) - Complete
Speak Now by TehBrovakiin reviews
After the defeat of Arclight and the fall of Simeon Cruz tries to tell Eve how he feels. too bad Gido is having her and Blade get married. Me thinks it's time for bad and insensitive jokes and wacky hijinks and hilarity to ensue. rated M to be safe
Needless/ニードレス - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 3/10/2011 - [Cruz/Yamada S., Eve N.]
Help us, Professor Kokonoe! by jcarreau reviews
Are you fed up with haughty vampires stealing the show from other non-canon bloggers? If so, come read Kokonoe's non-canon blog! Spun off from Ask Rachel Alucard. Re-rated T for lack of porn, but watch out for saucy language.
BlazBlue - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,716 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Kokonoe - Complete
The Silly Adventures of Seras and Pip by Chris Stork reviews
A tale of a dead cop and a live mercenary. Semi-serious.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Seras, Pip
Mock Effect 2 by ClintJohnston25 reviews
Sequel to Mr. Buch's masterful mockery of the first game. The twins Jane & John Shepard are exploring the galaxy, loosely following the game "Mass Effect 2"'s script. Along the way they poke fun at the various plot holes/inconsistencies they encounter.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 93,476 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Shepard (F), Shepard (M)
The Nasuverse Brotastic Chronicles Shiki by TypeMoonFreak reviews
The Tale of Shiki Brohno returns!
Tsukihime - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,949 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Shiki Tohno
Blue Mirror by Molly Renata reviews
It's possible, but difficult, to escape the prison known as the Boundary. Nu x Noel, yuri crack AU and whatnot.
BlazBlue - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2011 - v -13/Nu, Noel V.
On Strange Wings by Velvien reviews
After a chance meeting at a restaurant, Tsubaki finds herself following the NOL's greatest enemy to meet a childhood hero. Ragna x Tsubaki. Slightly revamped.
BlazBlue - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 54,167 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - [Ragna, Tsubaki Y.] - Complete
Ragna's Apartment by A Rusted Derelict Hulk reviews
Welcome to Ragna's apartment life, another possibility of THE CONTINUUM SHIFT. Lemons! Lemons EVERYWHERE! Ragna/Noel/Nu/Lambda. Characters are OOC in many respects.
BlazBlue - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,894 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Ragna
she's like plastic, twisted by ncfan reviews
The mirror could never hold.
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Roberta - Complete
Pleasant Sleep by dilang-anghel reviews
It's two am and Seras is walking around with just her wet underwear on.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Seras, Integra - Complete
Nostalgia Product by Iori-chan-sempai reviews
Jin gets a little extra lookin' after in Ronin-gai. Jin/Makoto. Sexual content.
BlazBlue - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Jin K., Makoto - Complete
The Seduction of Walter Dornez by lunartick reviews
OC. Young Walter. Where Alucard discovers the disadvantages of wearing a skirt, Walter pines for true love, and Sir Hellsing is absolutely smashed. Parody of Romance... of sorts.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,108 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Walter
The Vampire's Maid by RAWRitsAnime reviews
Integra has had enough with Alucard! There must be something to do about him.....how about hire a maid for him? Now that he has a maid they go on many and exciting adventures! Im not good at summarys but please read :
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,481 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 12/30/2008
Chance Encounter by Forever Free Evergreen reviews
Calamity Trigger Arc: When Noel gets lost after fighting Carl, she never would have thought she would bump into Ragna the Bloodedge R&R
BlazBlue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,388 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Noel V., Ragna - Complete
Temptation by Metropolis Kid reviews
Seras and Pip have a little talk about the temptations of the flesh -- desires, wants, needs, lusts... and even love. One-shot, falls somewhere between serious and fluffy. PxS pairing.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Pip, Seras - Complete
Taokaka Files her Taxes by An Angry Chocobo reviews
Whilst walking along, Taokaka realises she's forgotten to file her taxes. What will happen?
BlazBlue - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Taokaka
Random Hellsing Tales: Volume III by Agent HUNK reviews
Another collection of short humorous Hellsing stories written by me, Agent HUNK. Stories included: Alucard runs out of ammo, the truth behind Integra being single, a Hellsing talent show, and crash courses in philosophy. Several pairing references. Enjoy!
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,971 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008
Kingdom of Hell by deliamic reviews
Life on Mars can be Hell.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36,873 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Seras, Alucard - Complete
Dark Intentions by Natalea Frost reviews
Seras has taken Integra home, and Alucard is pressumed dead. Integra starts to rebuild the Hellsing Organization and London the day after the war. However, a familar figure watches Integra from the shadows waiting for the right opportunity to make his mov
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,348 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008
Mythbusters:Hellsing Special by Alastor Vega reviews
When Alucard cause a little accident at a book signing, Integra force him and Seras to help the Mythbusters. Weird crossover aint it? Constructive criticism welcome. No flame
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,840 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Hellsing Special Operations: MEAN by DeFaeror reviews
After World War II, the Hellsing organization was short on members. To deal with the vampires of London, they needed to specialize. The Midian Extermination and Neutralization special ops team is the answer to that problem.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2009
From Transylvania with love by Hyr'Ayl reviews
Have you ever wanted to see James Bond turned into a vampire? A game of poker between 007 and the Dandyman? Seras as a Bond girl? Alucard fighting Blofeld and Dr No? Integra and the Major in love? This is the fiction for you! AxM, SxJB, RxLV and more!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,941 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Alucard, Seras
The Childe of Seras: Rewritten by MindAsylum reviews
Chapter 21: The White King's Dream
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,139 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 10/28/2007
Bonjour Wardog! by Azure Zangetsu reviews
What if Captain Hans Gunsche of the Millennium Waffen-SS was still alive and kicking? What if he was now the werewolf-servant of Seras Victoria. What if he had missions to do for Hellsing too? Review please.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 66,602 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Hans G. - Complete
Seras V Predator by Keith B. Real reviews
London is gripped by a heatwave and something that's not a vampire is killing people.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,774 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Seras
OFUH: Official Fanfiction University of Hellsing by Dalia N'Shard reviews
Inspired by Carmella Sandman's Official University of Middleearth, and all the off-shoot academies. Enter At Your Own Risk.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2009
Resident Hellsing: Apocalypse by Keith B. Real reviews
The world has been overrun by the T-virus. Seras and Integra are the only survivors of Hellsing and must unite with old friends and join forces with their enemies in order to salvage what's left of humanity.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,931 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Seras, Integra - Complete
The Monsters in the Castle by Itoayatsuri Marionette Master reviews
This takes after the mission to Brazil. Seras is kidnapped by Millennium and locked up in a massive medieval fortress in Germany. However, Millennium should have picked a different fortress, because here there be monsters.Rated M for sexual content.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,925 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Complete
Bluff by Pencilwalla reviews
Warning: crackfic. Integra, Major, and Maxwell sit down and have their final battle to determine the fate of the world and themselves. AU. Possibly the most intelligent crackfic ever.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Complete
Hellsing OMG by Courier Seven reviews
The spiritual successor to Hellsing WTF, this project will be much more..canon. It will have my personal touch of bastardization, however, so enjoy your cheese nipples and READ! READ UNTIL YOUR EYES RUN RED WITH BLOOD FROM READING SO MUCH! AHAHAHAHA!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,489 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2008
Schrödinger’s new life by Van55555 reviews
The war of London is over, Schrödinger survives it and goes off to find where he really belongs in life. Schrödinger X Seras
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008
Resident Hellsing: Code Iscariot by Keith B. Real reviews
Iscariot missed out on Raccoon City, but not to be outdone, Maxwell sends Anderson to Rockfort Island in an effort to strike at Umbrella.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,996 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Mommy, Daddy, Sis, Grandma, Grandpa! by livi510 reviews
What happens when Alucard goes kiddie? But he's got the same look? And the least expected people become his mom, dad, sister, grandma and grandpa. from chapter four of Rewritten on, as this is an alternate ending.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/27/2008
The Mignonette and Her Soldier by skinnieminnie reviews
Because Pip&Seras is LUV! these are unconnected drabbles that are centered around the lovely Pip&Seras pair
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008
Bars, Brawls, and Bombs by rouisu kun reviews
Follow the antics Vash The Stampede on his many aventures. This will keep you on the edge of your seat and leave you begging for more. This is my first fanfic, so tell me how you like it.
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
I, the Hellsing leader? You must be kidding me by Dreamer-in-front-of-the-PC reviews
Story situated 50 years in the futurebut our present.blame me for bad cronologyThe 14 year old Laura has to restart the Hellsing agency from nothing.Possible crossovers:Alex Rider,ROD,etc.My first story ever pls tell me if I should bother to continue.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,630 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2007
Lessons from the younger generation by phantom.ryder reviews
[Meg x Jo][Shoujoai] One calm morning, Amy feels the need to teach, Jo feels the need to learn and three others just hope no shots have to go off. Plotless humour and fluff.
Burst Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Complete
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Christmas at the Naval Base reviews
A selection of christmas related shorts about life at the naval base.
Kantai Collection - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/15/2014
War at Sea- a Kancolle Story reviews
Lt. Commander Yamamoto had been thrown into a world of war, chaos and... love, as he was assigned to his first post to command the newly repurposed Takagi Elementary School, now known as Okinawa Bay Naval Base. Stuck inbetween various shipgirls, he was about to find out the devil was not as black as he was painted. Rating changed for future content, various pairings.
Kantai Collection - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,567 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Maru Yu, Tenryuu, Musashi, Junyou
Disc Error reviews
After someone messed with the time space continuum, Ragna the Bloodedge, Bullet and Caelica Mercury are transported far off into the wilderness. Despite having never met before, their common goal, surivival, forms a bond that could never be broken again. Based on an RP, hence the odd writing style. Rated M for sexual themes, language and violence. Pairing is a mystery.
BlazBlue - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,746 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Celica A. M., Ragna - Complete
Minds made to merge reviews
As their sync rates drop dramatically, Rayliegh is forced to answer Mako s question as to why thats happening... and he reluctantly agrees to stop blocking his thoughts from her. But what happens when she can see what he thinks of her...? What happens when that social boundary that seperates them is broken? Mako/Raleigh smut, Movie-Verse. Not as hardcore as most of my work.
Pacific Rim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Raleigh B., Mako M. - Complete
Beneath the Black Flag reviews
Inspired by Ragna s gag ending, this time Ragna and his crew are alive and they re actual pirates. Title inspired by the Miracle of Sound song of the same name, which also gave some inspiration for the story. One shot, beware of slight violence and of lemon content. Oneshot, because seriously i can t take this madness any more. XD
BlazBlue - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2013 - v -13/Nu, Ragna, Iron Tager - Complete
Just one night reviews
Remix Heart-verse. When Makoto is sent to the infirmary, Noel can t sleep without her roommate. But when Caljun switches rooms with her to help with that, Mai can t sleep with Noel in the same room... but nothing will go wrong if its just for one night, right? ...right! Well, maybe if it was just one night... Mai x Noel Lemon.
BlazBlue - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Noel V.
The Day After reviews
Just another morning in Ragna s fucked up life. Rated T for implied sexual themes, pairing is a mystery.
BlazBlue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Ragna - Complete
Blood of the Azure reviews
Shortly before the events of Chronophantasma, Kokonoe discovers the ruins of a large military building in England using an abandoned spy satillite... but instead of finding lost technology or records, she finds a vampire, willing to serve her. And not a second too late, because neither her nor Tager could withstand the devastation that follows with the last turn of the Wheel...
Crossover - Hellsing & BlazBlue - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,053 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Seras, Ragna
Lesson XXX- During a summer vacation, anything is confidential reviews
Kagura s bald, old father takes her and Shinpachi out for a summer vacation in SPACE! but Gintoki is left behind. With no jobs to do or reasons to go out, he continues barricade himself into his office before the always helpful lavender haired stalker decides to help him have some fun. The title sounds much more suggestive than it is. GinxSachan, M for possible lemon and worse
Gintama - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,804 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Gintoki S., Sarutobi A./Sacchan
Lesson 1337: Even glasses deserve to be loved reviews
My fanfic for Valentines Day 2013. And yes, this is my beloved OTP for anything Shinpachi related... too bad it will never be canon. Short, but sweet and filled with Gintama-sillyness.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Shinpachi S., Pandemonium - Complete
Returning into active duty reviews
A oneshot based on the events after my own, fictional ending where the reapers are defeated, but synthetic life continues to exist and shepard was recovered from the crucible. It was going to be a longer story but now its just a oneshot. No pairings.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Shepard (M), Garrus V. - Complete
Broken Wheel reviews
After Terumi kills Noel and unleashes the Black Beast to finish humanity off, Ragna is sent to the past to avoid the fatal error he used to do all the time and finally suceed at something. Ragna x Nu, rated Tee for attempted sexytimes. Chapter 2 is up.
BlazBlue - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Ragna, v -13/Nu
Dark Sin, Bright Intentions reviews
When Sawyer is set up to be Balalaika s next reason to wage war, everyone takes cover to try not to get involved. Except for Rock, who might either end up looseing more than his life or earning more than just Sawyer's heart. Written for the BL challange.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,913 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Rock, Sawyer
GPS is for amateurs: Revision reviews
Now with softcore sex at the end, as per request. Bloodedge x Caelica.
BlazBlue - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Celica A. M., Ragna - Complete
GPS is for amateurs reviews
Story is set dureing Phase 0. Caelica and Bloodedge get lost in the woods... again. Short, silly little ficlet because there just isn t anything about this pairing that isn t cute. Caelica x Bloodedge, rated T for some suggestive content.
BlazBlue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Celica A. M., Ragna - Complete
Heavenly pleasures, devilish lust reviews
Heinkel x Seras x Yumiko, written for Lazy's challange. Seras gets captured and uses her vampireic temptation to escape the catholics. NOTE: This was never meant to be released, so don t expect anything great.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Seras, Heinkel
Deep Down Death Valley reviews
An innocent little fic about "Valley Girl" Nu to shorten the wait on the M-rated version of Still Alive. Nu x Ragna, four chapters.
BlazBlue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/8/2010 - v -13/Nu, Ragna
Still Alive reviews
What i think should happen at the end of the sequel to CS. Nu is out of character, but its kinda explained why. Written soley for the fact that there s only one fanfic about Nu on here. Nu x Ragna
BlazBlue - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2010 - v -13/Nu, Ragna - Complete
Resident Ryan
The soldier Ryan Vance goes through a nightmare of excessive violence and murderous intent as the Hellsing mansion is attacked by an unknown group of vampires.. Rated T for said gore, langauge and possible sexual themes later on. Seras will appear later
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Seras, Integra
Hecksing reviews
This fanfiction has been aborted. Suit yourself.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,575 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Seras, Alucard - Complete
Meaningful Briefing reviews
A short, semi-funny oneshot. Major explains Zooling her mission while showing just how ridiculous the whole task is. And makes fun of a certain violent videogame along the way. No pairings.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/24/2008 - The Major - Complete
Blood and Soul reviews
PostRomancia. Thirty years after the war, Hellsing and the entire world is nearing a possible end.. Can the new Hellsing organization prevent it? I ve posted all 10 chapters now. Review to get more, or die waiting. OCxOC AxSxI Sequel to Zero Hour.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,661 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Seras, Integra
Dark Knight reviews
THIS IS A TEST TO SEE IF SOMEONE IS STILL INTERESTED IN MY STORIES. 50 years after the war, Seras, being left alone without Integra or Hellsing and being the last vampire on earth, goes to a different world. SxOC Rateing might change.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,515 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008
Lessons of Heat
What happens if Seras goes into heat. PxS Hentai. R&R please. Third chapter up. Changed the title.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,885 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008
Hellsing: Zero Hour reviews
After the war with Millenium, the duty of rebuilding Hellsing lies on the shoulders of Integra, and her new pet vampire, Seras, which becomes Alucards heir. Rateing might change. Chapter 18: Seras gets an unexpected, deadly visitor.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,441 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008
Hellsing: The Great War reviews
AU. In 1918, the Queen created the Hellsing orginization to fight against the "Vampire" thread that was bred from the war. Chapter 7 up. How do you get away from an ancient city if you re attacked by monsters? SxOC
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,860 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008
Guardian Angel reviews
Vash has a guardian angel, Rem. But what if he isn t the only one who has? Oneshot. A tribute for our fallen hero.
Trigun - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
Star Trek: Frontiers are for pussies reviews
My first Startrek fanfic. Admiral Toby Reed is ordered to command a new prototype ship, the USS Lone Bird. Rated for swearing and senselessness. Check it out, we got a storyline! ;D Yes, i know, you won t check it, but in case you do, review plz :P
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008
The Price of Happyness reviews
Short Multichapter fic. Pip is told by Alucard that he ll die soon if he won t make Seras drink his blood. PxS, might contain mature content later on.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2008
Hellsing Short Stories reviews
Short stories about Hellsing. From funny to serious, every pairing you want. I take every request you give me, as long as it isn t yaoi. I ll even write Hentai. For every review you ll get a new story. New chapters will be published every 1-3 days.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008
Relics and Ruins reviews
Oneshot. Seras thinks about Walter while watching him in his last moments. Can be taken as a proludge to Zero Hour. Slight WxS, implied HxS, PxS
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
Trigun: Gunman once again reviews
Slight AU, beginning after the Anime, leading into some kind of Manga story. After the sudden death of his brother, Vash is confronted with his old friend, comeing back from the grave to tell him he s not to live peacefully.. yet. VxM WxM No OCs.
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008
Revenge reviews
What if Seras would get the chance to avenge the death of her parents? AU No longer a one shot!
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007
Chatter reviews
Anderson talks to Seras in the War, without fighting her. Oneshot AU
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Complete
Payback reviews
Pip is paying Seras back all she did for him after the war.... PxS, Rated M for Mature content.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Complete
Lets make Hellsing get WIERD reviews
Four friends, who only know each other from the internet, have been given the chance to go to Hellsing... Yes, that was used countless times already, but its funny, deal. Written for Daysofthenight and anyone who likes Hellsing. Rateing M just to be sure
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2007
Siege or Death reviews
At the attack of Millenium on the Hellsing manor, Pip has a different plan how to win... PxS
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2007