NothingFromNowhereImNoOneAtAll
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Joined 11-03-07, id: 1412722, Profile Updated: 12-16-11
Author has written 9 stories for Death Note, Harry Potter, and Cats.

EDIT: Okay, so I'm FINALLY getting off of my ass and attempting to finish the "Head Over Heels" series. Seems I just needed some time and inspiration. Sorry to keep any of you waiting for it, if any of you are. (AT least I hope some people are.)

Just a few notes about the "Head Over Heels" series:

I had originally written the story "Pillow Talk" as a one-shot, but then I got the idea to write "Telephone". The two were supposed to be completely separate from each other, but I couldn't do away with the idea that they went hand-in-hand. And then, as I was writing up the first draft of "Telephone", I got the idea to make a third story, and therefore, include all of them as part of a single entity. Hence the idea for the three-part "Head Over Heels" series.

The title is significant because the song by Tears for Fears pretty much maps out the progression of the relationship between Tugger and Misto; only, it might be just a bit more idealized in my head. :)

All three of the stories included in the series will be uploaded separately and can be read as one-shots, but they all go together—hand-in-hand. "Telephone" has already been posted, and hopefully, the yet-to-be-titled third will follow soon.

I've also got a few other ideas for this fandom (and this pairing): one small snippet of a one-shot that I actually need to bring myself to edit, and one that—hopefully—I'll garner the patience to write out, as it'll be a long one. I might pop up with a story here or there that isn't TuggerXMisto-related (I've been wanting to write a MunkustrapXDemeter. A heterosexual pairing! I know!), but we'll just have to wait and see.

As for my other stories? I'm done with the "Death Note" ones. I just don't have the same enthusiasm for them; I barely even like them anymore. I might post one last chapter of "L's Stalkers" just for the sake of closure, but to me, it's done. "Like a Punch in the Face" is done. I had no direction and no passion for those stories, and they aren't even well-written.

I'll leave those stories up—just like I'll leave up my first two stories—because I know that some people like them, but I'm done. I suppose for being written a few years ago, they're passable in quality, but I'm moving on.

But for all of you who bothered and will still bother to let me know what you thought of my stories—whether you thought they were excellent or downright horrible—thank you so much. You have all made me a better writer, and your words mean the world to me. Thank you so much.

—NothingFromNowhereImNoOneatAll

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Happiness is an Angry Weasley by Luny Lady reviews
I want someone unexpected, someone challenging. Someone who will be just as much of a surprise. Someone gullible. Out of all the men here at Hogwarts, I've narrowed my choices down to one lad: Ronald Weasley. SLASH. DMRW. M for language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,140 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
He Who Fell Off the Heaviside Layer by Grando181 reviews
The storyteller's memories corrode with time, moments of happiness are byproducts of broken dreams. A nonlinear bit of fiction that's utterly wrong and should not be read by anyone. :P
Cats - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,708 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Munkustrap, Rum Tum Tugger
Of Death and Glitter by FantabulousMe reviews
It all began with the dreams. Then came the visitor only he could see. He was told of a destiny- one that would spell out the death of all whom he loved. And only his own demise could save them... again. Eventual Tugger/Misto
Cats - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,096 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
Maybe When You're Older by SquigglyDot reviews
On a hot day in the Junkyard Jemima goes searching for the storyteller and observes a little fluff. Munkus/Tugger because the world needs more of them
Cats - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Munkustrap, Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
Getting It Right by shannondaskies reviews
He only wanted her attention - it couldn't be that hard! Lucissa at Hogwarts, WIP, reviews appreciated more than caffeine on a Monday morning and that's a LOT .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,942 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Lucius M., Narcissa M.
Beyond by Catmoongirl reviews
Mello knew from the minute that smoke bomb went off that he'd never be able to see another sun rise and set, that he'd never be able to wake up with the smell of cigarette smoke cradling him to the one thing that held any lasting value in his world.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,634 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Tumbling Down by SeraphimeRising reviews
Ron is tired of hiding behind walls. Written for LJ community SortingHat Drabbles -- the pairing for this week was Ron/Draco and the prompt was 'stone walls' with a 499 word limit. Warning: implied slash relationship
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Fix You by vratsababe reviews
Draco has always aspired to be like his father... even if it means tearing himself apart in the process. FF100.99
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Pandora's Box by That.Other.Boleyn.Girl reviews
There’s a reason why the third door on the left is locked. And Tugger, ever the curious cat, is determined to find out exactly why. TuggerMisto.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,591 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Rum Tum Tugger, Mistoffelees/Quaxo
For the Love of Zelda by Computerfreak101 reviews
Because of Near, Mello's locked Matt out from his video games. Uh oh. A cookoff turned bakeoff, and Matt finds out more about Snickerdoodles than he ever wanted to. And Near takes offense to the name Sheep. "Dude, step AWAY from the knife drawer."
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Matt, Near - Complete
I said ‘I love you’ Dumbass! by Crazy4Moony reviews
Mello never hides his true feelings. So when he thinks Matt's hot, he'll tell him goddammit! It's just that Mello's honesty is rubbing off on the redhead--and that's a problem.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
20 Facts: Light & Sayu by Diluted Thoughts reviews
She would much rather have had a knight in shining armor. Light/Sayu. Incest.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Light Y., Sayu Y. - Complete
The Biggest Regret by cheriepie89 reviews
Misa wished she liked herself a little bit better. Maybe then, she would have allowed Ryuuzaki to look at her the way he did. LxMisa
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2008 - L, Misa A. - Complete
The Interview by Page of Cups reviews
There were a few things Ron forgot to tell Hermione when he asked her to marry him... RonxDraco, RonxHermione implied.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,445 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Bed Ridden by Paranoid Escapism reviews
Near didn't like being sick. But he'd quietly accept it of Matt came to visit him everyday, like this. [Matt X Near]
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,127 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Matt, Near - Complete
Rubbish by Page of Cups reviews
Draco is outraged. He should sue for defamation of character. DH spoilers. RonxDraco. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Love and Smallpox by insufficientemotionalfunds reviews
Matt has a conundrum. He wants to know what the big deal with kissing is... but girls are gross. MelloMatt Just random Wammy's fluff.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,791 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Drawn to scale by CEO of Internal Affairs reviews
Ishida is staring at something very intently under his desk. Not like I was looking at the thing under his desk, although I know something is there… Ichigo and Ishida's bumpy road to romance and...stuffed plushies? What's going on? IchigoIshida.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
Should've Thought of That One, Bori by Eggo Waffles reviews
We all wish that Boromir had survived Amon Hen, but have we ever considered the implications? Parody AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,546 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Boromir
Like A Bat Out Of Hell by Eggo Waffles reviews
Boromir of Gondor is dead. That's not the sort of thing he takes lying down.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,912 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
Quite So New by Mad Maudlin reviews
i my body when it is with your body
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy by Mad Maudlin reviews
Draco Malfoy's life takes a turn for the traumatic when Ron Weasley kidnaps him, in order to protect him from a murderous enemy he's never even heard of. With friends like these, who needs enemies?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,801 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Could by The Treacle Tart reviews
SLASH - Draco takes a moment to remember before he must forget. DM-RW COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/4/2005 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Aftermath by Damashi reviews
Draco Malfoy, half mad from Azkaban and the nowended war. Veritaserum. But what merits a true confession?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Vivica by frk-werewolf reviews
Changes are in the air and Draco discovers something about himself that will change everything he knows. (rated R for slash and sexual descriptions) Contains Veela!Draco, pairing: DracoRon [complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,828 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/15/2004 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Everything Changes by Page of Cups reviews
Once best friends, now mortal enemies. The story of two people finding their way back. DMRW slash. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 83,805 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/9/2004 - Published: 4/22/2003 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Right As Rain by rainjewel reviews
CATS fic. This is what spews forth from my fingers after watching the video 43 times a day. I don't think that's actually possible, but I sure tried. Looks at what might have happened after the ball. Slash.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,601 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2002
Apple Blossoms by Zyre reviews
Draco and Ron cross the line between hatred and love beneath the apple trees. Warning: Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/8/2002 - Draco M., Ron W.
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Telephone reviews
SLASH. "Stop calling, stop calling, I don't want to think anymore. I left my head and my heart on the dance floor." All Mistoffelees wants is an escape. One-shot. TuggerXMisto. Second in the "Head Over Heels" series.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,625 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
Pillow Talk reviews
SLASH. After a visit that somehow winds up in the bedroom, Mistoffelees and Tugger reflect on love, sex, the whereabouts of clothing, and what the hell just happened. One-shot. TuggerXMisto. First in the "Head Over Heels" series.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
Careless Whispers: 20 Facts about Ron and Draco reviews
To the heart and mind, ignorance is kind. And there's no comfort in the truth. Pain is all you'll find. The story of Ron Weasley and Draco Malfoy as they wind their way through years of denial and heartbreak. Implied Slash. RWDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Like A Punch in the Face reviews
Falling in love with Mello was like a punch in the face. MelloXOC. DISCONTINUED.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,750 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Mello - Complete
L's Stalkers reviews
In which two persistant fangirls find their way to L's apartment, torture Light just for kicks, release a killer attack squirrel, and teach Light to do the Soulja Boy... all while stalking L. DISCONTINUED.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,113 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Innocence reviews
And for the first time in his twenty-three years of life, as he struggled to run, his dead limbs pushing as hard as they could under a blood-red dusk, Light felt regret for everything that he did. Light-Centric. Oneshot. SPOLIERS FOR EPISODE 37.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Light Y. - Complete
WifeyPoo reviews
Matt was frustrated. Mello had ticked him off, so what does he do? Right. Get revenge by saying that Mello is a girl. And not only that, but his wife, no less. Rated for Matt's.. colorful language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Loss Of Focus reviews
In which Light cannot keep concentrated due to distractions by a certain detective... LightXL. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,638 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/23/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Simple Moments reviews
In which Light reflects upon his love with L in the tender moonlight. Shounen ai Fluff. Oneshot. LightXL.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete