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Author has written 25 stories for Calvin & Hobbes, and Harry Potter.

I've given up Fanfiction. Sorry for all the incomplete stories & broken promises. I'm leaving all the stories up. It's been a fun ride, guys.

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Through A Glass Darkly by Luna Rapunzel reviews
Nothing's fair in love and war anymore. xx The sixth year. JPLE, MMSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 162,798 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 6/7/2009 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] [Marlene M., Sirius B.]
ashes, ashes, they all fall down by Attraversiamo reviews
A look into the five Black children's lives. It is their journey through life. Five vastly different paths from one common gene pool. Please see first chapter for in depth summary and description.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 98,863 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Bellatrix L., Sirius B.
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 2844 - Favs: 3,776 - Follows: 3,386 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Agreement and Disputation by KCS reviews
-"Perhaps the most delightful friendships are those in which there is much agreement, much disputation, and yet more personal liking." -George Eliot. A budding friendship, seen through the private diary of Mr. Sherlock Holmes. Sequel to Worth & Choice.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,465 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson
Druella Black's Guide to Womanhood by deews reviews
Previously Ancient and Most Noble. Change was coming, fast and strong, and it swept the Black sisters along with it: Bellatrix to freedom and to madness, Andromeda to independence and to love, and Narcissa to womanhood and to the bitter taste of loss.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,972 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Andromeda T., Ted T.
The Case of the Headmaster's Terrier by Eyebrows2 reviews
Unhappy schoolboy Sherlock Holmes is attracting trouble and torment he does not deserve. When he is blamed for the headmaster's dog disappearing, everything becomes too much, and he takes matters into his own hands. Please R&R!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,945 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, Mycroft H - Complete
Asparagus by PenonPaperFingersonKeys reviews
There is always a plate of asparagus on the Ravenclaw table, yet only one person eats them. The person –as expected- smiles back at the odd looks people shoot her and at the mean insults that they fire at her. Neville/Luna for: "Food Challenges at HPFC."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
The Meaning Of Life by Hel-Lokisdotter reviews
A simple question - what if Rudy hadn't died in the Himmel Street blast? This is my answer. AU, obviously. Rudy/Liesel. Now finished and edited.
Book Thief - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,539 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Liesel M., Rudy S. - Complete
Mach Mich Stumm by Hel-Lokisdotter reviews
As the war draws to a close, Rudy, Liesel, Max, and Alex must begin to rebuild their shattered lives. AU; sequel to The Meaning Of Life. Rated T for... well, Holocaust. ON INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Book Thief - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Max V., Rudy S.
Flowers by Silver Sailor Ganymede reviews
Women named after flowers have always brought bad luck to the Malfoys
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Narcissa M., Scorpius M. - Complete
Only in the Rain by DramioneLurver reviews
Kissing in the Rain Challenge. Draco Malfoy never cried about the war anymore - except in the rain. He never let anyone know - except Astoria. Drabble. Post DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
Simple Gifts by KCS reviews
Answer to a wish from the LiveJournal watsons woes community's holiday fic and art exchange. "I wish for: Sick!Watson. Mrs. Hudson is spending the holidays with her sister. Holmes decides to take care of Watson, himself." Oneshot, set Christmas 1881.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
The Trials and Tribulations of a Hogwarts Squid by CousinCalamari reviews
Looking for a serious, angsty fic about Harry and the gang? You're looking in the wrong place! This is a very silly fic about the Giant Squid and his campaign to get the sewage system of Hogwarts to stop dumping waste in his front yard.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,464 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 8/28/2006 - George W., Fred W.
Lunatix by Rainey Dae reviews
Luna and Bellatrix one-shot. They have a little revelation together in Malfoy manor, DH. Two of the craziest characters in the series, is it any surprise what you get when you put them together?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Luna L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Road He Walks, The Road To Hell by cowsquashmelon reviews
He knows nothing but the sound of his feet on the pavement and the thousand curses on the tip of his tongue. All for his Judas. November 1, 1981.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Sirius B., Peter P. - Complete
A Case of Insanity by Westron Wynde reviews
Whilst London prepares to celebrate the Queen's Diamond Jubliee, personal tragedy strikes at the heart of Baker Street. To save a friend, Dr Watson must make the hardest decision of all... and live with the consequences. COMPLETE!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,640 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Memoirs of a Master by Luna Goldsun reviews
Months after Tai Lung's defeat, Shifu has been shutting himself away. When Po and the Five investigate, they discover more about their beloved master than they ever thought possible.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 246,665 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Shifu - Complete
A Matter of Technique by B.C Daily reviews
Caught in the act of trying to learn how to waltz, James's dancing troubles result in some interesting consequences. LJ.oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,009 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/19/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Deepest Fear by Forest Archer reviews
No one ever thought Jack would learn the dangers of an excess of rum, or the risk of bedding down in Tortuga. But he's about to find that the biggest danger in the world is in fact women, and the strange creatures they produce that are somehow his fault.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
something old, something new by deews reviews
He asks, "Did you think I was guilty?" And she says, "Don't make me answer that."// Sirius and Andromeda, after Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Andromeda T., Sirius B. - Complete
as curtains close on us by K. East reviews
Death is cruel, and death is permanent, but death is also a liar. Step into the shoes of eight different people and you will begin to understand how interconnected their lives really were.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,423 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Complete
Hi My Name Is by OnlyALittleMad reviews
The Bucket family has always called Mr. Wonka by his last name. Charlie decides to change this by giving Mr. Wonka some zany new nicknames.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Complete
Potentially Problematic by Mrs Maxim de Winter reviews
Mary Bennett wonders if she will find a suitable husband like her sisters have as she walks through a crowded London street, and as if kismet she meets a man who seems like he would be a perfect one...
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Complete
Six Years, Six Applicants by Sarah1281 reviews
Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts postion with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Tidings of Comfort and Joy? by Westron Wynde reviews
Merry Christmas? Not if your name is Mycroft Holmes it isn't! A dip into his diary reveals that things do not always run to plan over the festive season. Bah, humbug! COMPLETE!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,449 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Mycroft H - Complete
Tangled Webs by Realmer06 reviews
Everyone knows Lavender Brown. Or at least, they think they do. A look at Ron and Hermione's relationship through the point of view of one who has better reasons to watch than you might think.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,421 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Lavender B., Ron W. - Complete
50 Things to Remember When Raising a Monster by dogstar-ebony reviews
- #23- Do not tell Rosie that pressing Uncle Harry’s ‘magic scar’ will make sweets come out of his belly button, as he doesn't find it amusing to have an over-excited four-year-old prodding his forehead." Sequel to "...When My Wife is Pregnant". Funny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Ron W., Rose W. - Complete
The Proper Lyric by B.C Daily reviews
."All I'm saying is that--as someone who has been familiar with the tune longer--I most likely have the advantage in knowing the proper lyrics." James and Lily argue about the proper lyrics to an old Christmas favorite. LJoneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/7/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Counter Feat by Lua under water reviews
Five times Sirius Black laughed, and no one understood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,078 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
Mr Malfoy, Meet Your Daughter's Boyfriend by writingxonxwalls reviews
It's winter break and Draco isn't happy to meet Alexander. Why would he? Alex is Mr. Malfoy's only daughter's boyfriend. Oh the joy. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
If Anyone Would Hear by Morning. xx reviews
Ten words that no one ever said to Severus Snape. Snape/Lily Translated into Russian by Mournsong. Posted with my permission on the Russian Hogwarts . net.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Severus S. - Complete
The Anatomy of a Bromance by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
James and Sirius. "Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?" An inside look at one of the closest friendships the world will know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,636 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 84 - Published: 8/11/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Potter and His Broomstick by lunaleth reviews
James Potter has an unhealthy obsession with his broomstick. Sirius finally gets tired of it. LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Valley of the Departed Minds and Souls by mustardgirl1128 reviews
Alice Longbottom after Bellatrix tortures her. Told from first person POV. Written for the Madness Challenge. Please review! -"The Cat opened its mouth and yawned lazily. 'Hello, Alice.'"- Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Alice L. - Complete
Black Dwarfs, Blue River by elecktrum reviews
Relating the story of King Edmund's first diplomatic success, how he learned a craft, and why his older brother is known throughout the Black Dwarf clan as Nancy.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 54,726 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
By Any Other Name by Westron Wynde reviews
What's in a name? A great deal if your friend has a mysterious initial and won't reveal what it stands for. A short story about middle names, in response to KCS's writing prompt. COMPLETE!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
The Art of Persuasion by The Unfathomable Sisters reviews
“Pardon?” her voice was clearly coated with confusion. “You heard me clear as crystal, love, I want you to pretend to be my girlfriend.” SiriusOC. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 174,041 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Checkmate by Josephinee reviews
When Ron Weasley told his daughter to beat Scorpius Malfoy in every subject they got, she took his advice to heart. RW/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,859 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Too Many Faces by msllamalover reviews
Nymphadora Tonks has too many different faces. Written for Cuba's Flying Solo challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2008 - N. Tonks - Complete
10 Things I Hate About You by Zayz reviews
LJ. Lily compiles a list of the ten things she hates most about James Potter. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Marauders' Guide to Life by BlackBells reviews
If you need advice there's no one better equipped than the Marauders. And they may find a little advice from you proves beneficial as well. Pen name changed from SiriusLoverr to BlackBells!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,582 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007 - James P., Sirius B.
Worth All The Fat Ankles in the World by dogstar-ebony reviews
-"Whoever said that pregnancy is a normal stage in a woman’s life was clearly either a man or an idiot."- Hermione reminisces about her pregnancy with Rose. Oneshot. RR.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Gorillas Don't Tickle by dogstar-ebony reviews
When Rose Weasley is bored, her father is compelled to play with her. And she always comes up with the BEST games. Silly little drabbley oneshot told from Ron's perspective, and inspired by Ella Bridi. Kind of funny. RR
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
A Case of Collaboration by KCS reviews
In answer to a challenge - Holmes discovers what happens when a panicking Watson has a deadline looming from the Strand Magazine.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
The Case of the Disgruntled Doctor by KCS reviews
Another addressing of yet another Document Manager bug, by request of Igiveup. Watson is STILL having trouble with the Strand typesetters.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
A Case of Annoyance by KCS reviews
A good-natured addressing of a bothersome issue several of us have been confronting lately. Watson is having issues with his printer at the Strand - certain elements of his writing are mysteriously disappearing. Sound familiar, anyone?
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
A Man's Limits by KCS reviews
We only saw one infamous list of a man's limitations in 'A Study in Scarlet.' Supposing there were two lists written then?
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
Irresponsibility by dogstar-ebony reviews
-"The first time Rose fell over, I laughed." - Ron reminiscing about his daughter's first steps. Oneshot, practically drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
A Case of Admittance by KCS reviews
One-shot in answer to a request - What were our favorite duo really acting like in 221b Baker Street the morning after EMPT?
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Five Things Ariana Dumbledore Never Got To Say by something-like-love reviews
Even if she couldn't speak them, she had things to say. Five things Ariana Dumbledore was never able to speak out loud. ::complete:: ::R&R please::
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Albus D. - Complete
A Good Way to Fall by Lady Altair reviews
How Alastor Moody came to use his flask, and six other drabbles on the man before MadEye.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Alastor M. - Complete
Toothbrushes by CarmenBlack212 reviews
Sirius and Remus commence a toothbrush war. Very light RemusSirius
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Ode to Ol' Faithful by greenikat89 reviews
Oneshot, MWPP: James knew it was impolite to laugh during his best friend's funeral, but given what he was supposed to mourn he thought he'd be excused this one time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
I'll Be Your Mirror by Gaby Black reviews
[Oneshot] The more distance Sirius puts between his family and himself, the more Regulus is eager to fit in. They both know it is a vicious circle, an endless whirl into which they are drowning, never to be back again. [To Cuban Sombrero Gal]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
The Marauders' Notes by Gaby Black reviews
COMPLETE! The Marauders pass notes in class. Expect crazy! Sirius, in love! James, annoyed! Lily and sarcastic! Remus. [Sirius… you’re the only clever person that I know who can successfully make everyone think they’re completely daft.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,025 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
1978 by Padfootatheart reviews
Somebody was sitting under our tree James, and I could've sworn it was 1978 again. Quick drabble, Remusesque set during PoA. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
Not On My Watch by siriusly klutzy reviews
A very pregnant Lily has to pee, but Sirius isn't having a good hair day and has locked himself in the bathroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
To the Logician by MeGoobie reviews
Previously part of the 221 collection! Watson talks with Holmes about his cocaine habit.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Complete
Disaster: See also, Remus J Lupin, lovelife of by Lady Bracknell reviews
Remus claims that his lovelife has always been a disaster. He’s had vases thrown at him, made girls cry in public and done very reckless things in broom cupboards. Mostly Marauders, RLNT eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,510 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Daughter, Would You Accompany Me? by elecktrum reviews
Just how did Helen get to Narnia?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Aslan - Complete
Six Foot Of Ginger Idiot by Pinky Brown reviews
Or, Ron Weasley's Year Six Diary: the whole of Half-Blood Prince from Ron's point of view. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll want to shake him. Winner of "Best Humour Fic" at the 2008 Reviewer's Choice Awards on FFnet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 126,584 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Out to Lunch by Three-Eyed Squirrels reviews
Andrew Ketterley was having a very, very bad day.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,872 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Andrew Ketterley, Jadis the White Witch - Complete
The First Generation: No Happy Ending by podge17 reviews
Snapshots of life a few years after graduation: Sirius, Remus, Lily, James, and Peter from the switching of the Keeper all the way down to Sirius getting carted off to Azkaban and glimpses inbetween. Songfic and Oneshot. Happy Ending by Mika. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Complete
To Burn by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Sirius's descent into madness, in thirteen steps. [One shot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Complete
What's in a Name by SuGaRLiLy reviews
At home one evening in the early summer, James and a pregnant Lily struggle, trying to come up with the perfect baby name. We all know the end result, but how did they arrive at it? [Oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Twelve Dark Moons by Sophiax reviews
As a captive of Lord Voldemort, Luna Lovegood never thought she would live beyond the first 24 hours. Saved at first by her quick wit, Luna learns the depth of human evil…and becomes the Dark Lord’s greatest weakness. Eventually LVLL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,916 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Voldemort, Luna L. - Complete
Four Conversations That Could Have Saved The World by so caffeinated reviews
In the end, it all comes down to the moments we choose to live or don’t. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,291 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/7/2007 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Keen Observer by DeepDownSlytherin reviews
Andromeda says little, but she sees everything. Through their years at Hogwarts, she watches her sisters as one falls in love and one falls into madness, and doesn't see as a muggleborn boy breaks into her sheltered life. Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 149,784 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
What's Best for Narnia by elecktrum reviews
In the aftermath of A Horse and His Boy, Narnia's kings and queens deal with love, marriage, and what's best for their kingdom and their hearts. Pure fluff.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,424 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Complete
Eye of the Beholder by elecktrum reviews
Told from various points of view, this is the story of two battles: one against a ruthless enemy, the other to save the life of the High King.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,582 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Complete
The Map's Secret by lickitysplit reviews
Lupin can see Peter Pettigrew on the Marauder's Map. But how can that be, if he died thirteen years ago? The mystery of that night starts to unravel...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/5/2006 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Remus L. - Complete
Take My Breath Away by Red Bess Rackham reviews
At the Netherfield ball, Darcy asks Elisabeth to dance... and she says yes. Slightly poetic, drabbly wee oneshot.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth - Complete
The Outside of Enough: A Sirius Story by fellytone reviews
Sirius attends a Black family reunion and realizes that he's had enough of being a Black. A completed short story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,249 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
All I Want for Christmas by Searcee reviews
Gilderoy just wants one thing for Christmas. Well, make that two things. Done for a holiday challenge 200 words. Slight LockhartDumbledore, but tasteful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Albus D., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Ourobouros by OlympiaManet2003 reviews
A tale of moral relativism and baked goods. Parody. SSHG, BLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,185 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/30/2005 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Morning Attire by fadedstardust reviews
“All right dear cousin, you win. I won’t tell anyone unless you want me to.” At this, everyone’s (who wasn’t Tonks) face fell at the realization that they wouldn’t know who the mysterious pair of boxers belonged to. One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/26/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Growing Pains by The Kitty-kitty reviews
When Sirius finds his hair is falling out, one of his worst nightmares, the Order gather round to offer advice - or drive him up the wall. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Dog's Guide to Kissing a Girl by Pirate Perian reviews
Remus is afraid that if he tries to kiss the girl he likes, she'll say no. But with a little advice from Sirius, what could go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Dog's Guide to Getting a Date by Pirate Perian reviews
All of Remus' friends already have dates for the Valentine's Day dance, but he's too shy to ask the girl he likes to go with him. Will a little help from Sirius put him on the right track?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Tom Riddle: Head Boy one shot by Lady Lestrange reviews
Just a little speech that Tom Riddle might have made to the Slytherin First years when he was head boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
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Orderly Feast reviews
Remus and Sirius show each other some "love" at the Burrow. Translation: Scorn, sarcasm, irritation, mockery. The rest of the Order look on. Drabble. Based on food-related prompts. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Twenty Questions for a Gift reviews
"So why do you need the money?" "No reason!" "Are you getting something for a girl?" Remus clapped when Sirius turned a darker shade of red and stared down at his shoes sheepishly. "Who is it? Who is it?" The boys & Lily vs. Sirius in a wager.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Beginner's Luck reviews
It's only the first day of teaching transfiguring matchsticks into needles and Minerva has already made an enemy. It's a great start to her teaching career.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Minerva M. - Complete
Ranger Sirius and His RecordKeeping reviews
"Now we're crammed in here. With our privates pressing up against each others' buttocks. It's the most embarrassing circumstance that has occurred in my entire life. I want to bang my head against a wall. But there are no walls in stupid camping."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,664 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
A Fun Conversation reviews
Sirius is bored and wants Remus to amuse him. Remus says he's busy. Sirius accepts the challenge. A conversation. Rated for language. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Taste of Iron reviews
Remus and his lycanthropy: five times when being a werewolf was too much.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Remus L. - Complete
The Most Beautiful Thing reviews
"She takes my breath away. My eyes burn in my head and my mouth is dry. I want her. I've never wanted anything so much before." HUMOR.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Nightingales & Lions reviews
RETIRED. "What are you doing?" she yelped. "Taking you outside. You said you would leave after one day, remember?" "Not in a rug!" "Details, details." Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Sirius B., OC
Catching the Pox reviews
Sirius decides he's too lazy to move, but his friends call him out on it. Indignant, he makes up a disease and assures them he has it. Well, that wasn't such a smart idea... Story of Marauders' randomness. BONUS: There's a sock in the story!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Heater Love reviews
"Do you mind not squeezing out my ribs, Lestrange?" "Black, I'm just trying to get the heat out of my heater." "I'm not your heater." Written for the Kissing in the Rain Challenge. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
Life Shouldn't Be Mutable reviews
Dumbledore gave them a choice: either help Hagrid breed manticores and fire crabs for the rest of the year, or switch bodies for a week. It's a no brainer, isn't it? LilyJames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,101 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Thanks A Lot reviews
Any hope of a normal conversation with Lily is quickly dashed, thanks to Sirius. No exceptions to that rule, even when James is trying to ask Lily out. Merlin. LilyJames with a pinch of Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/9/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Corresponding About Rubbish reviews
Sirius is in prison. He writes to James for help. James calls him ugly. General nonsense with profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Where the Road Ends reviews
."It was like jumping off a cliff. You didn't know where you would end up." Alice remembers. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Alice L. - Complete
Muffins Are a Delight reviews
."I didn't ask for your opinion, Remus Lupin. I didn't ask you to speak either. Or exist. Or stare at me in that lustful way." "What?" "You secretly love me, Remus," sighed Sirius, "You want me." "Yes, I want you," Remus answered sarcastically. "To die."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Madness reviews
Molly is fed up with all the work that's been put on her and she rambles to herself... quite madly. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Molly W. - Complete
Talking to Yourself reviews
After the incident with the pixies, Professor Lockhart is depressed. There's only one person who can make him feel better. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Gilderoy L. - Complete
Stiff Collars reviews
Percy thinks of his ambitions and mistakes... and his stiff collar. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Percy W. - Complete
One More Candle reviews
Age seems to have little effect in taking away woes. Story of Sirius Black's life, told through his thirty six birthdays and one more in the afterlife. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Sirius B. - Complete
The Color of Change reviews
It is just a color, but like a plant turning a new leaf, it's the beginning. And James knows. Fourshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Smiles reviews
Severus watches James. And James smiles. Written for the Shakespeare Challenge. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
Enemy of Reality reviews
This is how Lily and Severus' relationship should've turned out, according to Severus anyway. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Earning Every Drop of Happiness reviews
From discovery to proposal, a snapshot of four separate scenes from Lily and James' relationship. Written for the 4 quote challenge. Fourshot. LilyJames.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
To Remember reviews
It's something he should've thrown away, thrown away a long, long time ago. Written for the Photograph Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Business Trips reviews
Calvin's going away and decides to say goodbye to Susie. Oneshot.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Complete
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