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Joined 11-03-07, id: 1412880, Profile Updated: 08-17-13
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, One Piece, and Bleach.

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Currently Working On (Updated 8/17/13):

Give Me Back My Heart! No, Really, Give It Back

Status: Writing...still haven't even decided on the cut-off point. But there's a lot of action, along with the usual content I stick you guys with. ;P


Ongoing Stories: All are currently One Piece

Give Me Back My Heart! No, Really, Give It Back: LawxNami. AU. Horror(ish)-romance/suspense. Zombie Apocalypse says it all. Rated 'R' for all current/future content: Adult Language, Sexual Content, Violence, Gore, Dark Themes, Insanity, and Death. Crack-Pairing(s).

GMBMH: Deleted Scenes: These are completely canonical (to the above story) bits that I've decided to not include in the main story. They may just be deleted scenes, but I might throw in some flashbacks or even a scene or two from Law's perspective. Totally optional to read, as some of these might take away some of the mystery of the main story. Read at your own discretion. These updates will be out of order, and at random. Never waste time "expecting" an update here.

OP: A Collection of Drabbles: Very short, random, unedited, unrelated pieces inspired by word prompts. Rated anywhere from G to R. Various Nami pairings, most likely a lot of LawxNami, mostly pure crack. (Will only be updated when I'm not working on other stories; this is to help writer's block)


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Things on Fanfiction that I dislike: 1)OC-centered stories. 2)OOC (especially if demonizing, okay with parody/humor). 3)"My summary sucks" is the most annoying thing, though usually I don't even write summaries, because I'm an ambiguity loving ass. ;D 4)When sex is this magical, supernatural thing. Yes, it's awesome, but no, sane women do not swoon at a rapist's touch, no matter how hot or talented they may be. 5)When every single character is gay. People do know it's more common to be straight, right?

Things on Fanfiction that I like: 1)Crack pairings/friendships! Best thing ever!!! 2)Reviews, duh. ;P 3)Angst with just a twist of happy. 4)Drama/Suspense 5)Character analysis, both direct and indirect.


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In the Forest by Senka Hitomi reviews
When the genius of Konoha returns from a mission in a semi-comatose state, it is up to his teammate to delve into the depths of his mind and pull him back out. But the dangers of the mind are many, and the road to finding him may be more difficult than she could ever imagine...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,638 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 9/5/2015 - Published: 1/11/2013 - [Ino Y., Shikamaru N.]
Heart Hazard by lostcard reviews
A silly collection of one shots involving a certain Cat Thief and Surgeon of Death causing all sorts of trouble together in the New World. Punk Hazard and onward towards Dressrosa! Beware of spoilers! Ch 9: Miss Magician's Assistant. Oh my! Miss Magician Nami needs an assistant for her next magic trick! I wonder who it might be? Muhahaha! Read and find out!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,266 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 4/1/2015 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Nami, T. Law
this is the price that has been paid in full by akurosa reviews
Some days, it's the ridiculously small things that break them and make them start over again.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 9,870 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Luffy, Straw Hats P.
The Marionette's Lament by effies-scrapbook reviews
It's all kind of macabre when she really thinks about it. — Effie Trinket, and her life as a marionette. Slight Hayffie, but mostly Effie-centric.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,156 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Haymitch A., Effie T. - Complete
Hostage by lostcard reviews
Nami should've thought twice before walking aboard a certain yellow submarine. Now she's held hostage by the notorious Heart Pirates. But what does the "Surgeon of Death" want with her? Nami doesn't plan to wait and find out! A hostage story with a twist! Set after the timeskip! A little AU at the moment...but things will change! Beware of dark themes and strong language, damnit!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,263 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Nami, T. Law
So You're Getting Married by siqwithaQ reviews
30 different letters for 30 different husbands.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - E. Kidd, Killer
The Dragon: 500 Themes by bonney reviews
A series of short drabbles based on a Livejournal challenge. Romance/friendship/angst/AU/whatever I feel like writing.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 10/9/2012
Merciless by The Magic Pocket Turtle reviews
Corvo was famous for sparing his enemies' lives when he put Emily on the throne. Some fates, however, are worse than death. [A short series of vignettes about the fates of Corvo's targets following Low-Chaos] CURRENT: ********
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Complete
Terms of Service by The Magic Pocket Turtle reviews
Wallace discovers ahead of schedule what his "bonus" really is. (Warning: Spoilers for mid-game)
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Complete
The Art of Lying by The Magic Pocket Turtle reviews
Treavor Pendleton has but one skill, and he wields it better than anyone else.
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Complete
Romantic by Hannelore Cat reviews
Trafalgar Law was not one for mushy, lovey-dovey relationships.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/23/2012 - T. Law - Complete
A Toast by The Magic Pocket Turtle reviews
Pendleton and Martin propose a toast. (Warning: Spoilers for Low-Chaos ending)
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Complete
Woes of a School Secretary by Sarin-sama reviews
Suzanne Keats was a simple secretary starting a new job at the local public school, D. Roger High School. She technically hates children - especially teenagers - but being the office secretary of a high school couldn't be too bad, right?...Right? **Rated:Random**
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Straw Hats P.
Nightmares and Sentimentality by Hellenistic reviews
On occasion, Greed would wake up, screaming, in the middle of the night. The young prince watched quietly as Greed let the memories tear him apart. And he knew. Greed did not dream. No, dreaming would be too human. At night, Greed remembered.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Greed, Ling Y. - Complete
set your world on fire by bellmare reviews
the rage which fuels her instead is clean and cold, a controlled burn. —Larxene, Axel.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Larxene - Complete
Down The Road by RiStark reviews
Mugen contemplates, Jin is indecisive, and Fuu is content. Oneshot.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Fuu, Mugen - Complete
Like a Fire by Dempers reviews
A short, AU drabble/oneshot. Larxel. Rated for a little bit of violence.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Axel, Larxene - Complete
Fluorescence by effies-scrapbook reviews
She threw herself in the fluorescent, shiny things the Games stood for. A lone wolf. A famous figure. A sex symbol. Yes, that's what she was here for now. That's why she exists. Not only to watch kids die, but to make it seem sensible.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Effie T., Haymitch A. - Complete
Denial by screennameless reviews
It was true - if she had sent him with Sara, he wouldn't've said no. Set during Elegy of Entrapment, Pt. I.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Mugen, Fuu - Complete
Hello Stark Industries by stupidpenname reviews
Pepper receives phone calls from her boss. A dialogue piece. Now updated.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 9/22/2010 - V. Potts/Pepper, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Rival by wine.and.sun reviews
Greatness will not be measured by how brightly the flame burns; only how long it lasts. Trafalgar Law has chosen Strawhat Luffy, and he'll be defeated by no other. Post-Marineford.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/28/2011 - T. Law, Luffy - Complete
A matter of trust by Atherys reviews
"It had been two years. Would he still catch her?" Drabble-ish. Won't take you much time, so, read please?
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Robin - Complete
Absolute Focus by The Goliath Beetle reviews
"It was as though the cannon pulsed in pleasure when he touched it." Finn is a sniper. A really, really good one. *One-shot*.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Finn, Piper - Complete
Drowning by screennameless reviews
Sometimes you get in so far over your head, you don't even realize you're underwater. Post-series.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Mugen, Fuu - Complete
Innuendo by Maurever reviews
Cut off a limb and the feeling still remains; you can detroy a body but you cannot prevent sensation. Dark SasoSaku, set during the fight during the Kazekage Rescue arc. - M for slight gore and strong suggestive themes-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
the easy answer to an easy question by The Sincerities reviews
Ino was a troublesome woman. She took this a step further when she asked Shikamaru why. — Shikamaru/Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,706 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2011 - [Shikamaru N., Ino Y.] - Complete
A Happy Marriage by ebonyice reviews
Tony isn't stupid. Rhodey thinks about why Pepper and Happy's marriage is doomed from the start. Oneshot.
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/31/2011 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Unscheduled Meetings by robot iconography reviews
A chronicle of the early years of Pepper Potts' career.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,028 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 12/12/2010 - V. Potts/Pepper, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Dead Hearts by RedAmaranth reviews
It was only the second time he had seen her in Ishval. The blood splattered across her face made him stop dead in his tracks. Subtle Royai. Rating for mention of violence and death.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
paper plastic hearts by arisu rin reviews
get ripped apart. Axel/Larxene.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Axel, Larxene - Complete
Moments of Time by SopranoZone reviews
Oneshot. It's strange, sometimes, how the mind will subconsciously group periods of time together. Pepperony
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/13/2010 - V. Potts/Pepper, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Accountability by robot iconography reviews
In the wake of the events of the first movie, Pepper deals with the shift in Tony's attitude towards her. Tony/Pepper - mostly - and Pepper/other - slightly
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,250 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 70 - Published: 5/24/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Fools by Abra Cadaverous reviews
She was drunk. And he was getting there.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Zoro, Nami - Complete
UnNamed by Abra Cadaverous reviews
It was purely speculative thinking on my part.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Nami, Zoro - Complete
Sadism: Gin and Rangiku by 15thBurningFiddle reviews
Gin's evey word, every action, is calculated and analyzed to make it even more painful and sweet. GinxMatsumoto.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/5/2009 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto
Stitches by Hermonthis reviews
(Lightning Strike/Aerrow's Mother) A Dark Ace origin story. It's the people around you who will affect what you will become.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,859 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Dark Ace - Complete
All These Places That I Have Gone by odi-amo reviews
Pepper loses Tony, piece by piece.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/13/2008 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
your lips are still, your hands are loud by Nayuki-Bunny reviews
Fuu doesn't know that he watched her walk away, fingers curling into a fist.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Fuu, Mugen - Complete
Catch as Catch Can by Demus reviews
The Fullmetal Alchemist was in hot pursuit of his quarry. Considering his quarry was the Flame Alchemist, Hawkeye was genuinely surprised that every single building in the headquarters was still standing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
French Fries by Zion Angel reviews
As she ate his last fry, she couldn’t help but wonder if this was his way of telling her that he had missed her. -- Kind of silly, but sweet. Tony/Pepper
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/4/2008 - V. Potts/Pepper, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Shift by desolate butterfly reviews
[ShikaIno, drabble] Shikamaru gets what he wants, except when he doesn't.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Blue Drug by twitch and spaz reviews
Acceptance is something I haven’t quite mastered yet. ShikaIno, slight ChoIno. OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,837 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
and they all lived happily ever after by Admiral Godunov reviews
Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess and a handsome court musician...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Demyx, Larxene - Complete
Speechless by Aniron peded reviews
DemyxLarxene. The one time she did give him a shock, he simply laughed and bit her again. Oneshot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Demyx, Larxene - Complete
The Storm by curiouserxcuriouser reviews
Together, they made things awfully dreary. Larxene, Demyx. Technically genfic.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Larxene, Demyx - Complete
Second Chances by amwong88 reviews
[ONESHOT] Being loved is one of the greatest gifts you could ever receive. Accepting it may be easy, but reciprocating can be hard. ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Short by Mikkeneko reviews
I don't like it when people call Niisan short.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
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OP: A Collection of Drabbles reviews
A collection of very short drabbles. Ninth Drabble: Surprise, BasilxNami.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Nami
Who Said This Was Wonderland? reviews
"This can all turn into a nightmare very fast, Miss Nami."
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,699 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/9/2011 - T. Law, Nami - Complete
Stained Shadows reviews
In the midst of all the blood and ice, he is a god.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2011 - T. Law, Bepo - Complete
Will You Cry? reviews
He felt pain. Beneath that there was nothing, nothing but festering, empty flesh. /Reposted by Request./
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/31/2011 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Poor Visibility reviews
"Need something, Miss?"
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - T. Law, Nami - Complete
Thank You For Being An Idiot reviews
I mean, had he not been so convincingly "unconscious", the kunoichi probably wouldn't have stopped to heal him, right? /Reposted by Request!/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,524 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete