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Prodigal Delinquent by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter knew, the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,227 - Reviews: 1396 - Favs: 3,475 - Follows: 4,648 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P.
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 147 - Words: 685,103 - Reviews: 8183 - Favs: 3,162 - Follows: 2,315 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 9/4/2005
Zonkers by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Unknown to the rest of the Wizarding world, Harry is taken from the ruins of Godric's Hollow and is trained to become the man he needs to become. Who knew Monopoly could do all that?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,612 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Harry P.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5076 - Favs: 7,010 - Follows: 7,579 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. Mentor ok VII Ch.6 Amelon's investigation comes to him, Snape bites off more than he can chew, Enid suspects, Remus and Sirius commiserate, and Voldemort reminds Harry he's a terrible, terrible man.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 145 - Words: 1,220,148 - Reviews: 9829 - Favs: 5,150 - Follows: 4,576 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 101, Precautionary Measures: Pt. 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 561,157 - Reviews: 23755 - Favs: 13,404 - Follows: 12,316 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts - and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be. Spoilers for all books.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 205,387 - Reviews: 2753 - Favs: 6,258 - Follows: 7,106 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
Reverse by Lady Moonglow reviews
At war's end, Hermione is swept into the intrigue of an alternate world of opposites where Dumbledore rules as Dark Lord and Muggle technology and Dark Magic have revolutionized Britain. Light families who attempted resistance under Tom Riddle's leadership have been left to a nightmarish fate. Can Hermione fix another shattered world - and still get back to her own? HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 181,926 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 1,666 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 1/21/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P.
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 2,680 - Follows: 2,317 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Hermione Granger and the Grail of Freedom by respitechristopher reviews
Hermione/Multi. Strange things are happening to Hermione. With the love of her friends and a bit of magic, can she finally realize her lifelong dream? Written for the Great Matriarchal Harem Challenge in the Teachers' Lounge. Mind the genres, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,546 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Adventures in Child Care and Other One Shots by Perspicacity reviews
An assortment of Harry Potter one shots. Though listed as "Humor/General," the collection also contains Drama, Horror, Family, and Tragedy, as well as a few experimental fiction stories as I work out my stylist chops. Contain crossovers with several fictional worlds, including the Cthulhu Mythos, Starship Troopers, Star Wars, and James Bond.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,291 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
Harry Potter: Hero of the Wizarding World? by JK Pratchett reviews
An aged Harry reveals the scandalous truth about his youthful exploits. Read how a lying, womanising coward became the hero of the magical world. Rated M for language and sexual content. Title changed to comply with website's guidelines.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,935 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010
Ad Infinitum by Speechwriter reviews
As he forges inexorably toward the end of time, he may come to wonder if this is a world worth ruling. Science fantasy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,209 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Discworld by JK Pratchett reviews
After surviving the Killing Curse, Harry Potter attracts Death's curiosity. As a result, the barriers separating the Roundworld and the Discworld begin to break down, leading to more danger than Harry could ever have imagined...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 116,794 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P.
Four o'clock in the morning by Vera Rozalsky reviews
Post-DH by about eight months. Hermione gives her unexpected visitor some bad news.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 95,544 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 3,295 - Follows: 2,940 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
The Super Confidential Diary of Harry Potter by Jam For President reviews
Everyone wants to know what's really going on inside the Boy Who Lived's head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,053 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Harry P.
The Chronicles of the Dark Lord Ginnymort by respitechristopher reviews
Dedicated to my friends in the Teachers' Lounge. Lord Voldemort's attempt to possess the soul of Ginny Weasley was successful, but his triumph was not without consequence. Find out how our favorite arch-villain deals with the pitfalls and pratfalls, the laughter, loss and love of a teenage girl's life at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,694 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Voldemort, Ginny W. - Complete
Amends, or Truth and Reconciliation by Vera Rozalsky reviews
Post-DH, Hermione confronts the post-war world, including the wizarding War Crimes Trials of 1999, rogue Dementors, werewolf packs, and Ministry intrigue. All is not well, and this is nothing new. Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 329,854 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Hermione G., Neville L.
Innocence by linkhyrule5 reviews
Sometimes, you were right the first time. The decision won't change, no matter how much you think about it. And in the end... you can call yourself good, or not. Recursive fanfiction for Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. Spoilers for Chap. 85.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Power of the Mind by Landstradd reviews
The Sorting Hat serves more purposes than is apparent. One of them is as a safe guard against abusive families. What changes might be wrought from this? Rated for coarse language and mild violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 188,218 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 2,311 - Follows: 3,125 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Harry P.
A Peccatis by Thanfiction reviews
How much can we allow the sins of the past to shape the future? The third and final novel of the DAYD trilogy, sequel to "Dumbledore's Army and the Year of Darkness" and "Sluagh." Spoilers for the entire DAYDverse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 201,254 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Neville L.
Chasing The Sun by Loten reviews
AU, from Order of the Phoenix onwards. Hermione only wanted to learn Healing; she discovers that Professor Snape is a human being after all, and his actions dramatically shape the course of the war as events unfold. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 491,105 - Reviews: 7012 - Favs: 2,717 - Follows: 1,572 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
PS: I Hate You by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Regulus writes a rude note to Voldemort...and starts a trend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 22,940 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Regulus B.
Story Seeds by LordJingles reviews
Collection of odds, ends, and whatever else I've got laying around.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,882 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 7/26/2008
Have a Nice Day! by Speechwriter reviews
Tom Riddle: secret, brilliant heir to the biggest company in the world, VoldeMart. Hermione Granger: sent to his prestigious school on full scholarship because VoldeMart outsourced her parents' jobs to China. Bridges burn. Sparks fly. M for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 130,997 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Sun Dog by enembee reviews
I am Harry Potter and I've just destroyed everything; space, time, matter and all twenty-six dimensions of our fragile little world in the twinkling of an eye. I am Harry Potter and I have just irreparably violated Global Causality. Take that Hawking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,932 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 1,553 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Road to Nowhere by Vera Rozalsky reviews
After the war, the Malfoys wriggled out of it again... at the price of invisibility. Draco copes the only way he knows. Horror/comedy/erotica with warnings for PTSD and POV kink.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,995 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Remus Lupin, PI by Larry Huss reviews
Remus Lupin didn't graduate from Hogwarts to become an odd-jobs man. He always knew he would be fighting the good fight, he just didn't know on which side of the Law. In the end,he made his own side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,989 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Remus L. - Complete
Still Another Universe by transportation reviews
Harry has killed Voldemort, and not for the first time. Instead of enjoying his victory, he's dragged to still another universe to do it all over again. But this time, it's August of 1981. Response/sequel to Silverfawkes' Yet Another Universe challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,813 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
In Which the Princess Rescues the Dragon by Vera Rozalsky reviews
Post-DH. The line between politics and family is razor-thin, especially when you’re a daughter of the Ancient and Most Noble House of Black. Following the Battle of Hogwarts, Andromeda Tonks receives a condolence note from a surprising source.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 176,747 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Andromeda T., Draco M.
Alive by x-Avarice-x reviews
"Look at you pair. It's always you and her, isn't it? Long after the rest of us have gone. A boy and his box, off to see the universe." *One-shot*
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2011 - 11th Doctor, TARDIS - Complete
Alternative Medicine by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry is struck down by a nasty curse that requires some non-traditional medical care in South India. Hermione, Padma, and Parvati volunteer to assist in his care, and a menage-a-foursome is born. Harry/multi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 80,425 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/16/2008
Yule Time by Perspicacity reviews
Augustus Rookwood, former Unspeakable, escapes capture at the Battle of Hogwarts. He develops a new form of time travel, which falls into the wrong hands and seals the fate of trillions of souls. Then, something remarkable happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,274 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 4783 - Favs: 7,190 - Follows: 3,905 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Losing Hogwarts by Rufus T. Firefly reviews
AU. Sequel to Founding Hogwarts. Rowena Ravenclaw battles with werewolves, sausages, romance, patriarchal repression and the sexual advances of an intoxicated Glaswegian hat, against a backdrop of revenge, deceit, lust and uncomfortable family visits.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,292 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Rowena R., Salazar S. - Complete
Unforgiven by Grinning Lizard reviews
HP... different. Not an original idea but an original story, somewhere between canon, reality and my warped imagination. Warning: Graphic Language/Violence, Racist/Abusive characters, Non-Consensual Sexual Content... Welcome to the Jungle. ABANDONED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 145,911 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Tied for Last by Speechwriter reviews
Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew... Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,583 - Reviews: 2095 - Favs: 2,137 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Unsung Hero by MeghanReviews reviews
There are two things to know about Harry Potter. One: He kicks ass. Two: No one cares. Why? Because Daniel Potter is the Boy Who Lived. Badass Horcruxes. A Year 7 fic with lots of twin fic elements. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 211,878 - Reviews: 6891 - Favs: 6,509 - Follows: 3,898 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
In Good Faith by Cat Singer reviews
AU. Autumn 1981: A war orphan is reluctantly taken in by the dead mother’s fastidious sister over the objections of her bigoted husband, who fears for the safety of their toddler son with such a child in the house. Think you know this story? Think again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,513 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - N. Tonks, Draco M.
Learning to Breathe by onoM reviews
Harry Potter is 16 years old. He already defeated Voldemort, with the help of his Godfather Sirius Black. Now he is in for the biggest challenge of his life: attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 151,978 - Reviews: 3361 - Favs: 3,598 - Follows: 3,272 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
La Blue Wizard by canoncansodoff reviews
Multi-generational "James and Lily live" story. Harry Potter embraces both his Shikima and Welsh heritages while the magical world focuses on Daphne Greengrass, "The-Girl-Who-Lived." A H/multi fanfic that incorporates elements of "La Blue Girl".
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,796 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010
Un Coeur Gris by Tsurai Shi reviews
DISCONTINUED. When he'd asked, Ron had never expected this… Harry was a gay, immortal, time traveling, Dark vampire who was in love with the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,887 - Reviews: 1940 - Favs: 2,000 - Follows: 2,584 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Point by Caliburn reviews
Filius Flitwick has had his fill of giving the same "Wingardium Leviosa" speech every year. When he left The Dueling Circuit, he did so to teach, not to instruct. He finds someone to pass his knowledge of magic to in Harry Potter. 6th Year AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,939 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Harry P.
The Fine Art of Poisoning by Silver Sailor Ganymede reviews
Blaise Zabini is eight years old when he witnesses his first murder.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,822 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Blaise Z., Mrs. Zabini - Complete
He's Not Normal by Uncle Stojil reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 2,526 - Follows: 2,794 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P.
My Confusing and Hard to Believe Love Life by perverted-squirrel reviews
It all started out innocent enough. I signed up for a penpal through the new system that Hogwarts was offering in order to "bring us all together in this new era". But can you really fall in love with someone through letters?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,207 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
A Certain Reputation by Vera Rozalsky reviews
Lucius Malfoy has a certain reputation; Hermione is moved to investigate, with hopes of hands-on inquiry. A crackfic in three movements. Other pairings: Draco/Hermione, Narcissa/Percy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,265 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Leash by Sara Winters reviews
Remus knew it was only a matter of time before moving in with Sirius proved itself a bad idea. The problem was, he had no choice. He just had to make the situation work to his advantage. For the HPFC "Smutty Quote" challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,176 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Transitions by insaneantics21 reviews
A journal-esque type of story chronicling Hermione and Ginny's transition from the Wizarding world in Britain to the Muggle world in America. Eventually will be M rated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,977 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Storm Surge by Vera Rozalsky reviews
Sequel to ‘Behind Glass.’ The prospect of life in Azkaban wonderfully focuses the mind. Draco/Neville/Hermione Spoilers for ‘Amends’ and ‘In Which the Princess’ to end of 1998. Rated M for bad language, sex consensual , violence including torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,812 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Gritty Reboot by FoxboroSalts reviews
A surprising discovery leads Harry to question the fine line between normality and the supernatural. Drawing inspiration from the generation's brightest minds, he seeks to answer the proverbial question. Is he a mutant or some sort of humanoid alien? Status: Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,382 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 135 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Adventures in LSpace by Lady WhiteHaven reviews
Set during Harry's 5th year. Two Senior Librarians have tea. The Ministry tries to interfere.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/23/2010 - I. Pince, The Librarian - Complete
Knitwit! Purler! Ornament! Tweak! by stella8h8chang reviews
A set of giant drabbles dedicated to all the 'knitwits' in the Potterverse who use knitting as therapy. You’re my inspiration. Chapter four, 'Albus' Socks', finally now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Albus D., Hermione G.
Time, Mr Potter? by Tw15teD reviews
Five years after Voldemort's victory over the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter is a man on the run. But what happens when he is thrown into his twelve-year old body in a freak accident? Non-DH compliant. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 35 - Words: 195,226 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 1,122 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,700 - Reviews: 9499 - Favs: 10,615 - Follows: 4,554 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Shuffled Love Rose and Scorpius iPod Challenge! by hey.moon.hello.goodbye reviews
Challenge: put your iPod on 'shuffle' and write a one shot based on the song. Rose/Scorpius fluff. Rated T for possible later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,187 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Fairytales Don't Always Have a Happy Ending by insaneantics21 reviews
A Hermione/Ginny love story beginning at the same time as Half-Blood Prince and continuing through post-war. Rated M for a reason to be found in later chapters *wink*. Hope you enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 57,334 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Daphne Greengrass and the 7th Year From Hell by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot reviews
The trio's gone. Death Eaters are running Hogwarts. Ginny's finding her own way and Daphne's trying not lose hers. A story about friendship, the power of love and family. Tracks DH. Romance, Dumbledore's Army, and Weasleys galore! HPGW and MCDG. CH. 44 UP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 46 - Words: 244,852 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Ginny W., Daphne G.
The Miracle of Life by Amberle Elessedil reviews
On an otherwise unremarkable day in late September, Holly Short discovered she was pregnant. Artemis is...less than thrilled. My take on an overused theme, featuring horrific puns, pillow talk and absolutely no-one called Diana. Complete.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,165 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Mercury Chronicles: Angelica by respitechristopher reviews
Albus gets a girlfriend. James gets his, too. Hugo runs for cover. The 'Puffs keep order. Rose and Scorpius stay snarky and fabulous. Ginny's not pleased. And everyone's in everyone else's business. More Mercurial Madness!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,188 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Albus S. P. - Complete
Unified Theory by Bouncing Soul reviews
HP/Iron Man Harry leaves the wizarding world to take care of his godson Teddy. What happens when he decides to prank them, reshaping the world in the process? What happens when they decide to fight back?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,494 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Masters of Death by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter and Amanda Maxwell, his girlfriend and lover, are starting their first-year at Hogwarts. And so is their best friend and indentured servant; Death Incarnate. A very different take on what happens when Something Grim This Way Comes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,394 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 680 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Harry Potter and the Muggle Mess by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Albus Dumbledore attempts to drop Harry Potter off with the Dursley family when things go terribly wrong. The whole universe shifts because of one man's action.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,963 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 393 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Amelia B., Sirius B. - Complete
Time Loves to Fly: Tempus Amat Volare by stella8h8chang reviews
Ever wondered about magic 100 years ago? Read on if you want mystery, philosophy, love, poetry and unforgettable original characters in epic proportions! In Ch30, explore the very end of Grindelwald's boyhood, and the beginnings of his dark regime.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 99,362 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Albus D., Gellert G.
The Life of Brian: A Super Harry Parody by Perspicacity reviews
At the end of Harry's long life, he and Ginny say their final goodbyes. Her ghost fades into memory, her purpose accomplished, as Harry draws his final breath and prepares to meet her in the afterlife. Then something unexpected happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Tutoring by Sara Winters reviews
If either of you ever has any questions about something other than homework, I am qualified to answer. Ron didn't know if Hermione's words were a bluff or an invitation. But he couldn't resist finding out. For the HPFC "Smutty Quote" challenge. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,859 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
What a Bunch of Nonjon by nonjon reviews
An unrelated series of ficlets, drabbles, one-shots, unfinished and abandoned fics from primarily the Harry Potter fandom and a couple others. This is like a miscellaneous folder or a random fic dump. Read at your own risk.
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,446 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008
Penance by Krahae reviews
Oneshot. Her face it may be, but the light behind those eyes is you. You'll give him something she never would. You are a 'Puff after all. Friendship, loyalty means everything. Mind the rating, it's intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/22/2009 - N. Tonks, Harry P. - Complete
Lessons by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot reviews
Thirteen ficlets. Michael Corner learns you can't judge a book by its cover and Daphne Greengrass learns to trust. Canon-compliant. Originally posted on Livejournal for the Harry Potter Rare Pairs Shorts community. NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,860 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Michael C., Daphne G. - Complete
Founding Hogwarts by Rufus T. Firefly reviews
AU. The Founders of Hogwarts were brave, witty, loyal and cunning. They were also drunk, besotted, sarcastic, proud, lustful, jealous, conceited, baffled, cursed – and on speaking terms with an inebriated Glaswegian hat. Read the bits history missed out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 112,102 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Rowena R., Salazar S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fight for the Light by VeryStickyGlue reviews
Harry has taken a look at his life and doesn't like what he sees. He's under trained, uninformed and tired of waiting for death to find him. It's time that changed. Follow Harry as he takes the fight to Voldemort, with or without Dumbledore's approval.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,345 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Undying Again by Thanfiction reviews
What can be made from what's left of two hearts? DAYDverse, heavy spoilers for BOTH DAYD and "Sluagh", will not make sense without having first read both.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,854 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Seamus F., Susan B. - Complete
In Loco Parentis by amitai reviews
When Jack has to go back to Chicago to be with her parents, MI6, as always, get involved with Alex's life, and arrange a guardian for him to stay with. Alex plus unknown guardian equals... oh dear.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,398 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 7/6/2006
Hallows and Pathos by Perspicacity reviews
A mistake by a dying man drives Hermione to obsession as she seeks to unlock the secrets of the Deathly Hallows. Harry, wanting only peace, tries to rid himself of the taint of death. Two friends clash in a tragic struggle for identity and destiny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,930 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 66 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
The Key to Summer by Krahae reviews
HIATUS Not happy with it. Probably scrapping it. Move along.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 148,873 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Saving People by Thanfiction reviews
Sometimes saving people is more complicated than we would like to think. Written as a birthday present for ceredwensirius on LJ. Not part of the DAYDverse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,403 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Crossing Lines by Thanfiction reviews
It's not what you lose, it's what you find. Part of the DAYDverse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,762 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Anthony G. - Complete
All Roads Lead Back by pandiesboxx reviews
Harry Potter always figured that once he had fulfilled his destiny he could finally have a happy, normal life. Unfortunately for him he fell in love with his best friend...and everything went straight to hell. Set 7 years after the final battle. EDITED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 532,358 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Interview with a Werewolf by JolieFille reviews
A short one-shot story about an interview between a one Remus Lupin, and his former student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,647 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Complete
Standing Witness by Thanfiction reviews
What is a friend but a single soul in two bodies?" - Aristotle...Part of the DAYDverse, spoilers for the first novel, specifically chapter 18.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,656 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Terry B., Michael C. - Complete
Dark Horizon by JJ Rust reviews
Voldemort is planning to bring reinforcements from the U.S. to Britain. Can American wizard Jimmy O'Bannon and his best friends from Salem alert the Order of the Phoenix before it's too late?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,581 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - OC, N. Tonks - Complete
Ballads By Beedle: The Bard's Tales In Rhyme by stella8h8chang reviews
Click here for a collection of rhyming retellings of Beedle the Bard’s fairytales. ‘Fountain of Fair Fortune’, ‘Babbity Rabbity and her Cackling Stump’ and the ‘Tale of the Three Brothers’, now up! Please read and review and mention me on Pottercast! .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008
Sluagh by Thanfiction reviews
When Neville agreed to become an Auror after the Battle of Hogwarts, he never expected to be asked to hunt down an old friend...or the nightmare into which that would lead. Sequel to "Dumbledore's Army and the Year of Darkness" set 5 years later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 219,358 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
Tipsy Time Travel Tale by Yunaine reviews
Harry gets dragged back in time to change the future. He has no intention of taking anything lying down again and decides to have some fun. - Set during all Hogwarts school years; Harry/Luna; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,217 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 2,184 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
20 Random Facts About Michael J Corner by Thanfiction reviews
Written for the "20 Random Facts" meme/challenge on Livejournal. Part of the DAYD universe, uses that canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Michael C. - Complete
We Sort Too Soon: The Journal of Severus Snape by onoM reviews
No," said Snape, his black eyes on Fleur's and Roger's retreating figures. "I am not such a coward." "No," agreed Dumbledore. "You are a braver man by far than Igor Karkaroff. You know, I sometimes think we Sort too soon...." Deathly Hallows, pg 680.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,066 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
20 Random Facts About Ernest I Macmillan by Thanfiction reviews
Written for the 20 Random Facts Meme/Challenge on LJ. Part of the DAYD universe, uses that canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,759 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Ernie M.
20 Random Facts About Seamus C P Finnigan by Thanfiction reviews
Written for the 20 Random Facts Meme/Challenge on LJ. Part of the DAYD universe, uses that canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Seamus F. - Complete
20 Random Facts About Tiresius W Boot by Thanfiction reviews
Written for the 20 Random Facts Challenge/Meme on LJ. Part of the DAYD universe, uses that canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Terry B. - Complete
20 Random Facts About Colin R Creevey by Thanfiction reviews
Written for the 20 Random Facts meme/challenge on LJ. Part of the DAYD universe, uses that canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Colin C. - Complete
A Saving People Thing by Aeshan reviews
Sirius has died at the Department of Mysteries. When a grieving Harry moves in with Tonks and Lupin for the summer, he finds new battles to fight and another person to save. Violence, sex, Lupin bashing. Lots more warnings inside. Harry/Tonks. Chap 10 up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,928 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Free Will and Fate by Sara Winters reviews
Our lives are not our own. Fate is set, choice is meaningless and the mark of the chosen never truly fades. When Harry finds a way to change his destiny, will the result be better than the path already chosen for him? HP/HG Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 152,934 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Hogwarts Blog by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 169 - Words: 119,319 - Reviews: 3743 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Breaking Eggs by Thanfiction reviews
Part of the DAYD universe. Colin learns quite a lot over the Easter holiday.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,317 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Colin C., Demelza R. - Complete
Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 191 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 2,184 - Follows: 456 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
The Poker Game by Enterprise1701-d reviews
Draco organizes a no-holds-barred poker game. Harry decides to compete... just a little fun fic co-written by Joshua. I might or might not write more on this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 123,923 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Lily, Prongs, Padfoot, Moony read Sorcerer's Stone by b loves harrypotter reviews
Lily, James, Sirius find a Harry Potter book; the Socerer's or Philosopher's for you Brits Stone during the summer! Wormtail is in the hospital .. Please read and review. Any ideas? Don't hesistate to ask! RATED T because of language from Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,432 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Summer of '96 by respitechristopher reviews
The summer after the Department of Mysteries battle, Dumbledore leaves Harry at the Burrow. He finds a confidante, a mentor, and perhaps a bit more sitting at the kitchen table. Canon-compliant H/T.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,642 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Primary School Essays by Angelauthor14 reviews
Have you ever wondered how no one knew about the abuse Harry had to sustain? The clues were all there, but they were all dismissed. This fic is of Harry's essays from primary school; the clues are all included, but are all ignored. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,341 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Dumbledore's Army and the Year of Darkness by Thanfiction reviews
Originally posted as the Dumbledore's Army Series: A novel following Neville and the D.A. through the 7th year at Hogwarts under the reign of Snape and the Carrows. Contains ALL previously posted sections.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 256,506 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 2,318 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
Spider's Web by mml94 reviews
Life changes at a lightning pace. You can find yourself in danger in the blink of an eye. When you're unsuspectingly dropped in the middle of a Spider's Web and you find yourself with a new life, how long can you stay caught between your past and future?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,104 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Complete
Daphne Greengrass and the 6th Year From Hell by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot reviews
COMPLETE! A Slytherin in the DA? Fighting at the Ministry? Crushing on The Chosen One? Now, I'm gonna pay. I'm Daphne Greengrass and my 6th year is turning into a bloody nightmare! An AU Slytherin and Trio friendship story tracking HBP. RHr, HPGW, MCDG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 199,785 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Ron W., Daphne G. - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 1,712 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5083 - Favs: 8,089 - Follows: 2,394 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2195 - Favs: 2,168 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Death and the Underdog by xaritomene reviews
MI6 has been out of Alex's life for two years now, leaving him free to get on with his life. Suddenly, he's being followed, people start dying, and worst of all, he's in it alone.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,196 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008
Letters to my Worst Nightmare by xaritomene reviews
It should never have happened. Not then; not at a school like Hogwarts, and definitely not to a girl like Hermione Granger. But it did.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Air Of Disharmony by JJ Rust reviews
My OC Jimmy O'Bannon returns to Salem. Along with trying to convince Americans Voldemort is back, he also has two unwelcome exchange students to deal with. And why are his fellow students suddenly at each other's throats?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,538 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - OC, N. Tonks - Complete
Repaying Debts by xaritomene reviews
When Hermione got drunk after Victor Krum left her for a nice Bulgarian girl, she wasn't expecting to get taken back to her room by Draco Malfoy. But, Firewhiskey has a nasty habit of screwing up morals, and repaying her debt to him becomes... well.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,210 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Complete
101 Uses of the Fidelius Charm: Number 62, Dueling by Perspicacity reviews
A duel between Professor Snape and Harry in the former's Defense class leaves Harry insane, Professor Snape, gender challenged, and Professor Dumbledore, exposed. What's not to like? One-shot. Setting: HBP AU. DLP TGYH challenge response.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Best Laid Plans by shadowglove reviews
Draco has come up with a plan to make Hermione HIS...and look perfectly innocent at the same time...of course, he never once thought that his plan might backfire quite hilariously...DMHG HPBZ RWLB PPCW GWGG !NOMINATED AT THE DRAMOINE AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 118,626 - Reviews: 2288 - Favs: 1,759 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 2,493 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
End Of The World by XIII Dragon reviews
Set four years after MRII. The world is officially ending. Itex has made their move and both America and Asia lie in ruins because of it. The only people that even have a chance to save the world are Max and the Flock. However there is a problem.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 108,481 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Complete
While the World is Full of Troubles by BonniePrincess reviews
After another tragic loss, George Weasley and his young son leave the wizarding world behind. Nine years later, George worries that his past may be coming back to haunt him…Post DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,757 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 9/11/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Paris Days by mina1011 reviews
Complete This year, Hogwarts has a competiton for it's older students. 3 weeks, 2 students,and 1 prize...Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy both know, to survive the streets of Paris, & to win the 5,000 galleons...they will have to leave their past behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,814 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Marauders, a Harry Potter Prequel by Holly Marsh reviews
Three animagi and a werewolf. The story of the marauders - where they came from, where they went, and what happened along the way. Partly AU, because I began writing this before OotP was released.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 47 - Words: 548,947 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 2/18/2003 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Really Wild Things by zikzak23 reviews
When Ford is hired as an editor for the Hitchhiker's Guide, he stumbles across a conspiracy to erase history itself. Ford, Arthur, Zaphod, and Trillian reunite in a novel full of excitement, adventure, and really wild things.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 42 - Words: 75,339 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Arthur D., Ford P. - Complete
Fugitives of Azkaban by BajaB reviews
A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,347 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 2,271 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
An Object Lesson by amitai reviews
Everyone in Alex's school has thought him a bit wimpy, ever since his uncle died, and he started spending more and more time off school... with no good excuse. How will they react when they find out just how wrong they were? COMPLETE
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,151 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 2,962 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 2,812 - Follows: 402 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
To Own Hermione Granger by shadowglove reviews
DRACOHERMIONEBLAISE. POST WAR. Two Slytherins want the same thing...to own Hermione Granger...Hogwarts will never be the same again...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,844 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Six Foot Of Ginger Idiot by Pinky Brown reviews
Or, Ron Weasley's Year Six Diary: the whole of Half-Blood Prince from Ron's point of view. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll want to shake him. Winner of "Best Humour Fic" at the 2008 Reviewer's Choice Awards on FFnet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 126,584 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Noir Et Blanc by Tsurai Shi reviews
There is no black or white; not even shades of gray. There are only differences in opinion. HPTR, VampireHarry, Time Travel, Dark themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,452 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 2,086 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,267 - Reviews: 3779 - Favs: 3,866 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Of Blood and Dust and Potatoes by mapleandmahogany reviews
Ron always knew Harry could die in battle, but he never expected to lose him like this.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,638 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
First Encounter by Lyris Malachi reviews
Hogwarts has contracted a disease called loneliness and the giant squid as the only cure. Hogwartsgiant squid
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
The Long Fight of Nymphadora Tonks by Holly Marsh reviews
Amid the turmoil of events that shaped their lives, two friends began to realise that their feelings went deeper than that ... Repost from Schnoogle and WB, as per Kris's wish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,129 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9149 - Favs: 10,649 - Follows: 2,898 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Past Lives by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione finds a spell to help Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 1747 - Favs: 3,176 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Eagle of Truthiness by Christine Morgan reviews
Hogwarts meets the Colbert Report ... guess who the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is?
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,426 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Complete
Lovegood, Boobs Gooder by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Luna Challenge Response. Harry refuses to stay with the Dursleys and is now going to spend the summer hunting for Snorkacks with the Lovegoods. This is crude, immature, adult themed humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,366 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Prefect's Portrait by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
Now AU sixth year.Hermione's quest for a quiet place to read leads to the discovery of a remarkable portrait. CHAPTER 18:The Order of Merlin. The living are celebrated, the dead remembered, and it is a new day for the wizarding world. Multifaceted Nominee
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,631 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/9/2005 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Redemption by krtshadow reviews
COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,077 - Reviews: 3553 - Favs: 5,288 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001
The Truth reviews
Dumbledore attempts to get Harry from Privet drive. He decides to be frank about why he's there, and tell the truth. Turns out it's not such a good idea. Ohgod this was the first fic I wrote a while back.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete