Author has written 18 stories for Star Wars.
Woohoo! Going on six months!
I will tell you anything about myself that I care to post in such a place as this where anyone who desires may access it. This is actually very little!
Name: "Anakin T Skywalker" should suffice for anything you would need my name for.
Gender: You figure it out.
Age: Older than some, and younger than most.
Home Planet: Well, I'm not actually sure. My mom likes to say she found me in the pumpkin patch in the backyard of the place we used to live
Likes: Star Wars! Fiction Books. Star Wars! Movies in general. Star Wars! My computer. Star Wars! Things I can ride that are not alive - particularly flying things! Star Wars! Food - especially the kind that tastes good and is really bad for you. Star Wars! Music. Star Wars! Lightsabers - wait, that fits in under Star Wars, doesn't it? Star Wars! Writing in Aurebesh - whoops, more Star Wars! Star Wars! Black clothes. Star Wars! Computer and video games - especially the Star Wars ones. Star Wars! Snorkeling, surfing and scuba diving in Hawaii. Star Wars! Canada. Star Wars! Floor hockey. Did I mention Star Wars?
Things you should know: I am a Christian. I have some standards about what I read and write. They include: no slash, no explicit material, little or no foul language, and probably no non-Star Wars. Some of my stories may contain slightly suggestive sections, but there will be nothing explicit. I will leave that stuff where it belongs - behind the closed doors of the bedroom of husband and wife. I may also from time to time allow one of my characters to use an expletive, but those will be limited to words that are considered as such only in the Star Wars Galaxy.
Other completely unnecessary and random facts: I have the name I have for a very good reason. If you are really curious enough about me to want to know that reason, send me a personal message and ask. Otherwise, don't bug me about it.
I have had numerous obsessions over the years, and my Star Wars obsession is the longest yet.
I did not see any of the Star Wars films until ROTS came out.
I dream in Star Wars, often as a character from the movies.
My favorite color to look at is blue. Thus, my lightsaber is blue.
Well, I'm sure none of you really wanted to know any of that stuff, but you're the one who read it, so if you're dead of boredom, don't come crying to me!
These are a few of my favorite quotes: (to which I will add more as I think of them.)
"He had been completely healthy his whole life until one morning when he woke up dead." - A. Clever Person
"Oh, I don't think so." - Obi-wan Kenobi
"That was exhilarating." - Anakin Skywalker turned Vader on Star Wars Battlefront II if you use him to kill a large number of enemies in a short time.
"I'm gonna kill you if you die!" - Anakin T Skywalker (yes, that would be me. I'm the first person I know who says it.)
"I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it!" - A. Clever Person
"Friends don't let friends not do Star Wars." - Me Again
"I do not enjoy your existence!" - Anakin in The Sleepwalker
You may be obsessed with Star Wars if...
... your favorite book of the Bible is 'Luke.'
... you refer to children as 'younglings,' elevators as 'turbolifts,' and bathrooms as 'refreshers.'
... you have looked for Ewoks when entering a wooded area.
... you address your teachers as "Master."
... you have attempted to use a glowstick as a miniature weapon.
... when an object was out of your reach, you have extended your hand toward it and expected it to come to you.
... you wave you hand in front of you to open automatic doors.
... you have quoted lines from the Star Wars movies unintentionally.
... you have ever attempted to perform a jung ma.
... you even know what a jung ma is.
... you have ever been surprised to open a refrigerator and find that the milk is not blue.
... you know how to write in Aurebesh.
... you have ever insulted someone by calling them 'sleemo.'
... you have painted or drawn a picture in which there are at least two suns in the sky.
... you understand any of this.
Copy and paste any of these which you have done into a personal message and send it to me! Or send me a message if you think I'm wacko, because I have done all of them!
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