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I am a 24-year-old female who is obsessed with fantasy books, manga, anime, and a few video/computer games, and now has a new found love for some sci-fi TV shows, actually just Star Trek DS9 and Doctor Who (New Who as I haven't watched enough of Old Who to see if I like it) and now Star Trek 2009. As the rest of my favorites list is always changing and growing, I won't make anyone suffer through a list of all of them.
The Incompetent Evil Villian: an Artemis Fowl humor fic. It is not intended for serious reading--Someone wants to be evil, but they can't quite pull off the acts. What does that mean for our protagonist and his friends?
Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Oathkeepera, FF Girl, SailorKairi91, Akane Naomi, Patamon Cutie 13, The Illustionest, Marie Ravenclaw
You know you live in 2000 when...
1.) You accidentally enter you password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
Quote of the Moment:
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
1.YOUR REAL NAME: Jessica
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Jesizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Wolf
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Marie Savannah
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Waljeald
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite colour, favourite drink): Yellow Dr. Pepper (that sounds really strange, maybe it should be Dr. Yellow Pepper—still weird but not as bad)
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Elaiene
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Marie (so sue me, we have the same middle name)
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