Author has written 16 stories for Harry Potter, Bones, Torchwood, Glee, 24, Sherlock, and NCIS.
NEWS - Due to the fact that I'm currently not in a dark place mentally I'm going to try to publish at last 1 one shot per day, I am also thinking about slowly beginning to upload everything I had ever written, which by the way is totalling close to about 420, and most have never been finished and some I started writing when I was 13 and there's no way on earth to fix the god awful writing so a lot may not get uploaded but if enough people read my stuff already up I may think about beginning to upload.
I'm an obsessed fanfictionner XD(what a great word)
I've started writing some 60-80 fanfictions but haven't got the courage to post them. If I get any support off people I'll consider posting some of them.
A bit about me now:
Hair: Dark Brown, Middle Length, Boring.
Eyes: Greenish, behind square glasses
Piercings: None. Can't be bothered
Tattoos Nope, to much of a wimp
Vehicle: If only.
Where In The World: United Kingom
Narrow It Down: Wales
Where Am I Now: Sitting by my computer in my bedroom
Time: 12:38 am
Wearing: Never to old to Rock... Pyjamas.
Doing: Writing This and listening to John Barrowman
Star Sign: Pisces
Afraid of: (Puts on Serious face) Spiders Aghh and Sharp objects.
Likes Too: Read, Write, listen to music, hang out with people I like.
Music: Rock, Metal, Emo, Punk, Indie, Pop Punk, You get the idea
Bands/Singers: My Chemical Romance, Funeral For a Friend, , Bullet For My Valentine, Fall Out Boy, Paramore, Avenged Sevenfold, 30 Seconds To Mars, Madina Lake, Bowling For Soup, McFly, HIM, Atreyu, Steriophonics, Manic Street Preachers, Blink 182, AFI, Nickelback, Good Charlotte, The Used, Guns N Roses, The Jam, Nine Inch Nails, Farewell, Seether, Avril Lavigne, Inme, Incubus, Blur, Queen, U2, Bon Jovi, Radiohead, Eminem, John Barrowman, Michael Buble. I won’t carry on or I’ll be making a fool of myself.
Colour: Red, Black, Blue, White.
Animal: Dog, Monkey, Hamster
Author: JK Rowling, Anthony Horowitz, Dan Brown, Cassandra Clare.
Movies: Harry Potter, Marvel anything with Kiefer Sutherland, Comedy, Cartoons etc
TV Shows: 24, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Waterloo Road, Holby City, Bones, Criminal Minds, NCIS etc
TV Channel: BBC1, Watch, Sky 1, Living, Kerrang, Scuzz.
Comedians: Russel Howard, Michael Mcintyre, Jack Dee, Dara o Brien, Jo Brand, Rhod Gilbert, Lee Evans, Al Murray, Joan Rivers. Mostly anybody who's been on Mock the Week.
Drink: Relentless, Lemonade, Lemon and Lime Water.
Food: Chocolate, Cooked Dinner.
Candy: Anything with Sugar.
List twelve of the characters from Twilight, in no particular order.
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
No. Yes because i like Mike & Bella as a couple even if they dont go together
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
For a girl she's really nice
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
It wouldn't matter at all. No one would care.
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
A little i guess, but i don't like them as a couple.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Five/Ten because otherwise it's HIS father and that's even worse.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Run out embaressed and get worried.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Carlisle and Charlie have a deep coversation about their children.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Of course another wrong one though :(
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Looking after the child.
11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Naughty, Sexy, Bitch by someone not sure who.
12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
WARNING: May contain sexual refrances.
13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
A couple of days ago.
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
"It's because of an algoritham" WTF :S
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
My minitaure Black Dalek figure
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The Ashes, (thats cricket by the way)
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
01:06 Shit !!
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The Bangles - Video killed the radio star
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
This morning. To go up my nans for sunday lunch.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Looking at random fanfics
9. What are you wearing?
Pyjamas with nice little pockets
10 Did you dream last night?
no strangely enough
11. When did you last laugh?
When my mother said something ridculous as usual.
12. Seen anything weird lately?
Apart from my insane family no. (LOL. Love em really)
13. whats the last film you saw?
14. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Anything i could get.
15. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I have a room full of fluffy toys. Mostly Dogs.
16. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Zoe...or maybe Lisa, not sure
17 Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
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YOUR GIRL SIDE:
I should've been a boy. Seriously. That's not right :D
Oh so cute! Bunny!
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
Ha I thought this looked fun:
Pop quiz time!
1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
1. What would you say about your boyfriend?
Confession part 3 by weird al yankovich. (O great he's cheating on me then)
2.What is the first thing you say in the morning?
What about now by Chris Daughtry (Ok. I guess)
3. Your teacher is...
The Fourth Triwizard Champion by Harry and The Potters. (Rofl. Bloody brilliant.)
4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?
I'd come for you. (That sounds slightly threatening. Should i be frightened)
5. How would you describe your next door neighbours?
Dead Memories by Slipknot. (That's just scary)
6. What would your Best Friend say about you?
Talk to me, Dance with me by Hot Hot Heat. (SOunds like my friends. Completely off the point. lol)
7. How do you feel right now?
My Life would suck wihtout you by Kelly Clarkson. (WTF. Random)
8.What's on your bedside table right now?
99 Red Balloons by AFI. (I havn't even got a bedside table. LMAO)
9.What did you do when you woke up this morning?
All i need is you by The Click Five. (Ummm...yeah)
10. When you open your wardrobe you see...
The Money Song by Avenue Q. (I have nothing to say)
11. What did you say after you last attended a concert?
Slow Down by The Academy is. (That's not true. I said let's do that again)
12. If you had to write a Fan Fic right now, what would it be called?
I didn't steal your boyfriend by Ashlee Simpson (I might start a Fic with that)
13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show?
Under the Sea from Disney's little mermaid. (Rofl. Rofl. Rofl.)
14. Your life's theme song?
The importance of being idle by Oasis (That is very close)
15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?
Time Bomb by Faber Drive (I am getting tired i guess)
16. If you had to go and jump of a building, what would your last words be?
Do the Hippogriff by the Weird Sister. (Seriously what sort of stuff is this)
17. Your motto is..
Straeon y cymdogion by Mim Twm Llai. (It's welsh and means neighbours tales.. :S)
18. If you could by anything in this world you'd buy...
Crazy by Alanis Morrisette (I don't need to buy it)
19. What did you dream about tonight?
Be Mine by Robyn (I'm getting confused)
20. Any last words?
Gotta be somebody by Nickelback (Great. How nice)
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
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25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point your Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds."
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip! Rather Than Walk.
10. With a serious face, order a diet water whenever you go out to eat.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not "In The Mood."
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. Whenever someone you don't particularly like, or even if you do, touches you, recoil and look at them disgustedly while screeching at the top of your lungs: "It Burns us! It Burns us!"
If you could read that put it in your profile
1) How does the world see you?
Smashed to pieces by Silverstein. Ok that sounds reasonable.
2) Will you have a happy life?
Broken Man by Boys Like Girls. Very interesting.
3) What do people really thing of you?
See you again by Miley Cyrus. That explains it...i think.
4) Do people secretly lust after you?
Autumn Effect By Ten Years. Ummmmm.
5) How can you make others happy?
I Want Candy By Aaron Carter. So true.
6) What should you do with your life?
This is Halloween By Marilyn Manson. Wow, I'm shocked.
7) Will you ever have children?
Dirty Little Secrets By The All American Rejects. I hope that means a yes.
8) What is some good advice for you?
Enjoy Your Day By Alkaline Trio. I shall listen to the advice.
9) How can you make yourself happy?
Back to school By Harry and The Potters. I hate school.
10) What do you think your current theme song is?
Burnin' Up By The Jonas Brothers. Well if that's what it is.
11) What does everyone else think your current theme song is?
Wait and Bleed By Slipknot. Do they think i'm suicidal or what.
12) What song will they play at your funeral?
Let it All Out By Reliant K. I'm not gonna comment.
13) What type of men/women do you like?
Keep By Distorted Dreams. That's true i guess.
14) What is your day going to be like?
Disenchanted By My Chemical Romance. Ok...Interesting.
15) Why are you here?
I Always Get What I Want By Avril Lavigne. I think I'll keep my mouth shut.
16) What will people remember you for?
I am the only one By Chesney Hawks. Very true, I am quite unique.
To The End By My Chemical Romance. Yay I love this song.
18) Why are there people waiting outside to take you away?
Bossy By Kellis. I hope not.
19) What will this year be all about?
20) If you reached the top of mount everest you would scream:
Dangerous Game By 3 Doors Down. That makes sense.
21) The next time you stand up infront of a group of people you will say:
Rio By Duran Duran. I do know someone called Rio.
22) Your message to the world:
Half Alive By Secondhand Serenade. Sounds good.
23) Your deepest secret:
Here I Stand By Madina Lake. :S
24) Your innermost desire:
Every Morning By Sugar Ray. I'll keep my mouth shut by here.
25) Your oldest memory makes you think:
Knife Blood Knightmare By Aiden. I did have a dream like that when i was a kid.
26) Somewhere in your wedding vows you'll include:
One of a Kind By Breaking Benjamin. I guess so.
27) When you wake up in the morning you mutter:
Bet you look good on the dancefloor By Arctic Monkeys. Lol, funny.
28) Right now your feelings are:
Alright By The Subways. Yay a tidy one.
29) The day you fall in love will be the day that:
Start it Up By Farewell. Umm Ok.
30) You scream during kissing:
I Think I'm in Love By The Subways. Probably could.
31) You'd describe your best friend as:
Naked In The City Again By Hot Hot Heat. Sounds like some of my mates.
32) Your friends describe you as:
Im bouncing off the walls again By Sugarcult. Yeah that's me.
33) In an elevator you are most likely to yell:
The Real Slim Shady By Eminem. I must be bored in the elevator.
34) Your philosophy in life is:
Bing Bang By Lazy Town. Omg WTF this is totally bonkers.
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