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Author has written 2 stories for Warriors.

HEY YOU GUYS LOOK I WROTE A TANGLED FIC!

Mother Smiles: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6577056/1/

AND ANOTHER ONE! I'M ON A FREAKING ROLL HERE.

Companionship's Colour: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6581799/1/

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P.S. Tangled is only the best movie in the whole entire world kthnxbai.

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The Council by BohemianMoose reviews
"What exactly do you think the knights told them?" "That the reason behind your hasty exit from the ball was not in fact as a result of a psychotic episode, but that of a young man merely in love?" I joked. "It had to be something that they would deem believable, Ella," he said chuckling. A continuation of the beloved tale, starting immediately where the book left off.
Ella Enchanted - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 71,764 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 2/10/2013
Call me Char by bookworm1137 reviews
The full story of Ella Enchanted from Char's perspective.
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,385 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 3/19/2010
The Merchant's Daughter by attica reviews
Two years later, Char returns to Kyrria and Ella, knowing her deceit will be exposed, runs away. But fate has a funny way of dashing all of one's plans, even if they are for the good of your kingdom. Ella/Char.
Ella Enchanted - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,326 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 12/29/2010
Colours by Imagineer Stephen reviews
Rapunzel would brush and brush and brush her hair, and Flynn would sneak things into his satchel that weren't his.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Her Everything by Fabulist reviews
Being the part-time boyfriend, part-time babysitter of the princess isn't all it's cracked up to be, but Eugene Fitzherbert is up for the challenge. Besides, he loves her. Now rated M for extra sauciness.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,375 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel
Quite Disengaged by Jaina Kenobi reviews
Though they are married, Mr. Darcy has never quite given up his habit of "often standing within a very short distance of her, quite disengaged," and Elizabeth wants to know why. Very short, mostly fluffy one-shot.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Half Past Nine in Norway by Marilyn Cane reviews
"And she's eighteen, he reminds himself. Too young to drink and too young for him. He's a horrible person and he hasn't cared before. Or at least Flynn Rider hasn't, and that's enough for him." Modern AU.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,778 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Beautiful by Elivra26 reviews
A very fluffy tongue-in-cheek piece. Shorter than usual, so I will say no more! Regency, One-shot.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Mr. Darcy - Complete
Motherly Advice by teatat reviews
Mr. Darcy is in for a surprise on his wedding night. A one shot.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
What You Don't Know by Airplane reviews
It's become very clear to Eugene that Rapunzel has little to no understanding of amorous affection.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 88,185 - Reviews: 2131 - Favs: 2,596 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Lost Princess: Who Knew, Right? by LunarBasket reviews
Rapunzel confronts Eugene on the startling discovery she makes whilst in the tower - she's the lost princess. Rapunzel/Eugene Fluff.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,645 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R.
Bring Back What Once Was Mine by LinkandZeldaForever0329 reviews
Rapunzel gets sick. Really sick. Eugene can't say goodbye. Not now. Not yet...flynn/rapunzel; sad ending; oneshot; flynn's pov.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel
Nightmare by Lost-Blue-Phantom reviews
"Kate was making all her nightmares come true." Drabble.
Lost - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Juliet
Things You Might See in an Alleyway by Val-Creative reviews
Not a single book of the three in Rapunzel's library covered the issue of sex. Have fun with that, Flynn. /Crack. Somewhat RapunzelxFlynn. For the Disney Kink Meme. Standalone.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
tw1l1t3 by Georgasaurus reviews
Twilight sucks. We know it and George knew it, too. However, after flaming the vengeful Stephenie Flyer, George finds himself in the place of Bella. Will he manage to get away from his homosexual vampire stalker, or will he be stuck in Hell forever?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,313 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Complete
Your Love Will Kill Me by Qzil reviews
Unless mine kills you first. Clawface/Spottedleaf ficlet.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Clawface, Spottedleaf - Complete
FiftyEight Nights by Eowyn77 reviews
Bridge between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. The newborns are defeated, the wedding date is set. All that stands between Bella, Edward, and "a happy place" is time. Many thanks to my betas, Darth Ishtar and Tersaseda. Alternating POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 75,648 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
bring may death with the flowers by painted.inkblot reviews
That month isn't right, and because of 1998, it never will be. // May and the memories, emotions, and regrets that come with it. Series of oneshots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Complete
The Heart by Hyousetsu reviews
Written for T/D's July/August challenge. What would I see if I cracked open your chest? UlqOri
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Wanderlust by eliska reviews
It all felt very surreal, standing there in the everlasting clarity of a dim, underground light. Kind of Kenny/Christophe if you squint. For T/D's July/August challenge.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Kenny M., Christophe - Complete
the modern icarus by painted.inkblot reviews
You do not have the sense to be Daedalus. // Sense, Icarus, and similarities. Bellatrix-centric, character sketch.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Sorted by Broken Gold reviews
Scorpius Malfoy DOES want to be in Slytherin. Sort of... Written for T/Ds July-August Challenge. Minor RosexScorpius if you squint really hard.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The Room by Georgasaurus reviews
Two girls are locked in a room with a gun and the corpse of an alien specimen. Only one question is hovering over them: which of them will die first?
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Complete
Unusually Sensible Little Girl by painted.inkblot reviews
She is an unusually sensible and logical little girl, and it is all the fault of the smoke and mirrors.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
No Return by TheShoelessOne reviews
Desmond/Penny. She shook her fists at the sky and dared. Part 14 of 14 Assorted Valentine's Vignettes.
Lost - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Desmond, Penelope/Penny - Complete
There Is by IcyUmbreon reviews
Drabble, on the death of a character. Angsty, and contains character death. Obviously. Don't read if you don't like that stuff. It also has MASSIVE spoilers for Long Shadows. Rated for slight violence, and for death. Written pre-Sunrise, so it's AU now.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Ashfur, Squirrelflight - Complete
Quest of a Million Starlights by CinderDreams reviews
Cherryblossom is a tom apprentice with a mismatching name. He knows that StarClan exists and he's going to prove it not only to himself, but to his Clan members as well. Better summary on the inside, rated for safety.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,738 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008
May I Say I Loved You More? by subtle-temptation reviews
Even on the first day of first grade, Edward knew. The bruises on her neck were enough to tell him that he had found someone who would always be there for him, and, years later, it was still true. They loved each other--enough to run away together.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,153 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008
My Constant by Anita reviews
Glimpses into the tangled threads of Desmond and Penny's lives.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Desmond - Complete
Pregnant Vampire Bella Joins the Army! by Marcy and Roo reviews
This is what happens when two comedy writers come together to poke fun at all the ridiculous AU plotlines, while still keeping the characters as canon as allowable. By the authors of Edward in PE and Cullenary Education: Forks Sex Ed!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,351 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008
Friday's Child by Lisse reviews
Ten facts about one girl. Sorta-metafic, ginormous Breaking Dawn spoilers.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 181 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
moves in mysterious ways by Lisse reviews
Sometimes the prey evolves, or at least learns how to issue restraining orders. Metafic.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Bella - Complete
June 20th by Green Crayons reviews
Much to Edward's surprise, and partial dismay, Bella surprises him for his birthday. Read and review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,555 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Complete
The Ten Commandments for Fanfiction Authors by fireplant reviews
“Look,”said the Lord, “for I have created for you the Con. It is a tool of great power and you shall use it for good to meet up with fellow authors and you shall spread goodness and eat pie . For pie is good. Much love to the pie.” PLSE REVIEW! THKS!
Warriors - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
Thirsty by sillybella reviews
Parody of Twilight clichés. I've even hit my own stuff with parody. OOC It's a parody, remember? ONESHOT Oh, and it's for Taxi.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
Admirable by Ithilwen K-Bane reviews
To be admired, one must first be seen. A moment of distraction for Darcy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Complete
Hot Stuff by sillybella reviews
Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 139 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
The Perks of Getting Knocked Up by Nicole11 reviews
What’s the best way to get a guy? According to Ginny, make him jealous, get pregnant, and reluctently leave him for someone else. HG Rating for sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,163 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/26/2004 - Published: 11/20/2003 - Ginny W., Harry P.
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Things Not Seen reviews
Duskwing's entire "identity" is a lie; her genuine emotions are shadowed, never to see the day's light. Rushwhisker, now, is her parallel. His world is unstable and angry, but what can he do? Things aren't always what they seem.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,916 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 10/31/2008
Correspondences of a Weary Traveller reviews
If you could give a cat a pen and paper and teach them how to write... Letters, journal entries, thought clippings, and more.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009
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