Some of your favorite characters are having some very strange days.

Somewhere in the Yeerk pool, you know someone is doing this.

The ongoing adventures of Heroes and Martial Artists alike, as two very different worlds collide. The day of Starfire's wedding is at hand. Shocking family reunions and meddling wedding crashers promise much intrigue. Meanwhile, back home, Ryouga and the not quite Titans are throwing their own party. Kasumi only knows who is on the guest list.

A discussion between a master and apprentice about the Rule of Two. Oneshot.

Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

From a tumblr post by accio-shitpost: "i wanna see a muggle who goes stealth among wizards purely by having a ridiculous aesthetic." Zinnia, a bisexual Australian nurse, moves into the home of late Great Aunt who lived near the Weasleys shortly after the events of the Battle of Hogwarts. Molly Weasley decides to be a good neighbour to the new "witch" in town. That's how it starts.

A humorous explanation for why there are four different books telling four different versions of the life of Jesus in the Bible.

This story is a companion piece to my story, God's Eye, told from the perspective of SG-1 as they find themselves coping with all manner of supernatural complications to their war with the Goa'uld.

"Are you ready to help save the world?" said Gendo, holding his hand forward, a small smile on his face. "Yes," answered Shinji, his face sporting an equally sheepish smile. "I'm ready." Without hesitation, he clutched his father's hand. (AU fic, if this doesn't make it apparent already.) [COMPLETE]

Cutting corners hurt Precia once and she wasn't going to risk Alicia's last chance by doing so again. And when the Arthra encounters a distortion of time-space, things get dicey on NonAdministered Planet 97 without the TSAB to support Nanoha and Yuuno...

'No, no,' Misaka-11111 protests, with great concern in her voice. 'Do not read my secret diary. How is it even online? ' she asks, confusion mixing with her alarm. 'If someone were to read it, they would be able to understand my inner thoughts. That is not natural, completely unlike the perfectly normal operations of the Network. Please,' Misaka begs, 'do not read it.'

Anthony Brian Williams met his older sister for the first time in January, 1970. At the time, he was twenty four years old. His older sister was seven.

"But didn't they tell you?" I said in an ostentatious tone. "The first rule of time travel is that you don't talk about the time travel."

Dr. Alan Grant goes onto the Daily Show with Jon Stewart to discuss his latest book.

On Illium, an asari private investigator stumbles upon a conspiracy. But digging deeper, there are hidden things that she didn't even know she didn't know. With her eyes wide open she walks into the heart of an ancient secret which isn't exactly a secret and which carries a hidden message from the past of her species. A space-noir take on Mass Effect.

a story by myself and Kender Sci which takes place in a timeline which has been completely SNAFUed but oddly works.

Vimes is Ankh Morpork's Ambassador to Middle Earth. As might be expected from the man who hates kings and Destiny, Middle Earth makes Vimes angry. Will he punch Aragorn in the nose? Will he learn a few things? Tune in for the latest!

A few months after retiring home to England, former TSAB Admiral Graham finds himself attacked by men with pointy sticks and strange magic. He calls in help and sets Nanoha and Fate on a wild ride through the British Wizarding World. Book one of the Lyrical Witch series.

HalO part two. Asuna and Kirito have been Reunited and Prince Wales still draws breath as war with Albion Looms on the horizon. Meanwhile Louise Valliere continues her search for the lost Pixies of Tarbes Garden only to be met with set backs and complications. They will all soon discover that they have more to fear than just Albion, and that there are worse monsters than Zombies.

Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?

Dinah has a working lunch with the newest Director of Brockton's Bay Parahuman Response Team.

He knew who she would become: Doctor River Song, his wild, impetuous, gun-slinging archeologist. But the Doctor often wondered about who she had been... spoilers for series 6.

Kirigaya Kazuto, Kirito, Beater of SAO, and now a Spriggan in ALfheim online, is fighting to save the love of his life from a fate worse than death. Louise De La Valliere, third daughter of the Valliere family, and student of the Tristain Academy is fighting to prove herself. Two worlds collide as a summon goes wrong and Tristain finds itself with some very confused new residents.

Valjean overcame some truly incredible odds to arrive at Arras in time to exonerate Champmathieu but sometimes people would rather just accept a convenient fiction instead of an awkward reality. Well, he tried. AU.

An AU 'what if' tale based on one simple premise - what if the Enterprise had never come across the S.S. Botany Bay? What if instead the sleeper ship was discovered two years later by Harry Mudd? In answer to one PMed question, this story is not a comedy.

Start with Harry Potter, change something, and Harry learns to rock. Irreverent, chaotic, and the more movies you've seen, the funnier you're likely to find it. Expect many cammeos.

Sette of the Numbers has been released from prison early for model behavior. With no other reasonable mission objectives, she does the only logical thing: move into the Nakajima house, and attempt to integrate into society. Key word being, 'attempt'.

When Valjean came to Montreuil, it was a cold night but he raced through flames to save two trapped children. Their grateful father, the captain of the gendarmerie, conveniently forgets to check his papers as a result. It would seem that luck is, for once, on Valjean's side.

A tale of heroes saving the world one sin at a time.

Or, "Can Kunai go Snicker-Snack"? Alice was trying to visit Caterpillar at the Oriental Grove, but somehow got a little side-tracked and ended up in the Forest of Death... Konoha aren't going to know what hit them. Also known as that fic where Erisah went a bit mad. No Pairings.

ABANDONED. An unexpected find in the attic of Grimmauld Place changes the course of Harry's life. Except not, because it's not 'this' Harry who'll be affected. Rather, everything is about to change for another Harry, from long ago and far away.

[Not a vampire story] Ranma follows his stomach to develop the art, and it leads him to the kitchen of one Kasumi Tendo.

A storehouse for my various short stories related to AtLA.

Years after the JS incident, Nanoha Takamachi finds herself having a day off with her daughter at a museum on MidChilda when suddenly she gets a call from...Earth? Meanwhile, with three dead System Lords behind them, SG-1 tracks down a gate address far removed from what they know to be goa'uld controlled space. But nothing prepared them for what they found. Indefinite hiatus.

Who dares stand between a mother and her daughter's life? Precia will do anything to achieve her goals. Even if it means accepting Fate. First of the Gamesverse series.

The Red Lantern Corps gains an unusual new recruit... Reviews and comments are welcomed.

Sooner or later, every character gets their shot at a second chance. This is Peter Pettigrew's. He may not deserve it but he certainly wasn't happy with how things ended up. The only question was how to get a better future without having to possess the kind of bravery that the lack of had sent him running to Voldemort in the first place...

The TARDIS's translation circuit is sabotaged by small, furry aliens. Then it all goes downhill from there. Featuring One, Susan, Ian, and Barbara.

Dystopia. Utopia. Mankind's dabbling into the unknowable. But at the end of the world, as the beleaguered forces of humanity stand against uncounted horrors, what can one boy do? And that is not dead which can eternal lie... Rewrite of Aeon Natum Engel. Book II in progress.

The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.

[Ranma Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi cross] Ranma has a daughter as headstrong as he is, god have mercy on us all. No knowledge of the latter series required so dive right in!

A short, somewhat comedic piece making designed as something of a Take That! at a popular but terrible take on an aspect of Haruhi's life that few fics explore well...

Sequel to "On Her Undying Majesty's Secret Service". Ardsley and Melisande, British Intelligence, are back! A mysterious nobleman, a high-stakes game, nobles from across Europa invited to a mysterious meeting, and a Wulfenbach crashes the party...

Guardian spinoff and Sailor Moon crossover. My first full dive into the worn path of SM Ranma crosses! Let's see how many characters I can totally corrupt...

Harry wants to be trained to fight Voldemort, Dumbledore has doubts and Moody sees an opportunity.

Ranma leaves Nerima and joins a special police force. Special in that it's made up of psychos, fools, and nymphomaniacs all charged with protecting Tokyo from the supernatural and terrorist forces that plague its streets.

What would happen if we had everything we ever wanted? What if certain tragedies, in the past, were averted? One would normally think this would make a better world. Some old traumas could be gone. But the new pains could be worse.

When billions vanish, including one of SG1's own, the team looks for answers. What they find changes their lives forever, and throws them into the battle of the ages. What happens when they stand in the way of the most evil enemy they will ever face?

Havelock Vetinari receives a Hogswatch visit from the Hogfather. One shot.

The thrilling tale of travels and travails of the dynamic duo of Ranma and Rei! Alliteration, yay! Current arc: Kingdom Hearts

Just whose cameras were those that the toys used to blind the Prospector? And what happened when that family developed their film?

Heroes can come from the most unlikely of places. And what is more unlikely than a Dalek trying to resurrect his dead race? Rated T for Puella Magi-ness.

Worgen? Try Ponies as the new Alliance race instead! Deathwing's Cataclysm breaks open the seals separating Equestria from the rest of Azeroth, allowing in the insanity that is World of Warcraft and WoW players. complete, minus side stories

Because everything changed when Phineas and Ferb moved away Oneshot

Death and chaos have been sown throughout the Eastern world. Guess who's job it is to clean up?

Crossover between SG1 and XCOM. As old enemies fall by the wayside new ones appear to challenge the Tau'ri and their allies.

Sometimes when you get a mysterious death, you need to send in a specialist. When that specialist is Harry Dresden, and he's sent to looking into the goings on of Tokyo-3, there's no telling what might happen.

Kei fled rather than face her sisters; the Angel War came to an end without an Instrumentality in a messy peace. But now, 20 years later, the next generation has come to fix their parents' mistakes. And make new ones. AU of ND; diverges from Chapter 69.

Ranma and Ryouga are no strangers to trouble. But when they accidentally convince both the Sailor Senshi and the Dark Kingdom that they're megalomaniacal villains bent on world domination, trouble starts to take on a whole new meaning.

The story of a Goa’uld who lacked the insanity of her race, her rise to power and the birth of an empire.

Yet another different familiar for Louise fic. FP POV, a former SI reincarnated into a stressful life. Ignorant of the series, how will this would be scholar fare when he realizes he's not the only thing from his old home to crossover?

The Reego: four AIs made by the Angel of Terror from Rei and Unit 05's mental patterns. The Keiworu: two AIs, made by Kei, blending her and Kaworu without asking him, escaped from SEELE. Australia: a desolate monster-filled hellhole. Good day, mate!

A series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to a bit of implied sexual situations, attempted suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff.

A lonely young girl takes her Poppa’s advice on the best way to snag a boyfriend. Too bad her Haruka Poppa had just been kidding around. Ranma & Sailor Moon crossover.

Rei finds freedom in a hidden identity

Crystal Tokyo is not a given and the last unascended Ancient initiates a chain of events that will thrust Usagi, Ranma and O'Neill out into the frontier, where they will either secure the future or watch the Universe itself fall silent. R.5/SM/SG1

Lady? Tiger? Calvin's not crazy about either of them.

Why Amy needed four psychiatrists....cameos from Doctors 1-10.

When a Romero-style zombie outbreak hits, three supervillains, led by a long time loser, find themselves doing whatever it takes to save themselves, and eventually, the rest of humanity.

Hermione left to find her parents and was never seen nor heard from again until years later when an old friend stumbled into her at a hotel in New York. They would both learn things about each other neither had expected and found a life neither had.

A silly piece where I attempt to use the Ranma 1/2 cast to cause as much confusion, consternation and chaos in the Naruto world as possible, just for laughs.

After their failed wedding, Ranma isn’t ready yet to give up on marrying Akane. Then he discovers an add for ‘Rent A Ninja’. Will they be able to help him?

The Kyuubi doesn't want to die. He cannot even grasp the idea of himself dying. He's meant to be immortal and he has no intention whatsoever to go against his very nature. True, he's stuck inside Naruto, but the boy has absolutely no say in this matter.

My life isn't what it used to be, but then time does that to a man. Even men who aren't all the time, or aren't necessarily men any longer. But still sometimes, when the loneliness is too much to handle, I long for that which I cannot have...

Did you know that Jingle Bells has four verses? Well, I decided the Joker's version deserved four verses too. Now if I could only get Mark Hamill to sing it... Merry X-Mas, everybody.

Nodoka puts her foot down, each fiancée must put her best foot forward and of course Ranma puts his foot right in it.

Wrong nemesis, Ratigan. Sherlock Holmes finds a rat in his apartments.

Ranma Gold Digger Kim Possible Crossover. AU Ranma is flung into another world due to a miscalculation in Happosai's revenge for thwarting his fun. COMPLETE.

He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...

Kyon tries to help Yuki become more human, and gets more than he bargained for. Kyon x Yuki :: FINISHED! :: See author profile for lemon side story...

Harry finds a way to get motivated, really, really motivated. A super!Harry oneshot. Post HBP, AU, No DH.

While undercover in the living world, Zaraki has to go to a parent teacher conference to discuss Yachiru’s interesting take on a class assignment.

What should have happened for Civil War.

Something i found at gamefaqs and wanted to share.

I was challenged to partner these two up ...

Life in London can get plenty interesting when Sherlock Holmes is hot on the trail of the dastardly Moriarty. Things take a bizarre turn, however, when Holmes and Watson intervene in a most unusual assassination attempt on a strangely dressed young man.

General Hammond and the SGC don't know how to react to SG1's strangest mission through the gate Humor.

Is one world a dream, are they both real, or are they both dreams? Ranma sleeps and becomes Shinji. Shinji sleeps and becomes Ranma. Both the same, both different. Can both survive with no safe place to relax?

COMPLETED Standalone vignettes of life as seen through the eyes of Daniel’s barista. One of the longest works in progress WIP in Stargate fandom is now done! Seasons 1 thru 5

Kasumi's a great cook. She's a wonderful housekeeper. An all around nice person. There's a reason why and Ranma didn't have a clue. Purposely vague, but you'll love it. RanKasPt1 of 2.

After a stunning announcement, Harry makes the connection between himself and a certain Jedi Master...

Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!

A day off... an encounter... interaction... unexpected closeness... flight... contemplation... resolution... Normal.

MacLoed challenges Methos to tell a scary story. OneShot

Holland Manners receives a letter from one of Wolfram & Hart's major advisors.

Gendou discovers a way to recover the object most precious to him