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Joined 11-05-07, id: 1414762, Profile Updated: 08-29-11
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Halloween, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Scream, Kick-Ass, Lie to Me, and 21 Jump Street.

“"would you follow me tonight, find what the world has for us inside, there is so many places and ways is all around for us to find, just close your eyes and dream, time it can tear down the ocean it can swallow the hills of love.”

in my mind there are infinite possibilities for story telling. you can find them in a book, in a movie, in a play, in a tv show, and even in a video game. i like to prove that even the most convoluted and over the top stories can make sense and be interesting. hell, maybe some people will like it behind just a good read and tell me what i could do next. i write series', most of the time at least and i enjoy messing with emotions to find out what i can come up with for a conflict and how i can resolve it in a way in which it is open for a sequel and i can continue with characters that i feel like i know. and when i finish a series, i feel sad because i can't see in my mind these scenes that i want to write. i feel that a good story writer needs to have a emotional bond with the charecters and you need to feel as the feel, this is of course my opinion and if you disagree than that is your opinion. another thing that i feel is important, and im sure it is to every writer out there, you need to have an imagination. i say that because some of the best stories have the most ridiculous and outrageous plots and sequences.

Name: Mike.

"I value your opinion, i value rejecting your opinion." Dr. Gregory House.

Movies: the Twilight Saga, the Bourne Trilogy, Mission Impossible, Sherlock Holmes, Transformers, Zombieland, Harry Potter series, Push.

TV: Lie To Me, Royal Pains, Burn Notice, Buffy, Angel, Bones, House, Warehouse 13, White Collar.

Music: Jamestown Story, Linkin Park, Bullet for My Valentine, Nickleback, Stephen Jerzak, Secondhand Serenade, Skillet, A Day To Remember, Kanye West, Usher, The Beatles, Aerosmith, Green Day Avenged Sevenfold.

UPDATE 11-17-10: Uploaded a crapload of One Last Scream chapters! read and review please!

UPDATE 7/30/11: Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/MichaelRCalkins

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Omega Kid by Rurrlock-God of Power reviews
Inspired by the heroics of the real-life superhero Kick-Ass, Thomas Lanks is determined to be one of the greatest superheroes, Omega Kid.
Kick-Ass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 58 - Words: 396,729 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 4/20/2010 - OC
Kiss Of Death by MikeCalkins reviews
Mindi is Hit-Girl, Kick-Ass is nowhere to be seen, and a new hero has appeared on the scene, Bloody Hood... AN: The Sequel is out, Poisons Remedy, check it out all :D
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 20,242 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Mindy M./Hit Girl, Sergant Marcus W.
Notes from a Killer by xxKhaleesixx reviews
On a dark night in Haddonfield, Michael Myers rescues a woman who is being raped. He takes her to his childhood home, keeping her prisoner. Refusing to speak aloud, Michael writes her sticky notes. First attempt at Halloween! MichaelxOC. COMPLETE! Over 100k views! Thank you so much!
Halloween - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,238 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
Splinter Cell: Red Mercury by shadowmarksman reviews
Story continues on from my previous story Splinter Cell Chaos Theory, My version not the game storyline. After Sam Fisher is presumed dead in Chaos Theory, he is lead on a hunt or be hunted rogue mission, to stop a dark conspiracy, an attack on US soil.
Splinter Cell - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,384 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 3/8/2009
Affliction by Pugsrawesome12 reviews
A very dark, kinda short chapter fic that was originally supposed to be a one-shot. The team notices that Ariadne hasn't been herself, and Arthur wants to find out why. There are soem mature themes. A/A, read/review.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,433 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur
Infiltration by Pugsrawesome12 reviews
When Cobol finds the team, everyone is forced to flee the country, and their only chance of safety is when an eccentric billionare offers them their most difficult job ever. Bad language warning. Read/review. Arthur/Ariadne
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,673 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur
Tactical Idiocy Action 2: Sons of Liberty by DarkGidora reviews
A new hero arrives!
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,068 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - S. Snake, Raiden
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Poisons Remedy reviews
Kyle returns as The Bloody Hood, a year following the events of Kiss Of Death, the city is still plagued by crime and corruption, and he and Mindi are still there to kick its ass!
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,769 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Mindy M./Hit Girl, Sergant Marcus W.
Jump Street Reinstated
Ryan Taylor is assigned to the newly reinstated Jump Street division, he and Emily Wood and John Mara work under Captain Decker. Ryan, Emily, and John work together to solve cases ranging from murder to drug rings among other things as well as dealing with personal demons.
21 Jump Street - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,618 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 7/2/2013
Kiss Of Death reviews
Mindi is Hit-Girl, Kick-Ass is nowhere to be seen, and a new hero has appeared on the scene, Bloody Hood... AN: The Sequel is out, Poisons Remedy, check it out all :D
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 20,242 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Mindy M./Hit Girl, Sergant Marcus W.
Is Love A Lie? reviews
Emily is the daughter of the U.S' best human lie detector. Chase is just the coffee boy, a Christmas Party later they start hanging out, and Emily Lightman is a girl with a crush, Chase is just the boy with a crush.
Lie to Me - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Cal L., Emily L.
Keep Screaming
Jess Park is killed on night and the small town of Woodsboro is reminded on the fear that had been brought upon them just a year before when a group of teenagers were attacked by the Ghostface killer. Nate Jacobs is now in college, thinking he's safe.
Scream - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,316 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011
A Nightmare on Elm Street: Dream Scream reviews
Chris and his friend Kevin are two seemingly normal kids on the outside,but when the new girl arrives in town, things start getting weird. odd dreams, a scary guy in a red and green sweater with knives for hands. more friends meet this man, some wake...
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,136 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 8/23/2010
Alex Williams and the Staff of Merlin
Alex is a seemingly normal 11 year old, but in reality he is a wizard. at first he is confused. he goes to Hogwarts, hoping to find a life better than the one he had in London, but instead he is plunged into an adventure of a lifetime.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,432 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Minerva M., Neville L.
One Last Scream
When Kayla Lockhart is killed one October evening, the people of the small town of Woodsboro are brought back to fear. Nate Jacobs and his friends are in for a wild night as they learn what fear truly is, in its purest form
Scream - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,920 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 11/14/2010
Halloween The Asylum reviews
set after the second remake, Michael Myers is thought to be dead, taken to a coroners office. Michael Myers is alive and escapes from the coroners office. then we zip a year later to a group of teens visiting the Haddonfield Sanitarium...
Halloween - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010