DarthTaco
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Joined 11-05-07, id: 1414893, Profile Updated: 06-25-10
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and Howl's Moving Castle.

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Gravedigger (won't you dig my grave?) by Elixir.BB reviews
Alayne Stone dies one rainy night after getting her maidenhead assessed and proven. In her place, Sansa Stark is reborn. It's unnatural, she thinks, to cheat death. But she does it anyway. AU after…well after the books.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,148 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 5/21/2014 - Sansa S., Sandor C. - Complete
Carved your name across my eyelids by smokefillstheroom reviews
Laughing at himself, he lays back and drapes an arm over his eyes. (One-sided Sandor/Sansa)
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Sandor C., Sansa S. - Complete
Improvised Explosions by starlightarcher reviews
Take one alluring drell assassin, mix with one enticing human warrior. Douse generously with sexual tension, add a pinch of necessity; stir then stand back and await fireworks. Warning: Recipe promises to be explosive.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
Heart's Desire by The Moonmoth reviews
Five gifts to win the Queen in the North's heart.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Sansa S., Sandor C. - Complete
Alien Attractions by pagerunner reviews
Thane and Shepard's amused observations of an alien bachelor party quickly turn to matters much more personal. Thane/Shep, set during the course of ME2.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,302 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Thane K., Shepard (F) - Complete
Sand and Stars by Suilven reviews
An unexpected gift. A whisper of indrawn breath. Words of prayer, overflowing from his heart; tumbling from his lips like drops of water. FemShep/Thane. Post-ME2.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2012 - [Shepard (F), Thane K.] - Complete
A Death Which Lovers Love by zsra187 reviews
'You might enjoy it, little bird.' Oneshot, PWP.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,876 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Sansa S., Sandor C. - Complete
Things We Lost in the War by 1shot reviews
She loves a man whose skin is poison. AKA: perhaps you also played through ME3 and felt something was missing? This is for you. Spoilers to the end.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
Abstracted by orchidcactus reviews
f!Shepard/Thane. All things must eventually go to the sea, and some kisses are bitter with the taste of goodbye.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,054 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
Tomorrow Was Not Dull by tanyart reviews
A younger Altair and Malik are thrown into the near future.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,130 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
In Salt and Gold by LoquaciousQuark reviews
Danarius wins during the events of 'Alone'; everyone else suffers. The battle at The Hanged Man goes poorly, but it is not Fenris's memories his master takes as penance. Hawke/Fenris, complete.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,509 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
The Broken Binding by LoquaciousQuark reviews
An old book of fairy tales holds more magic than expected, and Fenris finds himself caring for a six-year-old Hawke. Words have power, and not all the old stories are safe. Hawke/Fenris, complete.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,235 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
the native sky on an exiled spirit by LoquaciousQuark reviews
She will not leave him alone. A kmeme fill about accidental touches that spans the entirety of the Fenris romance. Hawke/Fenris, complete.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,534 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
Doppelganger by Everything In Its Right Place reviews
Hawke is unwittingly sleeping with a demon disguised as Fenris. Their companions' misplaced blame leads him to the truth. F!Hawke/Fenris
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Hawke (M), Fenris - Complete
Mute by LoquaciousQuark reviews
Blood mages kidnap Hawke for use in a powerful ritual. Rescue comes too late, and now Hawke must deal with the difference between survival and life. A kmeme prompt run rampant. Hawke/Fenris, complete.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 34,491 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
At Face Value by Enganar reviews
Post-Arrival: Shepard returns from the destroyed Bahak system unaffected and unchanged, leading Garrus to doubt if she's still the woman he's come to respect and love. Garrus/Femshep.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,971 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Floriography: The Language of Flowers by twisted-sheets reviews
US/UK fics about flowers and their meanings. A chance encounter in the kitchen may be the only chance America would ever have to figure what his feelings truly are, and what he really wants. Last chapter!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,022 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 6/2/2009 - America, England/Britain
A Simple Sort of Life by wickedtrue reviews
Shepard always thought she would hate retirement. Instead, here she was on some backwater moon, keeping beady eyed little devil chickens, her stepson had moral objections to the goat, and she rather liked it. Femshep/Thane
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Thane K., Shepard (F) - Complete
Don't by Quiet Time reviews
Why did Jack say "Don't" instead of "I love you too?" Disclaimer: I don't own any of them. I'm not that clever.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,466 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
A Tad Unrestrained by lyssalu reviews
Originally a masskink fill. Prompt: "I want to see Thane out of control, insane with need. As in, like, drugged or ill. As in, fast, hot, furious sex." Ask and you shall receive.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,326 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Thane K., Shepard (F) - Complete
Command by Jakia reviews
Nathaniel/Tabris, post-Awakening. For the nathaniel howe community swapathon. An evening of drinking leads Commander Tabris and Nathaniel to become closer than expected. Past Alistair/Tabris, Nathaniel/Cousland, but not the focus.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Nathaniel H., Tabris - Complete
Flairer by littleblackdog reviews
She was the same woman now as then; the same bitter she-wolf who'd denied him both his vengeance and his freedom... and he was a twit who had been living as a monk for too long. It was foolishness. Awakening spoilers; Orlesian Warden. Nathaniel/F!Caron
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,824 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Nathaniel H., Caron - Complete
Here comes the candle by Mizu-Tenshi reviews
Due to financial difficulties, England becomes the 51st state of America yet neither are happy with the merger forced upon them. Between the need for forgiveness and the search for happiness the irreparable happens. USxUK *warning:death
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,160 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
An Auspicious Year by Diane Long reviews
For 2010 Valentine's Challenge. Kuro!Fai confession without the word "love". Set in Nihon after end of series-spoilers warning to those not that far along. Fai worries about his age.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Kurogane, Fai - Complete
Love and Marriage by Delicious Poundcake reviews
Mr. Galloway and Ms. Philips are getting married! ...And they've invited all the Bullworth students to the ceremony. As you do. A tale of tuxedos, tipsiness and tormenting Petey!
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,177 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Gary S., Peter K. - Complete
Paper Trail by Delicious Poundcake reviews
Post-game. The story of the next year at Bullworth Academy told through letters and notes. Features multiple pairings, liberal use of cheesy humour and Gord being utterly FABULOUS!
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,491 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Peter K., Gary S. - Complete
Princesses by Bladesworn reviews
Arl Eamon tells him, "All women are princesses in their own way, lad. Once you realize that, it's merely a matter of what dragons they need slain."
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Alistair - Complete
More Than A Rogue by DarkSeptember reviews
Sometimes we get the balance wrong. Life is not about knowing the answers, life is what happens while you're looking for them. And the bad decisions? The screw-ups? They're what keep it interesting. - Post X3 Wolverine/Rogue fic - Rogue's POV
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 93,000 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Roommates by Zxel reviews
It's like God wanted to see if he could make one boy the single most miserable boy in the cosmos and Petey won the existential raffle. Gary/Petey.
Bully - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,611 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Peter K., Gary S. - Complete
Control by Zxel reviews
He’s all right with pretending. He’s been pretending for a year that he and Gary are still friends, after all. Gary/Petey, no happy ending.
Bully - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Gary S., Peter K. - Complete
Happily Ever After by Roxie Archer reviews
Once upon a time... once a mother told this story to her son, now a father tells it, the versions may be different but the ending is the same. Slight minor spoilers, I guess. KuroxFai
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Kurogane, Fai - Complete
Addiction by itouch reviews
A Blood Elf rogue discovers more than she expects on the shores of Azuremyst Isle. HJ, M/F, Oral, Other, *COMPLETE*
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,881 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Of Cats and Crazy People by Zxel reviews
You don't have to be anything, Femme-boy, you just are. Pointless GaryxPetey fluff.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
Microcosm by Zxel reviews
Fifty sentences based on fifty prompts. Various pairings, slash and het. The majority are JimmyxGord, GaryxPetey, and JohnnyxPeanut.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 381,147 - Reviews: 13608 - Favs: 7,952 - Follows: 6,601 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Recovering by Zxel reviews
He wonders if the tag would blow up if he were to climb that tree growing up the side of the fence and escape. There are break outs here every other day, via that old tree, but no one has bothered to hack it down yet. [Garycentric][GaryPetey][Oneshot]
Bully - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,794 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Complete
Fragments by Zxel reviews
Sometimes at night, when his alarm clock is flashing three digit numbers in bold green neon, Gary is painfully aware of that other presence in his mind. [GaryPetey][Oneshot]
Bully - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Complete
The Executioner by aranenumenesse reviews
A prisoner gets a chance of a new life.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,540 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
Woes of Babysitting by PsychicDreams reviews
A little prank by a customer of Yuuko's ends up giving her what turns out to be her worst nightmare yet.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,132 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Complete
Let Me Count the Ways by Rapunzel4 reviews
Doumeki muses on those qualities of Watanuki's that he finds attractive. DouWata
xxxHOLiC - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
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Duo reviews
Bored, restless, and horny, Howl just wants to relieve some of this tension. But what to do? There's no one even REMOTELY shaggable around the castle. Except himself, but there's only ONE of him! . . . Or is there?
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Howl - Complete
Christmas Kisses
Gift-fic for Secret Santa 2009. Just some NaruxSasu. Warning: OOC!Crack!AngryMommy!Sasuke to be found within, along with much fluff and snogging. XD
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Merry Christmas, Teme reviews
Gift-fic for Secret Santa 2008. Sasuke comes home from a long mission, only to find that his dobe is nowhere to be seen. All that's in the room is a giant present. What could be inside?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Meitogitsune reviews
Naruto uses too much of Kyuubi's chakra and becomes very wounded. Now it is up to Kiba to help his mate heal, no matter what he has to sacrifice. KibaxNaru, post Shippuuden.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,366 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete