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Just to tell ya- I absolute LOVE Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse,and Breaking Dawn. I didnt really like Breaking Dawn too much in jacobs pov until i read it a 2nd time.I love how Bella was made to be a vampire.Stepenie Meyer is a goddess for coming up with such a good idea.I will never be able to have a good relationship ever again b/c no guy will be able to compete with my love for Edward.In addition to loving twilight,i am also obsessed with Harry Potter.The books are SSOOO much better than the movies!

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And Carlisle said let there be Edward, and it was good.

My standards are set according to Edward Cullen.

-What the heck is wrong with me? I feel all dizzy...
-Where you just reading twilight?
-Yeah...
-It's called Edward Cullen.

What's sexier than a vampire named Edward?
A jealous vampire named Edward

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The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

People are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

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Notes with Alice, Bella & The Cullens by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? (Kind of weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE normal note passing after a few chapters, promise.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 95 - Words: 111,014 - Reviews: 4394 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007
One of Them by XxDracoMalfoy'sGirlxX reviews
All human. Bella's mom died when she was a year old. Bella grew-up with 5 protective older brothers. She goes away to a writing school in London. She comes back 3 years later. What happens when the school jock trys to win her affection and she hates him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,212 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Complete
Vampire Academy: Bite Me by Lauz1 reviews
Rose is supposed to be undergoing the trials but her life keeps getting in the way, her best friend Lissa has been kidnapped, her mentor and love Dimitri is still dueling between his duty and his love for her and then there's everything else...
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,037 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
The Inevitable by Endlessly Drowning reviews
It's been seventy five years since Edward left Bella in Forks. Now the family has decided it's time to return. What will they find when they get there? And how will Edward deal with the pain?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,921 - Reviews: 2172 - Favs: 2,229 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Blood Promise: The Quest by steffy2106 reviews
This is my own version of Blood promise. It starts a week after Rose left St Vladimir. It follows her quest to find Dimitri. Contains many spoilers of the 3 other books. No copyrights infringement intended,i don't own Vampire academy or its characters.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,866 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Rose H. - Complete
Raven by Maeve Hawk reviews
Bella is a famous singer named Raven and attends Forks High. What happens when the Cullens find out? Starts at the beginning of Twilight. Not like Hannah Montana except for the whole double life thing. The Cullens are vamps. T just to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,654 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Bella
Parent Trap by StrawberryMopet reviews
Bella and Edward got divorced 15 years ago. Bella moved to England with her son and Edward stayed in Forks with his daughter. Little did they know, their son and daughter met during camp and are planning to get them back together. Usual pairings&All human
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,477 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
A Future in the Past by Sweet Emotion reviews
Bella is able to go back to the year 1918. She meets Edward and they fall in love. When she is forced back to her own century, thinking he's died, she discovers some big surprises when she exiles herself to Forks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 98,565 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 1,228 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Sapphire Amulet by ebtwisty9 reviews
AU: Ship watcher Bella is kidnapped onto a pirate ship where the captain, Edward, had sworn to never let a woman except for his family to set foot. Can Bella prove her worth? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,252 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Magical Secrets by AStudyInTeal reviews
Bella was sent to Forks as a Mission for the Order of the Phoenix.Edward left her, now she's returned as a failure. Voldemort's power is growing and the Cullens come to Hogwarts.Bella is supposed to help Harry defeat Voldemort but, can she? Summary inside
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 52,640 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
I Don't Want To Love Him by FutureMsAndreaCullen reviews
Bella lives with her brother Emmett and dad Charlie. Everything is great until Bella finds out she has unwanted feeling towards Emmett's Best friend. Edward Masen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,586 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 9/23/2007
Parent Trap by kill me tomorrow reviews
Bella and Edward got divorced 15 years ago. Bella moved to England with her son and Edward stayed in Forks with his daughter. Little did they know, their son and daughter met during camp and are planning to get them back together. Usual pairings&All human
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,893 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Fear of Vampires by BlackHeartNeko9 reviews
Bella already met vampires but survived. her mother was murdered before her eyes and now lives in forks with her dad. but what happens when she meets a group of vampires at school? original pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,837 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
Hate and Love by april93 reviews
When Edward fails a biology test, Bella is bribed into tutoring him for letters of recommendation,Edward needs to pass to stay on the football team. Will they manage to overcome their difficulties and manage to work together? On permanant hiatus: 2/12/11
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,949 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Remember to Forget by InterruptedProgress reviews
“So that’s it?” His voice was hard. Desperate. “You’re just going to leave?” I turned my head, catching sight of him from the corner of my eye. “That’s it.” ExB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 59,035 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Bella, Edward
Lineage of the rider by xAngelicxDevil reviews
twilight eragon crossover continuation of Mephis85 's the lineage of the rider full summary inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,817 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009
because every little town has a secret by Emmett's little sister reviews
what if Emmett and Bella were brother and sister, and Bella's not the weakling people think she is..rewriten used to be twisted life i am not stephenie meyers although i kinda wish i was
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 23,174 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Bella, Edward
How Did We Get Here by addicted2vamplit reviews
Bella is 17 and having trouble remembering a past before the Cullens. Edward is 17 watching a 6 year old Bella growing up. Where do they go when past and present collide? NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,425 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11629 - Favs: 8,554 - Follows: 2,582 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Some Things Just Aren't Easy by ohsosweetlove reviews
Bella and Edward have been best friends since birth. Edward's sweet as hell but Bella really doesn't see the appeal that every single girl Edward brings home at night does. Better Summary inside. All Human BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,651 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Princes and Us by DazzledByEdward17 reviews
ALL HUMAN Bella, Alice and Rosalie are sisters, they go to a boarding school in Washington. Edward, Emmett and Jasper show up and turn out to be princes of england...see what happens! it's my first fanfic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,290 - Reviews: 1358 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008
Red Wine by noburningliberacemannequins reviews
AU, somewhat AH. The Cullens are human, and still with their respective families. Bella and Edward are dating and are madly in love with each other. But what happens when Bella is turned into a vampire?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008
Promises by Aition reviews
Rose set's off looking for Dimitri, what happens when she finds him? Happy times and bad times are bound to begin, but in the end what will be left? found out by reading PROMISES now. set after Shadow Kiss.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 115,147 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Healing A Broken Heart by pandorasnotebook reviews
Edward has left and Bella is suffering. What will happen when someone new turns up and takes an interest in Bella? Can her heart possibly heal? OC- Mackenzie!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,488 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007
The Demon's Song by KiraxMomo reviews
-Vampire Academy- .Post-Frostbite. Rose is noticing strange things around the academy; mainly, a haunting song being hummed whenever she is alone outside. A lone Strigoi, hell-bent on revenge for Isiah, is gathering an army for assault on the Academy.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,034 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7703 - Favs: 9,071 - Follows: 2,563 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Beautiful War by The Literature Dragon reviews
1700’s Bella’s French, Edwards British, the war that lasted 7 years.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,821 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Princess of the Sea by The Literature Dragon reviews
Edward is the captain of the sea, Bella is the princess. Their ships cross paths.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,494 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Ere the Sun Rises by DiamondSkin reviews
You can't change the past. You can't change what's already been done. Unfortunately, Bella and Edward discover this... the hard way. Disclaimer: All characters belong to the great Stephenie Meyer. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,968 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
12 Years Old by tvrc reviews
Bella and Edward are 12, they go to the same school and have major crushes on each other. When Bella gets dared to ask Edward to the school dance, what will happen?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008
When We Were Young by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were toddlers. When they grow older, will their friendship become something more? Stories from when they were little, through teen and adult years. Modern day. T for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 132,723 - Reviews: 5718 - Favs: 3,001 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This is Me by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Edward and Bella are dating. Edward is an aspiring actor. What happens when Edward lands the lead role in the next biggest hit, with beautiful costars and long hours? Will their love survive? Or will fame tear them apart? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,732 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
Falling From Heaven by eMmEtTsMyIdOl reviews
Edward leaves after Bella saved his life...bella gets bit by someone and somehow 54 yrs later edward and bella see eachother again in the most unexpected place R&R please!BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,698 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Bella, Edward
Earth's Benefits by readingfanatic5 reviews
Edward leaves. Bella is hunted by the Volturri.They leave her for dead,but she's far from it,she turns into a vampire.20 years later she has her own coven.A huge coven,they rule most of england,secretly of coarse.Then the Cullens pay a visit.Bad summary!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,764 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008
Refuge by Shattered Glass Keeps Falling reviews
Bella is of Royal birth in her kingdom but her father is abusive after an incident five years ago which separated Bella from the love of her life. Bella flees and tries to seek refuge in the place where her loved one now resides as Prince of his kingdom.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,334 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8378 - Favs: 7,518 - Follows: 1,727 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
The Broken Heart by shattered crystal heart reviews
Takes place when Edward leaves Bella. Bella gets changed by Victoria. She learns of her powers. Meets her sister Isabelle. 30 years later she is beginning to have her life back, then the Cullen's come back...my first fanfiction REVIEWS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 27,334 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Complete
Meeting Again by Jamie Fresco reviews
Edward leaves, Bella never jumps, and E never returns. Bella is changed.90 years later, they meet again. Bella has a new family, and thinks she is over Edward. But is she? What Happens? PLEASE TRY IT!. Thanks! Better then it sounds, horrible at summaries.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 47,759 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007
Gray Skies Forever by Bellacullen1901 reviews
Edward leaves Bella again. victoria changes Bella. Eighteen years later Bella and her new family move back to Forks, and meet the Cullen's again. what will happen with Bella's and Edward's relationship? Please give it a chance! thanks!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,932 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007
I Would Do Anything For You by Une Reine Guadeloupeenne reviews
Everything is going good in the life of Edward Cullen and his life Bella until she passes out unexpectedly. What is wrong with Bella?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 16,833 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Complete
Love in 1918 by LilyAlice reviews
Bella and Edward meet in 1918. How can their love survive when so many factors are trying to pull the apart. Can their love survive death? What if, true love can't conquer all? This is a story of loyalty, love, loss and lust
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 41,185 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Eternal Wounds by Celande reviews
Edward has left Bella dangling by the thread in New Moon. Jacob isn't there to help her recover herself. She plans to commit suicide, but the Volturi intervene. How will this turn out for Bella and Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,817 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007
Silent Pluse by The-Bat-Girl reviews
30 years after Eclipse. BxE are married, and then Bella is changed. All is well until the Voturi come for Bella. Years later after the Vouturi take Bella, she sees something on the TV that will change her life for the better ... READ! Give it a chance!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 16,448 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
The Computer Lab by BronzeStorm reviews
Carlisle and Esme are called into the school, but why? Who got in trouble this time and what does it have to do with the computer lab?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,712 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
I Have Everything by KaylaPotter reviews
Twentyyears later, Bella's life is perfect, she has a loving family, a charming boyfriend who's planning on proposing, a pocket full of credit cards and a astonishing beauty that not even Rosalie Cullen could ever dream of. Then why is she unhappy? BxE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,507 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 11/22/2007
Oh Honeymoon by Tawnyeyes reviews
The wedding is over. Edward and Bella prepare for the honeymoon and life after marriage. This is a happy, feel good version. Sorry, limited conflict.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,468 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete