Author has written 4 stories for CSI: Miami, Bones, and NCIS.
Fav stuff: Reading, Harry Potter, CSI, Bones, House, Fanfiction, writing, my friends and family.
Fav bands/singers: Angels and Airwaves, Rihanna, Taylor Swift, Paramore, and so much more I can't even name them all.
Fav Actors: David Boreanaz, Hugh Laurie, ALan Rickman, Daniel Radcliffe, Tom Felton, others.
Fav Actresses: Emily Dechanel, Micheala Conlin, others.
Fav movie: Mamma Mia!, P.S. I love you, all HP movies, V for Vendetta, among others.
CSI:Miami- DuCaine, Horatio/OC, RaiN.
CSI- GSR, YoBling!, Sandle, CatNip
CSI:New York- SMacked, D/L
One Tree Hill: Lucas/Peyton
Harry Potter: Snape/Lily, Harry/Hermione, Draco/Hermione
Glee - Emma/Will
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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it and you don't have to be gay to do so. I'm not, but I will stand up against anyone who has a problem with homosexuality.
If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good because unique is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
My best friend is insane. If you agree or if you have at least one insane friend copy this into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, why aren't two mooses meese? Or if two foots are feet, why arn't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, but I'm just random!(but I'm crazy too) If you're random and proud of it, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile
If you like chocolate, copy and paste this in your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile.(I hug them when they are looking too!)
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile
If you are called 'weird' at least 5 times a day, post this in your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted WAY to many things in to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever made someone fall over without touching them, copy and paste this into your profile. (so much fun)
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"
If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love the rain, copy and past this onto your profile.
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
If you are insane and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile
If you have ever stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil. Copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think brunette moments can be worse then blond. Copy and paste this on your profile.
If you know someone, or several people, who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
Some people are like slinkies, good for nothing, but they make you smile when you push them down a flight or stairs.
I did not hit you, I just high-fived your face.
Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile
If you believe that the government should make levees and not war, copy & paste this in your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile
If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)
If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.
you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If FanFiction has suddenly increased, or begun your insomnia, paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been asked "Why the hell would you want to do that?" because of your career options, paste this into your profile.
If you are an expert at doing absolutely nothing for hours on end, paste this into your profile.
Copy and Paste this into profile if this touches you as it did me... :
My name is Emma I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm sartichokeing to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I sartichoke to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Emma And I am but three, Tonight my daddy murrdered me
Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Friend: Will giva me an umbrella in the rain.
Best Friend: Will steal my umbrella and yell "Run, bitch, run!"
Friend: Will bail me out of jail
Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Friend: Asks me for my number
Friend: Hides me from the cops
Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
female come backs
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
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