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Joined 11-06-07, id: 1415541, Profile Updated: 04-16-11
Author has written 15 stories for Underland Chronicles, Twilight, Lord of the Rings, Bartimaeus Trilogy, Misc. Books, Artemis Fowl, Death Note, and Lost.

4/17/2011--Still alive, posted current version of Return to Fanfiction. I wanted to wait till I finished it before posting, but that's about as likely to happen as pigs to suddenly become superintelligent and build themselves some nice jetpacks to fly around on, and I got tired of telling every reviewer that this was just the old version, the NEW version is actually so much better and longer.

Also, I need a different, less lame, more apt title for it. Please, please send in suggestions.

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 33669 - Favs: 21,520 - Follows: 16,737 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fowl Shorts by Kitsune Heart reviews
A collection of humorous stories covering: the use of lotion, violent Holly, hormone-addled Artemis, swear toads, fairy cuisine, public singing, memes, sexy dancing, sports cars, innuendo, female "purity," rockstar anatomy, babysitting, gods, and romance.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
A Single Line by Atomic Lightbulb reviews
Collection of Ryou and Yami no Bakura centric drabbles/oneshots based on a different line each story. Ch 80 - Angstshipping. Afterwards, Malik paints on his back.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 80 - Words: 160,236 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 1/8/2009 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura, Marik I., Thief Bakura
Romeo and Romeo by Vallerfax reviews
Romeo goes on an adventure with a dragon on which they do not eat any grapes.
Romeo and Juliet - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011
Entry 23784327473467838 by eris86 reviews
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about fanfiction...oh dear God, it's back.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,036 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 12/16/2005
To the Thawing Wind by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Ten years after his death Light Yagami is resurrected only to find himself alone in a garden whose tending he had long since forgotten. Defeating a god is always more complicated than it seems. AU/Post victory Near
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,064 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Light Y.
10 Secrets of the Maximum Ride Characters by FantasyFan5 reviews
Ever wished you knew what went through Fang's head? Wondered just whose side Jeb was on? Well, look no further. These are ten of the MR characters' secrets that you don't see in the books - their fears, their hopes, their loves. Slight Fax. JP owns all.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,429 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Max - Complete
The Faceless by Disguise of Carnivorism reviews
In which Light Yagami is not the only fool to play with Fate's strings. /AU/
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 50 - Words: 113,214 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Light Y. - Complete
Saving Bluebeard by Mlle Shiow Jen reviews
Bluebeard isn't in the only one with secrets . . .
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Complete
Things Fall Apart by MoonClaimed reviews
Ever read a story and ask, "...What?" Well, question no more! Each chapter is a facet of the zutara fandom that has a serious flaw in logic, whether it's purpose is to bring them together or keep them apart. No character bashing. Chap 12 Zuko's Emo Corner
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,053 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Zuko, Katara, unknown 9 - Complete
Smatterings of Things by kiwismakemehappy reviews
A series of one shots revolving around the Fowl siblings.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,721 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Artemis F. - Complete
Witchlocked by Feral Phoenix reviews
In which five young Japanese girls come upon a copy of Sburb and thenceforth stumble gamely through the process of saving themselves and creating a universe.
Crossover - Homestuck & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Book of Ages by GMontag reviews
Artemis and Holly have accidentally created a time paradox, changing the events of the last eight years. Now the two are thrown into a bleak world where Haven has fallen, and inter-species war has begun. Who can they trust? What can they save? A/H
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 45 - Words: 171,623 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Twelve Days of Christmas by Chibi's Sister reviews
Joey goes about getting Mai's attention in a very unconventional way. Polarshipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,146 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., Mai K./Mai V.
Sands of time by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Raito has been dead for 2563 years and as a former owner of a death note has been forced to remain on Earth until he has saved as many lives as he took away. Warning: Spoilers
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,628 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 2/15/2008
Conversations by JupiterLily reviews
3:13 dialogue. "Zuko... you should grow a mustache." Aang and Zuko were stuck in that green stuff for a long time before the Sun Warriors found them.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 157 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Locke Plays PacMan by lemony muffins reviews
Locke finds a Pac-Man cabinet and decides to play. Short one-shot, just for fun.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Locke
After Mockingjay by jade1118 reviews
So after, when he whispers "So you love me. Real or not real?" I tell him, "Real." An expansion of that one page in Mockingjay
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Chessboard by bitterindigo reviews
We're all just pieces in their Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Complete
Adaptation by Silver Pard reviews
Even Light’s plans don’t take spontaneously changing gender into account. Fortunately, he can adapt.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Death Note: the Abridged Series by Jaded Ninja reviews
Inspired by Little Kuriboh and masakox and Vegeta3986, as well as by Plasma Knight's fanfic Hitchiker's guide to Spira, a humorous summary of one of my favorite animes.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 102,366 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007
32 Short Tales About Alagaesia by JoeMerl reviews
Angry gods. Weird shippings. Idiotic Ra'zac. Shades eating cheezeburgers. Come on, what more could you possibly want in an "Inheritance" fic? I mean, you know...besides character development or a plot? Chapter 28: "Screw You, Elves!"
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 38,357 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Eragon S., Arya
The Slow Path of Rehabilitation by Silver Pard reviews
Light has a problem. Light has lots of problems. None of them seem to be going away, despite his best efforts. Redivivus Side Stories.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,293 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Light Y., Ryuk
Old Kingdom Chatroom by Sanaryelle reviews
Written for The Shoppe forum's OKT Rarefics Challenge. Sam and Nick experiment with Charter magic, and invent a chatroom. Mayhem ensues.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Complete
Light Yagami's Adventures in Fandom Land by Gen Duruk reviews
The tale of one character and his quest to explore the strange world of fandom complete with painful puns .
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Light Y. - Complete
The Mistletoe by Amaryne reviews
Heaps of fluffy moments, all under the mistletoe. Het pairings. UPDATE! Matt/Linda. Linda's giving out free massages. Matt's enjoying his massage a lot more than he should.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,945 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Sayu Y., Matt
Death Eraser by GreyLiliy reviews
Ryuk takes things into his own hands. [End of Series Spoilers. Ryuk & Light Main. Mikami, Matsuda, Misa Side]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,375 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Light Y., Ryuk
T is for by To Sink Into Silence reviews
Terra finds herself between a rock and a hard place when she is forced to work with L despite being a Kira supporter. Will everything go "according to plan" as she learns more about the characters' true natures?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,679 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009 - L, Light Y.
Bumps by nikkiRA reviews
Oneshot, AnnabethNico & Percabeth/ She’s waiting for him to cave and talk to him. To pour Coca-Cola and dump a Happy Meal in a hole and call him to them and watch as she tries to make love to a ghost.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Annabeth C., Nico A. - Complete
Dust in the Wind by NorthernTrash-x reviews
Marik/OC. For Ashfia1.5Bleach. And it didn't make a lot of sense, she knew, but the sand made everything illogical.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,951 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Marik I. - Complete
Death Note: A Divine Comedy by SyberiaWinx reviews
After death, Light finds himself in Mu, which is not what everyone thinks. He and the others who died must atone by acting for the amusement of the gods. Their scripts? Fanfiction.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,710 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 6/13/2008
The Matchmaker by conception.creation reviews
Eight lousy, stinking months have gone by and Nathaniel still refuses to let him go home. Bartimaeus gets creative. NxK AU set between GE and PG.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,153 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Nathaniel, Kitty J. - Complete
Redivivus by Silver Pard reviews
The most important thing Ryuk learned watching Light Yagami was how to follow the rules to the letter and still break them.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,700 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 2,372 - Follows: 2,062 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Light Y., L
Schrodinger by flyingwyvern reviews
Like Schrodinger's cat, Light is caught between life and death. Having missed the Death Note, he is frustrated, bored...and then a man appears, strange and familiar, claiming an impossible story that intrigues the isolated genius. AU. Light & L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,609 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Light Y., L
Dangling Conversation by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Jack had been abandoned all his life. He had always been left forgotten on the beaten path, watching the horde move beyond him, move past him—a wilting blossom of amaranth, dying in his immortality, left trampled and forgotten. Light-Centric rebirth fic.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,454 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Light Y. - Complete
LeFlay's Last Stand by Jen Kollic reviews
One-shot. Morgan LeFlay decides she's going to steal Guybrush's Pox-infected hand back from the Marquis DeSinge. All in all, it wasn't one of her better ideas...
Monkey Island - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,315 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Complete
Eyes by Silver pup reviews
One-shot — He can see so much of himself in Zuko, and maybe that's why it's so easy to hate him.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Ozai, Zuko - Complete
Mistletoe Makes Everything Better by Disguise of Carnivorism reviews
A heart-warming tale of love and personal discovery, Christmas-style. Because all fictional characters must be BDSM fiends.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,313 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Apples Equals Cyanide Equals Light by Silver Pard reviews
Ryuk’s favourite equation. It means the death of boredom, the only death that actually matters. Gift fic for Computerfreak101
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,420 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
Trinkets by Chibi's Sister reviews
It is a pathetic pile, lying there in that flimsy plastic bin... Susan collects what her family has left behind. Drabblish.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
40 by alexenzeru reviews
Light's train of thought as his life is ending, he thinks of his time as Kira, the meaning of the Death Note in his life and of L. One shot OR Multiple chapters - not sure yet.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Light Y. - Complete
He Was A Quiet Man by asdfqwert reviews
The one thing Charlie Swan regretted the most was that he never got to see his little girl grow up.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Charlie S., Bella - Complete
If You Give a Genius a Cookie by sampson17 reviews
How would Artemis react to things we take for granted in our normal lives? A sort of "What Would Artemis Do?" kind of thing. Chapter 12- Artemis battles the ultimate evil: Facebook request emails!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,848 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Artemis F.
Pause and Pretend by Pheleon reviews
The Pharaoh and the Thief returned. Now Ryo has to deal with a darker half who has no memories of the present, can't understand his language, and who wants to stand on the railing of their sixth story apartment during a thunderstorm. PostseriesAU, fluff
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/27/2009 - R. Bakura, Thief Bakura - Complete
Restless Spirit by conception.creation reviews
Quick thinking saves Kitty from assassination – unfortunately, she’s now without a body. Can she solve her own murder in time to stop a massive conspiracy threatening Britain itself? BxK
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 66,597 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bartimaeus, Kitty J. - Complete
The Human Whose Name Is Written In This Fanfiction by Gen Duruk reviews
Tired of reading the same old terrible fanfiction? Want a good laugh? Want to improve your writing? If you answered yes to any of these questions, this fic is for you! If you answered no to all of them this fic is still for you! Reviews or flames welcome.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,459 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - L, Ukita H. - Complete
Alchemy by GoddessofDemise reviews
50ThemesChallenge What so easily turns to gold with the sunset, can morph again by mourning. A/H
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Holly S.
Domino Effect Engraving on Nevers by lye tea reviews
There was a reason why Mrs. Yagami rarely left the house, or why Light was so adamant on the revival of justice. /Yagami Family-centric/ /Light x Sayu/
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Light Y., Sayu Y. - Complete
Hands Off, Malik sama by Ryou VeRua reviews
Didn't you know? Anzu was the first to break free from Malik-sama's mind control. Crack, with a hint of Manipulashipping. And whatever Rishid x Anzu is, because Rishid is that awesome. Warning: It's like a drabble, except not intelligent. -for contest-
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Anzu M./Tea G., Marik I., Rishid/Odion
Orange is the Anti–angst by Silver pup reviews
One shot — Murtagh broods and mourns over his tragic fate. Or at least tries to. If only Eragon would stop interrupting him…
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Eragon S., Murtagh - Complete
Meet the Mazakis by YuugisGirl reviews
The hardest part of being in a relationship is meeting the in-laws. One-shot Manipulashipping Contest fic
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Marik I., Anzu M./Tea G. - Complete
Afterwards by JillDragon reviews
After the battle with Kerrigor, Sabriel and Touchstone try to come to grips with what has happened to them and the people around them.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Complete
Come What May by ConcreteHole reviews
Boromir/OC Book Verse. Not A Line By Line Retelling Of Events, Love At First Sight, Or Xena Warrior Princess/Class Clown/Girl Who Knows The Future Story. Hopefully Tasteful - No Canon Rape Or Canon OCs; Concrit Welcome. An Attempt At Something Different.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,505 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Boromir
Shadows to shadows by Loverly Light reviews
An ambitious seven-year-old thief decides to steal his dinner from the palace... and gets caught and dragged before the Pharaoh.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Thief Bakura - Complete
Parental Guidance by Edmondia Dantes Redux reviews
Soichiro Yagami has a Very Important Conversation with his son. Crackfic.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Soichiro Y., Light Y. - Complete
Deadly virtues by Vashtijoy reviews
Light's story in seven drabbles. Complete.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Light Y. - Complete
Last One Standing by amantebandido reviews
The four most unlikely teens get banded together to play a terrible game that leads them to the darkest places on Earth. Who is forcing them to play, and what do they know about the connection between Artemis and his mysterious new bodyguard?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,771 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009
Truth or Dare: the Parody! by Aish Sheva reviews
It was an ordinary day at camp. None of the PJO characters knew that in just a few short minutes their life would change forever...and not really for the better. -cue the dramatic music- That's right, it's time for Truth or Dare: the Parody! R&R, please.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
L Gets Diabetes by the lie written in ink reviews
The most retarded thing you'll ever read. REVIEW. :D
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Complete
Smooth Sailing by Edmondia Dantes Redux reviews
Getting used to those handcuffs can't have been easy.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Difference Between Shadows and Darkness by Phate Phoenix reviews
ABANDONED/DEAD. YGOHP It's been weeks since the Fourth Year, where Harry Potter bravely stood against the Dark Lord, and failed to stop his return. Death Eaters and Master continue to plan in secret, one of which will not only alter the Order's lives, but several others…
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 166,628 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Harry P., R. Bakura - Complete
married to the flames by Serendipity1 reviews
Jin’s married life proves to be anything but stable, but she’s fine with that in a world where Ba Sing Se can fall and firebenders run teashops. AU, Jin/Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Jin, Zuko
Obviation by cynical dogs only ever bite reviews
Through a conversation, Light and L come closer, over a very strange subject. CRACK, Light, L
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Ad infinitum by Lasgalendil reviews
Marooned in Tortuga, the Preggers, er, Pirate King is entrusted to our two favorite rascals of the Caribbean for safe-keeping. But can the three of them survive the ordeal? A post AWE one-shot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Pintel, Ragetti - Complete
Cohabitation by Gabi Howard reviews
Maybe an eternity here wouldn't be so bad after all...
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Halle L., Light Y. - Complete
Omitted Scenes aka Everything RR Didn't Tell Us by Aish Sheva reviews
A series of PJO humor oneshots! Sixth chapter: Because Percy is TOTALLY that stupid. Written for Flamepaw, who came up with the joke this is based on and so many of the wisecracks in the contest. NOTE: RR cut these for these for a reason...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,102 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Percy J., Kronos
Strip Search by Sakurazukamori6 reviews
L does the unthinkable. L/Raito. L/Misa.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,333 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
If you look behind you, I will be there by Vashtijoy reviews
Soichiro is dead. Light goes home for the funeral. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Light Y., Sachiko Y. - Complete
Different by Opal Roseblossom reviews
We're different than most couples. We aren't openly affectionate, or even civil... ArtemisxMinerva
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Artemis F., Minerva P. - Complete
Edward meets Sherlock Holmes by Van Wolfe reviews
Why did Edward stop hunting criminals? During those brief ten years, he was just like a superhero...So why? Because he met someone. A man named Sherlock Holmes.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, Edward - Complete
What if by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
A series of completely random 'what if' scenarios. OOC sometimes
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,331 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 12/1/2007
100 Things Crowley Would Do Before the World Ended by shewhoguards reviews
Other people plan 100 things to do before they die. Crowley planned 100 things before EVERYBODY died.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,286 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Of Wishes And Fishes by shewhoguards reviews
A dogfish, a catfish, a wishing ring and a holiday in the North of England. What could go wrong?
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,811 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Seduced by a Song by shewhoguards reviews
What we heard in the Pied Piper's music.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
The Raven and the Dove by XxEviexX reviews
Their true colors are perfectly coordinated, making them a perfect match. She looks from afar, trying to find a single imperfection within the flawless pairing, and realizes that in their case, it's not actually what's inside that counts. AH AM
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Respite from Hades by adele4 reviews
Pre-BC Alternate Timeline: Malik and Yami Bakura meet back in Egypt and look for a way to get the Blue Eyes White Dragon, which inadvertently brings back its past vessel, and Rishid gets stuck taking care of her.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Rishid/Odion, Kisara - Complete
Lumberjack by Artemis Day reviews
Light makes a startling confession.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Light Y., Misa A., Near - Complete
Dear Kira by Konoha's Kage reviews
The whole world was affected by the power of Kira. These are five short, unsent letters to Kira from five different people. :Plus a Christmas bonus...:
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Light Y. - Complete
How Crowley Fell Out of Love with the Bentley by Moczo reviews
A bored Crowley wonders what will happen if he puts an actual Best of Queen tape into the Bentley, Aziraphale is not adjusting well to actually selling books, and Hastur knows he wants revenge but isn't sure why or on who.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,932 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the Hogwarts Incident by Singer La chanteuse reviews
Intrigues and betrayals, deceptions and alliances. There is an underground war being fought at Hogwarts, and it's going to take all of Artemis' cunning and technology to bring it into the light. Thankfully he has some friends to watch his back.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,334 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Artemis F.
Falling to Pieces by Silver Pard reviews
Misa loves Light, even when she doesn't.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Misa A., Light Y. - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 2,089 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Count to Ten by Computerfreak101 reviews
Counting down the death toll, of truth and lies and sin. Numbers are just numbers, and so it goes, amen.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Complete
Ember Island Truths by Jakia reviews
After The Gaang experiences bad breakups one right after another, Aang and Sokka devise a way to win back their girls: A love potion, of course! This can't end well... Zuko/Katara, Aang/Toph, Sokka/Suki and Mai/Ty Lee
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,539 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Katara, Zuko
Gone by Scribbler reviews
One Shot. Post-Doma. Valon waited on that beach for a long time. At first he thought he was waiting for her, but maybe he was wrong. Valon/Mai.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Varon/Valon, Mai K./Mai V. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Smelly Marrows by mimbulus-mimbletonia reviews
SPOOF of DH, content is AU, obviously “you were raised in a muggle orphanage, the most noble stock you had contact with was an OXO cube. Face it Voldy, you suck.” CONTENT WARNING. ABANDONED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,016 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Deathnote Dating Gameshow by Sakurazukamori6 reviews
Being the soon to be God of the new world can be a rewarding if lonely job. But do not fear obsessive Kira-worshippers, for Sakura Tv is here to ensure that the savior finds that special somebody. RaitoxL/Mikami/Misa/Takada/Near/Ryuuk.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,521 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Well Met by siltstone reviews
Though she doesn't remember, Sabriel has met Mogget before. Mogget remembers all too well.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,729 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Inkheart: The Facts by Shekiah Rosay reviews
Facts and outlandish observations based on Inkheart. Roxane was cruelly denied a cool nickname like everybody else? Basta is a misunderstood emo kid? Just read.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,005 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
Shimmer by blaqksilence reviews
Intransitive verb: To shine with a soft tremulous or fitful light. Light/Misa
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Light Y., Misa A. - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 2,756 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Vanity by cupcake-chan reviews
Misa doesn't like feeling ugly.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Misa A. - Complete
Through Other Eyes by Splintered Star reviews
Because, despite appearances, not everyone these kids met was a psychopath, Egyptian or otherwise. Some were just normal people, people outside the battles they fought. Ficlets, from the point of views of people who didn't know what was truly going on.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,052 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
Nothingness by Silver Pard reviews
“In the middle of the journey of our life I found myself within a dark forest where the straight path was lost.” L goes wandering in Wonderland.
Crossover - Alice in Wonderland & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/18/2008 - L - Complete
Culture Clash by Rashaka reviews
[drabble series] Zuko & Katara: The True Hollywood Story! A boy, a girl, and a bit of legal confusion equals a love story so powerful it makes baby!Jesus cry. Or it would, if baby!Jesus existed in Avatarverse.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 8,364 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Zuko, Katara
12 Moves Sideways by Silver Pard reviews
Harry thinks the new Defence professor needs watching. Harry Potter/Death Note crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 158 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Harry P., Light Y. - Complete
It Rains on the Living by Serria reviews
She had always thought herself blessed for the precious things that she had, and wondered what she had possibly done to deserve it. Or maybe she had yet to pay the price. It was raining on January 28th, and on that day, Sachiko Yagami lost everything.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Light Y., Soichiro Y. - Complete
Dying for a Cup of Tea by Melora's Daughter reviews
Dilma, the God of Tea, has run out of it. And all because of one tea-deprived human. Set at the start of Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Blind Game by peridot scarves reviews
In the end, there were no winners. Misa x L
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2008 - L, Misa A. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Nurmengard by Eggo Waffles reviews
Harry thought the conversation was getting needlessly tangential, and decided that the quickest way to remedy this was by speaking in capital letters. BUT WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH GRINDELWALD?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Albus D., Hermione G. - Complete
Golgotha by Serria reviews
Near has defeated Light and goes through with his threat of putting the mass murderer in solitary confinement. Through the cold and darkness, Light still clings to Kira as a pillar of righteousness with unwavering belief. Alternate ending, one shot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Light Y., Near - Complete
10 ways JK Rowling Better Not End Deathly Hallows by swim freak 9000 reviews
Well...10 ways JK Rowling better not end Deathly Hallows. It's pretty self explanitory. I'm not sure what else to say, except REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW! PLEASE! Reviewers get world domination and...um....and cookies. Yum!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
Mental Food by LynLin reviews
Don’t think, just do. That was his motto. [Bakuracentric]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Yami Bakura, Thief Bakura - Complete
I Do, or In which Pickett is angry a lot by Zephdae reviews
A parody of the Season 3 mini finale. Tagline: Nothing is safe. Nothing is sacred. Everything WILL be mocked.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,290 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Complete
Should've Thought of That One, Bori by Eggo Waffles reviews
We all wish that Boromir had survived Amon Hen, but have we ever considered the implications? Parody AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,546 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Boromir
Mousecat by Heligoland reviews
[AangxAzula] if you really like. The war is done. Aang and Azula have a conversation fraught with logic in a markedly unpleasant dungeon. Chi gets gunked the hell up. And, not to spoil anything, but the mouse gets away.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Aang, Azula - Complete
Intimate Enemies by rayemars reviews
Mai, Azula, and Ty Lee: how they met, how they managed to be friends, why Azula didn't send them running screaming for the hills [even if she perhaps should have].
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,245 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Mai - Complete
Nightly Visits Part One by Archica reviews
[L x Misa] L is awakened in the middle of the night when someone crawls into his bed. Part of a multifandom series, so don't expect a continuation.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
Metronome by Stradivari reviews
It keeps the music in time whether dead or precise beauty, only the player can tell. :: TLC spoilers. Minerva.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Artemis F. - Complete
Kiss THIS! by Jakia reviews
[zutara drabbles.] A series of ZukoxKatara drabbles, most of them without a plot and involving a kiss. Now a pracically daily souce of instant Zutaraness!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 79 - Words: 49,861 - Reviews: 2043 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Zuko, Katara
Places in Between by tissue paper flowers reviews
[LxLight] Heaven, Hell, and the places in between [Spoilers for end of the series]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/26/2006
Love Thy Enemy by RedNovember reviews
[ZK AU] The mighty Fire Empire rules the entire world, after they conquered it a century ago. Now, almost a hundred years later, a tiny tribe of rebels have sent Katara, an undercover assassin, to kill the Fire Emperor Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,905 - Reviews: 1971 - Favs: 2,104 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 3/26/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Legolas and the Underrated Part of His Anatomy by Celestra reviews
The most underrated part of Legolas' anatomy saves him from a terrible fate. Bit of a MarySue parody sarcastic humour.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Legolas - Complete
All Lined Up and Carrying Flowers by Duckweed reviews
Our favorite fire eater defends his family from a host of lovesick young men armed to the teeth with flowers. Oneshot, set before Inkheart.
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Roxane, Dustfinger - Complete
Sincerely Yours by West Trekker reviews
The Valar would like to address the Mary Sues!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Complete
Can We Keep Him? by Kit Spooner reviews
Three snowgulls, two tiger seals, one penguin and a Fire Nation Prince. The trials of Sokka. [complete, no pairings]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Sokka, Katara - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2198 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Aztec Incident by AgiVega reviews
26-year-old Artemis Fowl gets the greatest surprise of his life when Commander Holly Short pays him a visit, pleading for his help. They need to team up to save their son, whose existence Artemis has been unaware of...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 154,217 - Reviews: 1582 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Middle Earth World by tongue in cheek scribe reviews
Summary: Theme Park giant develops an amusement park based on the world of LOTR. Out of work after the ROTK, the 9 Walkers take jobs playing themselves. How will they survive the most dreaded enemies they have ever faced…tourists? COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,508 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 7/24/2004 - Complete
Five Things by Sailor Comet reviews
Five scenes of five things that might have been but weren't. AU, death.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2004
The Secret Diary of the One Ring by Hobbit-eyes reviews
What if the One Ring had kept a diary?. . . It probably wouldn't have been as strange as this. The Lord of the Rings, from the point of view of the One Ring, who is revealed to be sarcastic, and feels unappreciated and misused. Chapter 3 up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,692 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/23/2004 - Published: 7/31/2003
Maybe by Lisse reviews
Ron and Hermione might be getting married, Harry ponders justifiable homicide, Ginny battles puce robes, and Bill's going to kill them all. Really he is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Unconventional Tale of Aragorn and Arwen by Laziness Incarnate reviews
And they lived happily ever after, except when husband-abuse occurs. CHAPTER 12 UPLOADED! Good lordy, it's a miracle. [On-going]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,509 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 2/16/2002
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1342 - Favs: 2,177 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
Grass by rayemars reviews
The door to the darkness has been opened, and it's the end of the world (as we know it...and Ryou feels fine...).
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2003
Lesser Evil by Lisse reviews
The War of the Ring from the other side. Not all the soldiers in Mordor's army were Orcs.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/6/2003 - Complete
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Aline is once again pulled into the uncreatively titled world of fanfic as civil war breaks out. Will Nikki overcome administrative frustrations? Will her kid sister Jenna ever become a mighty evil overlord? Will D escape telling her origin story? Will Aline ever figure out what's going on? Of course not. Don't be silly.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,037 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/24/2016 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Complete
If Bella Were Sane reviews
The events of Twilight, had Bella been the only sane woman in the Twilight universe. Diarystyle. T because normal teenagers don't say 'Holy crow' when they swear.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Things I Learned From Watching Lost reviews
Lost is a very informative show. Warning: This is stupid.
Lost - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Complete
Cut Brilliance reviews
Near is L, perfected. -A drabble I found while cleaning out some old files.-
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Near - Complete
How 2 B a ttly awsum fanfikshun riter reviews
In which Demetra instructs the world in the mystical way of the fanfic. Parody
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,147 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
Dissonance reviews
They say your demons are of your own design. Light, Kira, why they were the same, why they weren't, and why it never really mattered anyway.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Light Y. - Complete
The Return of Opal Koboi reviews
Opal attempts to take over the world for the...twenty-seventh time, was it?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Artemis F., Opal K. - Complete
Complaints reviews
The Lord of the Rings characters have had enough of fanfiction. What do to but go on a transdimensional adventure of Sue hunting and anthromorphized personifications with a random author off the very site they loathe?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,419 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009
Welcome to Fanfiction reviews
Aline just wanted to write a fanfic. She didn't ask to be thrown into a world of shippers, fangirls, chronically honest reviewers, homicidal canons and general lunacy, and yet, somehow, she was. This is her, trying to cope, and failing. MEGACROSSOVER!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Complete
The Break Room reviews
Life in the Between Book Break Room has never been easy. Upon receiving a copy of Breaking Dawn, the Twilight characters are less than happy. Revamped as of 8.26.09.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Complete
The Documentation of Drabbling reviews
Where drabbles, plot bunnies and other unpolished tidbits go to die.
Underland Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 3/21/2008
Living in Wonderland reviews
Never looking back is hard when his ghost is still hovering behind you, just barely out of sight.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Kitty J. - Complete
The Tragedy of Mary Sue reviews
Mary Sue - truly the most tragic of creatures. After all, they are but puppets to their cruel, ungrammatical mistresses. The appeals they make in the space between the pages are left unheard. One such creature attempts to amend this, and tells her story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
To Kill a Meyerpire reviews
Dem and Storm discuss the ways of killing a Twilight vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/3/2009
Bane of 1337 reviews
Bane's been spending too much time on the internet.
Underland Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Bane, Gregor - Complete
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