Author has written 6 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh.
Art credited to Go-Devil-Daisuke on DA, icon made by me.
"I like my women like I like my coffee. In a plastic cup." or "...covered in bees." - Eddie Izzard
"I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from." - Eddie Izzard
"Nobody has the time. You come in from work and, if you're getting very adventurous, you think 'Tonight we will eat something that has two colours in it.' But you don't. You end up eating bread from the bag, dipping it in anything runnier than bread." - Dylan Moran
"Framley Community College, Fine Art Department require a TRANSFORMER to teach sculpture and ceramics. You will be over 8 feet tall and able to turn into lorry." - The Framley Examiner
"Buggeroo! The Game of anal stuffing. "Take an object, try and stick, it up the arse... and watch it kick!" Not suitable for anyone." - The Framley Examiner
"Well, they could have been friends if only L had given up his stupid morals and become Light's queen,
... Do you stop and listen to yourself sometimes?
When there's men involved? No.
What? Is Mikami the Jester?!
Yes and he watches the abundance of shagging in the throne room from the sidelines and silently