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Author has written 19 stories for Naruto, Death Note, Mythology, and Web Shows.

I'm discontinuing Kidnapped By The Akatsuki and Back with The Akatsuki. I got very tired of the anonymous reviews telling me how bad it was. I KNOW it was bad, I wrote it when I was just 14 and beginning trying to write. I even tried rewriting it a year later and it was still horrible. The negative reviews would have been more tolerable if I could reply to them telling I wrote them years ago and still have a lot to improve on with trying to make my own character. Also, if they would have given me advice on how I could have made it better. I thank you all for the kind reviews I got when people were reading it and actually found it funny. That's what those fics were supposed to be. Neither were really meant to be serious, just a funny little parody of what I thought would be amusing if an Akatsuki fangirl got kidnapped by them. So Back With The Akatsuki is permanently discontinued and will not be updated. However since there are some people who do enjoy it, I'm leaving it up for them.


Favorite Death Note Pairings

BBxL

MelloxNear

BBxNaomi

BBxA


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Desire by Ashley-Sama reviews
What Sesshomaru wants Sesshomaru Gets. Kagome is going to find that out.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 118,724 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
No Man's Land by Island Wolf reviews
[Ashes to Ashes rewrite, Redorbshipping] Time had changed them both, for better and worse, but when the call came to march away they had both answered. They were still soldiers, but instead of gazing at each other across the No Man's Land they stood shoulder to shoulder in the Van. The battlefield was burning, but they were together and in the end that's all that really mattered.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 123,375 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 11/11/2014 - [May/Haruka, Maxie/Matsubusa]
Metamorphosis by Dotti55 reviews
A new take on our favorite Death Note Characters, Lawliet is a senior student at Wammy's, who realizes he cares for Light Yagami. Unfortanely Light was forced to bring someone with him this year; BBxA, MattxMello, LightxL.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 112,326 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/13/2015 - Published: 11/11/2011
Burning Punishments by TheDarkWeapon reviews
The lord of hell has found his son is quite rebellious, how will he punish him...? (Incest, Lemon, Yaoi) These characters belong to Sapphiresenthiss, not me!
Misc. Comics - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Complete
Soaked by Gothic Ghost reviews
A spontaneous snowball fight turns into something more heated. One-shot, JackxElsa, Erotica.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,504 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/6/2014 - Jack Frost, Elsa - Complete
Marble Hornets Secret Santa 2013 by ImprovWrites
My secret santa gift for tumblr user jane-the-killer-richardson. Alex/Amy fluff and the first snowfall of the year.
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2013 - MarbleHornets - Complete
Sex Ed by animallvr682 reviews
Mello is shocked when near asks him some unexpected questions. Instead of answering them all, Mello decides the easiest thing to do would be to show him. Mello X Near Please Review after reading. LEMON WARNING! Some pain, blood, injury, angst, romance.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,002 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Mello, Near
It's Darkest Before The Sun Rises by canibeyourotp reviews
written for mhficweek13; a drabble for every possible Marble Hornets pairing, friendship or otherwise . rating may change .
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,054 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 9/28/2013 - MarbleHornets
Falling Slow for You by ImprovWrites
Alex and Amy have a quiet date night in.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/6/2013 - MarbleHornets - Complete
Jeff the killer and The Slenderman by JJ Dragon reviews
Creepypasta. Jeff is out to visit his family's graves, getting a little sidetracked on the way. However, Liu's body has been taken. Jeff must collect the pages left behind to find out who -or what- has taken his brother. Will he succeed? Or will he fall dead in the hands of an immortal being? Blood/gore/sexual scenes/horror/angst. TO BE REWRITTEN
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,796 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 10/24/2012
Rape Note by class.of.thirteen reviews
"The person whose name is written in this notebook shall be raped." Only for those who can appreciate the pure beauty of crude humor at its rawest.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,256 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 5/7/2012 - L, Light Y.
The Countdown by JJ Dragon reviews
BEN DROWNED fanfic. Something I wrote for the end of the world. Thank you to NejiTenFan for giving me the idea! Probably very out of character, but hopefully, you enjoy it. End of the world. For us and for BEN. The countdown begins.
Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Complete
Presents of Pain and Pleasure by deidaralover4evr reviews
It's L's birthday and the day Beyond decides to take his revenge. What is pain isn't the only goal of his actions? BBXL one-shot, some non-con and language. Please review!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 11/8/2012 - BB, L - Complete
So The Game Begins by Nukian reviews
Looking after L, Matt, Mello and Near is not as easy as you think. All you feel like to them is the maid, but when you follow L to Los Angeles while he works on the BB Murder Cases you encounter someone you never thought you would cross paths with again.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,949 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - L, BB - Complete
Twisted Attractions by Shomichii reviews
L gets kidnapped by an old friend, and the only thing that "friend" wants is a bit of revenge from the last time they met... until L makes plans to get back at him, again and again.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,164 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - L, BB
Rose Shaped Cupcakes by lightningpelt reviews
Hiei wants to do something special for Kurama's birthday, and borrows Yusuke's kitchen. Chaos ensues. Oneshot HAPPY BIRTHDAY KURAMA!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
Family Squabble by FireStorm1991 reviews
One-shot: Just a little drabble on Hiei's response to Kuwabara proposing to his sister.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Hiei, K. Kuwabara - Complete
I Told You Not To Click It! by PyroTalons reviews
L's annoyed, Light's bored, Matsuda's hand-cuffed to a couch...Add in a magic button and all sorts of wonderful chaos begins! Crackfic!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,358 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 8/24/2011 - L, Light Y.
It's not what you think by Adala reviews
Light has a sore wrist from writing in the Death Note and Misa gladly offers her help. But while Light enjoys her caress, he suddenly starts to imagine L pleasuring him instead of Misa
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Light Y., L, Misa A. - Complete
I Love You, by Eiprej reviews
Three words L absolutely refused to believe. "I love you." Implied BeyondxL
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 5/8/2010 - BB, L - Complete
A Pale Shade Of Death by JJ Dragon reviews
Beyond is sick of prison life. Seconds before he tries to kill himself, L comes into play. Now, working together on a case, Beyond must learn to accept the one thing he refuses to believe...He is in love with L. BBxL YAOI Also gore and violence. TO BE REWRITTEN
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,978 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 7/17/2011 - L, BB
Saccharinity by redruMxx13 reviews
L Lawliet is captured by an old enemy he'd presumed to be locked away for life. Will he be killed, or will a bond blossom between the two? Rated M for violence, mature content, bondage, smut, etc. BBxL. In-progress.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,157 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - L, BB - Complete
Dear L by VG Jekyll reviews
Dear L, you totally suck. Sincerely, Kira. (set on Completed, for I haven't had any inspiration for this one in months. Guess it is time to move on. Sorry guys.)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 32 - Words: 15,133 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Candy Canes and Chocolate by Fairylust reviews
Gederswitch, Mello x Girl!Near It's Christmas at Whammy's and Near receives a nice china doll from Mello. When he receives nothing but mistle toe and a note the unexpected happens after he goes to his room. First attempt at a straight fic lemon. ;3
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Near, Mello - Complete
Master Always Knows by ScarStasyaDestiny7722 reviews
I can hear you calling my name while you pleasure yourself at night. Or did you seem to forget I have that ability to tap into your mind using telepathy at any point in time I want." RUN SERAS! RUN!
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Love Game by Fairylust reviews
Yuri genderswitch! Friday night Mello & Near head off on a date, which will eventually become something more due to planning on a certain blonde's behalf. It's a love game. What is the prize? There is a pub, toy store, cafe, & then Whammy's.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,002 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Mello, Near - Complete
Sleep Deprived by Heartless Uchiha reviews
Seras was having a hard time getting to sleep in the mornings. So when Alucard tried to help, her response is rewarded by punishment. SerasxAlucard. LEMONS AHOY! Don't like, don't read. This story was written with the mind set of the anime, I had not read the manga or seen the OVA, please read it with that in mind. Thanks.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Cuddling by Sashocirrione reviews
B and A compete over who is allowed to snuggle with a sleeping L and things get very heated between them.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2011 - A, BB - Complete
Cherry Stem by NeonGreenTwistedMind reviews
Beyond wants L to teach him how to tie a cherry stem in his mouth. And so, L does... FLUFFY! No lemon... But, it's really cute!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/1/2011 - BB, L
Happy Birthday L by meveryrandom reviews
Theres a party in ur bedroom all night long L ;D Lemon, oneshot, BXL, NOT crappy writing!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2011 - L, BB - Complete
Confessions of A Different Nature by DarkJuliet reviews
A goes to a cathedral to confess his sins, but ends up confessing his love on accident. Surprise, Beyond happens to be posing as a priest. Warning, yaoi, sex, and death. Don't read if that offends you. BBxA
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2011 - BB, A - Complete
A Killer Love by GlassSkiin reviews
ONESHOT: Why would B just hand himself in? It doesn't make sense. But then when has B ever been normal. Is it possible to love a cold-hearted Killer? Maybe theres more to B than L ever believed. BBxL Warning: Yaoi Lemon, Bondage, SnM,
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,236 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/4/2011 - BB, L - Complete
Death Note BEYOND by Rue-Ryuzaki reviews
Naomi concluded. To catch a killer, you need a killer. How dangerous a gamble this would be. Especially when the killer in question is none other than Beyond Birthday! BB x Naomi UpDaTeD!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,653 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 6/28/2008 - BB, Naomi M.
MnM's by Martata reviews
A simple little packet of M&M's could be the reason Near is still alive. While Mello is munching away he notices Near on the side of the road. He finds a place in his heart to stop and save him. MxN, MxM and eventual MxNxM.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Mello, Near
The Unanticipated Alliance of the Light Lovers by Darkfire359 reviews
L and Mikami have a mutual love of Light, and hatred of his girlfriend, Misa. They become allies to sabotage this relationship. Filled with pranks, stalking, and more unlikely characters working together. Part L/Light and part Mikami/Light, not Mikami/L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,529 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010 - L, Mikami T.
Fagboys by Fairylust reviews
Matt and Near are gay, but alone and meet each other one night. What will happen after Matt takes Near home? READ and find out! Oneshot!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,635 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Matt, Near - Complete
L After Beyond Birthday II by BeyondLawlietBeyondCompare reviews
In the first story BB was killed by L, but the trauma that L experienced while held hostage by BB is permanently etched in his mind. As a result, L now believes that BB lives inside him.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - L, BB
Beyond Birthday's Guide to Suicide by chibichan998 reviews
Part 2 of Guide to the Perfect Murder. Not to be taken seriously.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2010 - BB - Complete
Beyond Birthday's Guide to the Perfect Murder by chibichan998 reviews
Just as the title says. Not to be taken seriously.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/29/2010 - BB, L - Complete
His Eyes, My Eyes by Miss Sunday Of The 7th Key reviews
H- A girl whose eyes can see through people. She fell in love with the one known as Beyond Birthday. Her life is meaningless without him, but as she shares a night with him, she realizes he was never the person she thought he was. OC LEMON! REQUEST!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/27/2010 - BB - Complete
L After Beyond Birthday by BeyondLawlietBeyondCompare reviews
Beyond is back and hungry for revenge against L and it couldn't have come at worst time. This is the final showdown. Who will win? Please read and review. Rated M for sexual content, violence, and strong language.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,169 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - L, BB - Complete
Wammy House: Period by Inanely-Sane reviews
A "blooper one-shot" of sorts. A problem arises in the middle of the night with one of the girl members of the House. She seeks help from the best-of-the-best L and BB. And of course, B is up to his old tricks again, out to get L. Humor.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2010 - L, BB - Complete
The heat is on by m3otoko reviews
Seras wakes up, and finds out that she's in heat; much to the delight of her mate Alucard. rated M for swearing and sexual content.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Seras, Alucard - Complete
Bloody Strawberries by Mad for Beyond Birthday reviews
This story was a gift to me from my beloved L. Please love it as much as I, and review if you will. My L is wonderful, and a great writer, but L does not have a fanfiction account, so I posted this here. I hope L likes it...and I DO have permission for it
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2010 - BB, L - Complete
Heat by Iridescent Twilight reviews
Mello/Girl!Near, excessive smut, AU, very little plot. A heatwave makes Near's hormones perk up and take notice of a very interested Mello. One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,614 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Mello, Near - Complete
Playing in the backyard by ITILY reviews
Near was about five years old while I was seven, we ventured out together into the wilderness the backyard , playing our little make-believe games..A NearXMello childhood fanfic...Rated T for now...please R & R...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,927 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Mello, Near
33 Percent Guilty Pleasure by o0RainbowParadise0o reviews
Matt has disappeared, and Mello can't find him anywhere on Wammy's House campus. What happens when Mello finds Matt where he least expects him to be...Near's room. This is and Acid!fic that contains smut! :'3
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,779 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Matt, Near - Complete
Smeared Strawberry Jam by xxLemmiexx reviews
L had been the only one that wasn't afraid of him. Warning: Yaoi, Smut, Fluff, just read it. : HEAVY M, people. Rated that way for a reason. Small kiddies are forbidden.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2010 - BB, L - Complete
Dark Shines by Hyakko reviews
What happens if BB and L finally meet face to face? Read to find out!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,672 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2010 - L, BB - Complete
Jam Bandit by NickSparkss reviews
A snapshot in the life of young Beyond Birthday. Follow his epic journey around the Great Coffee Machine, and the Spice Cabinet of Secrets, to acquire his beloved Strawberry Jam!
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2009 - BB - Complete
We Never Got A Chance by Defying Gravity Elsa reviews
After Misa tricks Higuchi into admitting he's Kira, Light's lack of praise only makes her depressed. However, it isn't until she gets an unexpected visit from a quirky detective that she really rethinks their relationship. *Lemon and spoilers.*
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,319 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/14/2009 - L, Misa A. - Complete
According to Plan by PsychoticDemonic reviews
B escaped Wammy's house just as L realizes his mistake. He was wrong to call Beyond Backup, and now, in a dark alley, beyond will take his revenge...but L might enjoy it more than B had intended...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,204 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2009 - BB, L - Complete
Trapped In Snow by o0RainbowParadise0o reviews
Near has disappeared from the orphanage. There's a blizzard going on outside. Where could Near be? Mello makes a promise to the most annoying girl he knows, saying he'll find Near, the last person Mello ever wants to be around...Mello x Near! Mello's POV
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,952 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
Light Likes Cock by ErmengardeSecret reviews
The coarse and vulgar language is both quite apt and yet alien to the bizarre compulsion that has suddenly stricken Light. He is filled with self-loathing, driven mad by an intense yet not really sexual impulse that no one could understand. Least of all L
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,711 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Strip Search by Sakurazukamori6 reviews
L does the unthinkable. L/Raito. L/Misa.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,333 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Not Another Truth or Dare ItaSaku FanFic! by Hypo Prower reviews
Simply put, Naruto and the gang discover fanfiction, and have to...well, live through some of it. It's purely humor, no intentions of offense behind it. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ten Ways to Kill Mikami Teru by Monkey and Cookee reviews
AU. Death Note characters killing Mikami! LxLight or LightxL, whichever you see. Mello, Matt and Near are with them and they're one big family. Kinda crackish. Mikami lovers do not go in! Mikami haters welcome! 10 one shots... -M.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,766 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Light Y., L, Mikami T. - Complete
If You Give Gaara a Cookie by XxEijibabyxX reviews
Giving Gaara cookies could be potentially dangerous.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Gaara - Complete
Nothing Interesting In Life Is Planned by Genjutsu-Dragon reviews
Itachi is tired of his younger brother taking everything in his life for granted. So he removes the one person whom Sasuke doesn't think he'll miss. Itachi plans to break Sasuke's heart...but he may just give his away.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,077 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
We have to do WHAT? by SimplyEdible reviews
Naruto, Sasuke, Neji and Kiba are not amused. Tsunade has called them in for a high ranking mission, but they have to do something that they will not be able to live down - ever. And their female teammates aren't exactly helping the matter. NH,SS,NT.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,218 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Pregnant ABC's by Your Pet Peeve reviews
.:One-shot:. I, Sasuke Uchiha, will tell you how bad Sakura is when she's pregnant. In ABC form. .:SasuSaku:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tobi's Legendary Quest To Be Loved I by Higura Natume reviews
Our Hero, Tobi will embark on a Legendary Quest to find the Legendary love that lies in the hearts of all and win it over. Join our hero as he takes on this challenge to become a Legendary Hero! Deitobi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,440 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Confused by ShadowGirl4496 reviews
Tenten is told to do a dare with Neji at a sleep over. And when shes done, she kisses him And for once in his life, Neji is confused. Very confused. Could this be...Love? Nejis a confused little boy that is about to find out NejiTen SEQUEL OUT NOW
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,061 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
22 Stolen Facts about Uchiha Itachi by Nightly Halo reviews
Ha, just thought this was a funny list to put up. If you love Itachi, then you have to read this, you'll be laughing pretty hard by the end of the list... NEW! CHAPTER 3 HAS BEEN ADDED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
50 Things Rock Lee Isn't Allowed To Do by Hypo Prower reviews
Inspired by 50 things Neji Isn't Allowed to Do, this is the Rock Lee version. Read to learn 50 antics that Lee has performed when we weren't looking...and the funny results.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Lee R. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7140 - Favs: 5,650 - Follows: 2,347 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke's Dictionary by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Let Uchiha Sasuke define the people around him for you. sasusaku. slightly crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 67 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Uchiha Home Videos by shintas1st reviews
The uchiha home videos. Sasuke, age four, gets his own kunai....
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
50 Things Hyuuga Neji is Not Allowed to Do by Emerald707 reviews
In which, is fifty things Hyuuga Neji is no longer allowed to do. Crack!fic, warning of randomness, and humorous traces of yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Neji H. - Complete
Happy Buhday! by ArtemisFowlTheThird reviews
ONESHOT. Gaz's birthday, and there are no birthday greetings whatsoever...UNTIL she gets a visit from someone. GAGF...?
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Gaz, Gir - Complete
150 Things Konoha Shinobi Are Not Allowed To Do by afriendtosell reviews
Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 228 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Tenten's ABC's by Shikamaru Nara's Fangirl reviews
Tenten’s pregnant. Poor Neji… This is the sequel to Gaara’s ABC’s.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Gaara's ABC's by Shikamaru Nara's Fangirl reviews
Teach your kids the ABC's the Gaara way!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Things I am No longer allowed to do in Konoha by Kokkoro no Ookami reviews
I was very bored when I made this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Complete
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All Jay's Fault
For mhficweek13 on tumblr. Prompt from justlovelyinsanity: Jay's reaction after watching the tape with Jessica on it.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/1/2013 - MarbleHornets - Complete
I'll Be Waiting Go To Sleep reviews
A story of Jane the Killers pregnancy after the events of Jeff the Killer vs Jane the Killer. I do not own Noah Blalock, he is an OC created by AyatoNyaa.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/10/2013
Back With The Akatsuki reviews
The much anticipated sequel of Kidnapped by the Akatsuki! Brittani is once again taken, being reunited with her Akatsuki friends! But is this reunion a casual one? Nope, find out why she's back with them in this new adventure! AU Also no more flames, once again only for humor and not to be taken seriously. DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Kidnapped by the Akatsuki reviews
A normal teenager gets kidnapped. And by the Akatsuki! What will happen? Join Brittani through her adventure through trouble, friendship, and humor. Please no more flames about it. I wrote it several years ago and this story is for humor purposes only. Not to be taken seriously.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,992 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Chronicle of a Killer reviews
Beyond's life from his point of view from his birth to his inevitable death. How does the mind of this jam loving killer work? Let's find out.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,035 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/9/2012 - BB
The Finish Line reviews
Mello decides to stay for a little bit at the SPK building to tell Near something. MelloxNear
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Mello, Near - Complete
Our Final Time Together reviews
L is dead, and Beyond just now finds out. What will happen to this heartbroken serial killer?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/8/2010 - BB, L - Complete
My Beyond kun reviews
L is remembering one moment he shared with BB while in the orphanage.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2010 - L, BB - Complete
All Alone reviews
Just something that I wrote cause I was sad. It's L's feeling on his death and what he was thinking at the time.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Light Y., L
Inside the Fire with L reviews
Light is thinking of his lover, L, who is now dead. song-fic! I own nothing!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/16/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
When Tobi is Bored reviews
Tobi is alone. Chaos will happen when he wans to play wih his sempai. Hints of SasoDei! I suck at summarys!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Obito U. - Complete
One Night Changed Our Feelings reviews
Sasori and Deidara are about to have an unexpected night while on the 'Capture Gaara Mission'. This is what I would have made happen if I owned the anime. Which I do not. SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
They've Been Far Away reviews
Sakura was on a familar bench and began singing. A figure soon appears. Who is it? SasuSaku. Dedicated to xBrokenDreamsx!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Zabuza's ABC's reviews
The alphabet of Zabuza. Sequel to Haku's ABC's. I OWN NOTHING!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Zabuza M. - Complete
What's Going On In There? reviews
Kakashi thinks that something interesting is going on in Sakura's room. But what? Find out inside! SasuSaku ONESHOT!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Neji's Dictionary reviews
Tenten discovers a book in Neji's room that different from others. Warning! There is slight Sakura and Lee bashing! I hold nothing againist them! Neji is really OOC!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Itachi Got Run Over By A Reindeer reviews
The title says it all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
The Two Plans That Lead To Their Confessions reviews
Neji and Tenten get plans to trick each other to see if one of them likes the other. NejiTen and mentions of SasuSaku, and TemShika
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Truth or Dare at Temari's house reviews
What chaos will ensure when Temari hosts a sleepover?It's my first story so please be nice. NejiTen, SasuSaku, TemaShika
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
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