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Author has written 19 stories for Naruto, Death Note, Mythology, and Web Shows.

I'm discontinuing Kidnapped By The Akatsuki and Back with The Akatsuki. I got very tired of the anonymous reviews telling me how bad it was. I KNOW it was bad, I wrote it when I was just 14 and beginning trying to write. I even tried rewriting it a year later and it was still horrible. The negative reviews would have been more tolerable if I could reply to them telling I wrote them years ago and still have a lot to improve on with trying to make my own character. Also, if they would have given me advice on how I could have made it better. I thank you all for the kind reviews I got when people were reading it and actually found it funny. That's what those fics were supposed to be. Neither were really meant to be serious, just a funny little parody of what I thought would be amusing if an Akatsuki fangirl got kidnapped by them. So Back With The Akatsuki is permanently discontinued and will not be updated. However since there are some people who do enjoy it, I'm leaving it up for them.


Favorite Death Note Pairings

BBxL

MelloxNear

BBxNaomi

BBxA


There are a lot of copy and paste stuff here!

If you love Beyond Birthday, copy and paste this into your profile

Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever talked back to the tv, copy and paste this into your profile!

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you're one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on in if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, copy this into your profile

Marriage is a human right, not a heterosexual privilege. Add this to your profile if you agree.

If you think Nate "Near" River is a cuddly little creature, copy/paste this onto your profile.

If you cried when L Lawliet died, copy this into your profile.

"Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you do insult them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes."

Deidara will never be forgotten and will live on in our hearts. If you think this copy and paste this in your profile.


List 10 Death Note characters in no order and answer the following questions:

(I just had to do this - so much fun!)

1) Mikami

2) Matt

3) Misa

4) Light

5) L

6) Naomi

7) Near

8) Takada

9) Beyond

10) Mello

What would you do if:

1) Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Mikami? Mikami what are you doing in here?! ... Either leave or get in here next to me.

2) Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you’re showering?

Misa: .////////////////////. Um...

3) Number 4 announced they’re going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Light marry Beyond? NOOOOO!!!!!! BB, get your sexy ass back to L!!!!!!

4) Number 5 cooked you dinner?

L? Awwh! ///// ((it was probably all sweets but I'll gladly share))

5) Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach sleeping?

Naomi? .///////////. Resisting urges...

6) Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Near? Wow... Well he's so cute so I'll raise him as a child!

7) Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Takada? Probably a cat fight with her, Misa, and Mikami over Light

8) Number 9 made fun of your friends?

He has to remember, he's one of them!

9) Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Mello? ;A; Mello... TTTT

10) Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

((you mean other than Kira and BB?)) Mikami might help if I bribe him.

11) You’re on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Matt? He might not really care but might play some games with me.

12) It’s your birthday. What will 3 give you?

Misa? Hopefully something gothic!

13) You’re stuck in a house that’s on fire. What does 4 do?

Light? He'll laugh hysterically at my fate.

14) You’re about to do something that’ll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

L? He probably won't know what to do.

15) You’re about to marry number 10. What’s 1’s reaction?

Mello with Mikami's reaction? Mikami: *too busy having a Sakujogasm to care*

16) You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Near? If he cares, he might want to make a puzzle with me.

17) You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Beyond? He might give me a knife to use.

18) You can’t stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Mello? He'll point a gun and threaten me.

19) Number 1 is all you’ve ever dreamed of. Why?

Mikami? He's loyal, got good hair, and sexy glasses!

20) Number 2 tells you about their deeply hidden love for number 9.

Matt loves Beyond? Um... Well go for it! I love Beyond too but he's not into me.

21) You’re dating 3 and they introduce you to their parents. Would you get along?

Misa's parents died long ago.

22) Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

Light? Back off Kiraface!!!!

23) Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

L and Naomi? Doubt it, but could happen.

24) Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Naomi? Chances are I've been with her already.

25) You had a haircut and 7 can’t stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Near? "... He's staring... Does it look weird? Or does he like it...?"

26) Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Takada? I'll be with her!!!!

27) Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an e-mail. Now what?

.//////////. I'd glomp him and confess that I've always loved him too!

28) You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Mello kissed Mikami? Wow... *watches quietly*

29) You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

Misa and Light? She might be raping him...

30) Could 1 and 6 be soulmates?

Mikami and Naomi? Nope.

31) Would 2 trust 5?

Matt trust L? Yep!

32) Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Light pokes Mello? A fight would ensure.

33) 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Mikami and L? Psychology or Law.

34) If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?

Misa and Naomi? I have no idea...

35) 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Near and Beyond? To be L's successor.

36) 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Takada gives L one? I don't think L wants his haircut.

37) What 6’s perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Naomi? Her soulmate is Raye.

38) 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Probably something involving bondage or S&M.

39) 1 accidentally kicked 10.

Mikami kicked Mello? Another fight.

40) 2 sent a message to their bf/gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

Matt to Beyond? Beyond would try to take advantage of him. coughcoughrapehimcough.

41) 5 and 6 did a workout together.

L and Naomi? They practiced caporiera.

42) 6 noticed they weren’t invited to your birthday?

Naomi? I don't think she'd care.

43) 7 won the lottery.

Near? He wouldn't care too much. But he'd spend all the money on toys.

44) 8 had quite a big secret.

Takada? yeah, that she's the 4th Kira!!!!

45) 9 became a singer.

Beyond? *watches*

46) 10 got a daughter.

Mello? Wow...

47) What would 1 think of 2?

Mikami think of Matt? Mikami: YOUAREATHREATTOKAMISAMA!!!!!!!!

48) How would 3 greet 4?

Misa greet Light? Misa: LIGHTOOOOO

49) What would 4 envy about 5?

Light envy about L? Everything =w=

50)What dream would 5 have about 6?

L about Naomi? Probably something sexual that he had no idea he was capable of dreaming.

51) What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Naomi and Near? That they've worked with L in some way.

52) What would make 7 angry at 8?

Near angry at Takada? That she's the 4th Kira.

53) Where would 8 meet 9?

Takada meet Beyond? Hmm... Good question.

54) What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Beyond never tell Mello? Beyond loves bragging about things he's done. He's not one to keep secrets.

55) What would make 10 scared of 1?

Mello afraid of Mikami? Wouldn't happen.


THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE =D
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD…
Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference
between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!
Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...
Well, Shit Happens!!

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Metamorphosis by Dotti55 reviews
A new take on our favorite Death Note Characters, Lawliet is a senior student at Wammy's, who realizes he cares for Light Yagami. Unfortanely Light was forced to bring someone with him this year; BBxA, MattxMello, LightxL.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,743 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 11/11/2011
Marble Hornets Secret Santa 2013 by ImprovWrites
My secret santa gift for tumblr user jane-the-killer-richardson. Alex/Amy fluff and the first snowfall of the year.
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2013 - MarbleHornets - Complete
Desire by Ashley-Sama reviews
What Sesshomaru wants Sesshomaru Gets. Kagome is going to find that out.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 99,859 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
Sex Ed by animallvr682 reviews
Mello is shocked when near asks him some unexpected questions. Instead of answering them all, Mello decides the easiest thing to do would be to show him. Mello X Near Please Review after reading. LEMON WARNING! Some pain, blood, injury, angst, romance.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,002 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Mello, Near
It's Darkest Before The Sun Rises by canibeyourotp reviews
written for mhficweek13; a drabble for every possible Marble Hornets pairing, friendship or otherwise . rating may change .
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,054 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 9/28/2013 - MarbleHornets
Falling Slow for You by ImprovWrites
Alex and Amy have a quiet date night in.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/6/2013 - MarbleHornets - Complete
Jeff the killer and The Slenderman by JJ Dragon reviews
Creepypasta. Jeff is out to visit his family's graves, getting a little sidetracked on the way. However, Liu's body has been taken. Jeff must collect the pages left behind to find out who -or what- has taken his brother. Will he succeed? Or will he fall dead in the hands of an immortal being? Blood/gore/sexual scenes/horror/angst.
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,796 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 10/24/2012
Rape Note by class.of.thirteen reviews
"The person whose name is written in this notebook shall be raped." Only for those who can appreciate the pure beauty of crude humor at its rawest.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,256 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 5/7/2012 - L, Light Y.
The Countdown by JJ Dragon reviews
BEN DROWNED fanfic. Something I wrote for the end of the world. Thank you to NejiTenFan for giving me the idea! Probably very out of character, but hopefully, you enjoy it. End of the world. For us and for BEN. The countdown begins.
Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Complete
Presents of Pain and Pleasure by deidaralover4evr reviews
It's L's birthday and the day Beyond decides to take his revenge. What is pain isn't the only goal of his actions? BBXL one-shot, some non-con and language. Please review!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 11/8/2012 - BB, L - Complete
So The Game Begins by Nukian reviews
Looking after L, Matt, Mello and Near is not as easy as you think. All you feel like to them is the maid, but when you follow L to Los Angeles while he works on the BB Murder Cases you encounter someone you never thought you would cross paths with again.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,949 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - L, BB - Complete
Twisted Attractions by Mirai Kusakurin reviews
L gets kidnapped by an old friend, and the only thing that "friend" wants is a bit of revenge from the last time they met... until L makes plans to get back at him, again and again.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,164 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - L, BB
Rose Shaped Cupcakes by lightningpelt reviews
Hiei wants to do something special for Kurama's birthday, and borrows Yusuke's kitchen. Chaos ensues. Oneshot HAPPY BIRTHDAY KURAMA!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
Family Squabble by FireStorm1991 reviews
One-shot: Just a little drabble on Hiei's response to Kuwabara proposing to his sister.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Hiei, K. Kuwabara - Complete
I Told You Not To Click It! by Stormygio reviews
L's annoyed, Light's bored, Matsuda's hand-cuffed to a couch...Add in a magic button and all sorts of wonderful chaos begins! Crackfic!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,358 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 8/24/2011 - L, Light Y.
It's not what you think by Adala reviews
Light has a sore wrist from writing in the Death Note and Misa gladly offers her help. But while Light enjoys her caress, he suddenly starts to imagine L pleasuring him instead of Misa
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Light Y., L
I Love You, by Eiprej reviews
Three words L absolutely refused to believe. "I love you." Implied BeyondxL
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 5/8/2010 - BB, L - Complete
A Pale Shade Of Death by JJ Dragon reviews
Beyond is sick of prison life. Seconds before he tries to kill himself, L comes into play. Now, working together on a case, Beyond must learn to accept the one thing he refuses to believe...He is in love with L. BBxL YAOI Also gore and violence.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,978 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 7/17/2011 - BB, L
Saccharinity by redruMxx13 reviews
L Lawliet is captured by an old enemy he'd presumed to be locked away for life. Will he be killed, or will a bond blossom between the two? Rated M for violence, mature content, bondage, smut, etc. BBxL. In-progress.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,157 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - L, BB - Complete
Dear L by VG Jekyll reviews
Dear L, you totally suck. Sincerely, Kira. (set on Completed, for I haven't had any inspiration for this one in months. Guess it is time to move on. Sorry guys.)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 32 - Words: 15,133 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Candy Canes and Chocolate by Fairylust reviews
Gederswitch, Mello x Girl!Near It's Christmas at Whammy's and Near receives a nice china doll from Mello. When he receives nothing but mistle toe and a note the unexpected happens after he goes to his room. First attempt at a straight fic lemon. ;3
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Near, Mello - Complete
Master Always Knows by ScarStasyaDestiny7722 reviews
I can hear you calling my name while you pleasure yourself at night. Or did you seem to forget I have that ability to tap into your mind using telepathy at any point in time I want." RUN SERAS! RUN!
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Love Game by Fairylust reviews
Yuri genderswitch! Friday night Mello & Near head off on a date, which will eventually become something more due to planning on a certain blonde's behalf. It's a love game. What is the prize? There is a pub, toy store, cafe, & then Whammy's.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,002 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Mello, Near - Complete
Sleep Deprived by Heartless Uchiha reviews
Seras was having a hard time getting to sleep in the mornings. So when Alucard tried to help, her response is rewarded by punishment. SerasxAlucard. LEMONS AHOY! Don't like, don't read. This story was written with the mind set of the anime, I had not read the manga or seen the OVA, please read it with that in mind. Thanks.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Cuddling by Sashocirrione reviews
B and A compete over who is allowed to snuggle with a sleeping L and things get very heated between them.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2011 - A, BB - Complete
Cherry Stem by Beyond.Twisted13 reviews
Beyond wants L to teach him how to tie a cherry stem in his mouth. And so, L does... FLUFFY! No lemon... But, it's really cute!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/1/2011 - BB, L
Happy Birthday L by meveryrandom reviews
Theres a party in ur bedroom all night long L ;D Lemon, oneshot, BXL, NOT crappy writing!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2011 - L, BB - Complete
Confessions of A Different Nature by DarkJuliet reviews
A goes to a cathedral to confess his sins, but ends up confessing his love on accident. Surprise, Beyond happens to be posing as a priest. Warning, yaoi, sex, and death. Don't read if that offends you. BBxA
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2011 - BB, A - Complete
A Killer Love by GlassSkiin reviews
ONESHOT: Why would B just hand himself in? It doesn't make sense. But then when has B ever been normal. Is it possible to love a cold-hearted Killer? Maybe theres more to B than L ever believed. BBxL Warning: Yaoi Lemon, Bondage, SnM,
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,236 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/4/2011 - BB, L - Complete
Death Note BEYOND by Rue-Ryuzaki reviews
Naomi concluded. To catch a killer, you need a killer. How dangerous a gamble this would be. Especially when the killer in question is none other than Beyond Birthday! BB x Naomi UpDaTeD!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,653 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 6/28/2008 - BB, Naomi M.
MnM's by Martata reviews
A simple little packet of M&M's could be the reason Near is still alive. While Mello is munching away he notices Near on the side of the road. He finds a place in his heart to stop and save him. MxN, MxM and eventual MxNxM.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Mello, Near
The Unanticipated Alliance of the Light Lovers by Darkfire359 reviews
L and Mikami have a mutual love of Light, and hatred of his girlfriend, Misa. They become allies to sabotage this relationship. Filled with pranks, stalking, and more unlikely characters working together. Part L/Light and part Mikami/Light, not Mikami/L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,529 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010 - L, Mikami T.
Fagboys by Fairylust reviews
Matt and Near are gay, but alone and meet each other one night. What will happen after Matt takes Near home? READ and find out! Oneshot!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,635 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Matt, Near - Complete
L After Beyond Birthday II by BeyondLawlietBeyondCompare reviews
In the first story BB was killed by L, but the trauma that L experienced while held hostage by BB is permanently etched in his mind. As a result, L now believes that BB lives inside him.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - L, BB
Beyond Birthday's Guide to Suicide by chibichan998 reviews
Part 2 of Guide to the Perfect Murder. Not to be taken seriously.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Published: 7/29/2010 - BB - Complete
Beyond Birthday's Guide to the Perfect Murder by chibichan998 reviews
Just as the title says. Not to be taken seriously.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2010 - BB, L - Complete
His Eyes, My Eyes by Miss Sunday Of The 7th Key reviews
H- A girl whose eyes can see through people. She fell in love with the one known as Beyond Birthday. Her life is meaningless without him, but as she shares a night with him, she realizes he was never the person she thought he was. OC LEMON! REQUEST!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2010 - BB - Complete
L After Beyond Birthday by BeyondLawlietBeyondCompare reviews
Beyond is back and hungry for revenge against L and it couldn't have come at worst time. This is the final showdown. Who will win? Please read and review. Rated M for sexual content, violence, and strong language.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,169 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - L, BB - Complete
Wammy House: Period by Inanely-Sane reviews
A "blooper one-shot" of sorts. A problem arises in the middle of the night with one of the girl members of the House. She seeks help from the best-of-the-best L and BB. And of course, B is up to his old tricks again, out to get L. Humor.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2010 - L, BB - Complete
The heat is on by m3otoko reviews
Seras wakes up, and finds out that she's in heat; much to the delight of her mate Alucard. rated M for swearing and sexual content.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Seras, Alucard - Complete
Bloody Strawberries by Mad for Beyond Birthday reviews
This story was a gift to me from my beloved L. Please love it as much as I, and review if you will. My L is wonderful, and a great writer, but L does not have a fanfiction account, so I posted this here. I hope L likes it...and I DO have permission for it
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2010 - BB, L - Complete
Heat by Iridescent Twilight reviews
Mello/Girl!Near, excessive smut, AU, very little plot. A heatwave makes Near's hormones perk up and take notice of a very interested Mello. One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,614 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Mello, Near - Complete
Playing in the backyard by ITILY reviews
Near was about five years old while I was seven, we ventured out together into the wilderness the backyard , playing our little make-believe games..A NearXMello childhood fanfic...Rated T for now...please R & R...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,927 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Mello, Near
33 Percent Guilty Pleasure by o0RainbowParadise0o reviews
Matt has disappeared, and Mello can't find him anywhere on Wammy's House campus. What happens when Mello finds Matt where he least expects him to be...Near's room. This is and Acid!fic that contains smut! :'3
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,779 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Matt, Near - Complete
Smeared Strawberry Jam by xxLemmiexx reviews
L had been the only one that wasn't afraid of him. Warning: Yaoi, Smut, Fluff, just read it. : HEAVY M, people. Rated that way for a reason. Small kiddies are forbidden.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2010 - BB, L - Complete
Dark Shines by Hyakko reviews
What happens if BB and L finally meet face to face? Read to find out!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,672 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2010 - L, BB - Complete
Jam Bandit by NickSparkss reviews
A snapshot in the life of young Beyond Birthday. Follow his epic journey around the Great Coffee Machine, and the Spice Cabinet of Secrets, to acquire his beloved Strawberry Jam!
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2009 - BB - Complete
We Never Got A Chance by Defying Gravity Elsa reviews
After Misa tricks Higuchi into admitting he's Kira, Light's lack of praise only makes her depressed. However, it isn't until she gets an unexpected visit from a quirky detective that she really rethinks their relationship. *Lemon and spoilers.*
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,319 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2009 - L, Misa A. - Complete
According to Plan by PsychoticDemonic reviews
B escaped Wammy's house just as L realizes his mistake. He was wrong to call Beyond Backup, and now, in a dark alley, beyond will take his revenge...but L might enjoy it more than B had intended...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,204 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2009 - BB, L - Complete
Trapped In Snow by o0RainbowParadise0o reviews
Near has disappeared from the orphanage. There's a blizzard going on outside. Where could Near be? Mello makes a promise to the most annoying girl he knows, saying he'll find Near, the last person Mello ever wants to be around...Mello x Near! Mello's POV
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,952 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
Light Likes Cock by ErmengardeSecret reviews
The coarse and vulgar language is both quite apt and yet alien to the bizarre compulsion that has suddenly stricken Light. He is filled with self-loathing, driven mad by an intense yet not really sexual impulse that no one could understand. Least of all L
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,711 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Strip Search by Sakurazukamori6 reviews
L does the unthinkable. L/Raito. L/Misa.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,333 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Not Another Truth or Dare ItaSaku FanFic! by Hypo Prower reviews
Simply put, Naruto and the gang discover fanfiction, and have to...well, live through some of it. It's purely humor, no intentions of offense behind it. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ten Ways to Kill Mikami Teru by Monkey and Cookee reviews
AU. Death Note characters killing Mikami! LxLight or LightxL, whichever you see. Mello, Matt and Near are with them and they're one big family. Kinda crackish. Mikami lovers do not go in! Mikami haters welcome! 10 one shots... -M.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,766 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Light Y., L, Mikami T. - Complete
If You Give Gaara a Cookie by XxEijibabyxX reviews
Giving Gaara cookies could be potentially dangerous.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Gaara - Complete
Nothing Interesting In Life Is Planned by Genjutsu-Dragon reviews
Itachi is tired of his younger brother taking everything in his life for granted. So he removes the one person whom Sasuke doesn't think he'll miss. Itachi plans to break Sasuke's heart...but he may just give his away.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,077 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
We have to do WHAT? by SimplyEdible reviews
Naruto, Sasuke, Neji and Kiba are not amused. Tsunade has called them in for a high ranking mission, but they have to do something that they will not be able to live down - ever. And their female teammates aren't exactly helping the matter. NH,SS,NT.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,218 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Pregnant ABC's by Your Pet Peeve reviews
.:One-shot:. I, Sasuke Uchiha, will tell you how bad Sakura is when she's pregnant. In ABC form. .:SasuSaku:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tobi's Legendary Quest To Be Loved I by Higura Natume reviews
Our Hero, Tobi will embark on a Legendary Quest to find the Legendary love that lies in the hearts of all and win it over. Join our hero as he takes on this challenge to become a Legendary Hero! Deitobi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,440 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Confused by ShadowGirl4496 reviews
Tenten is told to do a dare with Neji at a sleep over. And when shes done, she kisses him And for once in his life, Neji is confused. Very confused. Could this be...Love? Nejis a confused little boy that is about to find out NejiTen SEQUEL OUT NOW
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,061 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
22 Stolen Facts about Uchiha Itachi by Nightly Halo reviews
Ha, just thought this was a funny list to put up. If you love Itachi, then you have to read this, you'll be laughing pretty hard by the end of the list... NEW! CHAPTER 3 HAS BEEN ADDED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
50 Things Rock Lee Isn't Allowed To Do by Hypo Prower reviews
Inspired by 50 things Neji Isn't Allowed to Do, this is the Rock Lee version. Read to learn 50 antics that Lee has performed when we weren't looking...and the funny results.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Lee R. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 6934 - Favs: 5,140 - Follows: 2,087 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke's Dictionary by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Let Uchiha Sasuke define the people around him for you. sasusaku. slightly crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Uchiha Home Videos by shintas1st reviews
The uchiha home videos. Sasuke, age four, gets his own kunai....
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
50 Things Hyuuga Neji is Not Allowed to Do by Emerald707 reviews
In which, is fifty things Hyuuga Neji is no longer allowed to do. Crack!fic, warning of randomness, and humorous traces of yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Neji H. - Complete
Happy Buhday! by ArtemisFowlTheThird reviews
ONESHOT. Gaz's birthday, and there are no birthday greetings whatsoever...UNTIL she gets a visit from someone. GAGF...?
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Gaz, Gir - Complete
150 Things Konoha Shinobi Are Not Allowed To Do by afriendtosell reviews
Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 155 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Tenten's ABC's by Shikamaru Nara's Fangirl reviews
Tenten’s pregnant. Poor Neji… This is the sequel to Gaara’s ABC’s.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Gaara's ABC's by Shikamaru Nara's Fangirl reviews
Teach your kids the ABC's the Gaara way!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Things I am No longer allowed to do in Konoha by Kokkoro no Ookami reviews
I was very bored when I made this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Complete
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All Jay's Fault
For mhficweek13 on tumblr. Prompt from justlovelyinsanity: Jay's reaction after watching the tape with Jessica on it.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Published: 10/1/2013 - MarbleHornets - Complete
I'll Be Waiting Go To Sleep reviews
A story of Jane the Killers pregnancy after the events of Jeff the Killer vs Jane the Killer. I do not own Noah Blalock, he is an OC created by AyatoNyaa.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2013
Back With The Akatsuki reviews
The much anticipated sequel of Kidnapped by the Akatsuki! Brittani is once again taken, being reunited with her Akatsuki friends! But is this reunion a casual one? Nope, find out why she's back with them in this new adventure! AU Also no more flames, once again only for humor and not to be taken seriously. DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Kidnapped by the Akatsuki reviews
A normal teenager gets kidnapped. And by the Akatsuki! What will happen? Join Brittani through her adventure through trouble, friendship, and humor. Please no more flames about it. I wrote it several years ago and this story is for humor purposes only. Not to be taken seriously.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,992 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Chronicle of a Killer reviews
Beyond's life from his point of view from his birth to his inevitable death. How does the mind of this jam loving killer work? Let's find out.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,035 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/9/2012 - BB
The Finish Line reviews
Mello decides to stay for a little bit at the SPK building to tell Near something. MelloxNear
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Mello, Near - Complete
Our Final Time Together reviews
L is dead, and Beyond just now finds out. What will happen to this heartbroken serial killer?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/8/2010 - BB, L - Complete
My Beyond kun reviews
L is remembering one moment he shared with BB while in the orphanage.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2010 - L, BB - Complete
All Alone reviews
Just something that I wrote cause I was sad. It's L's feeling on his death and what he was thinking at the time.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Light Y., L
Inside the Fire with L reviews
Light is thinking of his lover, L, who is now dead. song-fic! I own nothing!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/16/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
When Tobi is Bored reviews
Tobi is alone. Chaos will happen when he wans to play wih his sempai. Hints of SasoDei! I suck at summarys!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
One Night Changed Our Feelings reviews
Sasori and Deidara are about to have an unexpected night while on the 'Capture Gaara Mission'. This is what I would have made happen if I owned the anime. Which I do not. SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
They've Been Far Away reviews
Sakura was on a familar bench and began singing. A figure soon appears. Who is it? SasuSaku. Dedicated to xBrokenDreamsx!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Zabuza's ABC's reviews
The alphabet of Zabuza. Sequel to Haku's ABC's. I OWN NOTHING!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Zabuza M. - Complete
What's Going On In There? reviews
Kakashi thinks that something interesting is going on in Sakura's room. But what? Find out inside! SasuSaku ONESHOT!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Neji's Dictionary reviews
Tenten discovers a book in Neji's room that different from others. Warning! There is slight Sakura and Lee bashing! I hold nothing againist them! Neji is really OOC!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Itachi Got Run Over By A Reindeer reviews
The title says it all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
The Two Plans That Lead To Their Confessions reviews
Neji and Tenten get plans to trick each other to see if one of them likes the other. NejiTen and mentions of SasuSaku, and TemShika
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Truth or Dare at Temari's house reviews
What chaos will ensure when Temari hosts a sleepover?It's my first story so please be nice. NejiTen, SasuSaku, TemaShika
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
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