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Author has written 20 stories for Harry Potter.

Inside of a book,

A story thee tell,

With a damsel, a knight, and a moral to dwell,

A sprinkle of happiness,

Poof of despair,

A felon, a sidekick

A villainous lair,

A curse and some poison,

Of which I’m a fan,

Till the barbie-doll woman,

Is saved by a man,

-Suitsu

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New Blood by artemisgirl reviews
Sorted into Slytherin with the whisper of prophecy around her, Hermione refuses to bow down to the blood prejudices that poison the wizarding world. Carving her own path forward, Hermione chooses to make her own destiny, not as a Muggleborn, a halfblood, or as a pureblood... but as a New Blood, and everything the mysterious term means. ((Short chapters, done scene by scene))
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 386 - Words: 989,331 - Reviews: 39666 - Favs: 7,632 - Follows: 9,238 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 8/31/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z.
In Willing Sacrifice by GeMerope reviews
When Harry Potter has the opportunity to erase Voldemort before the Dark Lord can resurrect, he finds out that walking a fine line between his own morality and the good of this world is more complicated than Harry could have ever imagined. Slow Burn, eventual HPLV.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 92 - Words: 991,784 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 1,532 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 6/23/2018 - [Harry P., Voldemort]
Harry Potter, Squatter by Enterprise1701-d reviews
Based on a challenge by Gabriel Herrol. A young Harry Potter is abandoned in new York by the Dursleys. He finds his way onto Olympus and starts squatting in an abandoned temple...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 520,791 - Reviews: 10731 - Favs: 17,417 - Follows: 19,853 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 5/1/2019 - Harry P., Hestia
The odds were never in my favour by Antony444 reviews
Ten years of life at the Dursleys have healed Alexandra Potter of any good feelings she might have towards her aunt, uncle and cousin, leaving her friendless and sarcastic about life. On her eleventh birthday, a letter sent by a school of magic may give her a providential escape. Except, of course, things may not be that simple for a girl fan of the Lord of the Rings...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 93 - Words: 846,357 - Reviews: 3705 - Favs: 4,429 - Follows: 4,981 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 9/20/2015
I hope our story has a happier ending by everydaynerd reviews
hermione's life becomes exponentially better when she begins speaking to her soulmate on her 10th birthday; he's her best friend from there on out-gets her though the worst days without fail. two years later, she & draco forge an unexpected friendship no one else can know about, each with no idea the other is the soul mate they believe to be muggle
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 54 - Words: 300,021 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 10/27/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M.
endnote by ArgentNoelle reviews
It takes Light twenty years to use up both Death Notes. [post-canon/Kira wins AU]
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8 - Light Y., Sayu Y., Ryuk - Complete
Laughing All the Way to London by AppoApples reviews
Harry is a single father trying to raise his godson, Teddy. Unable to ensure his son's safety in the wizarding world he goes into hiding in the muggle one. But one trip to London will undo all of his precautions. Thrown back to the past, Harry finds himself falling into the arms of a woman who once spared his life. No paradox,Light/BadassHarry. T/M rated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,251 - Reviews: 3547 - Favs: 8,593 - Follows: 9,574 - Updated: 7/26/2021 - Published: 1/8/2019 - [Harry P., Narcissa M.] Teddy L. - Complete
Ginny Weasley and the Inheritance of Destiny by CPO Backstreet reviews
What if Voldemort had gone after a different child that night? Ginny Weasley starts at Hogwarts to find her reputation precedes her and the events of eleven years earlier continue to haunt the wizarding world as she tries to find her place in it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 61,988 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/4/2021 - Published: 3/14/2020 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] [Hermione G., Neville L.] - Complete
Bad Education by magicspacehole reviews
What he had pictured in his head when he'd first thought of teaching were long, sweeping orations, students hanging on his every word, young minds being taken in and inspired by his message. What he did not fully consider, however, was that he would actually have to teach. (In which Tom Riddle begins teaching at Hogwarts and realizes just what a horribly stupid idea it was.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 88,348 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 4/3/2021 - Published: 10/16/2020 - Albus D., Minerva M., Tom R. Jr.
The Futile Facade by murkybluematter reviews
Harriet Potter is back for a fourth year of quietly masquerading as her pureblooded cousin in order to pursue her dream. There are those in the Wizarding World who refuse to see her fade into the background, however, and when the forces she's been ignoring conspire to bring her to the fore, it will take everything she has to see her artifice through. Alanna the Lioness take on HP4.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 475,260 - Reviews: 5207 - Favs: 2,992 - Follows: 3,161 - Updated: 1/28/2021 - Published: 4/23/2016 - Harry P., OC - Complete
The Neglected House and its Champions by Cherry Blossom Angel 18 reviews
What if Cedric Diggory wasn't the only champion to come from Hufflepuff house? What if Harry had someone looking out for him since before his first day at Hogwarts? I bring you the story of two Hufflepuffs who stick to the shadows and try not to get themselves noticed. Some eventual exploration of Cursed Child. Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 159 - Words: 179,016 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/17/2020 - Published: 8/3/2016 - Complete
2 Kids Who Are Not Harry Potter And the Chamber of Secrets by CampfirePsychologist reviews
Danger to Hermione's life drives Draco headfirst into a fifty-year-old mystery, an unlikely alliance, and his own family history. But is he prepared for what he finds there? Sequel to "2 Kids Who Are Not Harry Potter And the Sorcerer's Stone."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,631 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/29/2020 - Published: 10/14/2020 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry's Birthday by Batmanfan12 reviews
Harry is VERY upset when our favorite Dark Lord forgets his birthday
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/28/2020 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Philosopher's Red Herring by White Squirrel reviews
At the end of first year, Harry gets an unexpected visitor with some even more unexpected news, and a new plan for his future. UP FOR ADOPTION.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,326 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 5/17/2017 - Published: 4/16/2015 - Harry P., Nicolas F.
Rebirth by Athey reviews
Two boys grow up together in an orphanage, grow powerful at school, are torn apart by death and brought back together by rebirth. Horcruxes aren't the only way to live forever. Necromancy, reincarnation, TR/HP Slash dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 269,743 - Reviews: 3100 - Favs: 8,398 - Follows: 6,229 - Updated: 8/16/2015 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 3342 - Favs: 9,420 - Follows: 10,896 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Harry and Mione's Horcrux Hunt by Hippogriffgirl42 reviews
Basically what I think is going to happen in book seven Harry and Mione go on a quest to discover the Horcruxes, and maybe romance! A mustread for Ginnyhaters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,084 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
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(Coffee) Beans of Justice reviews
SUMMARY: Harry Potter is seven years old when he finds out Voldemort's true identity: Tom Marvolo Riddle, a bartender at the 'Cafe Moste Evile'. If only anyone would believe him. or In which Voldemort is trying to be a supervillain but people don't know anything, Harry Potter is a cute little smol bean, Tom Marvolo Riddle is deathly afraid of fangirls, and chaos reigns supreme.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/28/2021 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Keep me 'till the petals fall (and even then, hold me close) reviews
The Rose Robberies have been stumping the best of Scotland Yard for two years. Now they've put Harry Potter on the case. He's not the best (or so they think,). The ink on his diploma is still wet. But he did pretty well in analysis, maybe he'll spot something they didn't. or In which Harry Potter is a detective, a criminal, and a mastermind in no particular order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/20/2021 - Harry P.
Kissing Corpses (didnt know you'd wake) reviews
He had been poisoned by Albus Dumbledore. How embarrassing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/4/2021 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Albus D. - Complete
The Enigma reviews
The Marauders Map was not enchanted to randomly insult whoever didnt know the password, but was enchanted with time magic. Any insults the map writes are coming from the actual Marauders, bored in History class in 7th year, passing the map back and forth between them. Beta- the amazing Dgreatsparky
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2020 - Severus S. - Complete
Dear Dark Lord reviews
At first- the letters are just a way to piss Voldemort more. As time goes by, however, Harry finds himself with a penpal, and, miraculously, a friend. He thinks it's rather ironic. Beta'd by the wonderful Dgreatsparky!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/30/2020 - Published: 11/6/2020 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Harry Potter and the Time he Started Anarchy at Hogwarts reviews
HP Cannon if Harry was a BAMF!Ravenclaw
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/26/2020 - Harry P. - Complete
Shits and Giggles reviews
Harry Potter had been living in different lives for decades. Now, though he decides to do something different. He decides to do over his life again. Why would he do this, you may ask. Three words: Shits and Giggles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/25/2020 - Published: 10/29/2020 - Harry P.
The Many Different Endings of the Battle of Hogwarts reviews
Funny crack stories on how the battle of Hogwarts could have ended. Partially based off of Vivy Potter's 'the many Harry Potters of little hangleton'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/17/2020 - Harry P., Voldemort
An Ounce of Logic reviews
In which Logic is shunned and Dumbledore obliviates. Mini chapters- the first chapter is a less constricting summary.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/13/2020 - Harry P., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Dumber reviews
Harry was a Ravenclaw who had been unwillingly entered in the Triwizard tournament. The adults had no idea how to dissolve the magical contract. It seemed they all ended up being dumber than a fourteen-year-old. Crack, Parody. logical!harry Ravenclaw!harry and smart!harry fic. (if this blows up I can do a fifth-year version)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/11/2020 - Harry P., Albus D., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
The Blessed reviews
What if harry potter had been blessed by magic herself? A story of harry's journey to success and power. This is a one-shot for now, but if i get to 20 reviews, I'll consider writing more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/11/2020 - Harry P. - Complete
The Entities reviews
Fate was bored. So obviously she had to drag all her friends into a huge messy plot that made absolutely no sense. So the Entities (though it was mostly fate) created the idea of Harry Potter. They left Logic to cry in a corner. It seemed he was always left out of anything exciting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2020 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Death - Complete
The Trolley Witch's interview reviews
How I imagine Umbridge's inspection with the trolley witch would have gone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2020 - Dolores U.
Significant Moments in the life of Fawkes the Pheonix
the title says it all
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,861 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2020 - Fawkes
Priorities reviews
The Tasks! 1) Harry is taken away from the Dursleys 2) Dumbledore doesn't care -on hiatus-
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/24/2020 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the time he had Reddit all reviews
Harry Potter was a normal wizard (just kidding) until one day he found Dudley's laptop. Well, we all know what happens next. Just kidding, we don't, that's the point of this fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/23/2020 - Harry P.
A Very Different Soulmate AU reviews
Draco Malfoy had the weirdest soulmate tattoo. An AU where the first most meaningful words your soulmate will say to you are tattooed on your skin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/23/2020 - Draco M. - Complete
Two drama queens (one of which happened to be a basilisk) reviews
Basilisk had never EVER thought tom would use him in such a manner, but tom had, and now their friendship was irreparable.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/23/2020 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Basilisk - Complete
Where are you now reviews
Draco Malfoy is no longer. Meet Draco Tonks! -on hiatus-
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/23/2020 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Parody reviews
Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix- except a parody where harry has logic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/23/2020 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.