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Joined 11-07-07, id: 1416090, Profile Updated: 08-16-11
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and South Park.

Hey there~

God forbid you ever have the misfortune of stumbling upon any of the shit I've written for this website.

My name's Michelle, I'm sixteen years old, and that's you need to know to judge me on.

I am a lurker. That is all I am good for.

Reading.

No writing... /shudders


Things I like (aka More things for you to judge me on):

-Hetalia
-Homestuck
-Pokemon
-Doctor Who
-Harry Potter
-South Park
-Fairy Tail (shit makes me cry every chapter)
-Naruto (MANY MOONS AGO..god I don't even know what chapter I stopped reading)
-The World God Only Knows
-And a whole bunch of other things I guess


You can never have too many One True Pairings...

-America/Canada
-Spain/Romano
-France/England
-America/Romano (no shut up i love it)
-Stan/Kyle
-Blue/Green
-Red/Yellow
-Ruby/Sapphire (franticshipping can never go wrong. neveeerrr)
-Harry/Luna (anything that isnt Harry/Ginny is always better)
-Neville/Luna (yesss)
-Sasuse/Sakura (no shut up I used to love them so much before I abandoned ship)


I think that's enough pointless shit for this profile

CARRY ON WITH YOUR LIVES

I GUESS

OKAY BYE

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From the Memoirs of Haruno Sakura by Raina1 reviews
If it meant choosing between the you I love now for the you who couldn't see me then, I'd take the man you are now over that foolish boy again and again. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,225 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Best Friends Right? by cherryhystrix reviews
Finished! "Hey, Sasuke?" "Hmm?" "We're... best friends, right?" "Right." Sasuke is a tad OOC. Only a tad. SasuSaku. Slight ShikaIno, NejiTen & NaruHina. R&R Please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,590 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Corporate Aficionado by platform-shoes12 reviews
Meet Sasuke and Sakura: best friends since dinosaurs roamed the earth. They're about to get rid of the dinosaur clothes and get down, catwalking on the runway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,782 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Assassin by night & Nerd by day by Bloodlustkunoichi reviews
Her name is Sakura Haruno. She lives life as a fierce assassin by night and...a high school nerd by day! How will she keep her secret safe from her classmates! and how will she cope with having to put up with bullies without exposing her secret! R&R! AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,328 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Lipthorian Princess by EmeriCherryblossom reviews
They say history tends to repeat itself, and life comes at you fast. So, what happens when a friend that died is really alive? Better yet, what happens when this friend's someone you've hurt? These are the questions Sasuke needs answers to. New chapter up
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,435 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Bleeding From The Heart by Beyond open waters reviews
Can a cherry blossom soothe a frozen heart? Completed.. finally. No lemons, you citrus fiends!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,322 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Dog's Life by Nicola19 reviews
Sakura finds a wolf and takes him home. Shadow is no ordinary wolf though. He can talk to her and had an almost human intelligence. He also can't remember anything before being found by Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,337 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
It's Okay If It's You by liquidity reviews
One-shot. A game of tag turns into something more. NessxLucas.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Ness, Lucas - Complete
Friends Don't Mean Forever by Cherry Uchiha reviews
Sasuke and Sakura are the best of friends,Sasuke gets a gf.the girl threatens Sakura.she starts avoiding him.He wants to know why.She confesses than moves away he makes a promise they'd meet again.What happens if she comes back 2 years later?ful sum insid
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,811 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
I Need You Tonight by Imeralt Evalon reviews
Sakura is married to Sasuke and still loves him. One night when he finally snaps, Sakura realizes maybe that fairy tale dream she has always wanted, will never come true. When she leaves, will Sasuke realize how much she truly matters to him? no HP cross
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,056 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Incentive by GreenSkittlesForGaara reviews
SasuSaku. Sakura's been captured and taken to Sound to live with Sasuke because she's his incentve. Slight Crack and OOCness sorry, I tried not to. Rated T for language and some slightly lemonish situations. Forewarned alcohol abuse also. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,429 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Higher, Faster, Stronger by Archerelf reviews
Sakura recently moved to Konoha and she stands out as a football player. Problem? There's no girls team. So she tries out for the boys team. Will cold captain Sasuke warm up to her? Will she even be allowed to play? R and R please. Eventually SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 75,706 - Reviews: 1909 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Deidara's Attempt To Cook by WelcomeToErebus reviews
Deidara of the Akatsuki has decided to try out another art form, cooking! However, if he can't even pronounce spaghetti or learn how to turn on a stove, you can insure comedy! Crack fic, R&R please! Rating for slight language
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Restrooms & Romance by x0x reviews
*What normal person calls at... 3:34 a.m?* - *...What normal person calls a girl after getting her number out of a bathroom?* - SasuSaku - Happy Day-Late Bday!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Sakura by blackrosedrippingred reviews
It's Sakura's birthday! So, the girls throw her a party at Sasuke's house. And, unbeknownst to everybody, but Sasuke, Ino, and Shikamaru, Sasuke has a special surprise for Sakura. So much better than the summary. There are other couples in the story. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,208 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Girl Who Wasn't A Sheep by lanta-san reviews
Gradual build up of Sakura and Sasuke's relationship- SasuXSaku-Please don't give up on the 1st and 2nd chapters cos things really start happening in the third! Please read and reveiw!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,242 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
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What Happened to My Porn, Damnit! reviews
Kyle visits deviantArt hoping to find some sexy Style pictures,but ends up horribly dissappointed. Luckily Stan shows up to help him... Rated M for BoyLove and Sexy Fine -ness stankyle Style
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Birthday Surprises reviews
It's Sakura's Birthday and She's waiting for HIM to show up and Something special will happen KARIN DIES :D SasuSaku Slight NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete