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Joined 11-07-07, id: 1416300, Profile Updated: 01-07-12
Author has written 11 stories for South Park, Harry Potter, Young Ones, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Halloween, Doctor Who, StarTrek: The Original Series, and Walking Dead.

I don't have anything interesting to say, so I'll post some of the shows I will possibly write or read fanfiction for.

South Park, The Walking Dead Star Trek TOS, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Metalocalypse, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Pirates of the Caribbean, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, Halloween, Child's Play, The Young Ones, Sweeney Todd, and possibly much, much more.

Top Non-Canon Pairings:

Star Trek TOS: Kirk/Spock (Except it totally IS canon.), Chekov/Sulu Kirk/McCoyMcCoy wanting Spock, but Spock not interested because he's Kirksexual.
Buffy
: Spike/Angel, Faith/Spike, Oz/Xander, Spike/Oz (for pure sexy)
Young Ones: Rik/Vyvyan
Harry Potter: Ron/Harry, Ron/Draco, Bellatrix/Barty Crouch Jr., Harry/Draco
Metalocalypse: Pickles/Nathan, Skwisgaar/Toki
Doctor Who: 10/10.5 (bow chikka wow wow) 10/The Master
Supernatural: Dean/Castiel

Personal unpopular opinion: Mpreg sucks, and so does Twilight. VIVA LA RESISTANCE.

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And All the King's Horses Couldn't Tear Us Apart by Blackbirdox reviews
It's not easy to find something to live for when your world has fallen apart, but Dean Winchester and Daryl Dixon were lucky enough to have found each other.
Crossover - Supernatural & Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Dean W., Daryl D. - Complete
Star Wars: The Generic Fanfic by President LincPlwn reviews
Luke Skywalker kills zombies by impaling them with an American flag. Then he totally scores.
Crossover - Star Wars & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Luke S., Amelia P./Amy
purr hormones by logicalheart reviews
on the surface of a new planet,a simple investigation transform into something totaly unexpected. Slash mccoy/spock warning explicit scene first fic hope you enjoy it!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Spock, L. McCoy - Complete
Bill s worst day ever by bttfmjffan
A BTTF/BNTSG crossover slash. Pairing: Doc/Bill Nye the science guy. Rated M for sexual content. Please Review!
Back to the Future - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Complete
The Young Ones: Bird by Ferret Coldfinger reviews
Rick finds something in Vyvyan's bed that shouldn't be there, and trys to tell Mike.
Young Ones - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2009
No More Yellow Dungarees by Ferret Coldfinger reviews
It's been twenty-five years... What became of the boys after the fateful lorry accident?
Young Ones - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Complete
Shut Up or I'll Kill You by RIPStitches reviews
Rick has a very disturbing dream, which may scar him for life. Slashy humour Rick/Vyv , nothing too graphic.
Young Ones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Complete
Ill by The Emmanator reviews
The only thing that made Barty Crouch Jr feel alive was forgetting that Regulus Black had ever existed. BartyBella.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Barty C. Jr., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Drake Loves Josh by drakebell reviews
drakejosh
Drake & Josh - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Complete
You Stain My Sheets, Baby by Psykre reviews
Ron finds comfort in the person he least expected. RonDraco WARNING: BOYXBOY AHEAD!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,363 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Draco M., Ron W.
The Midas Touch by Fluky reviews
Draco likes things to be perfect. Ron is anything but. [DracoxRon]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Total Control by Primavera8180 reviews
Ron has a plan that he hopes will teach Draco Malfoy a lesson - but will everything go as planned? (RonDraco slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Ron W., Draco M.
To Love Yourself by Deezley reviews
I may have loved him, but I loved myself more - RonDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Draco M., Ron W.
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Fears reviews
Grace, on a mission to find her son, stumbles across another survivor. All she needs is a car, but that's not all she finds. Daryl/OC yes I know. I know.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Daryl D. - Complete
Later, Captain reviews
Kirk and Spock go to a planet for Dilithium Crystals, but find the place over run by Klingons. Kirk/Spock.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/17/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
His Whole Life reviews
Nothing exists right now except for her.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Oz, Willow R. - Complete
Inwisable reviews
There's some...thing on the Enterprise... Oh my!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/21/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy - Complete
Time Travel, Magic and Possibly Tragedy reviews
A 10/Barty Crouch Jr/Hamlet David Tennant one obviously crossover lemon fic. Also Crackfic.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/11/2010 - 10th Doctor, Barty C. Jr.
Harry Potter and the NeverEnding Quest reviews
Harry must fulfil a need or else he will die. Will he fulfil it? Or die?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Bleeding Love reviews
After reading numerous Mary-Sue fics where Michael falls in love with some girl, I decided to write my own. Its a bit more realistic. Oneshot, Lemon.
Halloween - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Complete
Hostage reviews
The Mayor is keeping Willow hostage, and Faith gets a bit intimate with her. Faith/Willow Lemon
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Willow R., Faith L.
Hole In the Wall reviews
Vyvyan does some decorating. Oneshot. Vyvyan/Rick.
Young Ones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Complete
Draco Malfoy Is The Greatest reviews
Ron has detention and Malfoy's going to make it a bit more exciting
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Ron W., Draco M.
Craving reviews
Ethan had known Henrietta for years. He couldn’t remember when or how they’d met, but ever since he could remember, she’d been by his side. Ethan Tallgoth /Henrietta. One Shot.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Curly Goth, Henrietta - Complete