Author has written 2 stories for Camp Rock, and Degrassi.
Hey everyone, or whoever happened to be reading this although I don't really know why you're here right now, but I appreciate it nonetheless. So a lot of people lately have done that "If you only knew me" thing on Youtube. I want to do it. But with my story, my family can't know and I don't know if my friends are ready to know yet. If they saw the video, my world would be turned upside down and I'm not ready for that yet. But I figured Fanfiction was kinda a safe zone. Anyone can read it and if they are going through the same thing they will know they are not alone, but at the same time I won't have to worry about my family's judgment for the rest of my life. So here it goes...
I've always been a really overweight kid. It comes from my family's bad eating habits and bad genes. Ever since I was little I was always the biggest person in the room. I started to associate my weight with my self-worth. The higher it went, the less I was worth. In the sixth grade, I had this school girl crush on a boy and found out that he was into my friend, who was about skin and bones. I went home one day in sixth and was so upset and just needed to release. I wanted to scream or something but my dad was home and he'd flip out if he heard that. So I got an idea. I took a knife from the kitchen and started cutting up my hands. I always thought my hands were the only pretty part of my body so in some awful way I thought cutting them made sense. I had never heard of cutting before. I just thought it was a good way to vent. The other option I was considering was killing myself so I thought I was making the right choice. I never told anyone that. I cut four or five more times before my parents saw the marks and made me stop. Then I entered middle school and I still hurt the awful remarks. I still remember these two boys, in fact I remember their names, and they were walking behind me as I walked from the cafeteria one day. They called me an elephant and pretended that every time I took a step the ground shook. I went home and begged my mom to help me diet and I was down around eighty pounds by the next year, but it wasn't enough. I took a vacation with my class that spring and put on nearly ten pounds. I was so scared and convinced that everyone could tell that I gained the weight back that I started to try to lose weight in a bad way. I basically tried to throw up the ten pounds. It eventually let to me gaining back a lot more weight. By sophomore year I was only down about fifty pounds from my highest weight, so I'd gained thirty pounds back. Every time the scale moved I wanted to vomit some more or cut some more and I was fully convinced at that point that I was completely worthless. It was also around that time that I learned that I suffered from a severe anxiety disorder and bipolar 2. And still every day the thought of dying crossed my mind like killing myself at this point would only be a sweet act of mercy. I met a boy sophomore year who seemed to like me for me and he started to turn things around, but he fell in love with my best friend. They are still dating to this day. I don't like the bossy, manipulative way she treats him and I know I would have treated him better but it never mattered. I have to be happy for her anyway. It would take a year to get over him. In junior year, I fell for a writer/artist who was just as socially awkward as me. I thought we'd make a good match, but he fell for a friend of mine. I even helped set them up in the end. You see, I find myself completely repulsive and undesirable. The thought of any man wanting me is such a foreign concept I couldn't begin to comprehend and I try not to let myself fall too easily. Honestly, those were the only three real crushes I've ever had, except for the one I will talk about forthwith. You see the boy I fell for at the end of junior year was different, but then again, aren't they all? He's in love with Boston, like me. He's a Red Sox fan, like me. He loves Italian food, which, consequentially I love to cook. He's so smart he's basically skipped a grade. He's sweet, but also sarcastic and with the sense of humor that I find hilarious. You know, Freud said that we had an Id, Ego and Superego. Superego, I'm not sure if that's playing a part because I'm not sure where morality lies. My Id wants me to go up to him, grab him and kiss him until I can't breathe. My ego tells me that's the stupidest idea it's ever heard because he'll reject me like all the others. Because he knows, like I know, like everyone knows, that I'm ugly, worthless, and pathetic. Or at least that's what's running through my mind 24/7.
Doctor Who- The Eleventh Hour- Amy Pond and The Doctor- "Then I grew up." "Oh you never want to do that." (If you ask me, that is really something to live by. You never want to grow up. Theres no point in that.)
- Forged in war, born of death, saved by love - Jackson Rathbone
"Monsters are real. And ghosts are real too. They live inside us. And sometimes they win."- Stephen King
"Light thinks is faster than anything. But it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it always finds that darkness has already gotten there first. And is waiting for it."- Terry Brachet
This is What Happens When We Play Catchphrase:
(The puzzle is "Hey Jude")
Geena: It's a song uhhh...HELLO PERSON!?
Jackie: Hey There Juliet!
Geena: WHAT?! NO!
(The puzzle is buffalo)
Jackie: uhh..EVERYBODY HAS A WATER...?
Jackie: The sad thing is that you actually got it.
(The puzzle is fuzzy dice.)
Jackie: (cracking up hysterically): OMG! I THOUGHT IT SAID SOMETHING ELSE!
Geena: (looks at the puzzle): What could you have possible mistaken it for?
Jackie: Change the E to a K.
(Puzzle is worm)
Jackie: Birds eat them.
Jackie: When was the last time you saw a bird eating a chipmunk!
(Girl walks by yelling at her friend, joking of course and cursing very loudly.)
Geena: Ok, I know I talk really loud and scream and stuff, but I don't basically scream out curse words.
Jackie: I DO!
Geena's Answer To EVERYTHING:
"It's because of the recession!" ahahah
(On the Kids Choice Awards while Taylor Lautner who plays Jacob from Twilight is on stage)
Jackie: Shouldn't they be filming right now?
Taylor: We are currently filming New Moon...
Geena: Woahh that was creepy.
(Kids Choice Awards when Dwyane the Rock Johnson comes out in the wierd outfit)
Jackie: Why is he dressed like that?
The Rock: I bet you're wondering why I'm dressed like this.
Geena: Ok how do you keep doing that?!
Random Girl in Jonas Brothers 3D Concert Experience audience in the theater we went to before movie started: JOE JONAS IS A SENSITIVE BEING!
Random girl again: JOE JONAS IS A SEXY BEAST!
Nick: ELLO! I'M LINDEY LOHAN!
Jackie: Ok...walking away now...
Nick: You're just jealous I'm so hot!
Geena: Yeah, that's it.
Geena: I'm reading this story FanFic and it's almost done so I messaged the author and asked for a sequel but she said she's not going to do that, she's going to do a one-shot of Shane and Mitchie's wedding night and it's going to be rated M. But I really want to read it!
Jackie: Haha! Send it to me, I'll read it too!
Geena: You'll read it and be like, Oh this is nothing. Read this one!
Jackie: Haha yeah I probably would be able to find a few good ones!
Geena: Haha wait you actually read those?
Geena: So I had this dream and my mom was pushing a stroller and I was like WTF! The youngest person in the family is _ and he's like two! SO I guess it was _...either that or Dave.
Jackie: Dave's like 25.
Geena: I know!
Geena: Why are Doritos never straight? They're always curved.
Jackie: To scoop up salsa and stuff.
Geena: No one eats Dortitos and salsa! ...Except maybe Dave.
Dave (couz Kelly's bf, right before we entered my Grandma Kay's house on Christmas Eve): I'm nervous. What if they don't like me?
Kelly: They'll love you!
Jac: Yeah! Oh and if my family teases it its because they like you!
Later when we leave
Dave: Man they must have fuckin loved me!
Melanie: What's Sheakspeare's last name?
Adam: Can I go to the bathroom?
Carrasco: No. I don't have any extra large Pampers!
Dan: Is that a fat joke?!
HOOLUM! Bahahaha sorry you had to be there. This was for our fave italian teacher and her (non) favorite student!
Geena: (while we were prank calling the jonas brothers: Don't Worry. We Love them. we were just bored.) howdy yall! I'm a hobo! And I love yalls music!
Jackie: Wait why would a hobo have a cell phone? and how'd a hobo know about jobro music.
Geena: I don't know, "who gives a fuck, I certainly don't!" (long story...) ahah
Jackie: You do know that you're still recording a message right?
Geena: Oh my god.
DUDE, CARRY THE CHIPS!! hahaha (about Shane seeing that Mitchie was carrying a huge box of chips and still making her carry it back to the kitchen without helping her in Camp Rock)
Jackie & Geena's FAVORITE JB PARODY!: WHO GIVES A FUCK! I CERTAINLY DON'T!
"Try to see if you can break a brick on your head." "Oooohhh let's try that one!"
"Randomthingstodo.com is not responsible for any injuries occuring while attempting any of these ideas." "Oh, I wish I read that before."
JackieGeena: Flush Up. (Don't even bother asking.)
Zac Efron as Troy Bolton: I've gotta scream. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jackie: (golf clap) nicely done.
Jackie: Jasper Hale is sexy and you all know it!
Natalie: Dude...we've been aff the subject of Twilight for like an hour now.
Kevin: Heyyyyyyyy we're the Jonas Brothers!
(Random person in audience): NO SHIT!!
(At the school's art show we see a sculpture that says "Happy Birthday Christine!"
Maria: Who's Christine?
Geena: I'm Christine!
Random girl: (points to another girl) Actually, she's Christine.
Joe Jonas is magically delicious! (Seriously..don't ask. ahaha)
If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile
A good or best friend!
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." (G.N: Only something I would do ; )
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, freak?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.
A good friend will help you learn to drive. A best friend will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance money. (G.N. That's me.) aaahha
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."- Mel Brooks
The only way to get rid of a male bastard is to kick him in his sac and run.
Roses are red,
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Heaven doesn't want me, and hell's afraid I'll take over.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!
My night in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil.
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers
You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid a--.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"
"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."
In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.
"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.
"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.
"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.
"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.
The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"
Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"
"Amen," replied the congregation.
I hate the way you talk to me,
and the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car,
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots
and the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick,
it even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you're always right,
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh,
even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you're not around,
and the fact that you didn't call.
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you,
not even close...
not even a little bit...
not even at all.
-10 Things I Hate About You
Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they've seen me laugh, and they've seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.
List of Phobias and fears, that I find amazingly funny!
Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions.
Agateophobia- Fear of insanity.
Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic. -Vampires??
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.-I hate that!
Anglophobia- Fear of England or English culture, etc.
Bibliophobia- Fear of books. -This would probably drive me to phobia listed above (Agateophobia-Fear of Insanity)
Chaetophobia- Fear of hair.
Chromophobia or Chromatophobia- Fear of colors. -That would seriously suck.
Dutchphobia- Fear of the Dutch. -Sorry Dutch people, but some people are afraid of you.
Francophobia- Fear of France or French culture. (Gallophobia, Galiophobia)
Japanophobia- Fear of Japanese.
Russophobia- Fear of Russians.
Judeophobia- Fear of Jews.
Sinophobia- Fear of Chinese, Chinese culture.
Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers. -What can I say?
Ergophobia- Fear of work. -Sounds like a good excuse to me.
Germanophobia- Fear of Germany or German culture.
Gerontophobia- Fear of old people. -I just I can understand this one, I mean an old lady with crutches to walk with. (Shiver)
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words. -Now this name is just mean!
Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news. -Wow
Nomatophobia- Fear of names.
Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything.
(The Hundredth Monkey Effect generally describes the instant, paranormal spreading of an idea or ability to the remainder of a population once a certain portion of that population has heard of the new idea or learned the new ability...hmmm.)
Ben G - was assembled in the port of juarang, but his parts were made in thailand. traveled to the states in 91 with his brother and mule, and they never would've made it if ben wasn't a submersible, "that means i work underwater." ben started playing music two januarys ago.
Ben J. - discovered in the woods of illinois, captured and brought to NY where he learned to hit things in rhythmic fashion that pleas-eth the ear. rescued by spencer bell, and brought to WI where he continued to hit things in rhythmic delight for the band, The Stevedores. After braving the winters of WI, he migrated southwest to Los Angeles, and started hitting things in rhythmic fashion that so pleas-eth the ear as a 100 Monkey.
J. Action - parts made in indonesia, assembled in singapore, raised on airplane peanuts and bathed in airport restroom sinks, he was saved by texas. given a guitar and a coat he accidentally ventured into the unknown... a wormhole opened, and he found himself in La La Land. he learned how to stand where they told him to, say what they told him to and never lie. rescued by the 100 Monkeys, he now swings about the stage in gratitude.
J. Rad - an agile primate, swung on bars and competed as an acrobat for many years. Is of a rare breed, having the ability to communicate via sign language. He adapted to a coastal habitat, surfing and skateboarding as a way to pass time. However, it wasn’t until he mastered the technique of the singing strings and melodic hammer machine, that the 100 monkeys rushed to claim him as their own.
Uncle Larry - "Monkey business has never been so good!"
Nshan Markosyan - "Swinging in trees is a lot easier with a guitar in your hand."
Shawn Fernando - "In the word's of the great James Brown: 'Movin', doin' it, you know!'"
COPY AND PASTE ALL OF THIS IF YOU'RE A TRUE 100 MONKEYS FAN! (P.S. This is copy and pasted from the 100 Monkeys myspace. Their Myspace url is myspace.com/these100monkeys. CHECK IT OUT! also their cd is out now called Monster De Lux and another called Grape plus a live session and a few singles! Its on itunes!)