Damien Kellis
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Joined 07-22-00, id: 14165, Profile Updated: 02-17-14
Author has written 4 stories for Touhou Project, and Haruhi Suzumiya series.

I don't even know what I'm doing here. All these changes to the user interface confuse and alarm me.

Everything I know I learned from QI and Wikipedia, occasionally at the same time.

I don't actually research much, apart from checking dates. Most of the stuff I put in is from unattended trivia floating around in my head.

Warmly waiting for someone to eventually notice all the fanon and memes I've been stuffing into my stories.

Userpic is from the Praetorian Loyalists from City of Heroes. Peace and security, citizens.


Commentary bits:

And What Alice Found There chapter 29 - I'd call down a pox on FFnet's Document Manager, but that would probably be redundant. Also, Rune Factory 4 is ridiculously addictive, and highly recommended, albeit probably not if you're planning on writing fanfic anytime soon.

And What Alice Found There chapter 28 - Me: "Hm, I'm not sure about this bit of trivia. Let's check Wikipedia!" Internet connection: "Wikipedia? What's that? Is it tasty?" Me: "Damn your eyes."

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Overlady by EarthScorpion reviews
"A new overlady, you say? She's a little short and flat-chested, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frollicing! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not. Because Evil always finds a way."
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Overlord - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 205,136 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 1,086 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Louise
A Weakened Border by RulerOfRuins reviews
Leads to gaps. Gaps that allows many Youkai to enter the Human Realm. This wouldn't be a problem if Yukari actually did her job. Well...if she did then this story wouldn't have a plot...and my OC would need to get an actual job...
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 42 - Words: 87,630 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 4/8/2011 - OC
Left Behind by Winter by Tirfarthuan reviews
The death of someone close to you is never easy to deal with. Not even if the person dying doesn't like you very much. Of course, Cirno isn't going to give up on Letty that easily...
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,100 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Letty W., Cirno - Complete
Uncle Simon by Blaise reviews
Simon has no children of his own. But he does have an honorary nephew. Contains 'Captain Vorpatril's Alliance' spoilers.
Miles Vorkosigan - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,252 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Complete
Alice's Daring Alpine Infiltration by X to the Zoltan reviews
Alice and Marisa mount an expedition to loot-I mean, to "archeologically examine" an abandoned mansion near Gensokyo's new border with the Netherworld. However, the mansion is not as empty as it seems, and the magicians are soon gripped by the insidious power of its mistresses. Can they break free and strike back? This is a sequel to AGHD, but does not require it.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,795 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Alice M., Marisa K. - Complete
Aral Vorkosigan's Dog by Blaise reviews
Illyan is assigned to watch Aral Vorkosigan during the Escobaran war. Soon he has to choose between his duty and his conscience, and the consequences rapidly get beyond him.
Miles Vorkosigan - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,919 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Complete
In Loco Parentis by Blaise reviews
Illyan debriefing Duv Galeni after the events of 'Brothers in Arms'.
Miles Vorkosigan - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Complete
Alice's Glorious Homestead Defense by X to the Zoltan reviews
The Hakurei Miko's job is just as much about preventing incidents as it is solving them. For instance, here she tries to pry Alice out of isolation by dropping a certain kleptomaniacal witch on her head. What could possibly go wrong?
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,493 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Alice M., Marisa K. - Complete
Vorkosigan's Day by Blaise reviews
Galeni attends a seminar. Written for the 2010 bujold fic ficathon prompt 'The first encounter between Aral and Galeni'.
Miles Vorkosigan - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,671 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Complete
Honour Thy Father by Hedgewitchery reviews
Pilot trainee Nikolai Vorsoisson shares a midnight snack and some surprising news with his stepfather.
Miles Vorkosigan - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,191 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Complete
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And What Alice Found There reviews
When Minerva Margatroid was offered a chance to go to a remote village in Japan to save humans from monsters, she probably should have reconsidered.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 102,078 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Alice M., OC, Yukari Y.
The Fanclub of Yuuki Nagato reviews
Kyonko meets a representative of a cheesy shoujo plot device. Part of the genderbent AU of Haruki Suzumiya. Originally posted on the AnimeSuki forums in 2008, now posted here for archival.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Yuki N. - Complete
Successor reviews
Yukari visits a memorial to the past. Non-canon.
Touhou Project - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Yukari Y. - Complete
No Interest In Ordinary Humans reviews
It can be frustrating to live in a world without miracles, especially when nobody really cares.
Touhou Project - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Sanae K. - Complete