Author has written 4 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, and Transformers/Beast Wars.
Sept, 6th 2011. R.I.P:
Bootise, I will always love and miss you.
Vincent Hawke:I in no way own these pictures, I have only changed them a bit and make no profit on them.
Vincent is my OC but a friend of mine is using him on FB to RP,he has changed him a bit from his original parameters but hey, I don't mind XP
TF Wolf: I in no way own this picture. it belongs to the very talented artist who drew it.
Shadow: I in no way own this picture
Hi peoples! Just letting you know my stories are all Yaoi, except maybe Phoning People. Well I guess it sort of is, but just mostly funny and fluff stuff. lol
Sorry I haven't done any updating yet, it's because I'm not just really feeling it right now... But I will continue the stories at some point in time, I promise.
Name: Unknown to you and me...
Age: N/A You don't need to know, and if you do, You're too nosy. lol
Birthday: Should I tell you...? Sure.. December 24th
Likes: Drawing, singing, writing, Japan, wolves, dragons, the colour crimson and Lot's of animes, video games, movies, songs and other random crap.
Dislikes: Hmmm... lots of random things but mainly vegetables lol (except for corn, carrots and peas)
92 percent of North American teens would die if the most popular people in the world told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.
If you think "a near miss" is a pointless saying, copy and paste this on to your profile.
If you've ever said "I JUST HAD AN EPIPHANY!" then someone asks, "what?" then you say, "uh... I forgot..." copy and paste this on to your profile.
If you've ever forgotten what you were going to say to someone, but about an hour maybe even a day later remember what you were going to say and just randomly blurt it out, copy and paste this on to you profile.
If you think it's is ridiculous to have so many of these 'copy and paste' things on your profile but love them anyway, copy and paste this on to your profile.
The Stupidest Things On Products
1. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."
If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves" song, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you can recite some of these copy-and-pastes by heart, and do so at random times, copy and paste this into your profile (Aye, 'tis true)
If you ever popped off the head of a doll, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think you have too many of these, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you started a copy-and-paste and wonder if anyone copyed-and-pasted it, copy-and-paste this onto your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about/doing something else, copy and paste this into your profile.
If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name... copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you or your best friend is crazy, copy and paste this onto your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this onto your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY FRUIT LOOPS.
If you have ever spent a reeeeally long time trying to get someone's attention and then forgot what you were going to ask them, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you see no point in making the bed because you are just going to unmake it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have so many copy-and-pastes you don't know if you've duplicated something, copy and paste this into your profile.
Post this on your profile if you ever wondered why highlighter doesn't come in black and then thought "Oh".
If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite gender can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile.
If you've ever had a really bad day, gone and read fanfiction, and someone has a story that somehow made it all seem a little better, copy and paste this into your profile.
Bumper Sticker: Those who don't know me? They think I'm quiet. Those who do know me? They wish I was.
If you have inside jokes with yourself copy and paste this into your profile.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about the cookies?
Come to the light side. We have PUDDING!
Welcome to the light side. Sorry, but we ran out of pudding.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that all games of the Pokemon Ranger series should come with a hand massage, copy and paste this into your profile.
A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones that need advice.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go into the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored? Post this on your profile if you hate racism.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are time when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
Oh nooo... the type errors are creeping in... hides in the corner... if this is true for you, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you are crazy and pround of it : copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block stinks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile
Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I like YURI, so I MUST be a LESBIAN
I want to CHANGE MY GENDER, so I MUST be a FREAK
I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV,GwenFan22, goddess-chan123, CrimsonWolfClaw
Things to do at Walmart...
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
8. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
11. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
12. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!! "
13. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've met your near twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ran up a "Down" escalator and thought it was fun as hell, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something (not drug or alcohol related) that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, colpy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. DON'T WORRY, PLUTO! I'm not a planet either.
If you like to read people's profiles when you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think you have too many of those "copy and paste this to your profile"s, copy and paste this to your profile
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
u HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile.
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If You Embrace The Weirdness, Copy And Paste This On To Your Profile And Add Your Name To The List. Emy Em Em, Lady Sakura of the Fated, Sasukez, Fuzzy makes me happy, Lunadance506, Crimsonsunxx, Shadow Dragon13, TheLextacyBlossom,Ino-Gaara, MysteryArtist,GwenFan22, goddess-chan123, Yami Bakura's Wolf
Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
REMEMBER WHEN ..
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.
Done with that?
Here are the answers:
1. You are in love with this person.
Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile!
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?
I would like to honor those who died in the Virginia Tech massacre, Monday, April 16, 2007. If you would like to do the same, paste this in your profile and add you name: Shadow Princess 15, Ocarina of Twilight, Twilight Being92, hamxham, cakedoughnutschickenboob, Loner Kitsune Girl, Gaara's Sweetheart, lovestruckbabe234, Candysox, Victoria Poe, Anonymous Dudette, goddess-chan123, CrimsonWolfClaw
I would like to honor those that have died in the 9/11 attack. If you would like to paste this in your profile and add your name: Tortured Hylian Soul, Shadow Princess 15 (R.I.P Auntie Saria), Sword of the Twili, NightmarePossession, Ocarina of Twilight (May the lord bless their souls), Twilight Being92 (Poor people. I feel sorry for their families), cakedoughnutschickenboob (not cool), Loner Kitsune Girl, Gaara's Sweetheart (I hope their families can find some peace, somehow.) artsfan (it really shows the peaceful state of the world, huh?),lovestruckbabe, Candysox (I cry every year during the moments of silence), Victoria Poe (It is a terrible thing to happen), Anonymous Dudette, goddess-chan123(me and my friends cried 4 days, it happened on a good friend of mines' bday) CrimsonWolfClaw (May they rest in peace)
Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, copy this into your profile.
If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
if you think that something should be done about global warming copy and past this to your profile.
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Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven.
If you completely hate Nick for ending production on Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile.
In a 1st grade class, the teacher is teaching the kids vocabulary and grammar. The teacher says, "Okay, children! Can someone give me a sentence with the word 'fascinate'?" A little girl raises her hand and answers, "I went to the zoo and found the monkey exhibit fascinating." The teacher says, "Close, but
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on your heart.
If you love your dad, post this on your profile.
You are a Clueless Uke!
Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.
Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
REASON'S WHY GIRLS RULE:
1.We got off the Titanic first
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark
YOUR GUY SIDE:
x You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
Stupid Laws that are REAL!!
1. In Rhode Island it is illegal to sell tooth paste and a tooth bruch to the same custermer on Sundays. Sucks for you loser!
2. In New York jumping off buildings is punishable by DEATH! NAH SHIT!!
3. It is illegal to get fish DRUNK in Ohio. HTF do u do that!!
4. It's illegal to drive barefoot in Alabama. Aww, to late!
5. In Alabama it's illegal to maim yourself to get out of your duty. Yes, I'll KILL myself to get out of work...
6. Putting SALT on a railroad track is punishable by DEATH in Alabama. Will it make it rust?
7. It is concisdered OFFENCIVE to push a moose out a moving airplane in Alaska. D:> Poor moose!!
8. In Alaska it is illegal to tie your PET dog to the roof of your car. So if I don't own it I can strap it down on my roof!? And what about a pig or Alligator!?
9. In Alaska a person is only allowed to have a concealed SLINGSHOT only with the propper license. ...a slingshot... so if see someone getting mugged I can't help them with my mighty slingshot cuz it MUST be concealed.
10. Owners of flamingos may not let their pet into barber shops in Alaska. What if pinky needs a...'feather' cut? Where do I go?
11. You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time in Alabma. le gasp where else shall I put it!?
12. There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus in Arizona. well my cactus died! it shrivled up and DIED!
13. Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American in Arizona. racist!
14. In Arizona no more than six girls may live in any house. ...well THAT sucks if you only get GIRLS for childern... What'll you do? throw your daughter out saying she should've been a man!?
15. In Arkansas oral sex is considered to be sodomy. Do they WATCH U!?
16. Honking one’s car horn at a sandwich shop after 9 PM is against the law in Arkansas. Y? What'll happen if I do?!
17. No one may “suddenly start or stop" their car at a McDonald’s in Arkansas. They clearly don't have a drive in.
18. Dogs may not bark after 6 PM in Arkansas. What are you gonna do!? Kill my dog cuz it SPOKE to me!?
19. Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses in California. Again... NAH SHIT!!
20. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship in California. Sucks for them XD
21. Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including drivewaysCalifornia, lol XD
22. You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permitCalifornia, ...wow -_-
23. It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influenceColorado, OMG! how would that work!? Wouldn't they like SERIOUSLY hurt themself!?
24. Throwing missles at cars is illegalColorado, So r MISSLES included in the incurence?
25. Persons may not urinate in public Colorado, I'd HOPE not! DX
26. Town records may not be kept where liquor is sold Connecticut, Y? What are they so afriad of??
27. In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce Connecticut, EW! do they DROP the pickel!?... sounded weird.
28. It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset Connecticut, ...wont ask -_-
29. It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink Delaware, soooo...puddles included riiight?
30. It is illegal to wear pants that are “firm fitting” around the waist Delaware, They sound like a bunch of perverts...
31. Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulmentDelaware, I read a fanfic when Inuyasha dared Kagome to marry him and she did! o:
32. On Halloween, children may only “trick-or-treat” from 6:00 PM to 8:00 PM, and if Halloween falls on a Sunday, they must “trick-or-treat” on October 30 during this same time interval Delaware, well...it organized...
33. The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages Florida, Whoo! Go Florida! lol XD
34. It is illegal to sell your childrenFlorida, D:> What ass wanted to sell his/her own child!?
35. Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon ownerFlorida, lol careful fashion freaks lol...heeeey! what about MEN!?
36. law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing Florida, scoffs well!
A Bit About Friends
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you're addicted to pocky, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character then copy this into your profile.
If you're a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile.
TGWF: Thank God We're Female
If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then copy and paste this in your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, “Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!”
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.
No guy is worth your tears, and the ones who are, won’t make you cry.
If you find yourself making fanfictions of other fanfictions in your head, post this in your profile.
Adults are just kids with money.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead?"
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area, put this into your profile.
If you feel the need to explain everything you say, and this gets you so sidetracked you're wondering what you were talking about in the first place, copy-and-paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you know someone who fell out of a pool, copy and paste this onto your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you cried when Axel faded, copy and paste this onto your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If some of these copy-and-pastes make you laugh so hard that everyone in the room is wondering what you're doing, copy-and-paste this into your profile.
If you hate almost all bugs, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Silence is golden; but duck tape is silver.
Hello And Welcome To The Mental Health Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to your mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which button to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696969696969696969696.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, and date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name.
If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.
If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together.
Man: Your eyes are amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Man: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Man: If you were a laser I would set you to stunning.
Woman: If you were a laser I would set you to self-destruct.
THE MORSE CODE :
ELECTION - RESULTS:
A DECIMAL POINT:
ELEVEN PLUS TWO: