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Joined 11-08-07, id: 1416949, Profile Updated: 11-11-10
Author has written 4 stories for Misc. Books, Death Note, Naruto, and Criminal Minds.

Name -Maya

Gender - Girl (duh)

Age - why should i tell you

Hobby - Writing

favorite anime shows - bleach,D.gray-man,Death note, Naruto,and Zombie Loan

favorite sports - Dance,tea kwon do

best friends - all of my friends

things i like - Reading, Writing, and playing music

Favorite Books/series - Truth be told there are too many to count

The question of life:
Is it still yaoi if you turn a guy character into a girl and born a girl and pair them with a guy?

Favorite sayings:

Garfield: Love me, feed me, never leave me.

Joker(dark knight): Why so serious.

Rock Lee(Naruto): For the power of YOUTH yosh.

Deidara: Art is... WITH A BANG

Kakashi(Naruto): i got lost on the road of life.

Terminator: I'll be back

St. trinian's: We'll use magic. the kind you find in mmushrooms

Light Yagami's thought's(death note): I'll take a patato chip and eat it to

Death note: don't hate the player, hate the game

Tiki(D.Grey-man): what I love I destroy, I love humans

Tiki(D.Grey-man): Let's have the last dance boy

Lavi(D.Grey-man): why'd you hit me
Bookman: i didn't hit you, i kicked you

Bak(D.Grey-man): worry not for i am awsome

Debito(D.Grey-man): I eat math for breakfast

Frank n furter(Rocky Horror): I'm just a sweet transvestite, from transexual, transulvania.

Gage(private): Sweet, hammered, stupid, and laid!

favorite one of all:
Ichigo(bleach): You know why big brothers are born first? To protect the little ones that come after them


Roses are red,

Violets are blue

Suger is sweet,

and so are you..

But the roses are wilting

the violets are dead

the suger bowl's empty

and soo is you head

Her Bliss

Death is in the flower's heart - don't
Ever cry for life of any petal - and so is

Death in purple ink of weary pens: the
Written yearnings on her scented paper;

Death is laughing in her cry: the
Beating heart disclosing from a sleeve -

Death ignores the plight of any purity - He
Doesn't care or seem to be aware

Of what her dewy eye desires, for
Death beckoned 'Embrace the jar'

And so she did, for Death of course –
No other man would open up her hand

And bid her with a kiss, so
Death became her bliss.

Water puppet theatre

water puppet theatre
our heart swings and swirls
with the water puppets

water puppet theatre
water gives life
to puppets

fluid-er than water
water puppets
Hanoi water puppet theatre

water puppet theatre
the water dances
with puppets

water puppet theatre
childeren ask to splash
in the water

water puppet theatre
streaming with life
puppets and water

water puppet theatre
a sea of legends
twirls and swirls

water puppet theatre
the water refuses
to die down

water puppet theatre
water keeps inviting
the puppets

water puppet theatre
audience mom plays with child
as if he is too a puppet

Pick the ones that fit you (italicized and bold= stuff for me)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm FAT so I MUST smuggle chips into my classes.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I have EMO FRIENDS so I MUST be emo as well.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.


I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid and stuck-up.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big dick.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.


I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.

I'm a FEMALE VIDEO GAMER, so I MUST be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I MUST be fucked up.

I'm AMERICAN so I MUST be plotting to take over the world.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe Jesus Wuz A Brotha.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so I MUST be rich.

I hate SHOPPING so I MUST be a freak.

I'm an OG so I MUST be mexican.

I like ROCK MUSIC so I MUST be a druggie.

I play CHESS so I MUST be a nerd.

I have a LOT OF FRIENDS so I MUST be bribing them with sex.

I have a FEW FRIENDS so I MUST be a freak.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS!

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Never turning back by fated blondie reviews
Sakura is fed up with her friends treating her so badly. So when Itachi shows up and confronts her about it, will she leave and try for a better life with Akatsuki, or will she stay and make the best out of her life. Main pairing :Itasaku OOCness!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,185 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
My Life as Haruno Sakura by TFK-fan118 reviews
Normal life? Not anymore! Somehow, I've been transfered into Naruto's ninja-tastic world and the story started all over again! That's not even the worst part! Will someone explain to me why I'm in HARUNO SAKURA'S BODY? Revision complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,324 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
Sadly Finished by ThePersonWithTheReallyLongName reviews
A fanfic writer never seems to finish any of her stories, that is untill she's sucked into hyrule and goes on an adventure of her own Link/OC/Sheik hopefully better than it sounds
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 83,514 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Link, Sheik
The Contract by mai-nightmare3 reviews
Naruto Finds a way to save Sasuke, but it comes at a cost. His Freedom. And maybe the freedom of others!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,948 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Naruto U., Orochimaru
A Shadow of a Doubt by mai-nightmare3 reviews
What if Allen never turned Mana into a akuma and something or someone found him first and he became the 14th before being a exorcist Parings: TykiXAllen onesided: KandaXAllen Up For ADOPTION
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,832 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu, Tyki Mikk
Land of Ice by wilkins75 reviews
Years after Naruto left the village to save his life after Danzo’s take over of the village. He returns to see what can be saved from what Danzo had done to the village. Naruto/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 88,520 - Reviews: 995 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
ANBU Squad White Wolf by Miguel-senpai reviews
Huni is captain of Squad White Wolf which is comprised of himself, Sasuke Uchiha and Sakura Haruno. What happens when a blond haired fool returns from a 3 year long training trip and joins their squad? NarutoXSakura, OCXOC, Sasuke. Rated T for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,849 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
DEATH NOTE 3rd NOTE: KIRA RETURNS by mai-nightmare3 reviews
This is that story. 3 year after the defeat of Kira the world is back to its old self, but then the killings have started again! What the hell is happening is Kira back? Or is it someone trying to be Kira? We’ll find out!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Near, Light Y.
Don't Mess With Itachi by Abdicated reviews
ONESHOT What do you think will happen when Hidan and the rest of the akatsuki members find out that Itachi has assorted nailpolish hidden somewhere? Well this fanfiction is your answer.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
Romeo and Juliet UNCENSORED by mai-nightmare3 reviews
Two twins and younger brother plus friend ghost go on one crazy adventure. After doing the time warp, they travel to the future meeting strange characters including Romeo and Juliet? Full summery inside!
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009
Come What May by twilightbystarlight reviews
Bella is deeply in love with Edward, a rich lawyer's son, but with the spanish influenza approaching, will the lovers get their happy ending? Takes place in 1918, and is all human except for Carlisle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 59,539 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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The Game reviews
The peices have finally fallen as chaos hit Los Vegas. The game begins and the innocent are the game peices
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,340 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 4/24/2010
Demon Warriors reviews
History repeats a forgotten story. Where demons threaten the world and only a chosen few have the keys to close the demon gate forever. Can an old bed time story used to frighten children really be true... NaruXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,628 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Naruto U.
second panic reviews
Ryuk is returning to the human world but this time someone is coming with him. Causing a world-wide panic one thing leads to another and now they must team up with someone they never thought they would ever work with and team up with a new... ON HOLD
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,869 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Light Y.
The Portal reviews
Lightning crackled across the black sky. Dark cloaked figures surrounded me. My teammates have already taken down. I had already over used my magic but I couldn’t stop fighting. Both worlds were depending on me. Waving my hands in front of me, creating...
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,489 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 10/15/2008