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Joined 11-09-07, id: 1417046, Profile Updated: 08-16-11
Author has written 12 stories for Legend of Zelda, Naruto, Death Note, Harry Potter, Twilight, and Merlin.

Uh - how are you all? Great? Thought so.

I figured my profile needed a revamp because, you know, I'm not 15 anymore - so here goes...

10 (or 11) Fun Facts about WootYaoi:

1. I am currently obsessed with fun pants, Merlin, the word 'cock', and broccoli. I am always obsessed with yaoi/slash and Harry Potter. This will never change.

2. I have a very serious crush on Link from the Legend of Zelda, have had since I was 5, and don't I know it.

3. I've been around the world and back and can't wait to do it again.

4. I dyed my hair red to cosplay Gaara and my brother told me off for 'stealing his thunder'. I told him to shut up and go to Argentina. Haha. I won.

5. My life consists of these four things: music, uni, fanfiction and my Nintendo 64. What an excellent existence I lead.

6. I have way too much fun buying t-shirts with terrible English on them.

7. British comedies win to the power of infinity.

8. I don't actually like Twilight, at all, but it ate my brain for a while. Thankfully I have it back now, though with considerably less brain cells.

9. I wriggle when I get a review.

10. I am a girl, bi, and a first year science student.

Shhh, I didn't squeeze three facts into one, surely not.

11. THIS ACCOUNT IS MOSTLY INACTIVE. If anyone wants to follow a more accurate display of my writing/read more than is on here, my LJ is the way to go. I know some people are more fond of reading on here in terms of page layout and accessibility, but the fact is that FF is a lot more tricky to navigate when posting than LJ, and the fandom on LJ is much, MUCH larger and therefore more satisfying to share with. I'll try to keep this up to date, but it will definitely be much slower because LJ is my first port of call when posting stories. TSUMETAIKAZE . LIVEJOURNAL . COM


If you're interested in seeing what I'm capable of, have a squiz down there and read a story, though I warn you most of them were written a fair while ago and so aren't anything fantastic. At all. Really. A couple of them make me squick -wrinkles nose-.

I have many favourite pairings because I read various fandoms and get obsessed with things far too easily, but the ones most likely to pop up are (keep in mind I couldn't care less for top/bottom roles, honestly):

Shino/Kiba and Sasuke/Naruto (Naruto)
Harry/Draco and Harry/Ron (Harry Potter)
Renji/Ichigo or Aizen/Gin (Bleach)
Link/Sheik (Legend of Zelda)
Roy/Ed (Fullmetal Alchemist)
Holmes/Watson (Sherlock Holmes)
Sherlock/John (BBC Sherlock)
Arthur/Merlin (BBC Merlin)

I like humourous fics, usually with romance but not essential. I like to read something that makes me laugh, and try to write in a way that lets other people laugh as well. I'm getting more settled into my writing style, have finally acquired the ability to not write in first person and to distance myself from the characters I'm writing about, and am getting back into the swing of writing so there'll probably be some new stuff from me cropping up quite frequently, more than likely in the Merlin fandom because my brain won't allow for thoughts of anything else at the moment..

If you want to discuss anything, be it the rant down there or would just like to chat, give me ideas, discuss any ideas you have, or drop a line and say Hi, I'm really quite friendly, if incredibly lazy and usually drowning in study (er... 'study'), so go for your life! xx


And now all of that is done, here is something I would like to say to intolerable people who can't seem to get past that invisible barrier called HOMOPHOBIA.

I once got a review telling me I was going to hell and Jesus looks down on me and I'm going to cause the end of the world for being gay and blah blah blah BASICALLY I'M THE SHITTEST PERSON ALIVE. Now I don't know about you, but I didn't think that was very nice. I have a response to that in So He's My Boyfriend, Right, (chapter 17) but I'll basically repeat the gist of that again here so that you all know.

I write yaoi. I enjoy yaoi. I am bi. (I could so totally write 'I enjoy women' here, but I won't because that would be rude... -gigglesnort-). Now, if you don't like this, please keep it to yourself as I don't appreciate being abused for it. If you don't like me then chances are I'm not going to like you either, so if we both ignore each other then that would be best.

I am not going to stop writing what I enjoy writing just because I upset a handful of people, just like I am not going to stop being gay. I am not religious, so I don't care for the 'Jesus' argument as it means nothing to me. I couldn't give a flying shit if you're religious or not, but please don't shove it in my face because I will only get mad and honestly, it makes me uncomfortable. I have friends who are religious and know I'm gay, I have friends who are both gay and religious, so there shouldn't be an issue. If there is an issue, then go on and rave about it to people who agree with you. I'm not a God-basher just because I don't believe in it - I am just a science student. I think differently - so you shouldn't so purposefully offend me just because my preferences are different to yours.

And for the love of all that is good in this world DO NOT TELL ME I AM GOING TO BRING ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD! This is fanfiction. It is doing no harm whatsoever. Me liking the same sex or writing about it WILL NOT CAUSE MASS DESTRUCTION.

So please. Just don't. Ever. It'll save everyone SO much trouble.

But normally I love reviews! Big love. Huge enormous love. Like, giant elephant love. And if you're really brutally honest and actually give me criticism (CONSTRUCTIVE) and don't review-bash me, then I will love you forever.

Thank you. XD

~WY

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To See the Sun Smile by Zeffyface reviews
What is not real does not matter, but where does the line between truth and illusion lie? Rated to be safe, some blood and romance in later chapters. Male Sheik, but not AU. Complete!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,706 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Link, Sheik - Complete
Three Word Phrase by Jiia-chan reviews
SheikXLink Yaoi Three little words can do anything. They can describe a moment. They can lay bare a soul. They can mean the life or death of a person. Three little words, and the world can change. Now defunct!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 44,134 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Link, Sheik - Complete
Misery Loves Company by Ladelle reviews
As Naruto struggles to discover his purpose, he ends up discovering himself. The road to vengeance is never pretty, but with a new intelligence and even greater allies, the future really, really, never saw this coming. Unfortunately, neither did Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 140,275 - Reviews: 2146 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Foundations by Sara's Girl reviews
When one door closes, another one opens... with a bit of a push. Life, love and complications. Sequel to Reparations. HPDM slash. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 249,430 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of birds and bees by tant-gredelin reviews
Ichigo tries to study. Renji demands his attention. A sort of chaos ensues. From crack to hurt to comfort to smut, all laced with a good dose of humour. Ren/Ichi Yaoi, rated for language and sexual content. Reviews are appreciated!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,160 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Reparations by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,767 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 2,022 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Resolutions by dracosoftie reviews
Students from all four Houses land in detention after their New Year's Eve plans are discovered. Will their hasty new year's resolutions have unexpected consequences? H/D, with other pairings. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,052 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Reckless by relic yuy reviews
Shuuhei & Renji are caught in a compromising situation by Kuchiki Byakuya. Used to be part of the Awkward series but due to the LEMON in part 3, it is now a separate story. ByaShuRen.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,930 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Renji A., Shuuhei H. - Complete
Intimate Skirmishes by nehalenia reviews
All Ishida had wanted was for Kurosaki to look at him. Now, it seemed like Kurosaki couldn't stop looking at him. Where is this love/hate relationship going to end up? Ichigo x Ishida.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,947 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
Bring me to Light by Link-luvr reviews
After being captured by Gerudos, Link is dependent on Sheik to guide him to his destiny as Hero of Time. Can the Sheikah show Link what he's fighting for? Link X Sheik. Sheik is a seperate character. OoT. Slash.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 115,052 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Link, Sheik - Complete
Lies by Leviticus Lied reviews
Shino enters into an arranged marriage, but, as life continues, his relationship with Kiba is also changing. ShinoxOC ShinoxKiba. Rated M as of chapter fourteen.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 166,353 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
Push by Kamisado reviews
Sasuke gets Gaara to go with him to a club. I suck at summaries, just read it. Yaoi, don't like, don't read, flames WILL be ignored, GaaSasu, bathroom sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Little Black Box by Lunar Chasmodai reviews
.AU. The relaxing school trip atmosphere kind of died after the plane went down. Just how long can a group of angry, emotionally unprepared teenagers survive before they kill themselves…or each other? .SasuNaru.ShikaTema.GaaraNeji.Other.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,572 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Your Room Or Mine? by eishi reviews
It sucks to be Souma Kyo: you're constantly drooling over girls you can't have, your friends are making fun of you because you're shy and your male cousin just decided to turn your world upside down by making a move on you. Life's not fair. YukiKyo
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,145 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
Of Bets And Butterflies by eishi reviews
This was not happening. Stupid bets about messing with stupid feelings of stupid people happened only in trash fan fiction, not in real life! Too bad for Kyo that to him, reality was never being fair. KyoYuki
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,520 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
Conversion by Arathe reviews
Five years after his arrival on an alternate world, a chance meeting with someone from his past gives Edward Elric the hope that maybe, just maybe, he might have found his ticket home. Alter!Roy/Ed, Roy/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,638 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
A Midsummer Night's Swim by goneoffthelump reviews
HarryRon Slash. Harry wants to know how naked he has to be for it to count as skinny dipping. Written before DH, so spoiler free and AU by default.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,852 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Truths About Relations by eishi reviews
A relationship without obstacles is not interesting, and that is a fact. Unfortunately their love story chose to ignore that rule. KyoHaru, oneshot
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Kyo S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
Lingering Fragments by Askani Blue reviews
Nothing is ever gone and sometimes masks are as real as the faces behind them. LinkxSheik Post OoT and Majora's Mask.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 99,349 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/24/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Link, Sheik - Complete
Not Seamus' Fault by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Oneshot sequel for Bond. Timestamp meme for Fourth Rose, who asked for a story set postBond, the day after the epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3168 - Favs: 5,992 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Chasing Naruto by AkaiTsume reviews
AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,423 - Reviews: 2529 - Favs: 2,934 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Complete
The Domino Effect by Sam Mellor reviews
Bernard meets the one customer he was never expecting...
Black Books - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Complete
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Things That Didn't Happen reviews
In which Merlin does something that is twenty-seven different kinds of silly, Gwen and Morgana know about other things that aren't true, Arthur is on patrol a lot and Gaius can read minds. Except for when he can't. MERLIN/ARTHUR. SLASH.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,007 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
Doing it Properly reviews
Harry considers employing the spell Hermione taught him, but quickly decides that he probably wouldn't even trust Dumbledore himself with a wand near his nether regions, and pulls his trousers up the old-fashioned way. NONSENSE HUMOUR, TROUSERS, H/D SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Conceding Defeat reviews
“Edward, this is my unbearably gay best friend, Jacob, and he fixes cars. Jacob, this is my know-it-all biology partner, and he’s not interested.” Jacob/Edward. SLASH. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Creature Obstacles reviews
Harry tries to calculate how much wine they’ve had tonight by way of explaining the current situation, gives up almost immediately, and leans heavily against the doorframe while Ron splutters something about "legs" and "Aragog." Harry/Ron. Onesho
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Solidarity reviews
Hermione always has an answer, but Ron's different. Ron will join him in levitating various object high into the air until they can barely be seen, then let them crash to the ground, satisfyingly shattered. Harry/Ron. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
So There Was This Party, Right reviews
Side-story to the So Series. Ino has terrifically bad timing, but luckily no one notices. It's time to set some things straight. Or not-straight. Either way. Involves drunk!Sasuke, suggestive!Naruto, and a delightful helping of awkard.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,551 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
So He's My Boyfriend, Right reviews
Sequel to So There's This Guy, Right. Naruto has some issues he refuses to deal with, Sasuke can't make decisions, the parentals pose to be quite a problem, Itachi's still insane, Sakura still interferes and Shikamaru still doesn't care. YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 203,005 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
No Use For A Mask reviews
Link/Sheik. YAOI. Oneshot. "I’m sure Sheik thinks of his mask as mighty useful, of course, hence the defiant “No, I will not take it off. Ever.”"
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Link, Sheik - Complete
Overflow reviews
Twenty-one sugar cubes. “Ryuzaki, your cup is overflowing.” I nod and add another one, just to see what he will do. Oneshot, L's POV, shounen-ai.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
So There's This Guy, Right reviews
HighSchool fic. Sasuke's POV. Sasuke has a lovehate relationship with a very confused Naruto, Itachi is a wee bit nutty, Sakura's not annoying, Gaara is a perve, Kakashi and Iruka like playing matchmaker and Tenten kicks-a*se. SasuNaru. YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 122,161 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Smart Option reviews
He should have ignored his nose. He should have asked. Or warned him. Or stood up. Or punched him in the face. Reviews very muchly loved and needed for this one.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Kiba I., Kankuro - Complete
Everyone Has A Dark Side reviews
Dark Link's POV. I had been asked to do some ridiculous things in my time, but never to kill a stupid harmless kid. Ah well, orders are orders. Might as well have some fun before he snuffs it. YAOI. LinkxDarkLink who becomes OC.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,496 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Dark Link, Link - Complete