Author has written 6 stories for Metal Gear, Misc. Cartoons, Bleach, Samurai Champloo, Inuyasha, and Final Fantasy VII.
"I don't know what words I can say.
"They're all dead, they just don't know it yet."
"Did everything taste purple just now?"
"I'll have some icecream.. But no sprinkles! For every sprinkle I find I shall kill you!"
"I'll take all you bitches on!"
"Don't judge what you don't understand"
"It's going to be blood for blood and by the gallons. It's the old days. The bad days. The all-or-nothing days. They're back. There's no choices left and I'm ready for war."
"Whose leg do I have to hump to get a martini around here?"
"I will not stop until your head hits the ground"
"A fight is not won by one punch or kick. Either learn to endure or hire a bodyguard"
"My heart to joy at the same tone; And all I loved, I loved alone."
"And you will shed tears of scarlett"
"My tapeworm tells me what to do."
"Excuse me princess"
"What happened to my friggin' car!?"
"Do you crave death?"
"Did you know reapers only eat apples?"
"There's no such thing as trolls." "Then how do you explain the dead unicorns?"
"You can't tame the white supremacist power struggle with cheese!"
"Chicks are like Voltron. The more you hookup the better it is."
"To desire immortality is to desire the eternal perpetuation of a great mistake"
"If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia"
"Execute every act of thy life as though it were thy last"
"I am ready to meet my maker, but whether my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter"
"When you meet your God tell him to leave me alone."
"People struggled to survive, but they lost control. We have to conquer our fear to survive. I don't know what God thinks, but he can see human effort."
"Do you know what Jesus said in John chapter 5? He said 'Don't bring me any trouble, bitch.'"
Maybe I'd add more... and maybe not.
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