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Joined 11-09-07, id: 1417428, Profile Updated: 08-21-13
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto.

Hey there!!

The name is Jasmin, I'm 19.

Currently a Private First Class in the US Army.

By trade, I'm a 68W Healthcare Specialist (Combat Medic)

Stationed in Seoul, South Korea at USAG Yonsan

(Finally!) Married to my high school sweetheart of almost four years :3


I'm slowly working on making Fanfiction a big part of my life again as it once was during my earlier teenage years.

I left the site for about a year or two.

Got caught up in drugs and all that shit, landed myself in jail and all that shit.

The reason I'm sharing this is to prove that it doesn't matter what you've done, what matters is that you are willing to better yourself, and that you actually do it.

I've grown up. I've made something out of myself.

I've taken out my piercings, my gauges, traded my Converse for combat boots, and now I wake up at 0400 every day and go run like four miles!

I'm proud of myself.


It makes me really happy to see that my stories continued to get attention even in the years I was absent.

Fans are still active. It makes me proud to post new chapters and still get responses.

Most of all, I love you guys, my fans, who are always so patient and understanding. It means a lot. Your reviews and PMs inspire me to keep writing, you're all really very sweet and I do this for you all, because it feels good to know someone out there is enjoying something I put effort into. Thank you guys for reading, thank you for all the support!! :D


On another note!!

I am proud to introduce to you my friend FrontlineTrifecta

We attended AIT together and are both stationed in Korea

She has been writing this AMAZING story which I had the honor to Beta read

So please please please go check it out, I promise you won't regret it

The name of her story is Slow Burn and the summary reads:

"Hinata's life is turned upside down by an S-Rank mission she was mistakenly assigned. Eventual Kakashi/Hinata, possible character death."

Your support is greatly appreciated and YES I am still working on my story!! I have writer's block like you would not believe :(

*EDIT: She might be needing to get a new account because the airport broke her laptop and all her FFN stuff was on there, it's really a long story. So I'll have news on that for y'all that read her stuff ASAP, but reviews are still appreciated, and in the even that she does need to make a new account, I'll give her a shout out again with her new info and of course all your wonderful feedback would be greatly appreciated :D :D Thank you, guys!

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Step Brothers by AkasunaSora reviews
Deidaras stepmother is asked to temporarily take care of an orphan that noone will adopt. Will this end in disaster or will both boys learn to rely on eachother. What happens when enemies violence and lost relatives get in the way? NOT YAOI suggested only
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,228 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Sasori, Deidara
Slow Burn by FrontlineTrifecta reviews
Hinata's life is turned upside down by an S-Rank mission she was mistakenly assigned. Eventual Kakashi/Hinata, possible character death.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,122 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Hinata H., Kakashi H.
Uchiha Potter by Chosha Kurenai reviews
After Voldemort's fall, Harry was raised as an Uchiha with his cousins Sasuke and Itachi, unaware of his other heritage. How will Hogwarts deal with this kunai-weilding, Ass-kicking Uchiha Harry Potter?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 300,157 - Reviews: 2337 - Favs: 3,505 - Follows: 3,719 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
Loving Darkness by Secret-Wolf-Cub reviews
Currently being edited-Welcome to Konoha, the village hidden in the leaves. Here you will find Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke and Gaara of the sand tangled in a web of violence, drugs, misery and precarious love. WARNING contains explicit material
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
Living, Dying, and Surviving by NamikazeXUzumaki reviews
This is a story about an average individual who impacts a group of people's lives. Through exceptional self-sacrifice Minato Namikaze changes the lives of those around him. Rated M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,552 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
My Eyes by aalleexxwhat reviews
SasuNaru AU. Sasuke is the school's top student. Naruto is his drug-addicted, rebel friend. He tries to make Naruto turn over a new leaf. When Sasuke finds out the real reason why his friend acts that way, he decides to make a very big sacrifice...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 47,154 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Charlie Bone and the Lost Stones of Power by Hikari no Vikki reviews
Charlie's father has been found, strange things are happening at Bloor's, and four new students have enrolled each with a peculiar endowment of their own. And what's more, Asa is missing! But something else is afoot... can Asa be saved in time?
Charlie Bone - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,208 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 9/23/2007
Something's wrong with Gaara by xXTsumetaiXx reviews
It was a normal day until Gaara got a package. Ever since then Gaara's been acting very strangely. What was in that package? Who gave it to him? What's going on! Now Temari and Kankuro have to find out what has happened to their sibling!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,560 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
A Tall Cappuccino by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
Sasori is the artistic coffee addict who never really had a friend until he meets Deidara, a pyromaniac who also happens to be the new employee at Starbucks. Sasori/Deidara. Shounen-ai, AU. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,631 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Sand in the Leaves by Ahmenet reviews
Gaara has lost his possition, his village and everything he's built his life around. With only one piece of his former life to cling to how will he survive? Warning: People will die. I can't add all the Genres I need for this. FriendshipComfort too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,395 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Gaara
Gun to My Head by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
Sasori and Deidara run away, sick of being persecuted because they're lovers. But when they accidentally witness a murder, they have a better reason to be running...Orochimaru's after them. AU, Deidara/Sasori HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,729 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Never forgive, Never forget by forever-waiting reviews
Deidara's past...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,429 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Deidara
The Contest in Konoha! by I Have An Alter Ego reviews
When you start a simple contest, be ready to expect insanity: a chibi Gaara who loves cookies! Tsunade being attacked! Sakura afraid of the dark! Who will succumb to the insanity? Everyone. WARNING: .CRACK FICTION.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,416 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Complete
Notes with the Akatsuki by OfFiCiAl.TwIlIgHtEr reviews
Tobi can't talk, so he makes the rest of the Akatsuki talk to him IN NOTE FORM! OOCness, randomness, and Hidanswearstoomuchness. Oh, and Itachi might also get drunk in later chapters. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Obito U.
Caught her eyes by Caffienated reviews
Konoha High gets a new student, A certain red head. Will Sasuke accept him or will they battle over shy little Hinata? A special split personality doesnt give a crap, but which one of these Bishonens will she choose?GaaHina, SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,259 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Just a Joke by xxchibixbakaxx reviews
well how to put this simple...Ino, Chouji, and Kankarou lock Temari and Shikamaru in a small shed. Doesnt sound so bad exept that Chouji secretly hid a camerera in it! Will things start to heat up between Temari and Shikamaru? read to find out!ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Buried by Sand by Areazel reviews
Kankuro had been dead for a year. To day the two sibling mourn.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Magnetic Attraction: Angel and Demon by risingfallback reviews
GaaHina He was her stalker, a technical school genuis. She was the freshman track star that recieved his love. It really is true: opposties attract. Gaara tries to win her love, while dealing with the fact that she is utterly clueless. complete sequel out
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,335 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Charlie Bone and the Randomness Twister by Finding-Emo reviews
WARNING: This fic involves Billy's box, more problems concerning the Gay Gun and the EmoMobile. We seriously recommend parental guide dog. Rated M for Manfred.
Charlie Bone - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2008
Therein it is too hot by Coins In A Jar reviews
Twoshot about summer meetings in the Akatsuki. Those cloaks sure are warm, un... Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Deidara, Zetsu - Complete
Deidara's Childhood by iRant reviews
A depressing story about Deidara-san's childhood.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Deidara
Tastes Like Chicken by Death-Nerd reviews
The story of Zetsu, from birth to Akatsuki. No pairings Rated T to be safe. Read and Review
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,018 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
A Day in the Life of a Teen by OfFiCiAl.TwIlIgHtEr reviews
1. Not a crackfic 2. "Akatsuki Teens", but with a different name & slight changes to the basic story. 3. I hope it's good, so please review. 4. Rated for Hidan's mouth. Characters will change depending on most recent chapter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Itachi U., Hidan
Poor Kakashi by TnR reviews
A jutsu hits Gaara and he gets turned into a chibi. Who else to take care of him but our alltime favourite jounin Kakashi? HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,546 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Kakashi H., Gaara
Bathroom Wars by NeuroticSeduction reviews
What really happens as our favorite ninja prepare for the day? Oh Kami, Gaara can't find his eyeliner... and Sasuke's hair looks terrible! Fix it, Itachi! Fix it! Sing it, Neji! D8 CRACK OOCness Cowrite with TenSecondTom
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Gaara, Sasuke U.
Color Coded Madness by ChayneRaection reviews
When a mysterious ring is brought into the Akatsuki by Tobi, chaos erupts. As it makes it's way from member to member, they learn no one is safe. Will someone be smart enough to realize it's a mood ring and get rid of it once and for all?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,724 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
Hidan's Christmas by OfFiCiAl.TwIlIgHtEr reviews
Hidan hates Christmas and Tobi tries to make it better. Will it work? Where's Tobi? Only one way to find out!: Read this! oneshot. Please R&R. Rated for Hidan's mouth. NO YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Insanity by kyeojin reviews
This is a poem I wrote the day I was really pissed. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Sadness in Death of a Loved One by deathberry1392 reviews
Konan is worried about Deidara's state of mind after Sasori's death. [PeinKonan] [SasoriDeidara]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Konan, Deidara - Complete
Konoha High by blackrose4ever reviews
high school, vampires, friends, a food tray, the beach, a school trip, a ball, awesome pranks and one seriously mental sister...and i don't own Naruto DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,315 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Complete
Sasuke's Dictionary by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Let Uchiha Sasuke define the people around him for you. sasusaku. slightly crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 67 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
You are my Sunshine by Psychoticbunny reviews
Hyuuga Neji is your average nine year old boy. He plays sports, attends the fourth grade, and dislikes shopping for clothes. So why wont he go into the bathroom? Gaahina ON HIATUS!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,914 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Hinata H., Gaara
Troublesome Secrets by XxTemmaxX reviews
It starts out with a slumber party, then the boys spy, they all are invited to the next party...Kankuro is going crazy! Main pairing ShikaXTema, other pairings InoXKibaXChoji, SasuXSaku, NejiXTenten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,778 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
November Crimson by SerenNoir reviews
As soon as I heard the first shot, I knew immediately what was happening. My second realization was this: Gaara had finally cracked. School Shooting fic. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Affliction by everyday0203 reviews
[AU] Sakura is a volunteer at a mental institution and is forced to take on Gaara as a patient...can Sakura cure Gaara? or will Gaara's affliction rub off onto Sakura as well?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,799 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Blue by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
Gaara's eyes widened and he stumbled back, triping and falling in the process. It couldn't be! He was dead! He killed him! Yashamaru... A scream ripped itself from his throat. Rated for angst.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,517 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Gaara, Yashamaru - Complete
55 WAYS TO BUG DA AKATSUKI by Sir Loin of Beef reviews
SEE ABOVE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter: Dark Lord by Lady-Water2 reviews
Harry Potter has joined the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 91 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Harry P.
Caught on Strings by Acerbitas reviews
Gaara yearns for love he cannot possess. When Temari refuses him, he doesn't know how to react. GaaraxTemari, KankurouxTemari? warning: noncon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Tears of an artist by x se reviews
Deidara and his artwork. Drabble ONE SHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Deidara - Complete
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Sweet Childhood Memories reviews
The prequel to 'Akatsuki High' and the story of Deidara's life. Follows the Akatsuki High characters from when they were kids all the way to their junior year. Rated M. Pairings, same as in Akatsuki High.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 67,702 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Deidara, Sasori
Accident Of Fate reviews
After his father leaves the family and his mom looses her job, Deidara comes to Amegakure H.S. hoping for a normal life. But when you become a teen dad and you find out that your fantasies don't only contain girls, things become as abnormal as can be.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,215 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Deidara
Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder reviews
Akasuna No Sasori leads a perfect life. He's got his dream job and a comfortable apartment. Deidara is fresh out of highschool and no job. What would be better than to work as an artist...for Sasori at Sugoi Inc.? Rated M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
Happy Anniversary! reviews
It's Pein and Konan's three-year anniversary and Konan is really excited. The only problem: it seems Pein has completely forgotten! One-shot, PeinxKonan Rated T
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Pain/Pein, Konan
Konoha High En Espanol reviews
Es el primer dia de escuela para todos. La directora es una alcholica y los maestros son muy raros. Y que hara Hinata cuando le piden que sea amiga de Gaara? NejixTen, GaaxHina -T por lenguaje y otras cosas-
Naruto - Rated: T - Spanish - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,228 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Akatsuki High reviews
Ah, the wonders of senior year in high school! Parties, beer, getting arrested...Deidara is just a normal teenager attending a normal high school, except for the fact that he's suicidal and his dad's a violent alcoholic. SasoxDei PeinxKonan HidanxKonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,942 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Konoha High reviews
It's everyone's first day of High School. Their principal is an alcoholic and what's with the weird teachers? And what will Hinata do when she is asked to make friends with Gaara? NejixTen, GaaxHina, Rated T for language and other things
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 22,512 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete