kazenoyouni
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Joined 11-09-07, id: 1417517, Profile Updated: 07-30-18
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto.

Decided since it’s been a while, that I’d post up a new profile.

So I am kazenoyouni, Super Slacker Extraordinaire (as my readers will attest). I am notorious for going long gaps between updates, but I always finish! (Trying, anyway).

Female cat-owner with Future Crazy Cat Lady in the works. I exist to work, sleep, and watch anime/read manga. Writing done in spurts (often at work, where I spend long stretches in front of a computer- read as ‘most of my life’). I get to work ridiculously early because I hate traffic, but this is good for you, because I can write! (Not that I always do, sorry.) Though this kinda makes it awkward for me to write smut-ish-ness.

You may have noticed by now, after reading a few of my stories, I am one of those all-over-the-place kind of writers. Basically, if I wanna read it, I will write it, and maybe share it with you all. Random story ideas flood my mind constantly. I don’t much think about trying to have a consistent type of story or whatever, and often I find myself throwing plans out of the window when the characters I write say ‘screw that, we’re doing this instead!’ So I’m pretty much a go-with-the-flow-eh-whatever kind of writer. If I can see it all come together in the end, I can say I’m happy (which sometimes happens whether I plan for it or not, kinda scary, lol).

As such, we get cracktacular stuff like SA, drama-ish stuff like Storms and Ayakashi, etc etc. I may have a sort of ‘stylistic consistency’ or whatever, but I probably couldn’t identify one if you put my own stories in front of me (like, seriously. sometimes I come across something in my computer and it's like, 'what? I wrote that??'). Meh.

I can do general outlines, but nothing solid, because my characters like freedom. Apparently.

By the way, I’m going to Tokyo in December, after ten years of trying desperately to go back. Yay!

In the interim, I hope to have something to post every week until I leave (that’s the plan, anyway). I even made a schedule! (That’s the slightly OCD accountant in me.)

Below you will find the best I can manage to include the comic version of Storms. It is incomplete (unfortunately). I would super not mind if someone wants to try a new go at it now that Storms is (OMG) complete. Just let me know :)

http semicolon double slash storms dot smackjeeves dot com slash comics slash 804253 slash 1

Do I seriously have that much to say about myself? Like, what the heck?

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Noblesse Oblige by syaoran no hime reviews
His kindness towards her? Noblesse oblige. But her heart just wouldn't listen. SouMegu.
Shokugeki no Soma/食戟のソーマ - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,782 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 11/13/2015 - Soma Y., Megumi T. - Complete
Getting It Right by D U A L I T Y x2 reviews
Set after chapter 402. He killed Aizen but he hasn't won. They died, all of them. Now he has a chance to save them again, and this time he was going to get it right ::Multiple pairings::
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 206,850 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 1,652 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Ichigo K., Orihime I.
Lady in Waiting by Crystal Dawn reviews
During the Heian era, when mystical beasts roamed the Imperial Palace grounds, one such creature and one of the Princess' ladies in waiting have a fateful meeting... AU, of course!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,418 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - [Ichigo K., Orihime I.]
Stuck in the Between by michelerene reviews
Naruto spun in a circle and tried desperately to understand where he was. What if the difference between life and death, heaven and hell, and this life and the next, rested on the shoulders of a person he’d never met. At least not this time. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,455 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 117 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Four Fathers Talk by R. Liam reviews
Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 1,706 - Follows: 240 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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Love Hotel reviews
Every day was boring, but things were starting to look a little better... SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,655 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/12/2019 - Published: 2/15/2019 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Ayakashi -or- Wandering Spirits reviews
He's always been wandering, searching, waiting. No longer human, unable to just fade away, he bides his time. What is he waiting for? Will he ever find it again? All he can do is keep wandering and hoping. Maybe this time… SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,773 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 11/27/2018 - Published: 4/8/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Storms reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is all alone. At least, until he's taken in by a dark, rich stranger. It seems he now has something to live for again... SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 103 - Words: 166,999 - Reviews: 2932 - Favs: 2,399 - Follows: 2,278 - Updated: 7/27/2018 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sexy Ass reviews
For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,353 - Reviews: 2480 - Favs: 3,637 - Follows: 3,222 - Updated: 1/1/2018 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Philosophy of Ramen reviews
Can ramen determine a person's path in life? Uzumaki Naruto thinks it can. The Philosophy of Ramen is one that guides the Path of Fate… But fate can be unexpected. And yummy. (SasuNaru)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,469 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/24/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just a Joke reviews
Naruto hopes this is all just a joke, but what kind of crazy joke is this? But bound by a promise he can't just ignore, will he give in and let this joke influence the rest of his life? And if he did, would it really be so bad? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,058 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
First and Second Chances reviews
A chance he's been waiting for finally arrives, and along with it, a second chance at something he's always wanted... AU, hints at SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete