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Joined 11-09-07, id: 1417541, Profile Updated: 04-22-10
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and Naruto.

Hello Fans of Fiction!

Name: CrystalDragon791

Location: Middle Earth

Age: One hundred bizillion and five

Okay, I guess this is the part where I say stuff about me...

Favorite Authors: Jane Austen, Tamora Pierce, Stephenie Meyer, J.K. Rowling, Rick Riordan, Jeff Stone, Patricia C. Wrede, Cornelia Funke, Ursula K. LeGuin, James Patterson, Dan Brown, C.S. Lewis, J.R.R. Tolkein, William Shakespeare, Dorothy Parker, Emily Dickenson, Robert Frost

Favorite Movies: Star Trek 2009, The Blind Side, The Hangover, The Faculty, West Side Story, Die Hard, New Moon, Twilight, Defiance, Breakfast Club, Serenity, Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist, A Walk to Remember, 10 Things I Hate About You, Hitch, Indiana Jones (1, 3, and 4), Star Wars, Pirates of the Caribbean, August Rush, lots of Disney, Sound of Music, Miss Potter, 27 Dresses, P.S. I Love You, Little Women (Winona Ryder version), X-Men, Mighty Ducks, the Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Narnia, Murder on the Orient Express, Jane Austen movies, Shakespeare movies, No Reservations, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, Underworld, the Da Vinci Code, Batman (all of them!), James Bond, the first two Mummys (third was crap--China?!), Casablanca, Roman Holiday, To Kill a Mockingbird (Gregory Peck version), Romeo + Juliet (Leo DiCaprio and Clara Danes version), Shakespeare in Love, Shrek, National Treasure 1 & 2, Night at the Museum 1 & 2, Take the Lead, Cold Mountain, Angels and Demons, and so many more...

Favorite Music: Paramore, Superchick, Evanescence, Panic at the Disco, Fall Out Boy, Avril Lavigne, Sarah McLachlan, Jonas Brothers (DON'T HATE! It's a guilty pleasure!), the Beatles, Sinatra, many many soundtracks to favorite movies, Kelly Clarkson, ABBA, All Angels, Black Eyed Peas, some Coldplay, some Metro Station, Finger Eleven, The Fray, Nickelback, Hinder, Jordin Sparks, Katy Perry, Kaki King, a little Maroon 5, P!nk, Plain White T's, the Veronicas, Queen, Rihanna, Seal, Joan Jett, Journey, Bon Jovi, a little Aerosmith, early Michael Jackson, many more I can't think of off the top of my head

Favorite Musicals: Rent, Spring Awakening, 110 in the Shade, Wicked, Newsies, Chicago, Hairspray, West Side Story, Kiss Me Kate, Les Miserables, Lion King, Beauty and the Beast, Curtains, Phantom of the Opera

Favorite Hobbies: BAND! (certifiable band geek in the house!), hiking, writing, reading, movies, friends, family, boats, traveling, singing, hot drummer-boys, Scrabble (try playing with my family--it gets unrealistically intense and downright silly)

Favorite TV: House, Gilmore Girls (sob), Firefly (WAIL!), NCIS, CSI (Vegas and NY), Bones, Criminal Minds, 10 Things I Hate About You, Royal Pains, Burn Notice, Psych, Law & Order, Project Runway, Naruto, One Piece, Avatar: the Last Airbender, Food Network Challenge, Ace of Cakes

Favorite Pairings: Harry Potter--Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Neville/Hannah, Draco/Astoria, Luna/Rolf, George/Angelina, Bill/Fleur, Percy/(random wife named)Audrey, Lupin/Tonks, Scorpius/Rose; Naruto--SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaTema, NejiTen, GaaMatsu, Ino and Kakashi can be with whomever they want as long as they don't interfere with previously mentioned couples; Twilight--all the ones Steph Meyer established, I am strictly Team Edward (and recently Team Tayor :3); House--Cameron/Chase, Foreman/Thirteen, House/Cuddy; Firefly--Mal/Inara, Zoe/Wash, Simon/Kaylee, River/not-Jayne; Avatar--Aang/Katara, Zuko/Mai, Sokka/Suki, Toph/the Duke; X-men--Logan/not Jane, Scott/Jane, Rogue/Bobby, Kitty/Piotr; Star Trek 2009--Spock/Uhura!, Kirk/whoever, Bones/whoever, you get the picture...I stick to canon here, people

I have a love of randomness and funny OOC-ness, and a pet peeve for cliches, Mary Sue's, and Gary Stu's. I am not a big slash person, but I can get into it if it's well-written. I also have a growing fear that if Hollywood continues making sequels of my favorite movies or making my favorite books into movies, they'll ruin everything I know and love. My fave peeps on this site are PhantomKat (my awesome beta), shkamaru15, Tobi'sgoodgirllovesSasuSaku (GG for short), ArcTheJedi, and armywife. They, for lack of a better word, ROCK the fanfictional world.

Yay! If you've read this far, you must like my stories--so go back and review them, for goodness sake! That's the best gift you can give a person like me. Read on, fair readers, read on...

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Off The Grid by Lattelady reviews
Bourne and Nicky pairing. What do they really have between them and will Jason ever remember it? SPOILERS FOR ALL THREE MOVIES. Note rating change! COMPLETED at long last.
Bourne series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 70,839 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 9/30/2007 - J. Bourne/David W./Delta/Cain, Nicky P. - Complete
Shy Girl, Lonely Boy: NaruHina 50 ways by AbsintheJade21 reviews
Assortment of drabbles based on random themes to celebrate Naruto and Hinata! All quick and easy reads about their friendship/relationship. Stop in for a few! #48. "Bed" now up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 25,817 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Lost In Translation by callmecrazy83 reviews
When we speak, do we ever really say what we mean? A story of how Uhura and Spock were able to translate each other, from the very beginning.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,381 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 5/13/2009 - N. Uhura, Spock
A Courage of Heart by Bubble Wrapped Kitty reviews
Neville Longbottom had always known that he had a different sort of bravery than his fellow Gryffindors, but will it be enough to help him stand up against his most dangerous opponent yet: Love. Post DH, NL/HA
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,773 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 9/14/2009 - [Neville L., Hannah A.] - Complete
XMen First Class on Facebook! by SageK reviews
First Class Prompt: Anachronism! Charles and Erik declare themselves to be in a relationship via Facebook. The others react in the most inappropriate and hilarious ways.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Five Times Finn Thinks Blaine Is Cool by dtngfan reviews
..and one time Kurt does not. Finn - as he watches Kurt and Blaine's relationship unfolding. Finn point of view, but definitely Kurt and Blaine...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
So Really, Only One Thing's Changed by Croik reviews
First Class, post movie: Charles struggles in the aftermath. Warnings for ableism.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,777 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Hank/Beast - Complete
a word, a signal, a nod by analine reviews
Five times Jack finds himself in Ianto's flat in the middle of the night. References to Cyberwoman, Countrycide, KKBB, and Exit Wounds. Jack/Ianto; one-shot.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,806 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
A Serious Business by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Companion to 'A series of unfortunate texts' - Basically how Sam and Gabriel meet. Can be read on its own and has no sway over the other story at all. Fluff, humour, romance and a little angst.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,493 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
The Obligatory Kitten Fiction by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Yes I wrote a kitten fic, try not to roll your eyes too hard. Castiel is a cat, witches suck, Gabriel shows up and Sam just wants to eat lettuce. Crack and cuteness.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Avatar Chronicles:: To Truly See by Sapphire-Raindrop reviews
Sara Mason is twenty-five years old, and after the battle with the Na'vi and RDA, she's torn between loyalty to Earth and love for Pandora. When she is given the opportunity to become one with The People, she is forced to choose the path she will walk.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 111,035 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
Time Immemorial by Beringae reviews
Before all the turmoil, before Jason Bourne was turned upside down by memory and made into a target, he and Nicky Parsons were colleagues, constantly testing the waters around each other. This is her story. Please note the necessary ratings change.
Bourne series - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,674 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 8/20/2007
Hating Others by SEEKER-2000 reviews
Burt can't sit back and listen to another person bashing homosexuals. "I'd really appreciate it if you didn't say that word in front of me," Burt started gently. Based on a prompt from the Glee Fluff Meme T for language
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Burt H., Kurt H. - Complete
Every Breath by Christy Tortland reviews
She wrapped her arms around his neck and buried her face in his bare shoulder. "Don't you ever leave me, Spock," she said harshly. "Don't you dare leave me." FULL LENGTH fic. Uhura/Spock. EPILOGUE UP! Separate oneshot to follow.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,198 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 5/11/2009 - N. Uhura, Spock - Complete
What You See Isn't Always What You Get by werewolfluvr147 reviews
What if Hinata didn't know she was talking to Naruto and her real personality came out and they became best friends? But as soon as she went to school she was the same old wall flower? Written half in Instant Message, half in real world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,208 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Rachael's Story by PixelatedThoughts reviews
Simply a vampire/werewolf story that I wrote for my friend. Summary inside. Rated M for language.
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,155 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2010
Shattered by Historybuff1536 reviews
Sometimes a bad night out drinking can end well. S/R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,385 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Neville's Patronus by Kindle-the-Stars reviews
Because Neville simply rocks and doesnt get enough appreciation. Its Hannah/Neville in order to be cannon to the books who saw that coming! but i felt dirty because im a Luna fan. Oneshot, bit Drabbly - review? :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Neville L., Hannah A. - Complete
Serpent Subdued by frozenpixie reviews
If in doubt, just wing it. Astoria/Draco, sort of sequel to Taming the Serpent or a stand-alone piece of fluff, banter and slight oddness on their wedding day.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
Starlight by EnjoyingObsession reviews
The interweaving voices of Moritz and Ilse illustrate some of their shared history. Takes place on the night of his death. MoritzIlse.
Spring Awakening - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Moritz S., Ilse - Complete
Say it Again by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
AU Slight OOC SasuSaku "I don't want to hurt you." My eyes widened, and I couldn't help but let my tears fall. He saw that I was crying, and he quickly pulled me into his arms. "Just let me go." I said to him. "No. I won't." And I wish he'd say it again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,609 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Taming the Serpent by frozenpixie reviews
If in doubt, flirt wildly. Astoria/Draco oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
Love Is by msllamalover reviews
Love is different for everyone. Sometimes it's easily missed or heavily disguised. Without a doubt, love is the most magical thing. Snippets of every imaginable relationship, for the 100 pairing challenge. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 38,752 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Hannah A., Neville L. - Complete
Of Meetings in Vineyards by Slow Walker reviews
ONESHOT My thoughts on Hanschen's feelings during the Word of Your Body Reprise scene. Because really, Hanschen is a total softie. I smushed Andy Mientus/Ben Fankhauser and the Andy Mientus/Ben Moss performances together. Unfortunately no smut.
Spring Awakening - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Hanschen R., Ernst R. - Complete
Til Death Do Us Part by NeverAPrefect reviews
Series of short little one-shot drabbles from multiple generations of female characters and their thoughts/ experiences with marriage.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009
Not the Time or Place! by HanschenRilowIsSexOnASpork reviews
Hanschen has this knack of stealing Ernst at the most innapropriate of times and in the most unsuitable places. Hernst
Spring Awakening - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Ernst R., Hanschen R. - Complete
Dreams of You by wolf with panther eyes reviews
Every night, she dreams of him. Every night, he dreams of her. Because it is only in dreams that they can be together. ArthurGwen drabble, very minor spoilers for 'The Once and Future Queen'.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Gwen/Guinevere, Arthur - Complete
Keep Away with the Cullens by piratehannelore reviews
Edward's on edge. Emmett and Jasper can't handle it. So they decide to give Edward a taste of his own medicine...with a game of keep away...with Bella as the prize. What happens when the rest of the family joins in? Reviews please. T for mild language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,272 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
Ghosts and Ghoulies by PixelatedThoughts reviews
Halloween...Cullen style! Bella experiences her first Halloween with the Cullen clan. Magical and mysterious mishaps ensue! Better summary inside. Human Bella. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,206 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 10/3/2008
Appetite by outtabreath reviews
Spock’s brain is a little more Human; Uhura’s is just as pushy as ever. The continuation of Discoveries.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,636 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Synthesis by Kristen Elizabeth reviews
A process which combines together two elements, resulting in the formation of something new. Sarek/Amanda, Spock/Uhura.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Sleepover Wars by gianna loves SasuSaku reviews
-x.X COMPLETE! X.x- Sakura has a sleepover. Naruto has a sleepover. A little fighting, a little cussing, and BAM! You've got yourself a war. SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaTema, KibaIno, NejiTen. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,264 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
Discoveries by outtabreath reviews
Uhura's brain is pushy and Spock's is logical. This is what happens when pushiness, logic and humor meet Star Trek.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,976 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
The Opposite of Logic by Kristen Elizabeth reviews
I do not believe I have ever hurt anyone as much as I have hurt her, Jim.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,878 - Reviews: 1754 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Remain With You by C.Queen reviews
When Uhura overhears Kirk talking about the "Old Spock's" past she seeks out Spock to make sure he realizes that their future together is going to be very different from the one they would have had.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/21/2009 - N. Uhura, Spock - Complete
Because I loved her by kissmekent reviews
In the new star trek movie we get introduced to the relationship between Spock and Uhura. In this story follows their relationship from the beginning...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,267 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Bed and Banter by Silindro reviews
Oneshot. In the middle of the night Uhura decides to have a chat with her Vulcan bedmate. Spock x Uhura
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Trial by Leaves by ArcTheJedi reviews
Naruto is ready for the role of Hokage, but he has one grand challenge to overcome first. Now he must prove his conviction to his friends; along the way he may discover just as much about them …and himself. NaruHina, other pairings, T for my own paranoia.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 102,623 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Music High by xXxPunkPrincess2894xXx reviews
Five girls arrive at Konoha high. With new arrivals sparks new trouble as these girls mix it up with the feelings of heartbreak, happiness, sorrow, and love in the songs that bonds these ten hearts. Originally called Naruto High
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,452 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Patronus Wizards by MagikCat reviews
A Patronus is only as powerful as the conjurer. Four young wizards discover if they have what it takes as they grow up in an uncertain world. A/N: Character Tags might change with each part.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,345 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Magician by Demactica reviews
Ernst and Hanschen meet after dark. Again. Fluff ensues.
Spring Awakening - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Ernst R., Hanschen R. - Complete
In Another Life by PixelatedThoughts reviews
When the Carter family move from Seattle, Washington, to Manchester, England, things are turned upside down. With all eyes on the beautiful new students at school, how will they cope with the unwelcome attention? Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,586 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009
The Tale of Sonja and Lucian by Tarren Read reviews
Like the classic tale of Romeo and Juliet, a willed Sonja must fight the beliefs of her clan when she falls in love with a Lycan, much to her father's dismay. Will love endure, despite adversity and scorn? If you've seen the movie, you know how it ends.
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,617 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008
Cry Baby Cry by PhantomKat reviews
Set after BDM. Zoe's thoughts on the passing of Wash.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Zoe W. - Complete
Stupid Bloody Ink Bottle by Historybuff1536 reviews
Ginny has had a bad day. She was late for charms, she got caught hexing some prat and she got sprayed with pumpkin juice, because Errol landed in it. Further more, she's embarrassed because Harry has just seen her, in her pink bunny rabbit pajamas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,310 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Twelve Days of Narumas! by Tobi'sgoodgirllovesSasuSaku reviews
Time to spread the good cheer of the holidays! And to help me do it, I've got the Naruto cast right here to help! So enjoy their singing of my own version of the Twelve Days of Christmas! WARNING: Contains Christmas crack and slight SasuSaku. I warned you
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Never Let Ninjas Near Laptops by Tobi'sgoodgirllovesSasuSaku reviews
What happens when I leave Team 7 alone with my computer? Let's just say, not one of my better ideas. Crack, crack, and more crack! Oh, and some SasuSaku, but you might have to look hard to see it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Perfection by yourbrainversusmytractorbeam reviews
Because we know, at any moment, they could find out, and this little miracle--this thing we've found between us-- this thing that's come to mean everything to me--could end. sasu/saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Perfectly Perfect by yourbrainversusmytractorbeam reviews
Sequel to Perfection. Oneshot. And in between it looking like a hamster, to stupid bitchy fangirls, everything was turning out perfectly perfect. SASU/SAKU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,977 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
High School Hell by Historybuff1536 reviews
And Edward thought it was bad when he heard the thoughts of the guys around Bella...what will he do when it's his daughter? Post BD. Regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Edward, Bella
Kings and Queens by asteriskjam reviews
When Konoha’s Kunoichi Preparatory and Shinobi Academy merge, the four commanding ‘monarchs’ of either school struggle for reign, spectacularly clash, and inexplicably find the enemy attractive. -SasuSaku- -NaruHina- -ShikaIno- -NejiTen-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,400 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Afternoon Naps by Historybuff1536 reviews
If there’s one thing that Harry Potter knows about his self; it’s that he’s not the most observant person in the world. So if the truth were to be known about his current observation; he’s not really sure what he sees, or thinks for that matter. H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Let me be your wings x by MusicLuva reviews
Sakura loved Disney. She had her moments. But what will she do when someone see's her 'moment? SakuXSasu Enjoy x
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Explosion by Reinao Tanaka reviews
They had been teammates for years and their feelings had been building for almost that long. When their emotions finally came out, it made sense that it would be as an explosion. Too bad Gai and Lee had to interfere. NejiTen. Fluffy one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,945 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Testosterone Boys and Harlequin Girls by FallenAngel92 reviews
RATED M: NejiTen, SasuSaku, NaruHina, SaiIno, & ShikaTema: High School scenarios, of course! It's how the regular teen gets laid!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Complete
Under The Movie Light by The Jasper Raven reviews
[NaruHina] Naruto and Hinata decide to go to the movies for their first date. They learn a lot about each other on that night.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2008 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
My Uchiha Matriarch by Quintessentia reviews
“Naruto, it’s time for you to leave. You’re disrespecting the very air of our house with your abominable excuse for dancing, and you are interrupting my Sakura-fantasies.” ::SasuSaku:: CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Midnight by Jan Lee reviews
[ONESHOT]. Sakura, Sasuke, and their midnight fun. Sakura-centric, Sakura/Sasuke, big-time LEMON.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/17/2008 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
The Anatomy of a Bromance by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
James and Sirius. "Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?" An inside look at one of the closest friendships the world will know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,636 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 85 - Published: 8/11/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Cullen Fan Mail! by royailight reviews
Got a question for the Cullens? Ask them! It's as easy as replying! Just a random fic about the Cullen's answering their fan mail! Please R'n'R. Rated T for language, letter content, fangirl wars,and me being on crack O.o
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,625 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 2/13/2008
Forevermore by fyerigurl reviews
The mission to bring Sasuke back has failed. Trusts will be betrayed, friendships will be tested, secrets best left alone will be uncovered. Retitled. NaruHina, SasuSaku, NejiTen, ShikaTema and more inside. DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Dumbledore's Army and the Year of Darkness by Thanfiction reviews
Originally posted as the Dumbledore's Army Series: A novel following Neville and the D.A. through the 7th year at Hogwarts under the reign of Snape and the Carrows. Contains ALL previously posted sections.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 256,506 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 2,865 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
Perfect by The Sound Of Thunder reviews
He tentetivley reaches out a trembling finger, and with painstaking care, slowly caresses his childs cheek for the first time. Baby lets out a mewling sound, and one of its tiny hands is gripping his finger. He thinks his heart will burst. NaruHina fluff!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Anchors by luminous lullaby reviews
Wherever you go, I will anchor you. Bella/Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
Finding Lost Jumpers and Friendly Bets by Historybuff1536 reviews
Ginny has lost her jumper and George makes good on a family bet. Post DH, Just a cute little family oriented oneshot. H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Ramen KamiSama by UnderTheSkyy reviews
Everyone knows that Hokage's word is law, but when he takes his power abit too far by trying to get his enitre village to start worshiping noodles in broth, you know your in for one hell of a ride. crack, slight SasxSaku Partner To TheThornBush
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,652 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Déjà Vu by BlueGreenApples reviews
Post-Cannon.SasuSaku. Rin and Sakura, Kakashi and Sasuke. History just keeps repeating itself. Rated for violence and strong language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,291 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
God Rest ye Merry Gryffindor by Historybuff1536 reviews
Ginny's chastity has come under question and that can mean only one thing: The Weasley brothers want to kill Harry. What's Harry going to do, with six Weasley men trying to kill him? And why does Ginny think she's doomed? This story is Ginny's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,278 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Reunion by Historybuff1536 reviews
Harry and Ginny's Reunion after the battle. Very Fluffy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Seating Arrangements by Melodyrider reviews
Kitty has some trouble with her powers until she gets some unexpected help from a classmate. Kiotr. Part of the Xavier Institute Chronicles.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Kitty, Colossus - Complete
Left unsaid by potionslover reviews
Rose Weasley believes there isn't a chance in the world, Scorpius Malfoy the most popular guy at Hogwarts could fall for her. But is that true? Will the lack of candidness ruin their chances of being together.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,041 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Scorpius M. - Complete
Written In Blood by Jess.91 reviews
Rose Weasley never understood her cousin's friendship with Scorpius Malfoy. But could she possibly see beyond his surname and distance the boy from his blood? And could they overcome the old family rivalry? Written before the family tree, so slightly AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,567 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Scorpius M. - Complete
breaking the habit by the blanket reviews
[SasuSaku] I'm scared as hell to want you, but here I am, wanting you anyway. Sakura, Sasuke, and breaking habits. And maybe, just maybe, learning new ones.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Granddad Weasley Would Never Forgive You! by Hanneli reviews
For those who think Jo was hinting at a future relationship between Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy. The prologue is set at their first meeting, when shy little Scorpius begins to develop a crush on the talkative girl he meets on the Hogwarts Express.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,628 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Scorpius M. - Complete
Overprotective by Laura-chan reviews
Overprotective teammates, unrequited feelings...How is Sakura going to survive her 22nd birthday? “My skirt is perfectly fine.”“I must agree with Naruto, Sakura. That skirt is too short.” TWOSHOT [SakuTeam7][SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,711 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Three Days by Lotos-Eater reviews
The Nara doth protest too much, methinks. [ShikaTema, lime lime !lemon!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,185 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Ron is pacing the kitchen by Historybuff1536 reviews
It's Harry and Ginny's wedding night, so of course Ron is pacing the kitchen. Big brother's always worry. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Ron W. - Complete
I'll never leave you again by Historybuff1536 reviews
Ginny and Harry's reunion and life after the battle. The beginning is pretty serious, because of the deaths. But life does return back to normal, well whats normal for wizards and witches. Rated T for mild language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,196 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Lemon FOIL by Cyberwolf reviews
written for the Nejiten FOIL challenge. Pure random Nejiten smexiness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Wedding by Oliviaface reviews
What was Ron thinking during Bill and Fleur's wedding? What the heck happened when he asked her to dance? I wanted these questions answered, so I answered them myself. Hopefully my version satisfies your RonHermione needs! ultra fluffy oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Deja vu by Historybuff1536 reviews
A christmas at the Burrow, with the whole Weasley,Potter clan. Funny,cute moment that happens at breakfast.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A New Student Series by Bananacakes reviews
Three new students, three old loved characters. Loads of fluffy bunnies. AngelxOC, ColossusxOC, PyroxOC DISCLAIMER: I don't own the Xmen. All i own are a few crappy DVDs.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,857 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Angel, Colossus - Complete
Simon and Strawberries by KeatsLove reviews
Kaylee sneaks away from the good doctor's room for a late night snack of strawberries but makes the mistake of waking the whole crew.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Kaylee, Simon - Complete
In His Kiss by Madripoor Rose reviews
X3 fic. Rogue has some decisions to make. Rogue&Piotr, RogueBobby
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Colossus, Kitty Pryde/Shadowcat - Complete
イチャイチャタクティクス, Icha Icha Takutikusu Makeout Tactics by Jewel Green reviews
Contains Mild Violence, Langage, & Hilariously Perverse Situations as well as other Surprises. You have been warned! [ShikaTema] feat. NejiTen NaruHina SasuSaku Summary in ch.1 Drama: 3,6 & 7. Humor: All other chapters. Lemons: 1 for each couple
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,986 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Mature Intentions by NessieGG reviews
It takes a mission to show Neji that Tenten has grown up, but she learns a little herself. Part Four: 'I can't see inside you if you look away.' [NejiTen.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,715 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Murder Your Love by Goldberry reviews
AU. Two opposing sides in a city marked by boundaries. Crossing the line between them will take everything they have. [NejiTen, SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,654 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/9/2006 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Neji H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The day Hermione Granger bought herself a clue by Fidelian reviews
Hermione and Ron finally 'fess up. Nothing but pure fluffy goodness! RHr of course, plus mentioning of HG. R&R, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/20/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Electricity by Fidelian reviews
ONESHOT. Everytime Hermione and Ron accidentally touch each other, the air crackles. Pure fluff! RHr, mention of HG. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,411 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
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Karaoke Night reviews
Our favorite NARUTO girls are having love troubles, so they go to the one place where they can unwind and forget...their favorite Karaoke Bar! And guess who witnesses their revealing performances? NaruHina, SasuSaku, ShikaTema, NejiTen, KibaIno
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,593 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 4/12/2009
New Leaves on an Ancient Tree reviews
Years after Pein's failed invasion and Sasuke's return, the Leaf Village finds enough peace to raise the Next Generation of Leaf ninja. Fun, friendship, and chaos inevitably ensues! NaruHina, SasuSaku, ShikaTema, NejiTen, KibaIno, all parents.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,897 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete
Deja Vu reviews
Set after Nessie stops growing. Begins w/ an outsider's perspective on the Cullen's first day of school. However, some aspects of this little New Hampshire town seem unrealistically familiar...like a clumsy brunette and annoying admirers. Maybe T later.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,217 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008
Opposites Attract reviews
SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaTema, NejiTen, GaaMatsu, KibaIno in that order . Steamy series of oneshots. Set after Sasuke comes to his senses and rejoins the Leaf Village and his friends. ONLY READ IF YOU ARE A FAN OF THESE SHIPS. Rated T for smutty fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,310 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Complete
Dear Mr Cullen reviews
Decades after Breaking Dawn, Bella gives Edward the ultimate thank-you for his devotion...POETRY! YAY!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Next Generation reviews
Begins where JKR left off, at the beginning of the first year of Hogwarts for Albus Potter, Rose Weasley, and Scorpius Malfoy. New friends, unexpected Sortings, and lots of magic being used between classes. Scorpius POV PLEASE R&R rated T for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,987 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Scorpius M., Scorpius M. - Complete
Quidditch: Next Generation Style reviews
Yup, that's right folks, all of our favorite character's kids come together in a fearsome battle for the Quidditch Cup! And just wait till you read who's commentating... R&R, you fools!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
Sun Colors reviews
Ron Weasley reflects on his daughter's relationship with Scorpius Malfoy in a time of crisis. ScorpiusRose. Oneshot. Rated T just in case. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Ron W. - Complete
The Aftermath reviews
Nearly a week after the defeat of Lord Voldemort, but not everything is as it should be...especially things between our favorite boy with the lightning scar and a certain redhead [my first fanfic, please R&R] [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete